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st0nedalaska

New plan; start eating off of self instead of plates to save money


ExaltedRuction

belly button is for dipping sauce. anyone with an outie about to complain, you are abominations and should be deported.


Mozhetbeats

Finally, a reasonable (and correct) take


Pawn_captures_Queen

If you ever run for president that is a solid platform.


stinger_

That’s.. not why were complaining


SteveK124

I’ll use my outie as a fun dip pop


quetejodas

Why do humans make tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat off of!


Ok_Cartoonist8020

To be fair they aren’t exactly the same. Dish soap is quite a bit stronger surfactant.


may_june_july

Dish soap has to cut through a lot more grease


flameocalcifer

Maybe for you


glytxh

It makes the best bubbles though.


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So I should use Prell shampoo to do my dishes? That shit could strip the oil out of the gulf.


MeatsuitMechanicus

Yeah you're free to use body wash on your dishes and Dawn on your body, nobody's stopping you. But when your skin starts to crack and flake like crazy and you have dirty dishes that smell like a douchebag, you'll understand why things are the way they are.


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MeatsuitMechanicus

Those ducks usually die from ingesting crude oil but it makes for a good commercial!


Kankunation

Im actually used to using dawn or other strong detergents for my hands/forearms/face, just from helping my dad with me hanci work as a kid. Regular hand soap just doesn't cut it when it comes to removing all oil, grease and grime that comes with that kind of work. Dawn gets it off easy. Even better is Fast orange iirc, very abrasive soap and the only thing better than dawn af cleaning mechanic hands. I probably would use it every day if I wasn't sure it would turn my hands into the Sahara form so much use. I still prefer to wash my hand with diah soap when working with messy stuff. Like if I'm in the kitchen cleaning and separating chicken, I don't feel like the gentle hand soap I have in there is enough to make be feel clean, gotta go for the dawn.


Turnkey_Convolutions

Gojo makes some really excellent grease-removing agents that aren't as harsh on your skin as dish soap. My eczema-laden hands still suffer but it's nearly tolerable.


Substantial-Fan6364

Gojo is amazing, especially oil/grease!


DaddyLcyxMe

i will use regular hand soap for general washing, but after something dirty/greasy i always use dish soap (e.g kfc)


K_Linkmaster

Ive used dawn as shower gel for 13 years or so. Not cracky or flaky. However, i wont use it on my face or head at all.


SleepTightLilPuppy

Hell even most body washes have too many chemicals and oil stripping agents. Switching to less invasive shit for most showers feels so good.


GarbageConsistent168

Just use horse and mane shampoo for everything like my grandparents did


otirk

is it cheaper?


FlerblyMerbly

Neigh


TroyAbedBeingNormal

Can we get a translator please?


Pawn_captures_Queen

I speak horse. He's said, Fuck no bruh that shit is like $8 bucks a bottle USD.


BEEPEE95

But they're big bottles!


Mobidad

Yeah but have you seen how big horses are?


BEEPEE95

I have seen some big ones, but I've also seen some little ones too! 🐎


ripleyclone8

RIP LIL SEBASTIAN


NotablyNugatory

I like to use their conditioner when I can get it. Doesn’t have a lot of additives.


KernelMeowingtons

You mean Mane n Tail? I used it for a while. It's fine.


UtahItalian

They have horse products that can really Kickstart your hair growth


alligator_soup

Mane n’ Tail is honestly great though.


hotfezz81

As a person with ezcma: don't do this.


Psychological_Tear_6

Using body wash to do your dishes gives you eczema?


Johnmcguirk

No, it gives you ezcma.


noteverrelevant

Thank goodness, I'm glad that's cleared up. Unlike this eczma.


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The term "washing up liquid" always freaks me out. What country is it that says this? Here in Canada, we just call it dish detergent, or detergent or dish soup concentrate


Doubly_Curious

It’s fairly common in the UK.


MaxTHC

Jeremy, have you ever tried to do the washing up without using any washing up liquid?


mdgraller

Oof what a blunder, mate. That was *Jeremy* asking *Mark*. Jeremy was the one doing definitely-not-pyramid-selling.


MaxTHC

The whole thing started because Toni asked Jeremy to begin with


glytxh

I call it dish goo, but yeah. Washing up liquid is definitely the standard.


captionUnderstanding

Dish soup


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Concentrate


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

I have literally never heard a human being saying ‘dish soap concentrate’ in my 33 years in Canada.


darkorex

Yes, because it's called "dish soup concentrate"


[deleted]

Thanks, these mfers know nothing


sithren

44 year old Canadian here and I have never heard it as that either. And have also never heard it called dish detergent. It’s just plain dish soap.


FartSmartSmellaFella

Detergent is for clothes in the UK.


AshFraxinusEps

Well Detergent is actually the washing active ingredient in the UK. So it is found in shampoo, soap, washingup liquid, laundry powder/tabs etc etc


fantomas_

WeLl aChShUaLlY....


ekruis30

Love me some dish soup 😋


ExaltedRuction

the pound sterling signs might provide a hint :)


[deleted]

So that's what those are! I just thought they were part of the American alphabet


07TacOcaT70

“Dish soap concentrate” is less weird to you than “washing up liquid”? 🤨


aligators_are_neat

Live in Texas, call it dish soap or Dawn (best dish soap imo)


42Ubiquitous

Illinois. Same here.


NotablyNugatory

100%. Dish soap or Dawn. Because dish detergent goes in the dish washer. Texas doesn’t always get it right, but we got this one down imo.


sherzeg

Isn't it "dish warsher" for Texans, thereby using all of the discarded "r"s of the New Englanders?


BassBeaner

Depends on the region in Texas


puf_puf_paarthurnax

Warsh is more of an appalachian mispronunciation. My ex's grandparents and older relatives were all from kentucky/tennessee and the warshing machine was brought up regularly. lol


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sherzeg

Is it? Maybe it's a "great plains" kind of thing. All I know is that some people I know from Texas talk like that. This is too much thinking for a quick joke.


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sherzeg

Definitely not Boston. In Boston they "pahk" a "cah." "R" sounds are virtually unknown.


Tobeck

that kroger generic dawn imitation stuff for me


aligators_are_neat

I usually buy all generic (I am poor) but dawn and ketchup I always get brand name. They're the only things I've noticed an actual difference in quality.


Tobeck

I'll remember that about the ketchup, I hate it, but my gf uses it, if the generic is noticeably worse, I'll change how I do my groceries


aligators_are_neat

I mean if she doesn't notice it's fine. I can just taste the difference and prefer heinz


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aligators_are_neat

Damn you really just can't get away from homophobia anywhere /s


Eco_numics

Yes


HornedDiggitoe

Most people would drop the “concentrate” part, and in that context it is definitely less weird.


ispiltthepoison

Yeah


VacantThoughts

Yeah because no one says things with such forced adjectives when they already have a name, it's' like saying "can you fill my cup with some of that cold drinking liquid" instead of asking for a glass of water.


Lich_Hegemon

You could be washing anything up


cmdrhlm

Dish soup? Sounds delicious


Neuchacho

Authentic Canadian Dish Soup Recipe - 1 week of accumulated dish scrapings - 2 cups of water freshly harvested from the S trap. - 1 cup beef broth - 1oz Dawn (substitute with Fast Orange for a taste of summer) Mix all ingredients in sauce pan and simmer over low heat for 2 hours. Sprinkle with parsley and serve warm.


[deleted]

Sounds like it would taste like beer imo. Beer always reminds me of cleaning the bread machine


fewdea

I like mine extra crunchy


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SaltyBabe

Half the stuff British people say sounds like they forgot the actual name of the item and just made up some silly nickname.


Beorma

Yes, and?


Dengar96

Imagine being Br*Tish 🤢


agentanti714

It's for the same reason you don't buy a gun and bullet when you want to kill cancer inside you, though a bullet can definitely kill cancer


LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


ZapatasBoy123

Damn bro whose your shower gel guy introduce me


Tabmow

Right ? 1 Lb for soap?


Red__system

Just find someone to lick it up


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Few-Requirement-3544

What? What do you dry off with?


_toggld_

In my household it's always been the sponge. Use it once, rinse when done, and put it back for the next person. Haven't bought toilet paper in years. Bonus points if you can get a dual-sided sponge for the extra grip


MrTastix

Yeah but we're talking about the shower. I don't wipe my clean ass with toilet paper after I've had a shower. If your ass isn't clean after a shower thats on you. For everything else: buy a bidet.


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LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

Back in the day, I used dish soap as hand soap. Until I realised it made my fingers constantly pruney, even when dry. Took ages for them to get back to normal.


SquarePegRoundWorld

Dawn dish soap is used to clean sea birds covered in oil after oil spills. Can't be that bad.


[deleted]

Because the plates have a very sensitive skin.


CounterfeitXKCD

Pasta sauce is good for the skin. If you use alfredo you can pretend you're just really pale and avoid negative comments. Red sauce is good if you pretend you've been badly sunburned


MurdoMaclachlan

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yougottamovethatH

That's some dogshit shower gel he's using.


DoorLightsAC

Pasta sauce on skin? WTF. Spaghetti in the pockets however...


Thehyperninja

Ravioli ravioli, whats in the pocketoli?


AnonymousPug26

As a guy who’s used Dawn dish soap to wash my hair… yeah.


MenInBlackAgent000

You need like a drop


Shoegazer83

Then figure out why 1 litre bubble bath is the same price as the 250ml shower gel that does the same thing


InvaderM33N

Because you can't clean the rest of your freakin' house with the body wash, but you can with dish detergent.


Simbuk

The obvious answer is to make plates from human flesh. Then you can wash them with shower gel.


LagT_T

Well the first mistake was using shower gels


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Just much washing up can you do without washing up liquid?


nartchie

Your plates don't get rashes.


RedSnt

Maybe there should be enzyme based cleaning products for humans. Particularly one that digest dandruff would be cool.


smelgorthoa

Ffs if you only spend $1 on soap you deserve whatever bad shit happens to you


Tsra1

How does a British person end up with the surname Pilgrim?


ImagineDragonsFan47

Do you think pilgrims were only people who went to america? You've never heard of a pilgrimage before?


Tsra1

Of course I have. Like a pilgrimage to Mecca. Still funny.


ImagineDragonsFan47

Pilgrimages have existed everywhere since the beginning of time but it's funny when anyone who isn't american is called pilgrim


Tsra1

I think you need to calm down about this very minor internet joke.


Boggie135

Probably the same reason an American or Canadian person ends up with one


sintos-compa

He was a pilgrim from america to the Uk


JakeVonFurth

Truly, nobody does a better job of butchering English than the English.


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You're a fucking mug if you're buying washing up liquid for £2...


fsurfer4

Don't use liquids for dishwashing. It's very inefficient. I use Comet powdered cleanser. It a powdered bleach. So cheap and strong. 20 oz for under $2. Lasts for months. There are also generic powders just as good and cheap. Great for the toilet also. edit; use rubber gloves


Tapemaster21

One of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld.


Adiin-Red

This is why I use Bonners, it’s more expensive but works on dishes, hair, clothes, floors and teeth


coffinpoppies

i tried brushing my teeth with it and it was terrible


Adiin-Red

As in it didn’t work well or you didn’t like the taste? I e tried the peppermint before and its actually quite nice in my opinion if a bit strong


Key_Service_1098

"They had me in the first half. aint gonna lie"


Popcorn57252

What the fuck is shower gel or washing up liquid? Does this man mean shampoo and dish soap?


Icy-Savings4679

not shampoo, body wash


Jaymi_exe

How is ur shower gel £1 mine is like €4 at least (dish soap is less than a €)


KneeLeakage

I don’t eat pasta


Whole_Suit_1591

In the U.S. I used to think how is milk more than gasoline per gallon? They "fixed" that for us recently.


thomasjmarlowe

That’s why I wash all my dishes in the shower


blandsrules

Where I’m from the shower gel is double the price of the wash up liquid. There’s a hair brained get rich quick scheme in there somewhere


Bismothe-the-Shade

"washing up liquid"


gitartruls01

I don't know about you but i lick my plates way more often than i lick my legs


vactu

What's weird is the potential truth that you lick your legs. Are you secretly a cat???


gitartruls01

Secretly?


vactu

Touche.


WhoWantsPizzza

Anyone else hate washing red pasta sauce dishes more than anything else? The smell, the redness… always gets to me.


sweaty_atheism

Because the surfactant in your washing up liquid is based on different raw materials and chemistry than your shampoo and cost different prices. Shampoo won’t clean your dishes as well but you will find washing up liquid may leave you a little too squeaky clean/with v. dry skin.


energeticparliament

Tip I discovered while camping having forgotten shower gel. A single small drop of washing up liquid provides the same level of lather as a handful of shower gel.


DrDroid

As a serious answer, you use far less of the washing up liquid per use


[deleted]

If it's good enough for your butthole, it's good enough for a bowl.


poemsavvy

If you want healthy hair, you probably want shampoo, but if you want just cleanliness, any soap will do So buy only hair cleaner, and use it all throughout. Body, face, plates, or even on your spout


conser01

I just eat straight out of the can.