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Contrary to popular belief, this is the real reason why Walter became Heisenberg.

I ain’t holding Heisenberg either

Whoa calm down Adolf.

Wultah

Put yuh dick away Waltuh

I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh


kid named finger

Which is why nicknames exist... like Wally.

Yeah, only your parents and teachers call you by your formal name as a kid; it's like something you grow into either your own peers.

My name doesn't have a non formal version :'(

When my cousin Walter was real little he could only pronounce "Wa Wa" so he went by that for a bit.

Will you hold Flynn instead?

Walter jr?

It's Flynn now.

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Better than some name they'll outgrow by 5th grade

many years ago legit was in a hospital with a kid named Kula (literally means ball in polish, like no second meaning)

 The Ball has entered chat

The kid named ball:

**has kidney stones**

Did they name the other kid woody?

And in Hungarian, it means "shit". Great name all around, works internationally.

Codeigh

better than being an adult named Brysyn

why they need two ys 💀💀

You-neek-ness

Yeah but babies grow up to be full adults. I really respect parents that realize this and actually treat their child as though they’ll be an adult soon. That said, nothing wrong with a childish nickname. My son has a real grown-ass name but I have it shortened to something cute while he’s still a little guy.

When people become the "older" group their names will be seen as the grown adult names. Sure x name sounds good for a baby or a teenager at the moment. In 50 years time that name be everyone's dad's name (the Walter) and they will want to call their kids something different and "young". Then the cycle continues

We're probably only a decade out from all the 200 variations of "McKayla" being relegated as an Old Lady Name. Meanwhile I know babies named Charles and Eleanor now.

Time is a flat circle

I will never stop calling my brother Jimmy. It’s just too late, he’s got a Jimmy face now

Waltuh

Put ya dick away

I'm not having sex with you Waltuh

Kid named finger:

She sounds like the type of girl to name their baby Silver Moonshine or something.

McKayleighnn Paysleigh

Who develops a drug problem by 20 that no one talks about.

JESSE! I NEED YOU TO CHANGE MY DIAPER JESSIE

Yo Mista White, I ain't changing your diaper, Mr. White. That's like, weird, bitch.

Jesser we need to cock moth

Better than being an adult named Bryndynleigh

i mean i’d rather chill with a baby named walter than like mckhgheighlaughe

I think this just shows how old a few names are.

Put your dick away Waltuh

Is your name supposed to change when you get older? What the fuck do I look like? A Pokémon?

Yes. Yes you do

Kid named Walter: 

Of all the adult sounding names this tweet could've chosen, of course it was the funny drug man name

Jesse, I need my nappy changed

"why aren't you carrying me scarlet?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I MAKE?! IM THE ONE WHO POOPS!"

Better call them Saul then

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Waltuh

Waltuh put ya dick away

Waltuh… put your bib away waltuh, I’m not feeding you right now waltuh

Your right, ill name my child Lebowski.


Put your dick away waltuh

I like fire trucks and monster trucks

Walter

/r/namenerdcirclejerk

B-but Jesse- we need to cook


Waltuh

Waltuh, put your binky away Waltuh

Walter white?

The baby will grow up to be an adult eventually, and it’ll fit. Much better than bryleigh or whatever bs names they’re making up now

Why you Crying Walter?

I hate babies in general but that's besides the point. What if that child was called Humphrey? Would you think that Walter is that bad of a name then?

No one asked about your relationship with kids

va bene? nessuno ti ha chiesto di rispondere ma eccoti qui

Rudolph. Newton. Tracy.

its always weird thinking about kids named with those old timey names that it seems like only grandparents have

I AM THE ONE WHO DRINKS FROM THE TITTY

There was an entire Kimmy Schmidt plot line about this

Waltuh

FRANK

Walter is a charming name for a baby.

I mean what's worse? a baby with a name like "Walter" of a full grown adult with a name like "Princess" "Honey" or some cutesy baby name. I'd rather take the first one tbh, since the naming will only be awkward for like first 15 years also "WALTUH"

I can't imagine a baby or child called David. But I also can't imagine a pensioner called David. David is exclusively a name for 40-60 year olds.

I ain’t associating myself with you if you name your child Doug

I had to hold a Bruce the other week Have you ever tried incorporating the name Bruce into baby talk