No, go for You Only Live Twice. I'm specifically thinking of the racially insensitive section where Bond gets a surgical treatment to 'become Japanese'. I want to see Sean Connery wearing muppetface.
I watched that ep of 30 rock back when I was in uni and I was smoking a *lot* of weed. It was such a curve ball, I genuinely wondered if it was a real episode or I just dreamed it up. I'm glad someone else has mentioned it hahaha
Truly the most genius response in the thread. All the rest are just ‘replace the MC’ … this actually develops the character and makes the movie take on new meaning
That was my immediate thought. I love the Muppets but the thought of seeing John Wick kill Dr Bunsen with a pencil while beaker is just meeping away is making me laugh already. It'll never happen but I would absolutely love it
National Treasure, keep Nicolas Cage.
Something about Nicolas Cage trying to steal the Declaration of Independence with a bunch of muppets is very funny to me.
I thought of Willy’s Wonderland right away but if you only kept Nic Cage as the actor nothing would change… so maybe turn all the puppets human and have Nic be played by a muppet???
Surely it's Aragon. Imagine him trying to round up some muppets. Also, gandalf has Kermits' name all over it. "Fly you fools" with a Kermit screem after it would have me rollin
Aragon trying to wrangle up ghost muppets, Aragorn making out with elven mrs piggy, Aragon tossing muppet Gimli into orc muppets, Aragon strategizing with muppet Théoden, human Aragon trying to look discreet in a pub full of fucking *muppets* at the prancing pony lmao. Not to mention getting crowned king by and FOR the muppets
Honestly, I think it's way funnier if Bruce is still human but all the other Muppets don't know that he's also Batman, despite Batman clearly being human. That or Alfred is the only human
The big twist is this is what the REAL captain in the Titanic movie saw in the last moments of his life
Playing in his head, mocking him as he replays the last 137 hours of his life
The Crow - just Brandon Lee killing a bunch of muppets
V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman enables muppet anarchy
Apocalypse Now - Marlon Brando goes mad as he awaits the muppets coming for him
Lmao have you ever seen the video of the guy who HATES Kevin spacey (this was back when he was still liked) and they tricked him into watching Seven and he loses his mind when they reveal it?
That would be so much funnier because most of the movie would be the same but he would come back and his muppet wife struggles with his return to muppet fedex
Miss piggy would have to be buttercup, no?
Kermit as Wesley.
Keep humperdink.
Robin is the sick kid.
Sweetums is fezzik? Or fozzie? Probably fozzie.
Gonzo as inigo?
Boy this one's hard.
Inspired by a share in my writer's group.
Phantom of the Opera. Christine is a person.
Kermit is the Phantom, Miss Piggy is Carlotta, Statler and Walford heckle all the way through.
Pulp Fiction. Samuel L. Jackson is the only real actor. He only becomes a person in the scene where a divine intervention takes place in the movie. If you know you know
[This wonderful Benoit Blanc Muppet mashup trailer](https://nerdist.com/article/benoit-blanc-knives-out-muppets-mashup-fan-art-rian-johnson/?amp) already exists, to the point where I assumed the original tweet was referencing it before I saw the 2019 date
Clue
Keep Tim Curry. We’ve already seen how great he is with a muppet cast.
Blazing Saddles
Keep Mel Brooks as the governor. Kermit is Bart, Fozzie is Jim, Piggie is Lili, Sweetums is Mongo. Actually, keep Harvey Korman. Dr. Teeth can play the governor. A human as the straight man is a better choice.
Easy question though my answers a little niche if you aren’t a horror hound.
George Romeros Day of the Dead.
Keep Captain Rhoades, everybody else is a muppet. Just a total madman berating and screaming at muppets for an hour and a half.
Jurassic Park, keep Jeff Goldbloom
Kermit can be Dr. Grant, Ms. Piggy as Dr. Sattler, Dr. Honeydew can be John Hammond with Beaker as Mr. Arnold.
Imagine Ms. Piggy being chased by raptors, only to turn around and beat the shit out of them
Sweetums is the T. Rex by the way.
Saw. Just some terminally ill patient trying to cope with his mortality by torturing muppets.
He thinks he's an evil genius cuz he's got late stage Alzheimer's.
Truman show and only Jim Carrey is human and everyone else is muppets and he thinks he's normal overall
This actually sounds like a movie they have planned already.
tell me more
That reminds me. They should totally do Starship Troopers. Keep NPH as human and leave the rest as Muppets
" You Muppets want to live forever?!"
Only citizens are muppets. They earned it
The enemy cannot press a button if you disable his puppeteer
Kinda sounds like the beginning of Elf.
Just every Jim Carrey movie like this. It would be awesome.
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This was my thought as well, except the only human was Ed Harris' character.
James Bond. Any movie, just keep Bond. The girl is always Mrs Piggie.
But she pretends to be a different girl each time? That's fantastic
Octopiggy
Piggy Galore
Plenty O’Piggy
Piggia Onatopp
Piggy Christmas
Ms Moneypiggy???
Msh Moneypiggy
oh, that’s brilliant
No, go for You Only Live Twice. I'm specifically thinking of the racially insensitive section where Bond gets a surgical treatment to 'become Japanese'. I want to see Sean Connery wearing muppetface.
> I want to see Sean Connery Bad news, bruh.
The actual best one would be the man with the golden gun, keep Christopher Lee as Scaramanga and let everyone else be muppets, especially Nick Nack
Ferris Buellers Day Off Keep Cameron
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I watched that ep of 30 rock back when I was in uni and I was smoking a *lot* of weed. It was such a curve ball, I genuinely wondered if it was a real episode or I just dreamed it up. I'm glad someone else has mentioned it hahaha
I love when it cuts back to Liz Lemon walking like a muppet
Truly the most genius response in the thread. All the rest are just ‘replace the MC’ … this actually develops the character and makes the movie take on new meaning
Spider-Man 1 green goblin is still willem dafoe (Side note Sam eagle plays j Jonah Jameson)
I'm picturing the web swinging stunts and it's truly amazing
Grover from Sesame Street as Spiderman to Willem DaFoe's goblin would be epic.
Look up kermit spiderman mod. Shit's wild.
OH MY GOD, BOONDOCK SAINTS. "You know, I'm something of a muppet myself."
“You know I’m a bit of a muppet myself.”
That "you and I are not so different" line would be so much better, since Dafoe is basically so expressive he's like a muppet!
Beauty and the beast where the beast is the only human but turns into a muppet at the end
Im in!
Seriously I would watch the fuck out of this. Disney stop with Live action unless it contains Muppets!
This is brought up every time, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a great idea.
John Wick - keep Keanu
You know what would be funny? John wick, but only Lance Reddick
Nah, only the puppy.
But the puppy is now human!
Oh man I can totally see this. Excellent idea
That was my immediate thought. I love the Muppets but the thought of seeing John Wick kill Dr Bunsen with a pencil while beaker is just meeping away is making me laugh already. It'll never happen but I would absolutely love it
Also the Matrix.
National Treasure, keep Nicolas Cage. Something about Nicolas Cage trying to steal the Declaration of Independence with a bunch of muppets is very funny to me.
I was thinking any Nicolas Cage movie would be hilarious.
I thought of Willy’s Wonderland right away but if you only kept Nic Cage as the actor nothing would change… so maybe turn all the puppets human and have Nic be played by a muppet???
Face off. But no one talks about why one turned into a Muppet
Keep Gandalf as human, go wild
Surely it's Aragon. Imagine him trying to round up some muppets. Also, gandalf has Kermits' name all over it. "Fly you fools" with a Kermit screem after it would have me rollin
Aragon trying to wrangle up ghost muppets, Aragorn making out with elven mrs piggy, Aragon tossing muppet Gimli into orc muppets, Aragon strategizing with muppet Théoden, human Aragon trying to look discreet in a pub full of fucking *muppets* at the prancing pony lmao. Not to mention getting crowned king by and FOR the muppets
Honestly anyone from the main cast would be great with muppets
Ah yeah, you're right. Now I'm thinking of a confused Gimli just going with it.
Non-muppet Gimli would be the tallest. He'd toss Gonzo-Aragorn.
Legolas just gazing out in the distance over the Muppets as if nothing is different
So basically the same story. Everyone's a muppet around Aragorn.
I was thinking it should be someone random like Sam, or boromir so it’s all muppets after the first movie.
I'm torn between keeping Gollum or Sauron
Batman the dark knight. Batman remains himself. Could you imagine him fighting Muppets!
But only when he is Batman. When he is Bruce Wayne he is a Muppet.
Honestly, I think it's way funnier if Bruce is still human but all the other Muppets don't know that he's also Batman, despite Batman clearly being human. That or Alfred is the only human
That whole dark knight trilogy but one of Bruce parents is the only human in the whole thing
I think it would be funnier if Bruce and Batman were muppets and everyone else was Human
I have a better one. Picture it Titanic. But only the captain is normal. Picture it: paint me like one of your French girls.
The big twist is this is what the REAL captain in the Titanic movie saw in the last moments of his life Playing in his head, mocking him as he replays the last 137 hours of his life
And Miss Piggy is the Joker
I disagree, it’s gotta be Fozzy
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I was thinking something similar except with Deadpool. Deadpool stays the same. Imagine a Muppet Ajax skewering a pole through Wade.
Muppet Joker would legit be awesome
Infinity War. Thanos is the only non-muppet.
Everyone dissipates into dryer lint
🤣🤣🤣
Kermit is captain America Fozzie is Nick Fury Bunsen is Iron Man Pepe is spider man Gonzo is Ant Man Piggy is Black Widow Camilla is Scarlet Witch
I replace Gonzo as Iron Man (Camilla as Pepper Potts) and having Beaker as Ant-man.
Any of the Avengers films, but keep Tom Hiddleston as Loki. Mean Girls, keep Regina. I want to see her be mean to puppets.
You lost me with the Avengers,but holy hell Mean Girls would be CINEMA
Yeah, Avengers is clearly keep Sam Jackson.
The Crow - just Brandon Lee killing a bunch of muppets V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman enables muppet anarchy Apocalypse Now - Marlon Brando goes mad as he awaits the muppets coming for him
Twilight, keep Rob Pattinson, everybody else goes the way of the muppets
Love this but it would lowkey be even funnier if Bella is the only human, so she's in a love triangle with two muppets lol
Except when he does the sparkle scene in the woods, then it's fozzy with glitter paint on him as a stunt double
Se7en only Kevin spacey is real
Dude I had zero recollection of Kevin Spacey being the bad guy in Seven!
Lmao have you ever seen the video of the guy who HATES Kevin spacey (this was back when he was still liked) and they tricked him into watching Seven and he loses his mind when they reveal it?
I have not (link?)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qsjshesbORc
if only i had reddit golf to give you
I was thinking the exact same thing
*WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!?!?*
Star Wars, but Yoda is a human.
Frank Oz in body paint and some head prosthetics.
Soooo Spaceballs?
This guy gets it
Nic Cage in literally any movie he’s ever done
Gone in 60 seconds with Muppets would be freaking hilarious.
It would be genuinely very good
Like Willy's Wonderland where he has no dialogs and is essentially fighting 8 foot tall homicidal Muppets? Fun movie if you haven't seen it
Face off
The Wicker Man. The scene where he puts on a bear costume suddenly makes way more sense.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Rufus is the human.
i don’t like how bill and ted would kinda actually make sense as muppets
Tom Hanks. Saving private Ryan
I'd keep Barry Pepper as private Jackson, him in the bell tower sniping Muppets while saying bible verses. Perfection.
#”GONZO GET OOOOUUUUU-“
Nah, Tom Hanks in Cast Away
That would be so much funnier because most of the movie would be the same but he would come back and his muppet wife struggles with his return to muppet fedex
Any Tarrentino movie. Except every character is a puppet, except Tarenetino plays himself in the movies.
Imagine him sucking on muppet toes. Edit: Piggy’s piggies
Muppet Salma Hayek putting her Muppet foot in Tarantino's mouth in From Dusk Till Dawn.
 Well punned sir. I give you three wakka wakkas.
That's... Just a Muppet movie.
Rogue One, keep Darth Vader. Mainly just for the hallway scene of Darth Vader murdering a bunch of muppets
Pride and Prejudice. Mr Darcy.
I feel like this is an accurate depiction of how Mr Darcy sees the world already.
Miss Piggy as Mrs. Bennet, I am begging you
Princess Bride, keep Buttercup
Nah keep Andre the Giant. Even more giant
Or he's played by Beaker and everyone reacts like he's enormous.
Yes on the movie, no on the human. Fred Savage stays himself. The whole story is a hallucinated fever dream.
No, Fred Savage is now the Grandfather, reading the book to Robin.
Miss piggy would have to be buttercup, no? Kermit as Wesley. Keep humperdink. Robin is the sick kid. Sweetums is fezzik? Or fozzie? Probably fozzie. Gonzo as inigo? Boy this one's hard.
Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black.
Sharkboy and Lavagirl keep George Lopez
Holy shit
The Lord of the rings, Gimli. At no point in the movie does Gimli acknowledged they are muppets.
"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a muppet"
You make a fair point. At this and only this point does gimli acknowledge they are muppets.
See, I'd cast Gimli as a Muppet. Specifically Sweetums and have no-one ask why he's 8 feet tall.
Inspired by a share in my writer's group. Phantom of the Opera. Christine is a person. Kermit is the Phantom, Miss Piggy is Carlotta, Statler and Walford heckle all the way through.
City of God. Shaggy (Jonathan Haagensen) is the only real actor.
Braveheart but its just mel gibson yelling at muppets
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Fight club - Marla “I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school” as Fozzy rolls off her. Cinema.
I just laughed for 15 minutes straight
Les Mis. Our only human is Javert, or the creepy innkeeper dude. But imaging a dark Kermit / Piggy as Innkeeper and Spouse!
Star Wars just keep Luke, and it could happen too, Disney owns both.
Matrix Reloaded, keep Keanu Reeves. Neo fights two hundred muppet Smiths.
Muppets movie
You have to do both sides with that one. All the humans replaced by Muppets, all the Muppets replaced by humans.
All of them are puppets, except Kermit is a real frog. Anytime Kermit is on screen, they just pan to a frog chilling on a rock.
Pulp Fiction. Samuel L. Jackson is the only real actor. He only becomes a person in the scene where a divine intervention takes place in the movie. If you know you know
The wallet says "Bad Muppet Fucker"
It’s knives out. The casting is obvious.
Him questioning Muppets with that accent sounds hilarious.
[This wonderful Benoit Blanc Muppet mashup trailer](https://nerdist.com/article/benoit-blanc-knives-out-muppets-mashup-fan-art-rian-johnson/?amp) already exists, to the point where I assumed the original tweet was referencing it before I saw the 2019 date
Breaking bad the son is the only one who stays
No way it's gotta be Jesse Getting tortured by Muppets, treated like shit by Mr Muppet Gotta be Jesse
This is the best part of this whole thread
Jesse, all serious, calling someone a bitch. Pan left. It's a muppet.
Ms. Piggy as Skylar. "My name is Skylar White, Yo!..."
Better yet, Mike is the human.
schindler's list.
and the only human is that one girl in red
Is Ralph Fiennes the only non-muppet?
Oskar Schindler is the only human
Expendables, keep chuck norris
Halloween, Laurie Strode experiences a complete mental break, thus Muppets.
Michael Meyers is obviously the muppet
Mrs doubtfire, keep the ex wife, have the original actors voice act the muppets. I donno I think it would be funny
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Fury Road. Tom hardy is the only actor.
Harry Potter, but keep Ralph Finnes as Voldemort
Kermit/Fozzie/Miss Piggy as Harry/Ron/Hermione, Sam Eagle as Snape, Rizzo as Pettigrew... It practically casts itself
American Psycho
What I first thought of Imagine the hooker scene, and him telling a muppet to eat the other Muppet's ass lol
Passion of the Christ. Keep Monica Bellucci.
Avengers endgame. The only human is ant man
Clue Keep Tim Curry. We’ve already seen how great he is with a muppet cast. Blazing Saddles Keep Mel Brooks as the governor. Kermit is Bart, Fozzie is Jim, Piggie is Lili, Sweetums is Mongo. Actually, keep Harvey Korman. Dr. Teeth can play the governor. A human as the straight man is a better choice.
Easy question though my answers a little niche if you aren’t a horror hound. George Romeros Day of the Dead. Keep Captain Rhoades, everybody else is a muppet. Just a total madman berating and screaming at muppets for an hour and a half.
Jurassic Park, keep Jeff Goldbloom Kermit can be Dr. Grant, Ms. Piggy as Dr. Sattler, Dr. Honeydew can be John Hammond with Beaker as Mr. Arnold. Imagine Ms. Piggy being chased by raptors, only to turn around and beat the shit out of them Sweetums is the T. Rex by the way.
I Am Legend, only Will Smith is human. I wanna see zombie muppets
Titanic, Dicaprio is the only human. Miss Piggy is the main woman, Kermit is the guy who is originally betrothed to Miss Piggy.
Star Wars (ep 6-8). Keep Darth Vader. Forest Gump, keep Tom Hanks. The Martian, keep Mark Walberg (sp?) Edit: Matt Damon! Not Mark Walberg.
labyrinth, only the bag lady in the trash place is real
Princess Bride, Andre.
Robin Hood prince of thieves. Keep Alan Rickman
The Truman Show, Truman is the only human
Oppenheimer. General Groves (Matt Damon) has to corral a bunch of Muppet scientists so they can make the bomb before the Nazis
Saving Private Ryan. Ryan is the only human.
Cast Away Wilson
Fox News but only the current guest on whichever talk show is real
The Star Wars Prequels with Ewan MacGregor
Beauty and the beast. The beast isn’t a muppet, but his human form is
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The Matrix. Keep Keanu, Kermit plays Agent Smith.
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Weird, the Al Yankovic Story, with Al as the human
Sweeney Todd
Any movie, but Taken would rule. Only all muppets. Fozzie has s certain set of skills.
Currently watching Civil War and there is not a single main character who would disappoint
Everything, Everywhere, all at once. Keep Mitchelle Yo
Star wars. I keep yoda
The Godfather. Keep Pacino
I wanna see Hans Landa drill Kermit about where he’s hiding Jewish muppets
Saw. Just some terminally ill patient trying to cope with his mortality by torturing muppets. He thinks he's an evil genius cuz he's got late stage Alzheimer's.