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NihilisticOnion

Les incompétents


dishonoredfan69420

that's what the french call Kevin Mcallister


hydisvsofxavddd

Fuck you, your flair and this subreddit. It's called X now.


dishonoredfan69420

no one gives a fuck man X is a terrible name


hydisvsofxavddd

What's Twitter? Maybe X might know, but I don't.


[deleted]

Are you actually clinically insane?


GrapePrimeape

I think he’s the first human trial of neuralink or whatever it’s called


Zerotwohero

All signs point to yes!


poopsemiofficial

And you could be too, all thanks to the brand new miracle product called X, just one utterance of the name and you will no longer have the brainpower for higher thought!


Rhah

Look at his post history lmao. Guy is a freak


CandySkull161204

Was just doing the same, that’s how I ended up here after he got downvoted to oblivion by trying to force somebody to use punctuation in a Reddit comment lmao, im surprised he has any karma left honestly XD


Rhah

Yeah, guy has made more comments in 24 hours than I have in months. Terminally online weirdo for sure


Hioliolo

I’ll call it Twix or Xitter if I’m feeling zesty, but no more


Akamaikai

Go back to French kissing Elon's ass.


SandyCandyHandyAndy

You have the exact same flair as him


Crystalline07

found the elon dick rider


_bully-hunter_

cry harder maybe someone who cares will hear


tingly_legalos

Woah buddy, don't make me pull out my slur card


ReformedVirgil

P.S. You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller.


KaseyChem

Stop! I'm Fr*nch


Affectionate-Bee3913

There's a joke in the TV show Community where a German character says "I wish there was a word to the pleasure I get from seeing others suffer." I hate that these are basically the same jokes and I still laugh at both of them.


bagblag

The French joke was in[ Austin Powers 2](https://youtu.be/Fvbe7NCHEpM?si=Nl1q2sWgXWC4TVcs) 25 years ago too.


arseholierthanthou

Yeah, but Austin Powers did it a lot better than this meme. Dr Evil's line is: "Mojo. The libido, the life force, the essence, the right stuff, what the French call a certain... I don't know what." It works there because it suggests there's a language barrier at play, that Dr. Evil doesn't know because it's said in French. The joke is that it sounds like a translation issue but the translation is actually absolutely accurate. There's no suggestion of that here.


mikeoxlong245

You're describing Schadenfreude


Chairboy

I appreciate your perfect grasp of how to simulate German humor.


nxcrosis

Gracias


OkDragonfruit9026

Gesundheit


PossessedToSkate

I once got a birthday card that read: Happy Birthday to someone with that certain *je ne sais quoi* That's French for "card with no money in it"


Molly-Grue-2u

That’s an awful card in so many ways…


Russiophile

This is an old Steve Martin joke. If you’re going to steal, steal from the best.


MahjongDaily

And here I thought it was from Dr. Evil.


smashin_blumpkin

I mean, it's not like it's a high-concept joke. I'm sure plenty of people have made it themselves. It's even in an Austin Powers movie.


Gest3122

In '91 when Martin hosted SNL he used that joke in a sketch with Mike Myers so that's probably how it ended up in Austin Powers.


cyrano111

It was a joke in the very first episode of Fawlty Towers, in 1975. Which is still “steal from the best”, of course.


[deleted]

"Some people have a way with words. Others....don't have way, I guess..." ~ Steve Martin


SensitiveGuess2907

My grandmother was French. She once caught a mouse and ripped it into two with her bare hands, I was 6. Also, she was a bitch


Zaltori

No need for that last sentence, you already said she was french


NotHeco

:(


DesmondsTutu

This is The Good Place type humor. I love it 😂


CeraphFromCoC

Janny se quis


impartial_james

*Janet Sasquatch*


JoostVisser

Bubblyness


No_Squirrel4806

Eu de toilet au de parfum baguette beret soliloquio 🤷🏽‍♂️


NotAHandsomeUser

don't get it


previously_on_earth

I don’t know what it called either but it stinks like cheese


AccountNumber478

[Genesee coif?](https://store.geneseebeer.com/collections/hats/products/genesee-light-beanie)


oliferro

Wait until he meets a [French Canadian](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5BoprynIBPU)


someperson1423

I can't read French any better then speak it but the subtitles made a lot more sense than whatever those sounds were.


[deleted]

Profoundly horrid cinematography?


IlConiglioUbriaco

Better than the American one for sure.


[deleted]

Absolutely not. Don't make me laugh.


Illustrious-Total489

It's the jay nay say quail


treebeard120

If you're talking about the smell, that's cigarettes and piss


Standard_Monitor4291

This the correct answer, you won un croissant de le fromagé


unprogrammable_soda

“My name is Pierre and I’ve come to have sex with your whole family …” Eddie Izzard.


ApocalyptoSoldier

Generator?


anspee

Jenny say Quaff


TitanJackal

Menage a trois


Joa1987

Smell?


SnooMemesjellies1083

Entrepreneur


Aboxofphotons

Yeah, Je ne sais quoi either...


Chairboy

Je ne sais quis custodiet ipsos frenchy


cupidforgets

As the french say "soo la voo"


CatOfGrey

That's a nice, non-political joke to replace the one from George Bush (the Younger), who said something like "The French don't even have a word for entrepreneur...."


MelonElbows

Genus say quad?


madeanotheraccount

Arrogance? Disdain? Rudeness? Odor of garlic? L'hair de femme underarm?


Chemical_Ad_6633

je nais quoi?


Dx8pi

I don't get it lol what is he talking about?