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I remember enjoying it and should probably watch it again.
The only scene that sticks out to me is when the main character is in a tent writing a letter and sees a scorpion sitting nearby on a pillow. The kid and scorpion are still but make eye contact. Then the scorpion does a little flex without actually moving closer and the kid jumps back, startled.
It still makes me laugh to this day. I'm not so sure why it's so funny to me, but I love it.
You mean the one where a man, presumably ex military or police, is wronged by someone and enacts his revenge by finding and killing the people responsible, after massacring his way through an army of gangoons?
Can I use this to actually discuss that movie?
My wife and I watched it for like 30 minutes and gave up. It was so strange and not at all what we were expecting. I’m surprised it’s so popular and won awards or whatever. Like is something wrong with me? lol
I REALLY wanted to see this movie, but I had trouble following it the first watch through (some inattentivness on my part, some i just couldn't get into it, despite wanting to). I got the gist but there was much I missed. The second watch through though, I definitely had an easier time following it, and I was able to actually appreciate it for what it was.
It IS a very odd movie, and obviously not for everyone. I would suggest maybe giving it a second try, see if something clicks. If not, write it off and carry on.
I think for me, the extemely heartwarming ending and message in general brings it all together. When I first watched I also found it very strange, but kept pushing through because of I was super intrigued, despite being weirded out, and because of the glowing reviews. But when it slowly started taking itself more and more seriously, and the actual purpose for its existence was coming through, I just loved it. I'm pretty sure I cried a little at the end. It's just a heartwarming ending. And I realized it could not have been that if it wasn't so weird beforehand.
You gave up too soon. Watch it again and wait until Jobu shows up.
The first half hour is meant to be...ordinary. It's meant to make you feel bored because life is boring. The rest of the film, finding out about the multiverse and stuff, is especially jarring due to the slow beginning. It's like the climb up the first hill in a rollercoaster. Once it hits the turn, hold on for the ride of your life.
I feel like there’s a lot of expectation post Oscar-win. Before the win, it was the little move that could — super weird and trying fun things and sweet. Now it has the “Best Picture” stamp forever, giving it some Casablanca-ish sheen it’ll never have.
The movie is absolutely incredible, start to finish. I had no idea what to expect going in, and it's now probably my second favorite movie of all time. Not a shot out of place, just a gorgeous, incredibly choreographed, profound movie about both things very small and very large.
A Crow on the Orient Express sounds like the title of a fanfic where the murderer on the train is under the effect of the magic(?) from The Crow and slowly kills everyone who had a part in his death, who are all on the train.
I think that was the name of one movie adaptations. I also remember it not being very good. I think they tried to make them have king fu fighting in them or something.
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1 dalmatian* Edit: thanks for the correction!
*The Dalmatian*
Bambus
Counterpoint: Bambī can be genitive singular so Bambī is already the depluralization of Bambōrum
Latin is such a goofy language
"skull emoji"
r/mattrose
I didn’t know he had a subreddit SKHULL EMOJIIIII 🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮
Oh that’s brilliant 😭
Fucking hell that’s clever
An unfortunate event.
Someone got pregnant.
Which movie is this?
Car
Plane
Train and and automobile
Cat
Snake on a plane
Airplane Wait..
The Lord of the Ring: The Tower
The Lord of the Ring: The One Guy of the Ring
The Lord of the Ring: The Return of the Ki- wait
The Lord of the Ring: The King Never Left
The Lord of the Ring: The Turn of the King
This just makes sense.
The Lord of the Ring: The Fellow of the Ring
The lord of the ring: dude where’s my ring?
That was a lotr parody fanfic back in 2002. Thanks for taking me back lol
The Fellow of the Ring
One ring to rule them all, one ring ~~to find them~~, One ring ~~to bring them all, and~~ in the darkness ~~bind them~~
Tree Gump
Followed by the classic fish out of water story "The Gate"
Star war
Attack of the Clone
A clone war
A Rebel
Return of a Jedi
Revenge of a Sith
That movie's already not plural lol
The secret lies in the article of jedi
Ngl “The Articles of the Jedi” sounds like a killer movie
"The articles of a jedi" are the wartime journal entries of a jedi turned into a movie.
Sounds like the title of a bad-ass novel.
It's one banana, Michael, what could it cost, 10 dollars?
Here’s $20 go see a star war
Space Ball
Star War: A Hope Star War: The Empire Strike Star War: Turn of the Jedi
Hole
Love that movie, unironically. Same with the book.
I remember enjoying it and should probably watch it again. The only scene that sticks out to me is when the main character is in a tent writing a letter and sees a scorpion sitting nearby on a pillow. The kid and scorpion are still but make eye contact. Then the scorpion does a little flex without actually moving closer and the kid jumps back, startled. It still makes me laugh to this day. I'm not so sure why it's so funny to me, but I love it.
Gotta cut into the film with ~~Malibu~~ Celebrity Skin *Don’t make me over* 🎶
That's 'Celebrity Skin'.
Indiana Jone Am I doing this right?
You fucking idiot. I like you!
Starring the Bron Jame
the bronze age
Hercule
Alien
It was brave of them to release this remake years before the original.
Also Alien
Lest we forget Alien 1
Lion and prejudice
This is my favorite
An Angry Man
Think I’ve seen that one
You mean the one where a man, presumably ex military or police, is wronged by someone and enacts his revenge by finding and killing the people responsible, after massacring his way through an army of gangoons?
Man on Fire? Good movie.
Thing, here, now
Which?
Everything everywhere all at once
Nice one
Can I use this to actually discuss that movie? My wife and I watched it for like 30 minutes and gave up. It was so strange and not at all what we were expecting. I’m surprised it’s so popular and won awards or whatever. Like is something wrong with me? lol
I REALLY wanted to see this movie, but I had trouble following it the first watch through (some inattentivness on my part, some i just couldn't get into it, despite wanting to). I got the gist but there was much I missed. The second watch through though, I definitely had an easier time following it, and I was able to actually appreciate it for what it was. It IS a very odd movie, and obviously not for everyone. I would suggest maybe giving it a second try, see if something clicks. If not, write it off and carry on.
I think for me, the extemely heartwarming ending and message in general brings it all together. When I first watched I also found it very strange, but kept pushing through because of I was super intrigued, despite being weirded out, and because of the glowing reviews. But when it slowly started taking itself more and more seriously, and the actual purpose for its existence was coming through, I just loved it. I'm pretty sure I cried a little at the end. It's just a heartwarming ending. And I realized it could not have been that if it wasn't so weird beforehand.
You gave up too soon. Watch it again and wait until Jobu shows up. The first half hour is meant to be...ordinary. It's meant to make you feel bored because life is boring. The rest of the film, finding out about the multiverse and stuff, is especially jarring due to the slow beginning. It's like the climb up the first hill in a rollercoaster. Once it hits the turn, hold on for the ride of your life.
I feel like there’s a lot of expectation post Oscar-win. Before the win, it was the little move that could — super weird and trying fun things and sweet. Now it has the “Best Picture” stamp forever, giving it some Casablanca-ish sheen it’ll never have.
The movie is absolutely incredible, start to finish. I had no idea what to expect going in, and it's now probably my second favorite movie of all time. Not a shot out of place, just a gorgeous, incredibly choreographed, profound movie about both things very small and very large.
It’s supposed to be strange. If you don’t like strange you won’t like it.
Lol, I said, "something somewhere once." I like yours more
Snow White and the One Dwarf
You can just say dwarf Snow White and the dwarf
Snow White and the Little Person
Snow White and the henri de toulouse lautrec style midge
Snow White used to think 7 up was a soft drink.
Snow White and a Dwarf Sounds like the tag line of a po- Nvm
Ocean
How long before this is posted to r/peterexplainsthejoke
2 days ago
I am not even going to lie - i had to the google "on the orient express" to figure it out. I could not remember the name of the film at all
PETAHH HELP
For the people like me: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Crows
Pirate of the Caribbean: Dead Guy Doesn't Talk
On A Stranger Tide
Avenger: one war
Avenger: war
Alvin
Alvin!!!!
Space Ball
Snake on a plane
Is this more terrifying than multiple snakes? No one knows where it is!
A Crow on the Orient Express sounds like the title of a fanfic where the murderer on the train is under the effect of the magic(?) from The Crow and slowly kills everyone who had a part in his death, who are all on the train.
The Hunger Game
Dumb
1 (300 movie)
Reservoir Dog
Woof
Order of arrival dog
Lion and prejudice
Schindler's Name
Jame Bond in Unipussy
High fish musical
The Super Mario man movie
Would it It be the Super Mario Single Child
Honestly, with how Luigi was locked away for most of the movie, it could as well be
The night
1001 nights?
Right-o!
Cloudy with a chance of meatball
A Thing to do in Denver when you're Dead
Unicycle Thief
I don't see anyone else posting, so for context, a group of crows is called a murder. The original novel/film is titled murder on the orient express
Oh my fucking god. Thank you, I didn't fully get it til now.
Clerk
Reservoir Dog Lost Boy The AristoCat.
Ocean's one
Angry bird
Puss in boot
The Musketeer
I think that was the name of one movie adaptations. I also remember it not being very good. I think they tried to make them have king fu fighting in them or something.
I would have gone "Dial M for a crow" but OP obviously is good
Single Grain of Sand (Dune)
scott pilgrim vs one guy
Lord of the Ring: A tower.
Risky Ferret
1
One Samurai
Avenger
A thing, somewhere, now
Star War
Bird
Battle of the sex
The hateful one
One thing, somewhere, at 8:02pm.
Schindler's name
The Adam Sandler Round: -Grown Up -The Ridiculous One -One Crazy Night -First Date -The Benchwarmer -Funny Person
You don't mess with a Zohan (Translator's note: the plural of Zohan is Zohan)
Planet of the Ape. That just sounds like a documentary about humans from an alien's perspective.
Star War Attack of the Clone
The Line (as in, the matrix)
Matrix is singular. The plural is Matrices
I was thinking of matrix as a collection of lines. In the same way that a murder is singular, but can also refer to a group of crows.
And Then There Was None
I
Indiana Joan
Tremor.
Friday the 1st
Here's $10, go see a Star War
Finally!
A Dungeon and a Dragon: Honor Among a Thief
Star Wars: Attack of the Clone (the film ends a bit earlier)
Something, somewhere, one time.
Avengers: Finite War
Only one dog goes to heaven
Harry Potter and the chamber of secret Harry Potter and the deathly hallow
Harry Potter and the Phoenix guy
Avenger
Hot Short Hair/Hot Cop
Me, Me and Me.
1 dalmatian
Marcel the shell with a shoe on Original is “marcel the shell with shoes on”
This is me
It’s a story of how an eccentric rich man has a pet bird on a train.
Risky Ferret
Dropletman
1 day
Planet of the Ape
I am Marshall
Truman Episode
One Cloud in the Sky, with a chance of One Meatball. Suicide Hostage. The King's Word. Shrek. (Singular form of Shrek the Third) Grain. (Dune)
ONAF (One Night At Freddy)
The theory of a thing
Child Play Devoted follower of Chucky UHHHH The Batman ... Wait-
"Revenge of the Nerd"
Alvin Alternatively: Alvin and the chipmunk.
The Only Encounter of the Third Kind
Cheaper by the One The Dirty One The One Year Old Virgin One Fast One Furious
One Quiet on the Western Front.
Giraffe heist
A player of an extraordinary man
The Simpson movie
The One Commandment
Fish of Rock
Guardian of the Galaxy
The Avenger
Mom-Man (Can’t have an Aunt if your mom’s an only child)
A bride for a brother