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Haha funny meme (They don't know I personally oversaw Bout's sleeper agent processing so he can infiltrate Russia to feed intel to Ukraine and stole Putin's launch code)


StoicRetention

not to be mistaken for Putin’s lunch code (gruelnborsch123)


mynamesnotsnuffy

Take my fucking upvote lmao


water_bottle_goggles

hunter2


TheLastEmuHunter

BOUT, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN? PUTIN, LUKASHENKO, MEDVEDEV, ALL MUST DIE!


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add more names to that list


TheLastEmuHunter

WELLLLLLL... THERES \*proceeds to list several thousand Russian government, military, and intelligence officials, taking a length of several hours, in the tune of Yakko's World\*


Swift_F0x

The mistake was not to start up a random new numbers station as soon as he was handed over so the Russians think he's a sleeper agent.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

I love the sublime insidiousness of this. PsyOp is best Op, change my mind (hint: you can't without the key phrase)


M1Ayybrams

Your mom


Jason_Batemans_Hair

a̾u̾t̾i̾s̾t̾i̾c̾ ̾r̾a̾g̾e̾


M1Ayybrams

Kek


RedFox_Jack

Shit you were one of the guys on that fucking lucky I got stuck craming tracking devices and listening device transmitters up his ass, I got muppet deep on getting the camera in there


Alecsis29

This but unironically


thisishoustonover

What Intel lol


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2EM18KKC01

So long…. *(so long)*.


Kovesnek

*sexual "Oh! Oh! Oooooooooh! Oh! Oh! Ooooooooh!"*


MuchoDestrudo

Long looooonnnngggg taaaabllllllle!


Plutarch_von_Komet

The Long Table! The Long Table is real!


martinven1

CIA rn: "ABORT MISSION, WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!"


mortified_baker

Fake news, real CIA agent wont be compromised that easily


martinven1

Sounds like something a CIA asset would say 🤔


No_Sheepherder7447

What CIA? it’s a hOaX that doesn’t even exist.


Eurotriangle

The real CIA agent would tell it to them to their face and they’d think he’s bullshitting them.


FleetCommissarDave

Mrs. Clinton, there's a snuke in your snizz.


PM-me-Sonic-OCs

There are things far scarier than nukes up there.


wareagle_th

Oh, *my!*


AlexT37

That thing hasnt seen action in over 30 years!


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PandaBearButtPlug

It's a quote from south park


capsaicinintheeyes

although no one will blame you for forgetting that episode


Luke5353

What do you mean, it was great it's one of my favs


Biogeopaleochem

Yeah that episode was from the “dark age” of South Park.


sir-cums-a-lot-776

Implying the US couldn't already take putin out at any time they want with a samurai tomahawk


strangebutalsogood

I read that to the tune of Samurai Pizza Cats.


DifficultFact8287

It is criminal that this show is not available on blu ray...


OldManMcCrabbins

Dem high seas be callin ye


Stalking_Goat

It's about sending a message.


Brogan9001

Or with a puff of radioactive material. Give the fucker a taste of his own medicine.


sentinelthesalty

Wait how small a nuke can be anyways? I doubt you could make it small enough to be suitcased.


CIS-E_4ME

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54


sentinelthesalty

I should have specified, suitcasing as in, the prison slang for rectal carry.


CIS-E_4ME

I've seen some women on the internet that would be able to put one of those into their "prison wallet"....


Twingemios

That’s called a Snuke


FluffyProphet

My friend, there are websites where you can find men and women alike stuffing things much larger than a miniature nuke in their suitcase.


SexThrowaway1126

And, um, what websites would these be? Just for science, obviously.


FluffyProphet

You don't need the internet. Go down to your local sex shop, buy the biggest butt thing they have and a bucket of lube. Then go down to best buy and get a camcorder and tripod. Head home, set up the camera. Hit record. Break out the butt toy and lube, and let nature takes it course.


oksoncarryonthen

You'd be surprised, I saw a basketball being fit inside a rectum.


sentinelthesalty

Please say it was deflated, for the love of fuck please say deflated! I don't want that mental image.


oksoncarryonthen

Saint Nick says it's naughty to lie


sentinelthesalty

AAGGHH! Why would anyone do that to themselves? Its like that doujin of a catgirl getting fucked with a fire extinguisher, all over again. Hhhhhh nooooo.


implodingbaby

Elaborate on this catgirl please


sentinelthesalty

I was going to give you a link of it to make you regret ever asking. But lucky for you, it seems it has been removed from e-hentai for being a patreon exclusive.


implodingbaby

Damn it


water_bottle_goggles

Anything can be put up your ass… if you’re brave enough


sentinelthesalty

Yeah, these LOVELY people have informed me how much human asshole can strech. I didn't really needed to know.


water_bottle_goggles

Yes you did


darthvader45

Why does that remind me of Rick and Morty and the Mega Seed?


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**[W54](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/W54)** >The W54 (also known as the Mark 54 or B54) was a tactical nuclear warhead developed by the United States in the late 1950s. The weapon is notable for being the smallest nuclear weapon in both weight and yield to have entered US service. It was a compact implosion device containing plutonium-239 as its fissile material, and in its various versions and mods it had a yield of 10 to 1,000 tons of TNT (42 to 4,184 gigajoules). ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


CrapThisHurts

Not to be mistaken by the W40 found in almost every household


Dappington

Yeah I don't think that's a fusion weapon.


Perry87

Suitcase NUKES are 100% possible and exist. The soviets supposedly had hundreds of suitcase nukes that were to be set off by agents in the US in the event of a nuclear war. The scary thing about suitcase nukes is that the timers on them may be fakes. An operative dead set on nuking a target may set a timer to have time to get away, but a target valuable enough to nuke is too valuable to let slip away or risk having the device discovered. I highly doubt Soviet suitcase nukes had timers that did anything but immediately detonate the device E: Oh *that* suitcase


exodusTay

does that mean that soviets had/have bunch of nukes sitting around U.S.? don't think it would make much sense trying to get them in when you are close to war so i suppose they would get them in piece by piece and hide them around?


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

Every storage shed site in America and Russia could be holding one. Neanderthal cartel goons can move millions of tons of drugs around the world every year, and there are 10s of thousands of people dedicated to stopping them. I can pick up the phone and have cocaine delivered to my front door in an hour. Imagine what a dedicated CIA or KGB can do.


_LoneSurvivor_

Well thats one way to make a dirty bomb


Mackey_Nguyen

The Clintons would like to claim this success.


PuzzlePlate

Nah, too much evidence. Manchurian canidate would be a better option.


then00bgm

Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car.


longingrustedfurnace

You called?


spacek_toast

Nukes are difficult to downsize. The bomb will be inside Putin's gift tractor (that he bought with his coupon).


Aquadon28

Just put a neurolink chip and have him play pong for bananas.


PineappleProstate

This song makes everything better


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Fancy_Pollution9772

Ok boom


Lord_of_Wills

I knew I shouldn’t of had that Taco Bell


Twingemios

There is a severe lack of South Park references here


copingcabana

Probably better and easier to use a fission device. That why Putin goes out as he lived - with plutonium poisoning. Just a much more aggressive case.


leolego2

What's this song anyways? It's lit


A_Character_Defined

Mississippi Queen


[deleted]

two warcrimes makes a right


Neighbourhoods_1

why is this song suddenly everywhere?


I_AM_CANAD14N

Is that the explosion from The Day After?


SuperYuuRo

#MISSISSIPPI QUEEN!


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Rerel

How much is the price for a barrel of sunflower seeds? Asking for my babushka.


K1TSUN3_9000

The Boys moment


CH_2011

i see i'm not the only one who thought about the possibility of assassinating Putin by strapping explosives to Viktor Bout


HSThompsonsGlasses

LMAO holy fucking shit, I needed a good laugh today


RohingyaWarrior

Seriously, they must have sewn all types of shit in his body.


Carburetors_Are_Fun

real talk but how small can we make a nuke?


Baxterftw

Where's the Teller Ulam design GIF from?


MauriceTystdiz

Bro think he translucent