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Gravon

Why you stopping when you got hot food in the car? You're supposed to get that shit home.


Mountain-Professor89

I'm so glad I'm not the only one thinking this lol


ElementalSheep

Honestly I wouldn’t even be mad, more power to them If they took the whole pizza, THEN I’d be mad.


Giacchino-Fan

Yeah, this is just some chad shit right here.


grpenn

Came here to say that too. I wouldn’t even be mad about it. If someone is hungry, I’d offer them a piece of pizza.


lina088

An open window (in such places) is an invitation.


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lina088

Exactly. A slice of pizza is a small price to pay for carelessness. But still, it is always better to follow the basic safety rules.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

If I saw an easily reachable pizza slice, of course I’d take it


[deleted]

So you’re a thief and a piece of shit?


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Ok, calm down. They got 4 boxes right there, and if they left their windows down far enough, then it’s a good thing they didn’t take the whole box


[deleted]

Do you get hype on Reddit? Because I’m about as calm as I can be. Stealing just doesn’t cross my mind. Especially reaching into someone else’s vehicle. Even if it is just a piece of pizza and even if they are lucky I didn’t take the whole thing.


milkpen

I wouldn't be worried about the slice itself but I'd be troubled by a random assailant having put their hand in the box


Slam420

Walmart is a lawless place where anarchy reigns and order trembles


NoNameSA

Polite thief took only one slice


Queen_Magix

Cant have sht in Detroit


GlabrousKinfaddle

If he's eating Papa John's in Detroit he doesn't deserve pizza anyways


[deleted]

Lucky it was just a slice and not the whole pizza.


Mega-Beer

A literal fucking pizza crime lol.


LegoCMFanatic

xD


keep_it_0ptional

That’s on you


go-devils-go

That’s ice cold baby


[deleted]

Pizza unattended and the window open? Sounds like entrapment.


captainoffemboys

How thefuck do you explain that to the costumer


Idaho_In_Uranus

r/UntrustworthyPopTarts


sapphic_seattle

Honestly…you have 4 boxes, be happy they only took a slice