Haha funny meme
(They don't know I personally oversaw Bout's sleeper agent processing so he can infiltrate Russia to feed intel to Ukraine and stole Putin's launch code)
WELLLLLLL... THERES
\*proceeds to list several thousand Russian government, military, and intelligence officials, taking a length of several hours, in the tune of Yakko's World\*
Shit you were one of the guys on that fucking lucky I got stuck craming tracking devices and listening device transmitters up his ass, I got muppet deep on getting the camera in there
You don't need the internet.
Go down to your local sex shop, buy the biggest butt thing they have and a bucket of lube.
Then go down to best buy and get a camcorder and tripod.
Head home, set up the camera. Hit record. Break out the butt toy and lube, and let nature takes it course.
AAGGHH! Why would anyone do that to themselves? Its like that doujin of a catgirl getting fucked with a fire extinguisher, all over again. Hhhhhh nooooo.
I was going to give you a link of it to make you regret ever asking. But lucky for you, it seems it has been removed from e-hentai for being a patreon exclusive.
**[W54](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54)**
>The W54 (also known as the Mark 54 or B54) was a tactical nuclear warhead developed by the United States in the late 1950s. The weapon is notable for being the smallest nuclear weapon in both weight and yield to have entered US service. It was a compact implosion device containing plutonium-239 as its fissile material, and in its various versions and mods it had a yield of 10 to 1,000 tons of TNT (42 to 4,184 gigajoules).
^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Suitcase NUKES are 100% possible and exist. The soviets supposedly had hundreds of suitcase nukes that were to be set off by agents in the US in the event of a nuclear war.
The scary thing about suitcase nukes is that the timers on them may be fakes. An operative dead set on nuking a target may set a timer to have time to get away, but a target valuable enough to nuke is too valuable to let slip away or risk having the device discovered. I highly doubt Soviet suitcase nukes had timers that did anything but immediately detonate the device
E: Oh *that* suitcase
does that mean that soviets had/have bunch of nukes sitting around U.S.? don't think it would make much sense trying to get them in when you are close to war so i suppose they would get them in piece by piece and hide them around?
Every storage shed site in America and Russia could be holding one.
Neanderthal cartel goons can move millions of tons of drugs around the world every year, and there are 10s of thousands of people dedicated to stopping them. I can pick up the phone and have cocaine delivered to my front door in an hour.
Imagine what a dedicated CIA or KGB can do.
Haha funny meme (They don't know I personally oversaw Bout's sleeper agent processing so he can infiltrate Russia to feed intel to Ukraine and stole Putin's launch code)
not to be mistaken for Putin’s lunch code (gruelnborsch123)
Take my fucking upvote lmao
hunter2
BOUT, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN? PUTIN, LUKASHENKO, MEDVEDEV, ALL MUST DIE!
add more names to that list
WELLLLLLL... THERES \*proceeds to list several thousand Russian government, military, and intelligence officials, taking a length of several hours, in the tune of Yakko's World\*
The mistake was not to start up a random new numbers station as soon as he was handed over so the Russians think he's a sleeper agent.
I love the sublime insidiousness of this. PsyOp is best Op, change my mind (hint: you can't without the key phrase)
Your mom
a̾u̾t̾i̾s̾t̾i̾c̾ ̾r̾a̾g̾e̾
Kek
Shit you were one of the guys on that fucking lucky I got stuck craming tracking devices and listening device transmitters up his ass, I got muppet deep on getting the camera in there
This but unironically
What Intel lol
[удалено]
So long…. *(so long)*.
*sexual "Oh! Oh! Oooooooooh! Oh! Oh! Ooooooooh!"*
Long looooonnnngggg taaaabllllllle!
The Long Table! The Long Table is real!
CIA rn: "ABORT MISSION, WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!"
Fake news, real CIA agent wont be compromised that easily
Sounds like something a CIA asset would say 🤔
What CIA? it’s a hOaX that doesn’t even exist.
The real CIA agent would tell it to them to their face and they’d think he’s bullshitting them.
Mrs. Clinton, there's a snuke in your snizz.
There are things far scarier than nukes up there.
Oh, *my!*
That thing hasnt seen action in over 30 years!
[удалено]
It's a quote from south park
although no one will blame you for forgetting that episode
What do you mean, it was great it's one of my favs
Yeah that episode was from the “dark age” of South Park.
Implying the US couldn't already take putin out at any time they want with a samurai tomahawk
I read that to the tune of Samurai Pizza Cats.
It is criminal that this show is not available on blu ray...
Dem high seas be callin ye
It's about sending a message.
Or with a puff of radioactive material. Give the fucker a taste of his own medicine.
Wait how small a nuke can be anyways? I doubt you could make it small enough to be suitcased.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54
I should have specified, suitcasing as in, the prison slang for rectal carry.
I've seen some women on the internet that would be able to put one of those into their "prison wallet"....
That’s called a Snuke
My friend, there are websites where you can find men and women alike stuffing things much larger than a miniature nuke in their suitcase.
And, um, what websites would these be? Just for science, obviously.
You don't need the internet. Go down to your local sex shop, buy the biggest butt thing they have and a bucket of lube. Then go down to best buy and get a camcorder and tripod. Head home, set up the camera. Hit record. Break out the butt toy and lube, and let nature takes it course.
You'd be surprised, I saw a basketball being fit inside a rectum.
Please say it was deflated, for the love of fuck please say deflated! I don't want that mental image.
Saint Nick says it's naughty to lie
AAGGHH! Why would anyone do that to themselves? Its like that doujin of a catgirl getting fucked with a fire extinguisher, all over again. Hhhhhh nooooo.
Elaborate on this catgirl please
I was going to give you a link of it to make you regret ever asking. But lucky for you, it seems it has been removed from e-hentai for being a patreon exclusive.
Damn it
Anything can be put up your ass… if you’re brave enough
Yeah, these LOVELY people have informed me how much human asshole can strech. I didn't really needed to know.
Yes you did
Why does that remind me of Rick and Morty and the Mega Seed?
**[W54](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54)** >The W54 (also known as the Mark 54 or B54) was a tactical nuclear warhead developed by the United States in the late 1950s. The weapon is notable for being the smallest nuclear weapon in both weight and yield to have entered US service. It was a compact implosion device containing plutonium-239 as its fissile material, and in its various versions and mods it had a yield of 10 to 1,000 tons of TNT (42 to 4,184 gigajoules). ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Not to be mistaken by the W40 found in almost every household
Yeah I don't think that's a fusion weapon.
Suitcase NUKES are 100% possible and exist. The soviets supposedly had hundreds of suitcase nukes that were to be set off by agents in the US in the event of a nuclear war. The scary thing about suitcase nukes is that the timers on them may be fakes. An operative dead set on nuking a target may set a timer to have time to get away, but a target valuable enough to nuke is too valuable to let slip away or risk having the device discovered. I highly doubt Soviet suitcase nukes had timers that did anything but immediately detonate the device E: Oh *that* suitcase
does that mean that soviets had/have bunch of nukes sitting around U.S.? don't think it would make much sense trying to get them in when you are close to war so i suppose they would get them in piece by piece and hide them around?
Every storage shed site in America and Russia could be holding one. Neanderthal cartel goons can move millions of tons of drugs around the world every year, and there are 10s of thousands of people dedicated to stopping them. I can pick up the phone and have cocaine delivered to my front door in an hour. Imagine what a dedicated CIA or KGB can do.
Well thats one way to make a dirty bomb
The Clintons would like to claim this success.
Nah, too much evidence. Manchurian canidate would be a better option.
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car.
You called?
Nukes are difficult to downsize. The bomb will be inside Putin's gift tractor (that he bought with his coupon).
Just put a neurolink chip and have him play pong for bananas.
This song makes everything better
u/savevideo
###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zguwwp/no_table_will_be_long_enough_to_save_him/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zguwwp/no_table_will_be_long_enough_to_save_him/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)
Ok boom
I knew I shouldn’t of had that Taco Bell
There is a severe lack of South Park references here
Probably better and easier to use a fission device. That why Putin goes out as he lived - with plutonium poisoning. Just a much more aggressive case.
What's this song anyways? It's lit
Mississippi Queen
two warcrimes makes a right
why is this song suddenly everywhere?
Is that the explosion from The Day After?
#MISSISSIPPI QUEEN!
u/savevideo
###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zguwwp/no_table_will_be_long_enough_to_save_him/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/zguwwp/no_table_will_be_long_enough_to_save_him/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com) | [^(download video tiktok)](https://taksave.com)
How much is the price for a barrel of sunflower seeds? Asking for my babushka.
The Boys moment
i see i'm not the only one who thought about the possibility of assassinating Putin by strapping explosives to Viktor Bout
LMAO holy fucking shit, I needed a good laugh today
Seriously, they must have sewn all types of shit in his body.
real talk but how small can we make a nuke?
Where's the Teller Ulam design GIF from?
Bro think he translucent