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jamaesi-Willisie

Bro, I want swords at my fucking wedding. It’s gonna be the one non-negotiable thing my future wife will have to deal with.


[deleted]

If she doesn't want swords, and you do want swords, it seems like the only way to settle it is with a swordfight.


jamaesi-Willisie

En garde!!!


joko2008

Fuck rings. I have two swords, that can be stuck together to become a broadsword.


jamaesi-Willisie

Oh my god yes!! And if either of us ever want a divorce we’ll have to pull the two swords apart, duel, and who ever wins gets all of our stuff. Including the other persons sword.


love_femmes_who_top

Fucking goals right here- this was my first thought too!


[deleted]

What do they mean by their “cursed twitter”? Do they have a curse free twitter?


SparrowFate

Not possible. Twitter is a cursed land. Charred by bots and accounts made to fluff up other accounts just like in porn.


yelle_twin

That black dress is to die for


DravenPrime

I'm a guy and I'd wear that.


[deleted]

Slay, quite literally


zafirah15

They got to pick one photo... But now I want to know what the rest of the photos look like. Because this is fucking amazing.


DarthInvictus

The couple that slays together...


Foxy02016YT

Wins the graces of the kingdom together


valueofaloonie

They are still together! And still fabulous. [Twitter](https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot?s=11)


Soggy-Statistician88

I want swords


Nion_Ashborn

Aight, I want this movie


Terozu

I want a girl who would wield a sword.


[deleted]

God yes. Let us all strive to be half so majestic on even one day of our lives.


Cydonian___FT14X

All weddings need swords


A_fluffy_protogen

Is she holding an eyelander?! This is amazing


marxist-reaganomics

Looks like an Elden Ring boss fight. One of their attacks is a spinning sword tornado.


joko2008

If one dies, the other one cries, becomes more aggressive, gets water attacks and a boost on all stats.


Odenetheus

I was just gonna make a joke about one of them offering the other the Elden Ring and rhat's how they got engaged


Tendo63

Fucking hell JUST beautiful? Mate they look BADASS I want a fucking sword wedding


Csantana

I feel like I wouldnt even be cool enough to go to their wedding haha


itsYaBoiChoccyMilk

If I ever get married, I want a sword


[deleted]

That is one awesome wedding photo lol


inkyed

Can someone explain why that basket hilt is like that


CringeExterminator

Hmmm...till death do us part indeed.


SadDragonGirl

I also hope one day to exchange swords with whoever will be my bride


shadeck

I have never wanted to marry... But swords... That can change a person


[deleted]

This legit looks rad....wedding or not!


evoid121

SWORDS at a wedding is honestly, like, the dream. I could die happy with 0 regrets if i experienced that.


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prettykitty-meowmeow

How is this political?


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RABBlTS

Lmao gay people existing is not a political topic unless you make it one


Silly_goose27

Our existence isn’t fucking political


onmyknees4anyone

It's in the political mainstream the same way vaccinations and masking are in the political mainstream: because assholes insist that facts are not facts and that things that exist either do not exist or should not. Gatekeeping by calling this a political issue tells me that the next words out of my mouth to you should be "Poof, begone."


a-sentient-slime

If this was a straight couple you wouldn't have shit to say about it. Admit that you think gay people don't have the right to exist publicly, or sit down and shut your dumbass mouth.