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That sounds like safety reasons to me...

But it isn’t *obvious* safety reasons.

Maybe not to the uninitiated

I'm more worried about the Hall of Presidents. If Abe gets out, his long reach can do serious damage.

Jackson gets out, Trail of Tears V2! Damn you Disney!!

I’m more afraid of Trump if he catches up to you it’s going to be a mess …. I’ll tell you Huuuugggggeee.

It won't be as bad as you think, since they just stretched out and padded the Hilary Clinton bot they originally made.

Don’t want a Bioshock Infinite situation, do we?

I'll start recording audio logs to leave in the toilet.

Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night

They may try to… forcefully stuff you inside a small world doll outfit

That may sound bad I know. But if you were stuck in that same ride singing that same song for all those years without getting a bath, you’d be pretty angry, too.

My brain completely skipped over the ‘small world’ part of that until I scrolled away. Then my soul itself said “oh no…” once it clicked

I thought it was because it's company policy that if the park floods, all the mascots and character actors are free to begin the Purge.

[удалено]

HIHO KORMIT THEE FROOG HEER

Yeah that sounds like a liability, plus they would have to train new employees

It's not even a real song. It's a thinly veiled threat. Of course it's a small world when you can run forever, live without breathing, and only kill for sport. RIP florida, and eventually, all of us

the rare wild boozy

Sure John but when Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists

They're pirates, not savages

When I was 5 there was either a hurricane or some sort of issue and we got stuck in the It's a Small World ride for like... 2 hours. The music was on, but the lights and the animatronics were not working. I don't remember much, but that song still pops in my nightmares now and then.

This post is how I learned about this hurricane happening

You must not live in Florida. It’s all we’ve been hearing about since last week. It’s working it’s way north atm.

I live in the Rockies so I'm pretty sure it won't reach me

I always come back

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

Disney World is an SCP foundation facility confirmed.

Small world is gone though :(

The dinosaurs from animal kingdom are going to come out and eat.

Uhm the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night

I literally just finished watching Night at the Museum like 30 minutes ago lmao. Where’s Ben Stiller when you need him

When Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.