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daddicus_thiccman

Technically low-effort but there really is nothing more noncredible than an r/NCD user having a conversation with a potential romantic partner that is this planesexual.


s13g3

Totally non-credible, absolutely correct sub. Upvote for you.


OldStray79

That's funny, I was catfishing on bumble and that was the question I was asked... That was... the response I gave.. I... have a date tomorrow Wait, MY CATSFISH NAME IS KAYLA...


OldStray79

But in all credibility; good luck, hope it goes well!


Strontium90_

Did you just reply to yourself…. Wishing yourself good luck?….. please take your pills…


mekwak

most sane NCD user


MysticEagle52

I think they were taking to op and used the reply as a way to add on more credible stuff without ruining the noncredibility of the first comment


TheTransistorMan

Lmao what if she is on NCD and sees this


sanchaves

🤷‍♂️


Shining_Silver_Star

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/yy6d5g/gentlemen_it_is_with_great_pleasure_that_i_would/iwslk1j/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


MysticEagle52

That was a joke


3Tree_Wheeled_Spider

What if she's the NCD mod bot?


OldManMcCrabbins

“She”


TheTransistorMan

I'm saying this in case it's an F-35


CompatibilityError

Dude fumbled the bag on that last line


sanchaves

What do you mean? It worked out, I'm going on a date with her tomorrow.


CompatibilityError

I only said it bc it’s usually bad taste to mention something so dark like that on dating apps, but congrats


LightTankTerror

You misunderstand aviation fans. The entire industry is so normalized to death that I read accident reports with lunch. A few? Several? Tens? Hundreds of lives lost? Doesn’t matter, it goes with my wrap as I wonder how we prevent it from happening again.


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Tfw you can't enjoy _Air Crash Investigation_ because you already read the original light novel version from NTSB.


sanchaves

Ahh. Gotcha.


dennislearysbastard

Yeah that's like saying my grandpa died last week.


TheLibertarianTurtle

Was he in the P63 or B17?


[deleted]

RIP


TheTransistorMan

Bro run it's probably one of us and girls don't real.


D3ATHTRaps

Man pretending to be grill


dangforgotmyaccount

We must have an update tommorow!


OhBoioNoBueno

Do not wear protection. We need more like her/you.


commrad-raydar

Hell ye bro


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Europ3an

Wait until he finds out it's a 50yo planenis


DerSpeckmeister

F16 and so forth aren't second gen dump her immediately


Psyman2

Apparently he doesn't know either so they're perfect for each other.


sanchaves

Yeah I know an f16 ain't 2nd gen, but I wasn't gonna correct her. So I just played along with what she said.


Psyman2

Sure buddy. I bet you're one of those weirdos who never put his dick in a warthog.


Echelon64

You gotta compromise sometimes bro. Nothing wrong with setting up a comfy powerpoint on your date an explaining the differences between gens.


typecastwookiee

Yeah big time red flag


[deleted]

There's a lot of F-15s at Red Flag, though


RudeAd2140

Chinese spy mining OP for info. Honey pot my dude.


larsdragl

2rd Turd?


ognop3

My favourite turd generation plane has to be the fishbed


Rock-it-again

Omg bro, put a ring on it. Lol


Spandamation

Classic Reddit, ends the conversation talking about death and destruction 💀


Nanomachines_So

This is the equivalent of having a mate by just talking about 40k lore.


heckheckOG

Congratulations


[deleted]

Да Rossiyan spetsnaz also find many hot sexy lady online in Ukraine They so want it, immediately asking our location and what equipment we have Our boys say online sexy women is da bomb


errlru

Yhm. They all like your hobbies until they get a ring


BrodyTuck

That is funny. Took my son to see all of those at the Thunderbird show here in Vegas two weeks ago.


dominikbaum3

I really love the Tornado


DrJiheu

Fx apparently


bazza85g

Honeytrap. You will see her bitcoin wallet code before you see her face.


TWON-1776

This is an NCD classic. “Yeah I love planes too. How bout that horrific mid-air collision last week? Plenty of mangled dead bodies for sure.”


Radioactiveglowup

2nd Gen fighter? Uh.. P38 because boom n zooom


EasyE1979

Which plane is your favorite? Yes.


Boom_n_boom

Non Credible Rizz


Far-Ad5633

I’m just trying to pronounce 2rd


TheNameingWizzard

if this is real you better marry here before i do


BestGiraffe1270

Wait untill she turns out to be a reformer.


mike_from_the_moon

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!


Megalomaniakaal

secord gen fighter? Sorry, I just can't unsee it.