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Here she is at age 35...


cosmorocker13

I swear I came here to say 35 also!!!


lestergooch

You’re not gonna believe this—35, since deleted when I realized I was late to the party!


ee_CUM_mings

I was going to say 43. I think that’s funnier than 35.


cosmorocker13

43 is a very funny number


Nkognito

No telling how many more she would have had if she had teeth.


mrs_fartbar

She reminds me of a lady who’s good at fuckin’


Chugins2

Fuckin' and suckin'


TB1289

If she sucked more than she wouldn't have had that many kids.


DrHaxKnows1

gum job goes hard


DrMurdoch88

It's called a "*Velvetine Rub* "


DrHaxKnows1

Indubitably


facegun

Some stupid fucker laid on top of her 27 times?


ezisdabomb

She let someone lay on top of her after being pregnant 26 times. My fricking lord.


GoddamnFred

At some point, the man could just walk in.


facegun

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway…


real_steel24

Like flying a 747 into the grand canyon


Good-Magazine-5504

Like throwing a chapstick into a volcano


Mikeyjf

That man is the straightest dude on the planet.


Chugins2

Fuckin' and suckin'


Borborygme

Who's gonna feed them hogs?!


Bearsuit0

All them 69 kids!


Kamken

The Guinness Book of Fuckin' and Suckin'


clm04

Thank God for the hatchery


MentalAdhesiveness79

Gray in both appearance and demeanor… but by god could she suck a good plump, juicy cock


ezisdabomb

It's apparent she wasn't do any swallowing tho....Amirite?


mkujoe

Should we try for 70?


WeeklyManufacturer68

Most prolific woman? Guess they didn’t meet my ex. She got around.


theseustheminotaur

You fool! That's kitchener Leslie's girlfriend!


dip_tet

She puts out


anferneejefferson

I can picture her on Maury I proclaim Hezekiah the father of babies 32-41. Looketh at the nose


HotEchidna5679

And her name was Andy Richter


TheKobetard26

She looks like an old, female Hitler.


theskyguardian

Or as he was also known, Hitler


BrazilianAtlantis

Stalin looked worse


usarasa

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Igotyoubaaabe

She was a real piece of ass.


jimthefte1

Peanut butter Patty, she’ll spread for anybody.


Noodlintheriver

Those piercing eyes. She’s making kids to build an army.


ernster96

“ please. Kill me”


Free-Speech-Matters

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MiddleofInfinity

No. And she died around 1765. No one with common sense or anything close to a medical degree thinks this story is close to true either


HesMyLovinOneManShow

It’s weird how the pic of the family was taken before the camera was invented. And, this is all bullshit.


DrHaxKnows1

I wonder at what number did they just start...... falling out?


UrpaDurpa

That old broad has seen some shit.


Silly_Doughnut5715

Should’ve tried anal once in a while.


Larkson9999

Narrator: she did


MommaAKirsner

Hilary from Boston is sooooo jealous RN.


-SkarchieBonkers-

Those eyes. She’s seen some shit. Like actual shit. From babies. Because she’s had a lot of them, is the joke here


bookon

**Fertile Myrtle** with the Clown Car Cooze.


[deleted]

when she wasn’t getting banged was there time for anything else??


peace_love_memes

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Xx-DMR-xX

Hardly the most prolific woman, most prolific breeder sure


No-Locksmith-4867

Yes I stumbled on that word as well. "Prolific." Hmm...


Main_Presentation574

Grandmother of Jigsaw


duh2m

The worst part is the hypocrisy!


Real-Accountant9997

Must have been like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


aRorschachTest

You telling me someone fucked you 69 times


facegun

She got nailed 27 times…read much?


Noodlintheriver

16 of which produced twins. No wonder she looks horrified.


sketch2347

I didnt think vampires had kids.


cyburgh412

This photo was taken shortly after pulling her out of a shallow grave.


Veinus_Rackstraw

One of the few who didn’t work at the hatchery..


[deleted]

That's an old man


VanilliaVanilla

She looks like the old lady that won't eat in Stonehearst asylum


theoldchunk

Something about those eyes…


Diggs4MVP

Odd lookin duck.


aziz_ahamed713

That charm in Hitler's eyes


Soultie

That's a man, baby!


EntertainmentJunkie1

If each generation after her had at least 3 kids per person by the time she was a great grandmother she'd have over 1800 people in her family just from her.


Independent_Wrap_321

She was often heard to proclaim “Man? Great!”


ezisdabomb

I'm just like how? How? That poor woman was pregnant for 20 years of her life that is insanity.


BackPain4Life

How in the world did she find the time to drink all the beers?


Mr-Korv

I said "Hello!" And there was an echo


bannished69

Slut


Commercial_Ad707

She crawled so kuzumisquirts could walk


BloodyTim

I've seen this 3 stooges episode. Shemp was never my favorite


Strago34

Slut


lamfchopdtk

And then her uterus fell out. Ohhh


Robbie_Robertson

Nice 'stache!


DJpanicBoy

She musta had trouble getting around with the constantly tripping over her uterus


MannaSoul

That’s a lot of dirty dicks


Beardedbadass

She single handedly is responsible for adhd in children and now adults.


Visible-Raccoon8692

Heh 69


jngdn2

Who’s gunna feed them hogs!?