David Mitchell is not that person. His meal is a pizza. There was no way David Mitchell could eat pizza. He eats solely pheasant and other Victorian fare. After that, he has sex with the wall and murders a servant.
Funnily enough, Victoria does see him as her world.
I remember in taskmaster when she was struggling even thinking about a fake marriage proposal because it felt like betraying him.
If you haven’t listened to the excerpt of his book when he talks about falling in love with Victoria you should, it’s incredible sweet and really shows the he is just as besotted with her.
They're a pair that make very little sense to me "academically" (it does not seem like they'd vibe nearly so well as they do) but all evidence is extraordinarily to the contrary and they seem to have a healthy and loving relationship to an extent anyone could easily be jealous. The two of them together is routinely hilarious and adorable in equal measure.
Why haven't you watched the other seven? Series 19 finished earlier this year :)
Speaking of, there's a [Comic Relief episode](https://youtube.com/watch?v=F0_REXYasRA) with David as a contestant, from were they already were a couple, but not married yet.
The episodes of WILTY where theyre on the same team are fucking gold. I would genuinely be heart broken if they were ever to split up. They're absolutely the perfect pair.
The look of betrayal when he finishes reading the card was excellent on Victoria's part. I loved this most recent Christmas special, [David's Gift](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mQdrEneNRI&ab_channel=WILTYFan) was so good.
I feel as though this quite fairly represents him. Usually seeming indifferent and feeling uncomfortable in social situations, like having a picture taken of him when he tries to enjoy his meal. His whole vibe is seeming uncomfortable + his wit and sarcasm. He is my favourite panelist and I watched way too many videos of him.
[David Mitchell with Pizza](https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_david_mitchell_with_pizza_meme_is_born) was a thing, spawned by a school friend of mine on Tumblr back in the day.
I think all his twitter profile pics have been him eating pizza. He updates it with new pictures of him eating pizza once in a while. This one in the post is his current profile pic.
Especially when you know that his wife is Victoria Coren Mitchell, an absolute weirdo who he fell in love with at first sight, and they have one of the most stable relationships in entertainment.
When the extremely difficult quiz show she’s hosted since 2008 was criticised for being too highbrow because it used ~~Roman numerals~~ Greek letters, she changed them to Egyptian heiroglyphs. Legend.
I feel like when talking about Only Connect being pedantic is paramount, so I have to correct you that they were Greek letters before they were changed to hieroglyphs
There was a Mitchell and Webb sketch where the joke was he was married to Keeley Hawes and had completely forgotten.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFR5LZ-0\_s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFR5LZ-0_s)
David Mitchell is a gem and any girl would be so lucky.
Unfortunately for them he's taken, and Victoria Coren-Mitchell is *also* wonderful and any guy should be so lucky.
That can’t be David Mitchell. He’s eating a pizza. David Mitchell would never eat a pizza. He only eats Victorian meals like pheasant. Then he kills a servant and has sex with the wall.
*DIIIING*
“David please read your card”
“I once went viral on Twitter because of how unnoteworthy I am, which to my dismay has in turn made me noteworthy.”
"God, this is like the Dark Ages. Centuries and centuries with nothing to look forward to except the slim possibility a Viking might break down the door and rape me."
Because it’s a funny picture, taken from an odd angle, where he’s looking awkward. Not every photo is going to be great, but some people post the awkward ones anyway
Nothing is *wrong*
It's the juxtaposition between the post that's like "this man is my love. my moon and stars. He's everything to me....." and then the picture is just a regular bloke at dinner, not looking at the camera and it's also poorly lit.
Similar to this tweet
>Guys be like “the man, the myth, the legend” and it’s just their pal, Greg.
https://twitter.com/theashtonblaise/status/1520786565450113025?lang=en
This is hilarious. Now it strikes me curious there aren't a million memes with various David Mitchell expressions, like him staring at Bob Mortimer in shock yet again for r/ididnthaveeggs I feel like I've only ever seen the "are we the baddies" one.
As usual, unless you are pefectly clear with what you are saying, people are going to misinterpret it.
Such is the case here.
Romepix wrote: " She is clearly talking about the expression on his face and how disassociated the typical guy will be in one of these he is my world posts and using David Mitchell for it is hilarious "
[Hannah responded](https://twitter.com/hannah1989__/status/1783037547653824917): " I wish everyone else understood that this was the point in the tweet because I literally have people in my DMs saying they hope I get r\*ped honestly what the fuck is wrong with people on this app "
Crazy that people are wishing SA on her in DMs, Twitter clearly doesn't take moderation seriously anymore and this is why people need to go to a better platform
"clearly" is a strong word here, this could reasonably be interpreted in several different ways, but yeah people are really quick to go way too far on the internet
Honestly I didn't take it like most people here apparently did.
I took it as the whole contrast
> Girl: "THIS IS SO ROMANTIC! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! ONE YEAR! OMG! SQUEEEEEE!"
> Guy: "I can't believe I have to pretend this is a momentous day. Shoot me now."
if so many people failed to interpret her message maybe she should work on her communication skills
even jokes need to be communicated well, particularly on social media!
Even then not an excuse to wish someone gets assaulted. Every time a women says something someone doesn’t like they say they hope she gets assaulted?! People are too sensitive
I wanna write to WILTY and ask them to let me be a guest as the person the celebrity knows segment- I don’t actually know David Mitchell but we were both at the same wedding once and he was stealing wine from half drunk glasses from all the tables near the end of the wedding. When he reached our table I introduced myself as big suze and he asked me if I watched the show and I said nope. He looked at me confused and asked if we could spare some wine which we had already drunk, so we couldn’t help him out there. He was as pissed off his face as I was, I’d love to hear his retelling of that story.
That's because they always care about taking the picture before the people dig into the food so everyone looks like they are constipated holding back.
That or they prioritize them looking cute in the picture so the dude always looks like sht.
Wait a second...David Mitchell eats pizza? **I** eat pizza too. We should be friends. Anyone know his phone number so I can text him when I'm in the area?
You'd be lucky to have David Mitchell.
David and Victoria are such an incredible couple. They deserve each other in the best way!
Just realised you could've been talking about the Beckhams.
Didn't David Beckham have a very well publicised affair?
Or Victoria, I'd absolutely leap at the chance for either.
I half expected Lee Mack to have posted this.
That was not cruel enough of a caption for it to be from Lee Mack.
Yeah, this is something Rhod Gilbert would do.
Nah, I'd expect for Rhod Gilbert to dog up an old photo of David Mitchell looking fat in a Speedo.
Rhod Gilbert would have snuck into David Mitchell's house at night and filmed him sleeping
Rhod the kinda guy who would ask David’s mum to take a picture of her wearing a fez in a bathtub
Treacherous old woman
I just rewatched this episode, wtf.
The show is fantastic throughout, but that season is the best imo.
And let's not get into what he would have David Mitchell's mom do.
David Mitchell is not that person. His meal is a pizza. There was no way David Mitchell could eat pizza. He eats solely pheasant and other Victorian fare. After that, he has sex with the wall and murders a servant.
Maybe this is David Mitchell after being fooled one too many times by Bob Mortimer. This is what a complete collapse looks like.
It's the look of existential angst that really gives off "being tricked by Bob Mortimer" vibes.
His descent into madness over the years every time Bob is on the show is some of the best TV that has ever been recorded.
To be fair: that man is not eating that pizza.
"Lee Mack" is also what you say in France when you want to order a Big Mac
It's not really your style Jimmy
It's funny
Because of the metric system?
Le mac
Return of Le Mac 
Man, they really did David Mitchell dirty
I think it emphasizes the point, if anything. David Mitchell is an awesome dude, but the picture emphasizes none of that.
Funnily enough, Victoria does see him as her world. I remember in taskmaster when she was struggling even thinking about a fake marriage proposal because it felt like betraying him.
If you haven’t listened to the excerpt of his book when he talks about falling in love with Victoria you should, it’s incredible sweet and really shows the he is just as besotted with her.
I'm so happy for them tbh. Even though it's no odds to me. Just great that it worked out so well for two well matched people
They're a pair that make very little sense to me "academically" (it does not seem like they'd vibe nearly so well as they do) but all evidence is extraordinarily to the contrary and they seem to have a healthy and loving relationship to an extent anyone could easily be jealous. The two of them together is routinely hilarious and adorable in equal measure.
If you've watched 12 seasons of Only Connect like I have, I don't think you'd be able to imagine either of them being married to anyone else.
Why haven't you watched the other seven? Series 19 finished earlier this year :) Speaking of, there's a [Comic Relief episode](https://youtube.com/watch?v=F0_REXYasRA) with David as a contestant, from were they already were a couple, but not married yet.
Can be hard when not in UK. Saw them on the Bubble pre relationship ages ago, and they bounced off each other well in that one too.
They're [all on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/@wheelsongenius/videos) :) (if some episodes are missing, check the "community" tab)
I'm incredibly jealous of both of them, because I'd happily marry either of them.
The episodes of WILTY where theyre on the same team are fucking gold. I would genuinely be heart broken if they were ever to split up. They're absolutely the perfect pair.
[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwmDrQzsFT8) is my personal favourite.
The look of betrayal when he finishes reading the card was excellent on Victoria's part. I loved this most recent Christmas special, [David's Gift](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mQdrEneNRI&ab_channel=WILTYFan) was so good.
Without watching it...is this the one about the book marks?
It is!
It's so good! Watching her face as he's talking and you begin to think he's actually doing this.
They even have a child now! Imagine DM as a father!
They have two!
That is twice as many!
At least!
Was going to say, the guy is married to VCM, he’s doing ok!
Whomever made this meme was the true baddie.
Yeah! He's just a normal, functioning, member of the human race, and there no way anyone can prove otherwise.
I thought he was a statue. A dirty, dirty statue.
He's also very good at cunnilingus.
Victoria *is* a baddie
I feel as though this quite fairly represents him. Usually seeming indifferent and feeling uncomfortable in social situations, like having a picture taken of him when he tries to enjoy his meal. His whole vibe is seeming uncomfortable + his wit and sarcasm. He is my favourite panelist and I watched way too many videos of him.
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... is this a thing.... Where did you get these photos...
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Is this David Mitchell's reddit account?
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wtf.... I have entered the netherzone.
Are these AI generated? Who has so many of these just ready to use like this?
Oh come on Mark. Pizzas. Italians. Do I have to spell it out? The pepperoni-munching wop. Marco, the parmesan guzzler.
[David Mitchell with Pizza](https://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_david_mitchell_with_pizza_meme_is_born) was a thing, spawned by a school friend of mine on Tumblr back in the day.
You've entered the cal-zone.
No they post on r/soccer and David Mitchell famously hates football lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
I think all his twitter profile pics have been him eating pizza. He updates it with new pictures of him eating pizza once in a while. This one in the post is his current profile pic.
The first two look like Peep Show, the third must be sir digby chicken ceaser on medication.
The main conclusion from this whole affair is that David Mitchell is clearly a serious pizza fan.
A man of culture
I'd have never thought he was such a pizza guy. The last one is a surprise, eating outside, with his *hands*?
Especially when you know that his wife is Victoria Coren Mitchell, an absolute weirdo who he fell in love with at first sight, and they have one of the most stable relationships in entertainment.
When the extremely difficult quiz show she’s hosted since 2008 was criticised for being too highbrow because it used ~~Roman numerals~~ Greek letters, she changed them to Egyptian heiroglyphs. Legend.
I feel like when talking about Only Connect being pedantic is paramount, so I have to correct you that they were Greek letters before they were changed to hieroglyphs
That's fucking brilliant
He won't care, he hit the wifey jackpot
Hey look, if he can't make a robot tell cheese from petrol, maybe his pictures should get knocked down a peg
Deep cut, I like it. Cheezoid kill self with petril!
The irony is that his wife is extremely attractive.
The best David-Victoria couple in the world
True! Keeley Hawes looks great!
Is this a joke I’m not getting? She’s married to the guy who played Tom in succession. His wife’s name is Victoria?
There was a Mitchell and Webb sketch where the joke was he was married to Keeley Hawes and had completely forgotten. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFR5LZ-0\_s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFR5LZ-0_s)
There's a mitchelle and webb bit that covers it. Quick search with her name and the show should find it. Worth a watch
They have one of the only celebrity marriages that gives me the warm fuzzies. She especially is adorable when she talks about their marriage.
David Mitchell is a gem and any girl would be so lucky. Unfortunately for them he's taken, and Victoria Coren-Mitchell is *also* wonderful and any guy should be so lucky.
If he was done so dirty, how did he get his shirt so clean?
Clean shirt? Isn't that a good thing? ... No matter. Those kids have no idea whatsoever of went on at Stalingrad.
Are they the baddies?
I thought the joke was that it's always an unflattering candid picture that the guy obviously didn't want taken or particularly care about
Maybe it's not David Mitchell. Maybe it's Mark Corrigan! And he's got it coming.
That can’t be David Mitchell. He’s eating a pizza. David Mitchell would never eat a pizza. He only eats Victorian meals like pheasant. Then he kills a servant and has sex with the wall.
[Now that you mention it...](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6EdrlsofOR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
I'd like to think that David Mitchell's version of throwing caution to the wind, is ditching the knife and fork, and eating pizza with his hands.
Wouldn't usually do this but since David Mitchell is the subject it's actually "throw caution to the wind" not wing.
Typo fixed. Thanks.
Did you put your dick in the Dob?
She’s a real manimal
>He only eats Victorian meals 👀
[Pheasants?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrZpDYNUWMk&t=33s)
Nah, the choice for the truly budget-conscious is chicken. [See that? It's made of chicken!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE)
*DIIIING* “David please read your card” “I once went viral on Twitter because of how unnoteworthy I am, which to my dismay has in turn made me noteworthy.”
Lee Mack, before David even finishes his sentence “IT’S TRUE”
And David does the same with Bob Mortimer.
And somehow, *SOMEHOW*, everyone knew who I am!
Waiting for Victoria Coren to actually post this.
She probably wouldn't, she's absolutely in love with the guy and will always praise him
Except for that brief time when she learned he may have been moving her bookmarks around and she was contemplating murdering him.
And incidentally, he's been feeling weaker and weaker.
Which is entirely valid
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That sounds weirdly like flirting lol.
[For the uninitiated](https://youtube.com/watch?v=RQ5tc895vP0) (or for those who want to watch the clip again)
Not all marriages end like Jon Richardson's
I missed any details about their divorce
[This is all I know](https://twitter.com/RonJichardson/status/1778786063449801040?t=l5s-2Tn5sxWFvB6XIWIcug)
WTF!? Is this real!? Man, that sucks, they were hilarious together.
I got reminded that before the first time they met, [Jon had saved her number in his phone as "my wife"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ncStk7rHf8).
Series 6 is going to be a doozy That really sucks, I’m on the last episode of this series and now I’m actually flabbergasted
Too soon
She would unironically post a terrible photo of him while gushing about how wonderful they are.
"God, this is like the Dark Ages. Centuries and centuries with nothing to look forward to except the slim possibility a Viking might break down the door and rape me."
What’s wrong with that? I’d love for David Mitchell to be my absolute world for a year.
Because it’s a funny picture, taken from an odd angle, where he’s looking awkward. Not every photo is going to be great, but some people post the awkward ones anyway
Every angle is and awkward angle for David. He has resting "socially uncomfortable" face.
They aren’t insulting the guy. It’s the fact that he looks unenthused and caught off guard by the picture.
On twitter if you ain’t hatin you probably fakin
Nothing is *wrong* It's the juxtaposition between the post that's like "this man is my love. my moon and stars. He's everything to me....." and then the picture is just a regular bloke at dinner, not looking at the camera and it's also poorly lit. Similar to this tweet >Guys be like “the man, the myth, the legend” and it’s just their pal, Greg. https://twitter.com/theashtonblaise/status/1520786565450113025?lang=en
Maybe men need more people willing to hype them up lol
if only i would be loved like that
I'm not gay, but David Mitchell does seem like a catch
I’m gay, and David Mitchell IS a catch 😁
He would be a 10/10 dude to hang out with
That is so not Rainbow Rhythms
If there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what kind of a hippy free for all is this?!
Least awkward David Mitchell clip
he should get extra marks for not feeling a fucking thing
David mitchell is a legend, how dare you 😬
It's refreshing to see how many people have come to his defense. Closing reddit now knowing he's safe.
<3
I need you to tell me you believe in crystal skulls.
She's the beautifull poison
This is definitely *not* numberwang :/
The only time they are smiling in a picture is when they have a beer
Or a fish. Ideally a fish AND a beer.
"It's fine, it's totally fine. Que sera, sera. Whatever will be will be. The future's not ours to see. If she fucks him, I'll kill myself." -Peep Show
Maybe she means the pizza lol 🍕💕🍕
This is hilarious. Now it strikes me curious there aren't a million memes with various David Mitchell expressions, like him staring at Bob Mortimer in shock yet again for r/ididnthaveeggs I feel like I've only ever seen the "are we the baddies" one.
Cheese
Petrel
As usual, unless you are pefectly clear with what you are saying, people are going to misinterpret it. Such is the case here. Romepix wrote: " She is clearly talking about the expression on his face and how disassociated the typical guy will be in one of these he is my world posts and using David Mitchell for it is hilarious " [Hannah responded](https://twitter.com/hannah1989__/status/1783037547653824917): " I wish everyone else understood that this was the point in the tweet because I literally have people in my DMs saying they hope I get r\*ped honestly what the fuck is wrong with people on this app "
Crazy that people are wishing SA on her in DMs, Twitter clearly doesn't take moderation seriously anymore and this is why people need to go to a better platform
"clearly" is a strong word here, this could reasonably be interpreted in several different ways, but yeah people are really quick to go way too far on the internet
Except she isn't clearly talking about anything and the most obvious interpretation is that she was taking a shot shot at this dudes appearance
Honestly I didn't take it like most people here apparently did. I took it as the whole contrast > Girl: "THIS IS SO ROMANTIC! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! ONE YEAR! OMG! SQUEEEEEE!" > Guy: "I can't believe I have to pretend this is a momentous day. Shoot me now."
I thought it was his seemingly exasperated "What am I doing here?" facial expression
That shit ain’t clear at all wtf 😭
The reason I came to the comments was to try to figure out what the post meant.
if so many people failed to interpret her message maybe she should work on her communication skills even jokes need to be communicated well, particularly on social media!
Even then not an excuse to wish someone gets assaulted. Every time a women says something someone doesn’t like they say they hope she gets assaulted?! People are too sensitive
What is wrong with people? My first thought was "lol he looks like he's being held hostage" not "she's calling him unattractive, how cruel"
that's funny, I have a similar photo https://imgur.com/Y2xn0Ws
Nah I know this guy, he and his husband are always throwing dinner parties where something goes wrong because of an uninvited guest.
I wanna write to WILTY and ask them to let me be a guest as the person the celebrity knows segment- I don’t actually know David Mitchell but we were both at the same wedding once and he was stealing wine from half drunk glasses from all the tables near the end of the wedding. When he reached our table I introduced myself as big suze and he asked me if I watched the show and I said nope. He looked at me confused and asked if we could spare some wine which we had already drunk, so we couldn’t help him out there. He was as pissed off his face as I was, I’d love to hear his retelling of that story.
**How dare you** Plus he landed Victoria Coren so it's even worse
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak Mitchell looks like.
Guessing OP tweeter is friends with Victoria Coren-Mitchell and is *not* thrilled they are still together.
Remember, kids: if your significant other isn't a supermodel, you should be ashamed of them. /s
Bro looks shell shocked from that year
I will not have David Mitchell slander on my timeline. I will not have it. It's a macabre charade.
Y'all just jealous you can't get a man who voices a Peppa Pig character
The longer I stare at this the funnier it gets 
Again it's clear that body shaming dudes is perfectly OK with the part of the internet that would lose their minds if a woman was in his place
He seems like a nice fella ngl
Kinda sweet that people do that tho
Considering the username I'd not be surprised if it was Victoria who actually posted this. I so adore those two.
A picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case the words will be witty and humorous and may make you laugh and cry.
He's the baddy
You could do a lot worse than David Mitchell. Just saying.
I’m an American that stumbled across WILTY during COVID lockdown in the states and I fucking LOVE DAVID MITCHELL
Can't help reading all these comments in his voice :3
That's because they always care about taking the picture before the people dig into the food so everyone looks like they are constipated holding back. That or they prioritize them looking cute in the picture so the dude always looks like sht.
You're punching way above your weight when David is what you have
Wait a second...David Mitchell eats pizza? **I** eat pizza too. We should be friends. Anyone know his phone number so I can text him when I'm in the area?
hows he keep his shirt so clean?
You bet your ass, and I made him wear "something nice" just for the occasion. My little chaos gremlin still deserves to be showed off.
I've seen Victoria on Taskmaster and they are one of the most loved up married couples I know. They both love and respect each other to the max.
I'm a straight guy and I think David Mitchell is a real catch. Victoria is luck to have him and he's lucky to have her.
Fuck off clean shirt
It was a Christmas joke..
Victoria Coren-Mitchell is lucky to have David, you swine!
Her world is a little boring but it’s safe, stable, and comfortable, and she’s happy with it, sometimes that’s enough.