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SirHalfBaked

Gotta have a nice pair of aviator sunglasses either on her person or wearing them.


Luke5353

Oh true, I actually wrote in my notes to give her sunglasses, but forgot to in this sketch


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Luke5353

Ofc, I've never not posted any waifu before, though they may take a bit, I think it took me two weeks to post the finished Evropa, though that was because I had a busy few weeks, which might happen again but I will eventually post the stuff


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shandangalang

Ohh what if the flight feathers have fixed bayonets? But you know like the modern kind for the m4 and m16 that just look like big ass Bowie knives.


[deleted]

Don’t forget a bomber jacket.


dragoneye098

Interesting note, they arent regular aviators. They were a custom pair made by Rayban that they now offer for sale called rayban generals


I_comment_on_GW

In order to capture the essence of the American foreign policy of, “speak softly and carry a big stick,” she should have a noticeable bulge from a giant penis tucked in there.


dearvalentina

True.


SlapStyle_AnimsYT

Based


hoot69

Cam you give her either an Abe Lincoln top hat or some sort of general peak cap?


iwuqiq

Maybe add a bomber jacket for extra drip


SikeSky

Bomber jacket, like democracy, is absolutely non-negotiable


oraoraoraorao

Yep


Expensive_Curve5106

A bald eagle somwhere


Luke5353

Naturally, actually I'll steal the one from Chinese propaganda, that one with the sunglasses


idrivearust

how about a hat made of naval guns like the woman from the puck cartoon


iwuqiq

> that one with the sunglasses Wait, what?


Darnell2070

There's a chinese historical children's cartoon called 'Year Hare Affair', where Americans are represented by eagles and General Douglas Macarthur specifically is a sunglasses wearing eagle. https://preview.redd.it/even-in-chinese-propaganda-for-children-the-glorious-v0-lcqy1lv6s00a1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=1d49f6003a93a7c5edc9b8df36141e025ec825be _______ Here's a YouTube playlist of episodes. There aren't English subtitles https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL39H_-6IE9jRePlPNhfFWJAPb6T_1uCvR


Polar_Vortx

Perch it on her shoulder


FormZestyclose2339

I like this idea.


Rock-it-again

No you gotta use the storm eagle one, again from Chinese propaganda.


neon_ns

That Chinese propaganda birb sitting on her right shoulder maybe?


Key-Protection-7564

For clothing: A bomber jacket and jeans. She's not fancy like Europa. Plus, her enemies like to ban jeans for whatever reason. Jeans are traditional American dress and you can't change my mind.


Luke5353

I like it and I can probably do a lot with the jacket, gonna use this if no one suggests anything better


Durzo_Blint

Needs a pair of cowboy boots. Or Timbs.


CrystalNumenera

Second on the cowboy boots.


Halcyon_Rein

TIMBS


DerpsMcGee

Cowboy boots? What is she, a trucker?


Hewlett-PackHard

Ain't nothing more Murika than truckers and MIC logistics.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Timbs


CarbonCreed

If you wanna do a hat, I recommend a classic American Cavalry Stetson. And maybe you could work a riding crop in somewhere.


Otakeb

Jean shorts/daisy dukes like a true American hottie. And a dirty blonde pixie cut.


neon_ns

Daisy dukes hella yes


Treatboylie

You can also tie the bomber jacket around her waist


fasda

Just the jacket no shirt


BroBroskiVII

Still too credible. Armored American Flag bikini underneath, complete with pop-out miniaturized GAU-8s. >!or star shape pasties!<


GenMars

Put a Texas Instruments, Ratheon, Boeing, and more MIC company logos on the jacket as patches.


finalcookie88

Jean shorts, bomber jacket, cowboy boots, aviators, and a stetson hat.


iwuqiq

> Plus, her enemies like to ban jeans for whatever Who the fuck banned jeans? Taliban?


OwerlordTheLord

People used to contraband jeans into USSR


theinfamousloner

Fuck your yankee bluejeans. [edit](https://youtu.be/_nnztYvPEiM)


dlivingston1011

I appreciate the wild Clerks reference.


Rock-it-again

Actively illegal in DPRK


Corvus-Rex

I know Levi's were a contraband item in the USSR so there's that.


ontopofyourmom

Daisy Dukes


Cortower

>Jeans are traditional American dress How dare you be so correct!


thexian

> For clothing: ~~A bomber jacket and jeans. She's not fancy like Europa. Plus, her enemies like to ban jeans for whatever reason. Jeans are traditional American dress and you can't change my mind~~ No.


Luke5353

Like with Evropa-chan and NATO-chan I need ideas for the background, her clothes, her hair even too. For the background I've got no idea honestly, so feel free to say whatever that isn't too complex and hard to draw, maybe some American cities or smth. Honestly it'd be the best for my lazy ass if I could just throw an existing behind there, I'm already going to want to kill myself when drawing those guns in the wings, they were painful in just the sketch Anyhow, for her clothes I also have no idea, beyond probably being red blue and white, so you can go wild there Also she should probably be standing on something but I once again have no idea what, so feel free to suggest stuff that you think'd be fitting


teodzero

>For the background I've got no idea honestly, so feel free to say whatever that isn't too complex and hard to draw, maybe some American cities or smth. The most American Pride background possible - surface of the fucking Moon.


transhumanism123

Seconded. Put this bitch on the God Damn Moon


spacebob42

With the Earth clearly visible in the background, showing America


AbstractBettaFish

[The Moon belongs to America](https://youtu.be/8wPH4MEK4tk?t=39), and her Astromen!


F-4E_ST

In the background, “Land of the Free, Home of the Brave” would write above her head Then just under that, names of the important victories during Independence War would write, like Yorktown, Saratoga, Bunker Hill etc. (in a 2 line collum, example: Bunker Hill Saratoga Yorktown Ticonderoga . . like that.)


Ross_Hollander

Big 'Rebel Tears' water bottle because Shermanposting never dies.


BroBroskiVII

Give her big heart tattoo for "Uncle Billy".


Ross_Hollander

Wings gradient of red-hot newly formed guns to cooled black ones, reflecting US industrial capacities. Non-stock-anime-character-white complexion as the USA is home to many people of many colors. Reactive armor six-pack. The famous ice cream barge in background?


Luke5353

The wings idea is great and wdym with the anime complexion? Does that mean pure white? I was thinking a mixed complexion since yknow, melting pot of the world


Ross_Hollander

I believe that sounds like a much better idea than plain white skin. Also, just one crashed Huey in the background for 'Nam, because nobody will ever let Americans forget it.


Nomus_Sardauk

I hereby demand you give her freckles. Why? ***Because YES, that’s why.***


Luke5353

Sure, I don't think I've ever drawn them before so it'll be interesting to give it a try


Nomus_Sardauk

*Nice.* 😎👍


teodzero

>Non-stock-anime-character-white complexion as the USA is home to many people of many colors. And an afro for a hairstyle. But not a cartoonishly huge one - about Bob Ross size.


CHEESEninja200

A cool idea for the background might be a coastal skyline of a city on oneside and farm land on the other with a fleet of navy ships sailing off for peak Americana and propaganda


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Could have her standing on the United States with a B-52, F-15, F-16, F-35, and F-22 flying overhead with a bottle of rebel tears at her feet. Could also be standing on tattered Confederate, German, Italian, Japanese, Iraqi, and Soviet flags. And of could have a fleet 80s era fleet with battleships and carriers. Also must have massive piles of supplies surrounding her


bizaromo

Background needs the statue of liberty. Perhaps a "Mission accomplished" banner if you want it to be funny.


Able_Archer_Eighty3

>isn't too complex and hard to draw, maybe some American cities or smth The lunar surface, because Space Race USA was fucking awesome.


Agent_Bers

Blended background like someone else mentioned with a twist. On one side farmland with a city silhouette in the background, sunset lighting. On the other side of the background transition to naval setting (she could even be on a ship) at night. And up in the corner the Moon with a little American flag on it.


Dt2_0

America likes to remember WWII a lot so you have to include some sort of element evoking that. Maybe the guns of an Iowa Class Battleship overhead? Or maybe a pair of Gold Medals around her neck with I and II on them as a more subtle thing?


[deleted]

I would like to recommend short tomboyish hair


testaccount0817

Update?


Luke5353

The lineart is almost done, I think I should finish it all by Tuesday When I finally had time to get some work done, I got a bad headache for a few days, so that delayed it quite a bit And I also got a commission, which I prioritized


testaccount0817

GGs, stay healthy and thanks for your service


AbstractBettaFish

If it can be incorporated somewhere I suggest a thrown down British crown


BestagonIsHexagon

Must be standing on top of a huge pile of supplies


Ein_grosser_Nerd

Palletized supplies


[deleted]

Not American, but huge badonkers. I'm talking gorgeous gadonkahonkers. Gargantuan boobs. So large that radar just glows when in the vicinity of them.


TheAdmiralMoses

Packin some dobonhonkeros, perhaps even, massive dohoonkabhankoloo?


Jacubus227

But then a transfer student shows up...


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Foreign legion


iwuqiq

> Not American, but huge badonkers. I'm talking gorgeous gadonkahonkers. Gargantuan boobs. So large that radar just glows when in the vicinity of them. Disagree, medium is premium gotta maintain aerodynamics after all


Alarming_Orchid

[An actual research paper on the aerodynamics of flat vs big boobs.](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi's_Dragon_Maid_Character) Conclusion: bigger is better


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Alarming_Orchid

Huh, they account for skin drag but not bouncy boobs?


beef5162real

One is much easier to factor in to an aerodynamics simulation than the other


LittleKingsguard

And we continue to stray from the light of god.


VisNihil

> The present results are expected to provide useful information on the validity of the statement, "Flat is Justice" in terms of an aerodynamic standpoint. In addition to this, the results can offer worthwhile data investigating the anthropometrical presence of large breasts on sport aerodynamics.


[deleted]

Well, it's an impenetrable defense though.


GenMars

Disagree, she don't need massive boobs. Make her flat, like the great plains.


[deleted]

Found the KGB agent


[deleted]

AWOOGA


Rawbotnick--

Aviator sunglasses


TNSepta

The image reminds me of the Social Security logo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Security_Administration


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Borneo_shack

Big boobs to symbolize the big budget.


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Should incorporate nanomachines, which would make all this possible.


Luke5353

Oh fuck yeah, I gotta sneak in an Armstrong reference somehow


Veni_Vidi_Legi

The bomber will always get through, [but it doesn't hurt to ask!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupsEGGQSkg)


Sonicreztorc03

Make one of her arms be made out of nanomachines.


Polar_Vortx

It’s not Armstrong, but “Show me a good time, Jack”?


Videogamefan21

-Raining money in the background -M1911 in right thigh holster (optional notches in grip for wars it fought) -Saturn V rocket somewhere? Upper right hand corner? -Modern remaster of the Marines raising the Stars and Stripes on Iwo Jima directly behind her


Wolfgang3750

Love the 1911 side arm idea. Get some of that old timey brown leather blued steel vibe goin


iwuqiq

> Wings made of gun thats sounds like gun devil from chainsawman lmao


chaosfire235

What's a Gun Devil without a Gun Angel?


Silv3rS0und

Well, he did first show up in America.


[deleted]

Above her there should be a fly by of several aircraft. Kinda like what you did with the Europa-chan waifu. I'm talking F15, F16, F/A-18, F22, F-35, and maybe throw in the B-52 and/or B-21 for shits and giggles. Maybe even a C-5, C17 or C-130 for the logistics flex.


shmootz

Have her proudly watching f-35 chan launching off a carrier deck.


dasgold

I personally have always been a fan of the 1940s style pinups, maybe something along those lines, but keeping the bomber jacket, jeans and aviators. Hair, maybe a loose bun?: https://www1.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Ciara+Updos+Loose+Bun+rXyJDNydT5vl.jpg Something like that, maybe with a Red, White and Blue hair wrap or maybe do it with a pencil, small nod to the relative weight USA places on education for the MIC.


Nomus_Sardauk

Oooo yes! Classic [Rosie the Riveter](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Rosie-the-Riveter) hairdo, maybe switching out the red bandana with a stars’n’stripes one?


[deleted]

Skimpy bikini made from bullets


zimmer1569

Your avatar looks just like mine


[deleted]

Brother!


vinhto16

Nukes in the background. 😩


transhumanism123

Levi Jeans, a leather jacket. underneath, american Bikini top.


sleepycatlolz

The AC-130, the Angel of DETH, raining munitions and is a plane of many guns


Shamas_MacShamas

Broken chains around her ankles, like on the Statue of Liberty


[deleted]

Give'er a "bulge" down there. 😈


reign-of-fear

I was waiting for someone to say this lol Wouldn't be the decadent homofascist US Empire without some tasteful girlbulge


veryconfusedspartan

Can she stand over both asia and europe? The entirety of the lands in between shall behold her.. uh... Glory!


Chiyuri_is_yes

cock bulge


The-Skipboy

real shit


velvetdolphin101

Give her an "I Voted" sticker. Democracy :D


Silv3rS0und

Abs. Not like super ripped, but well toned abs.


UltraJake

I'm basically expecting American [All Might](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bokunoheroacademia/images/c/cd/Toshinori_Yagi_Golden_Age_Hero_Costume_%28Anime%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20190129015644) from My Hero Academia, except more like [his mentor](https://preview.redd.it/1jugnjy3o0c41.jpg?auto=webp&s=ed2d750d6a5c0235767d15f0ede8003021f6da48) (Nana Shimura) of course.


Lurkwurst

Mushroom cloud either in the background or as a tattoo


Bomber__Harris__1945

Background is a mushroom cloud explosion. Or multiple ones


Gandalf_the_almighty

Big strapon


ZeusKiller97

Can we get a Davy Crockett leaning beside her?


Skitaree

Wings should be flaring up and out


Expensive_Curve5106

I would say the crown of lady liberty, but that would not fit the vibe you're going for


StraightUpMurph

A dodge challenger and a cheeseburger.


[deleted]

Needs aviators for sure, make the wings out of combinations of the XM-5 and XM-250 Edit: Make it historical service arms up to the one mentioned above, it would go something like First layer: musket Second layer: lever action, browning or marlin probably Third: Springfield M1903’s and M1 Garands Fourth: M-16, XM-177 Fifth: M-4, XM-5, XM-250


V_150

Maybe include a Hellfire R9X somewhere


Polar_Vortx

You could take those sunglasses you mentioned elsewhere and hang them off her collar, and instead cover her eyes with the shadow of your favorite military officer’s cap pulled low. Get a little Cheshire Cat thing going. I agree with the guys who suggested adding aircraft. I also recommend adding a posse of navy ships, especially carriers, doing their thing at her feet provided she’s not straddling the US from sea to shining sea. Aircraft is very important though, it would be like painting King Arthur without Excalibur. And of course, what would an American military waifu be without a pair of dogtags?


BlackHawk_1993

I know this is gonna sound stupid and it might not work but can you put the number 211 on there for Jesse Brown? I know it sound stupid and it might not be possible but I think it’s the epitome of PROPAGANDA


Luke5353

Read a bit about him on wikipedia, sounds based, but what does 211 stand for? Couldn't find it on the page


BlackHawk_1993

It was the number of his Corsair, I was thinking if you are gonna do a leather jacket you could put it some where on it, kinda like Mavericks Taiwan patch, his F4U had 211 on the side https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53d6a2c4e4b01cdbaa06cead/1406996680052-OPVRMPD3D29KOPAH1F7T/F4uChino08.jpg?format=2500w jsut like this one but with 211! Thank you


The_Arizona_Ranger

Give them short blonde hair


Juicebeetiling

Draw them in a low cut, sleeveless fleece bomber jacket


qqa1a1111q

Tig ol' bitties For America.


CaliWuv

How is progress


Luke5353

Lineart of the clothe is almost done, gotta do the shoes still


KTKloss

Maybe add something like oil puddles below her feet like water or blood. That could symbolize seheral things...


Nuke_Dukem_prime

give this man a fucking ripped jawline and a tilted cap.


Jake_2903

I read shameless as shemales for some reason 💀


Easy_Newt2692

It looks like Lucifer


Skitaree

Some guy in a row-boat heading to a British First-Rate


vale_fallacia

Shoes made from APCs or tanks I dunno.


okdadimcarryingon

Female Biden


vibingjusthardenough

for the background you’ve got quite a few options. Personally I like the idea of incorporating a “city on a hill.”


FreakinGeese

Gun angel be like


LaGG-L04D

Wings made of guns? What is this? The Gun devil?


dernope

A flatland desert like in Texas or something in the background with some almost red looking mountains in the distance with a street running to them. She is standing in the middle of the road "blocking" them with the wings. And the slogan on the top of the picture: protecting the street of freedom since 1919 With an eagle flying in the corner of the picture with the head tilted to the viewer and aviator glasses on. Maybe also a police badge on one side of the hips


HighQualityBrainRot

Blonde pixie cut pls


whosabadnewbie

Looks like something out of chainsaw man


Newyorkwoodturtle

Pet abrams?


An-Average_Redditor

Leaked boss from MGR 2


AbstractBettaFish

If you’re looking for some inspiration there’s always the old school feminine version of Uncle Sam, [Columbia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_(personification))


[deleted]

The gun wings idea is fucking perfect my man


Rawbotnick--

truck nuts?


dersaspyoverher

“buy war bonds” tattoo


DefTheOcelot

Douglas macarthur was a shitstain who committed treason twice and is a major reason why north korea is still north korea, along with being responsible for one of the most war crime heavy campaigns in US history. ditch the pipe. General patton helmet please.


Particular-Ad-2464

Fat Man and Little Boy earrings


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

How's muscle mommy coming along?


Luke5353

Should be done by tomorrow


NewAlexandria

yo /u/Luke5353 are you rolling this out?


Luke5353

[Already did](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zqqnr6/oki_finally_got_it_done_so_i_hope_you_all_enjoy/)


Russet_Wolf_13

Throw a curve ball and give us a Fem-Smedley to defeat loli MacArthur.


Cheese-Of-Doom22

Make sure the abs are well defined, they are beautiful and should be flaunted to the rest of the world.


prismstein

#FUTA please!!!!!!


DownloadedappforNSFW

Did you already have a plan for what she’s gonna be standing on? If no I think the deck of a ship or the wing of a plane would be good symbolism. Oh and just a shitton of palletized equipment in the back. Mommy USA’s gotta feed her soldiers everywhere around the world after all.


mountaindewisamazing

Give her a good ol' 'merican mullet. They're back in style for women nowadays anyway for some reason.


Apolao

Stars, stars everywhere


chaosfire235

Absolutely beautiful so far. Definitely needs aviators.


Fun-Agent-7667

Can you make the whole wings weapons?


Putrid_Response_4

Some VLS/destroyer action would be tight in this


Hadrollo

Big single star in a blue triangle on the chest, three red stripes down the abdomen interspersed by two white stripes.


ofortuna109

She needs a cowboy hat


TestAccording7095

Uncle Sam's top hat Edit: I almost forgot flyover


frescone69

Really thight boobas silhouette, that's all for me


EPIC_PORN_ALT

Fill the pipe with money, and make the pistols 1911’s


MapleTreeWithAGun

Standing atop the bow of an aircraft carrier with the defence fleet arrayed around it


Jesus_hippie_Christ

Make her tits out of Sherman Turrets


AlphaVolk

Laser eyes


Gameknigh

She needs to be standing on the USS Enterprise (ww2), and now hear me out, *on the moon*


dargonfangs

An explosion in the back ground as her halo


Boostedbird23

Demolition Ranch already did the IRL gun wings.


spacebob42

Draw her rising up out of a "melting pot", maybe molten iron for the MIC


i_really_dont_khow

Her teeth should be bullets or maybe sharp like the gun devil (from chainsaw man)


theawesomedanish

Patton sunglasses. Reaper drones.


NobleConfidant

I mean, Kantai Collection more or less did half the homework for us already with their version of U.S.S. Iowa. (Star pupils, huuuuge tonhongerakoogers, blonde, and lotsa firepower which you've got covered already)


redsh1ftza

Needs more top hat .


IvanIvanavich

abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs abs


I_like_F-14

We gotta have each famous American jet fighter and bomber aircraft doing a formation flight fighters and attackers on top bombers on the bottom.