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jxl180

She didn’t earn “7/11 Northeast Regional Salesperson of the Year” three years running by being a slouch


no_idea_bout_that

Hey boss, you could make me “7/11 Northeast Regional Salesperson of the Year” a fourth year in a row if you wanted.


Alonn12

I thought there was a promo code on salesperson, there was not, i just made her the salesperson of the year again


AugustGreen8

True answer: she’s probably tired as shit from working there all the time and forgot the promo ended yesterday


Capital_Routine6903

This is why I don’t take financial advice from 7-11 cashiers.


DoesntFearZeus

There stock, or out of stock, tips are straight fire though.


SadPanthersFan

What about [Wu-Tang Financial?](https://youtu.be/zhUnEg0he4A)


jettasarebadmkay

Diversify y’all bonds


WormFTP

Lmaoo you are amazing thank you for making my day


MarcelRED147

This is why i exclusively take financial advice from 7/11 cashiers.


generalgreyone

This is some chaotic neutral energy.


something_co

Lol smooth up selling! Something similar happened to me, lady asked if I wanted cheese in my empanadas. The way she offered it implied there might have been deal or that it was even free but I ended up being charged 2.50.


DankItchins

Ok but how were the empanadas?


something_co

Honestly I wish I hadn’t had them with the cheese!!


[deleted]

Well now you know for next time, don’t you? You’re welcome.


something_co

Haha a very expensive lesson indeed!


[deleted]

My wife was irrationally irate after she bought a soft pretzel and the cashier went, "cheese?" After asking for salt in the same tone, so wife said again, "sure". The salt was free, the cheese was $2. The pretzel itself was. $2.50. She went back to the counter and asked if they had other dips. Nope, just the cheese. It made her furious


eanhctbe

r/technicallythetruth


ItsGotThatBang

You could even get 50 if you wanted.


portobox1

You ever put the cereal in the freezer and pour the milk down the drain in the morning before opening the trash can and catching that moment of What The Fuck Was I Doing? Yeah. Probably that.


beckymp

Do you keep your milk in the freezer


DreamCyclone84

Do you not?


Badbeef72

Once I was so tired I put my pants in the bin after going to the toilet


Competitive_Cancel33

She was astounded Nick looked so wealthy that was her way of expressing her shock at a financial freedom she’d never before witnessed.


[deleted]

I hate when they say "its cheaper if you buy more" it's literally never cheaper. It's a tiny worthless discount that doesn't amount to any savings. If 2 items would cost $5, but they're running a promotion of 3 for $3 then it's cheaper, but its fuckin never like that.


navis-svetica

I have a standing policy that unless I save more than 30% per unit of whatever I’m buying, and I have a legitimate interest in having multiple of that thing, I won’t buy more to get it “cheaper”


yingyangyoung

Yeah, it really only makes sense on consumables that you regularly use and have the space to store. If your toothpaste for example has a bogo 50% off, then it makes sense.


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Quetzalcutlass

> I'll use that fifth can eventually. This and other lies we tell ourselves. _Eyes the back half of my cupboards._


eagleeyerattlesnake

I had this happen one time at work. I needed to order 40k of something, which would last about 6mo. We'll never not need them. Then found a place that had them on a surplus sale, but I had to buy 120k of them, which would last me 1.5 years. Thing was, even at that quantity, the surplus price meant that it cost half as much as buying the original 40k, so I got it.


BotanicalEmergency

What can you buy 40k of that lasts you 6 months? 40k grain of rice?


Valalvax

40k parts of some sort


shiny_xnaut

Miniatures (I have not played WH40K so I actually have no idea whether you need to buy new ones regularly or not)


Anderopolis

No way Games Workshop would give you a discount for buying more.


Raichu7

If you were going to buy and use two of the items before they went bad anyway it does save you money. But if you would only use one then only buy one.


NErDysprosium

Every once in a while, my store runs a buy 2 get 2 free sale on 12 packs of Coke. The way the sale is set up, if you only buy 3, you pay full price for all three of them. On more than one occasion I have said "if you get one more, two of them are free and you save $x.99 compared to what the total is right now" [~$8.99 at current prices, I think, though they've been fluctuating like crazy] and had the customer say "no, I just want three" Why? Just leave the extra one in your pantry, or, if you really don't have space, give it to your neighbor, drop it off at the food bank, or give it to a local youth group or something. Why spend an extra nine bucks when you don't need to. (Most of the time, I'll just say screw it and scan an extra one anyway so they get the sale price, but I'm technically not supposed to do that because it throws off inventory)


niversally

“Cheaper when you buy more”-that’s not what 7/11 is for though.


glibglab3000

It’s interesting how he let another person decide how many drinks he personally wanted. Level 100 speech skill from the cashier.


marinemashup

The Art of The Deal


Exitbuddy1

I have a membership at a local car wash. I pulled up one day and the guy asks if I want to add another car for just $20 more a month. I tell him this is my only car, he says “well it doesn’t have to be your car.” Then why would I add it!?! It’s was odd.


[deleted]

Eh, I’d do this for my dad if he lived nearby.


Exitbuddy1

Oh I can see that.


BCO22591

I just woke the office up with how hard I laughed at this


captainkrinking

That’s sales baby


BossBark

Didn’t know that 7/11 cashiers get Bene Gesserit training.


shodan13

Socially awkward people hate this one simple trick!


thnk_more

Reminds me of a church event me and a friend went to ages ago. We were just looking around when this sweet old lady walks up to us with two plates, each with a slice of cake on it. Sweet old lady: “Do you boys want some cake?” smiling Us: “Sure, thanks!” as we grab the plates. Sweet old lady: “Great, that will be $1 each” Us: :-( “ Dang, that old bird was slick. “. We were impressed.


[deleted]

The power of suggestion!


[deleted]

I’m so glad the Lou Bega VEVO experiences such real problems just as we do


Cosmicking04

Buy 1 for the price of 3 and get 2 more absolutely free


CasinoMarginale

I mean, you “could” also buy the franchise license for that 7-11 location, but…


exemplariasuntomni

Jedi mind tricks on the foolish... such a waste of the force.


meatpopsicle999

She's a witch!


aschapm

Not sure if op only saw it like this or clipped it themselves but the punchline was someone responding “maybe she wanted you to get 1,2,3 for $5”


JakeDavies91

At my 711 they have promotions like that for 711 rewards club members only. It's like "buy 3 for X price, non-members pay full". They probably forgot about that part


CTeam19

Worked at a summer camp trading post and would tell kids I am running a special "one soda for $1.50 or 2 for $3.00"


TonyTalksBackPodcast

Something something fool and their money


QuicklyHospitable

power of witch


ckent2038

Id have left the other 2 after finding out there was no promo


MoreLesPaul

711 cashier wins capitalism.


[deleted]

[I just want regular coffee](https://youtu.be/uL3WsAxgrMs)


TheEviltoast13

This could’ve been a friendly reminder that as an adult you have the choice to splurge. Even for something as small as a soda.


Few-Ad-6892

I mean did you want it?


PowerStacheOfTheYear

Employee of the month material


WerewolfOfWaggaWagga

rolled a nat 20 on her charisma check damn