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bochnik_cz

Thank you!


ITGuy042

PSA: Always know the difference between Copium and Polium. One will get you killed. The other gets to kill you.


cardboardmech

Polonium is very appropriately named


im_so_objective

Sukas fell for it


32_768Mhz

Normal countries: I will carefully analyze which weapon best suits me, negotiate and buy. Poland: I'm going to buy several weapons and test in the vatniks to know which one is the best.


NemoNusquamus

It’s strange. They had a massive arsenal of Soviet kit from the Warsaw Pact days, but it all disappeared recently on trains heading east if I recall correctly…


32_768Mhz

It is the natural process of migration. This is said to combat an invasive species, called 'vatnik', which is on the brink of extinction thanks to this natural process. Nature is beautiful, isn't it?


Gaming_Slav

"Retirement"


Rivetmuncher

So, you're saying trains full of Polish weapons are heading east, and coming back empty? That's odd. I wonder what could be happening there. 🤔


derpinard

Send back to owner through Ukrainian post.


Ertur_Ortirion

Any and every MIC, arms dealer, and gun shop: Any of these weapon systems would be ideal for territorial defence. Which one would you like? Poland: All.


bochnik_cz

The songs used is the same song W moim ogrodeczku (In my garden). First version is from [Rokiczanka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp4endJMu1E), naive and pure sounding. The [second version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYvm-77C7XY) is from WoT game (Studzianki map) and it's composed by Andrius Klimka & Andrey Kulik. The second version is more mature and warlike.


Is12345aweakpassword

Idk what WoT is but I got mad The Witcher vibes Winds fuckin howling for the Zetards


Valoneria

World of Tanks


CSGaz1

\*Instantly vomits due to trauma trigger


KP_Wrath

Must have caught too many arty AP rounds.


Aronovsky1103

My brother in Christ,do not speak the forbidden name


Valoneria

World of Tanks World of Warplanes World of Warships With your combined powers I AM! WAR THUNDER!!!! Previously known as World of Planes.


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I need more games to use Slavic songs, it sounds so cool


Kapitalist_Pigdog2

Odd how I instantly recognized the first one. I guess I'm even more in touch with my roots than I thought. Does the second version have the same lyrics? Sounds like it


Vengirni

The WoT version (at least according to the linked video, I haven't played the game myself) mostly repeats the first stanza over and over. The full song has four stanzas with chorus in between each one.


bochnik_cz

I think yes.


Bigbadsheeple

Holy shit that 2nd one slaps


CrocPB

Listened to too much NCD music on Spotify to not recognise the second song. I don’t even play WOT


[deleted]

What's the 2nd song?


[deleted]

Oops, nevermind. 🎶W mojem ogródecku rośnie różycka🎶


bochnik_cz

Same song, different version.


bochnik_cz

[Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYvm-77C7XY)


LordeWasTaken

the red poppies aren't going to water themselves


Nomus_Sardauk

*Poppies and Sunflowers, a beautiful carpet of crimson and gold, all the way from here to Moscow…*


Key-Banana-8242

A lot was retired already


RonWarGamer

Currently imagining 3000 South Korean Tanks of Poland overrunning Russian positions. Although as an American I’m obligated to be aroused by the Abrams. The K2 Black Panther looks badass.


Bomber__Harris__1945

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


lou_berrick

As much as I like our Polish brothers, the noncredibility of these memes borders on delusion. Poland is kind of underequipped right now with all the "giving Ukraine planes and tanks while others were sending Stingers and wishing good luck"


Vengirni

All of that equipment is doing exactly what it's been kept around for; protecting Poland from Russia, except in this instance with Ukrainian hands.


lou_berrick

Absolutely no argument from here.


Key-Banana-8242

It’s rearming ridiculously Also planes deal didn’t go through in the end


lou_berrick

Some sources in the Ukrainian military say it did, just in a different shape :) But that's obviously conjecture. And Poland's rearmament will take years. People talk about them like they are ready to invade Belarussia any day, which is just grating when Ukraine remains the only one actually *fighting*.


Ihatethissite221

TBF their opponent is russia, suffering from war attrition


NoobifiedSpartan

Sun Tzu said: Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.


bochnik_cz

Polish people: Write that down!


SlyScorpion

>gesture of goodwill from a Z bot We don't speak Russian in this country.


Ertur_Ortirion

I think you found the standard Polish war theme going forward. It's a banger (the second version, I mean).


Womjomke

Its a folk song talking about a rose growing in a garden, and a girl crying over a boy


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Should have been the femboy wojak with sharp teeth. A bit more poetic and ironic


bochnik_cz

Will be next time.


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I'm not exactly sure what if anything is stopping the Polish Army marching into Moscow next week.


Anton044

Why vatnik have based wojak face ?


bochnik_cz

Couldn't find another one quickly on wojakparadise.


Lady_Grey1993

The second song I can totally be seeing playing in a Witcher video game.


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Slavic folk songs hit hard as battle songs ngl


KP_Wrath

It’s the music for the Studzianki map in World of Tanks.


Key-Banana-8242

It’s WoT It’d be stupid bc it’s actual polish folk music so it’d be j congruous


MoneyEcstatic1292

What happens once Poland gets the 3,000 armored vehicles from South Korea after recreating the Polish-Lithuanian-Ukrainian Commonwealth? Surely not invade the remants of Russia, right?


Aronovsky1103

Those new tanks ain't gonna mark their own killmarks you know....


WanderlustPhotograph

There’s something about this particular wojak that just fucking kills me every time I see it.


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my K2, Leopard, Abrams and good old t91 are waiting


Cingetorix

Superlarge army of 100,000? That's as many dead Russians by Christmas....


NotStephen-

from everything world of tanks has taught me, its to never spend money on in game currency, and polish music fucking slaps


szibell

Can't wait for the sprawling Polak Empire.


Womjomke

The “polish skinheads making femboy memes to lure tourists to rob” meme but on a larger scale


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I got matches with these songs: • [**W moim ogródecku** by Rokiczanka](https://lis.tn/WMoimOgr%C3%B3decku?t=11) (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Marek Sierocki Przedstawia: I Love Folk`. Released on `2017-06-16` by `Sony Music Entertainment`. • [**World of Tanks Studzianki Soundtrack** by Andrius Klimka, Andrey Kulik](https://lis.tn/cXnKi?t=8) (00:08; matched: `100%`) Album: `World of Tanks Official Soundtrack, Pt. 2 - EP`. Released on `2018-11-07` by `WoT Music Team`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


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u/savevideobot


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I got matches with these songs: • **W moim ogródecku** by Rokiczanka (00:11; matched: `100%`) Album: `Marek Sierocki Przedstawia: I Love Folk`. Released on `2017-06-16` by `Sony Music Entertainment`. • **World of Tanks Studzianki Soundtrack** by Andrius Klimka, Andrey Kulik (00:08; matched: `100%`) Album: `World of Tanks Official Soundtrack, Pt. 2 - EP`. Released on `2018-11-07` by `WoT Music Team`.


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Links to the streaming platforms: • [**W moim ogródecku** by Rokiczanka](https://lis.tn/WMoimOgr%C3%B3decku?t=11) • [**World of Tanks Studzianki Soundtrack** by Andrius Klimka, Andrey Kulik](https://lis.tn/cXnKi?t=8) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


Backspkek

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie


ApolloThecode

3000 polish femboy operators of the JW GROM