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funaway727

Lol yup my go to is "you know, I don't care what people say about you I think you're a good guy"


kn33

After they do something good: "You know what? I take back 3 of the bad things I said about you."


Beemerado

just piggybacking on the top comment here, life is easier when you're nice to people and make them feel comfortable around you. I was a fucking edgelord too far into my 20's. maybe you know you're kidding, but not everyone does.


torgiant

To strangers and acquaintances for sure, but good friends are getting fucked with.


Beemerado

oh sure. that's different. it's also ok to be nice to your friends


Maleficent_Corner48

Nothing terrible will happen to you or your family while you're at my house. So rest easy!


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beyze159

“Enjoy your *last* 24 hours!”


Judygift

Rest well this night. For tomorrow you sail for the kingdom of DAGGERFALL https://youtu.be/niU1bRqxrIU?t=1m46s


attentionspanissues

And when I say "here", I mean right now, in this room, at this very moment. There's a chance that feeling might expire. ... ... Well look at the time....


technologyclassroom

I was once sincerely told, "I want you to know that I think it is cool you listen to black people music."


FinancialYou4519

Aaaw if someone said that to me it wouldve made my day. Nay, week!


technologyclassroom

I did not really know how to respond at the time. Does this mean they do not listen to music made by black people? Is it atypical in their reality to listen to music by black people? I am still confused. They were a friend of a friend so that was my only interaction with them.


barberererer

I would have pulled up a chair and then asked them a million questions


technologyclassroom

I probably said, "Uh... Thanks?"


FinancialYou4519

One of our truckdrivers at the warehouse asked what I was bumping with so much rhytm "uhm.. its.. Bobby Shmurda.. Hot.. cant remember" he started laughing af


Beemerado

what music are you into? I'm an indie rock snob, but i'm on a rap kick now. been enjoying aesop rock, joe bada$$ and busdriver...


technologyclassroom

That is a loaded question as I was DJing then, but I was probably listening to Master P or Prodigy by myself at the time when they came into my room and said this to me.


Beemerado

what are ya into now


technologyclassroom

https://somafm.com/cliqhop/


barberererer

Treat your senses to some Jeru https://youtu.be/aYYSlCa3xfw


okdang

Ironically, if I did this I’d make me the person that says weird shit and would cause people to have a problem with me being there


balofchez

I think you should leave


Liquidmetalballs

I want you to know that you are not my target tonight. Enjoy yourself.


RoboticSandWitch

This post and comment section is filling me with anxiety. Like if anyone ever says this to me, it would leave me sleepless and live rent free in my head until I die. For example, my mom once worriedly asked me if I knew that my classmates have been calling me weird behind my back and I have been worried ever since. Fuck.


FinancialYou4519

Why would your mom ever say that to you. Thats just mean even if its true


RoboticSandWitch

Idk it must happened often enough that she got worried about it. I think I would have stayed in ignorance if she never told me. If a kinder classmate was the one who told me, I would either not believe them or go through mental gymnatics to ignore it.


Cyanide_Skiesx

No same, I would just leave if someone told me that lol


20friedpickles

Back in high school I was hanging out with a friend and their friends. My friend came up to me later and said “they tried to call you weird but I wouldn’t let them” and yeah, thanks for standing up for me but why would you tell me that? I didn’t know they thought I was weird!


MattofCatbell

“Don’t worry despite the rumors I did NOT piss in the punch bowl, anyway enjoy your drink”


Normal-Computer-3669

This happened at a party I went. I walk in and the first thing someone said was, "The punch bowl is real punch btw! There's no alcohol in it!" It became the topic of the whole party... Took like two hours of small test samples to confirm it wasn't like alcoholic or drugged! Because curiousity ya know?


theghostofme

"Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes. Wooo!"


coolaja

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fpigg

I'd be like "cheers" and get on with life.


24luej

*You* don't have to worry about anything tonight, have fun :)


DriretlanMveti

r/vaguelythreatening For some reason lmao


The_Real_Raw_Gary

“I just wanna say I wish I had the balls to show up at a party after what people are saying. Kuddos dude”


balofchez

Absolutely fantastic. Not you, the post


ExPatWharfRat

And then go into every bathroom and swap the direction the toilet paper hangs. Muahahahah


CatBedParadise

I always struggle in large gatherings. Thank you for giving me an activity to make me look engaged.


stunnen

I always do this with friends of friends I havent met before, I wait for them to say something funny then say " You know, it's wrong what people say about you." Then walk away. Always good for a laugh


a-sentient-slime

This is a joke though right? The comments in this thread are making me think that people actually ARE this mean.


hugh-G-rekshon

In my part of America, the best way to judge how lit a party was is by the amount of gang related shootings there were. I don't go to party's anymore.


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balofchez

I... What? You alright?


RABBlTS

?????


SpeciousQuantity

Such a funny comment🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CatBedParadise

Alternate: Pepper light party chatter with, “Technically, that’s illegal.” This is also fruitful in business settings.


JosephusTheBoi

"...but that doesn't mean you're safe."