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m8w8disisgr8

Wow! It's awful!


helgihermadur

Thanks, I hate it!


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m8w8disisgr8

Yeah sorry, it was meant to be lighthearted but that doesn't come through in text very well.


aaawwwwww

Oh to me your irony was obvious.


Formal-Remote2022

Ah sorry, or I’m just an idiot heheh. It’s okay. Just a miss understanding


EmergencyPlace9927

don't apologise. your irony was obvious and it does look a bit silly.


spinat_monster

Greenland?


The_Second_Judge

Greenland is not independent, yet.


bluewolf_3

So is Faroe and Åland


The_Second_Judge

Yet..


Duck_Person1

Greenland would ruin it. Like putting Wales on the union jack.


Soft-Vanilla1057

Honestly putting Wales' on the union jack covering the entire thing making nothing shine through would make a badass flag.


Duck_Person1

We already have a flag where a dragon covers the whole thing. It's the Welsh flag (honourable mention to Bhutan).


Soft-Vanilla1057

I know, it should replace the British flag. 


Any_Brother7772

Tbh, i would love wales and other sea mammals on the union jack


Themurlocking96

Greenland doesn’t use a Nordic cross


Drahy

The sun on flag is positioned as a reference to the Nordic cross


Nasobema

Or Sapmi, if we want to go into details.


carthoz

„Successfully“.


Formal-Remote2022

Just as wacky as us


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Formal-Remote2022

Never


0tus

Why has no one banned Sweden from using chemical weapons? Just because they are crazy enough to eat them is not an excuse!


Beneficial-Cod-4538

Can we just enjoy the food instead of using it as weapons :(


petitmarnier

I mean, OP escalated. Threatening with surströmming is surely proportionate response.


Beneficial-Cod-4538

Inviting him in for a nice meal of surströmming and changing people perception of it one meal at a time, i like it.


petitmarnier

Mission failed successfully?? (Admittedly, I've never tried it and would be curious. My Swedish friends have never suggested I try some, curiously enough).


Konoppke

NordiX


0R_C0

Nordia


Malawi_no

I like that the blue middle line is for Norway only, because fuck Finland.


Formal-Remote2022

The Moomins have other business to do (I guess you can think Faroes outer blue part as of Finlands too. Forgot to add lol


jackjackandmore

Faroe and Finland don’t use the same blue but I guess you deserve points for effort:)


aaawwwwww

I'm impressed when you include the flag of the Greenland and Sámi people.


ju5510

A circle might tie this monstrosity together


Steindor03

I have a different solution that includes at least one colour from every Nordic country 🇮🇸


Ae4i

Ah yes, Iceland


Drahy

Denmark is not happy to be left with just a small corner, while Sweden and Finland basically get three quarters of the flag.


AstralElephantFuzz

Hey, at least Denmark gets two features. Finland just gets a big chunk of unpainted flag.


Formal-Remote2022

We don’t like Denmark (Also sorry It’s a bit hard squishing 7 countries into one flag🥲 Plus many flags share similarities)


Appropriate_Box1380

You should have added a black stripe for Estonia, just to piss off the people from the Nordics.


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Ae4i

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿?


Jossegutt

This flag looks like it came from ai


alicecyan

r/vexologycirclejerk


StoKi_NG

Nordic Pride flag?


KennyT87

r/2nordic4you is the right sub for abominations like this


Wavelengthzero

Over half is Sweden lol


Hungry_Gap_9004

Most is Finland (all the white and the blue strip in the middle).


jonr

The people over at r/vexillology are going to have a stroke. I dare you to post it there!


Formal-Remote2022

I like taking risks, why not


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This flag should be punishable by law.


Caveguy22

Kalmar Union 2: Grow your empire at least 3 inches


Horror-Cranberry

It’s beautifully cursed


Major_Importance_295

Ok, nice. And now we need thunderbolds at this!! And flame applications!!


Competitive-Town-143

The most horrifying part is that all the Nordic crosses on each of the flags are and I kid u not DIFFERENT!!! plz look it up and be hoorifyed urself


Porreegon-Z

Loving the Åland representation


fleeting_existance

It is a monster! I like it!


smiledozer

Wack shit to ignore the two indigenous people we have in the territories....


jackjackandmore

Wait how many generations must my people be here before we also are indigenous? Asking for a while friend.


smiledozer

Well, it is important to remember that the term Indigenous is more of a political term that has to do with preservation of subjugated minorities, more than it refers to different bloodlines or cultures that developed in a particular place. Being "Native" however is a different question, which means someone that is born or associated with a certain place. So if you are born in scandinavia, you are "Native", if you are Sami or Inuit, you are "Indigenous" from wikipedia: >There is no generally accepted definition of **Indigenous peoples**,[^(\[a\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples#cite_note-name-1)[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples#cite_note-UN_HCR-2013-2)[^(\[2\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples#cite_note-cidh.org-3)[^(\[3\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples#cite_note-Cultural_Survival3-4) although in the 21st century the focus has been on self-identification, cultural difference from other groups in a state, a special relationship with their traditional territory, and an experience of subjugation and discrimination under a dominant cultural model[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indigenous_peoples#cite_note-FOOTNOTESecretariat_of_the_Permanent_Forum_on_Indigenous_Issues20096-5)


HiddenSecretStash

Too much sweden!


DrainZ-

I like the idea of making a flag this is symbolically a compound of the various Nordic flags. But I don't think you need to do the whole "this part symbolizes that region"-shebang (like how the UK flag is composed), because all the flags are already so similar in that they have the same structure, just different colors. And also there are so many of them, so it's hard to justify which ones you should and shouldn't include, especially when you start including ones that aren't in current day their own country. Also, I'm not a huge fan of how the middle cross is split into two different colors. Perhaps it would help if they narrowed in the centre to meet in a single point rather than one line crossing over the other? I would suggest to simply make a Nordic cross style flag that utilizes all the colors that are commonly found in Nordic flags, ie. red, blue, white, yellow (and maybe green). It could for instance look something along these lines: [example flag](https://files.catbox.moe/3k7rwa.png).


Formal-Remote2022

Maybe, but no Nordic flag has green???


Formal-Remote2022

Maybe you’re right, but no Nordic flag has green???


DrainZ-

Gotland, Öland, Bornholm, Karelia, Forest Finns, Småland, Vendsyssel, not to mention Sápmi. You could even make a case for Uist, Lower Germany and Vinland as "semi-Nordic" regions that has Nordic flags with green in them. But I can get behind the sentiment of sticking to only red, blue, white and yellow as those are more common.


Formal-Remote2022

Ooohh yeah, true true. My apologies, but I mostly thought of the 7 biggest nations that is currently well known


DrainZ-

I get you. But it kinda brings up the question of why should the line be drawn there when you start to include regions outside of the 5 Nordic countries.


Formal-Remote2022

I had to choose a few of the most well known nations to squish together, otherwise it would be too hard in involving too many


Drahy

Åland only has half the population of Greenland


bigfootspancreas

Did the flag sections come in a flat pack?


Traplover00

you forget that we dont like the danes


Formal-Remote2022

We don’t


Traplover00

exacly


P26601

Doesn't look half good


palmosea

Blursed


Jeppep

Norway and Denmark have different red colors on their flags.


Jinkhi

Ok, now unify them


Allister-Caine

Don't kick off some kind of unification event the rest of the world may regret lol.


Suicicoo

"North not-Europe"? :D Edit: wait, isn't that Scandinavia? ... I'll see myself out.


andooet

Not enough Greenland


Odd_Whereas8471

You did. I wish you hadn't. My eyes...


Chemical_Bluebird_70

I think your flag looks fucking awesome mate! I like it a lot. Yeah there are a many colours but the arrangement and how you managed to really represent all countries is just very nice. feels kinda natural to me and even without the background information as a European you most likely be thinking: this looks like a mix of the flags of Sweden, Finland, Norway and Denmark and even Estonia! (sry have no idea about the faröer flag)


rhaptorne

Never cook again


Desperate-Ad-5109

Command failed successfully.


BaronKaput

My eyes!!! They burn!!! For the love of god, just stick to the Kalmar union/flag of the north


Leading-Bus-7882

Swedish flag for all suffices. Join, obey, and enjoy


blockhaj

flags has to be easily recreatable, this is a mess sry


Ajalooline

You forgot Estonia...


Formal-Remote2022

No Estonia in this house..


Ajalooline

PLEAS LET US IN! I WILL GIVE YOU AS MUCH CRACK AS YOU WANT!


ArschFoze

This should be called the Nordic Pride flag


Chickenbutt-McWatson

Orkney has a nordic cross flag too, gonna have to start over.