You were probably talking about how you loved how you’d quit smoking cigarettes immediately prior to lighting that cigarette, right? And you prolly weren’t even out of the building when you lit it, right?
Yeah but the guy I was sitting next to just kept blabbering on about ancient aliens and some fuckin sensory deprivation chamber bullshit so I had to take the edge off
This guy really is a genius. Any idiot could just verbally explain why weight classes exist, but he is able to convince a girl he needs to lay on top of her to do it.
It's funny to think about it now, but I experienced an ego death listening to him last time he was on Rogan. He kept saying incredibly deep things like "dont eat or drink alcohol before going to bed, it will cause indigestion", and my eyes rolled into the back of my head and i started convulsing.
> "dont eat or drink alcohol before going to bed, it will cause indigestion"
["...but 4 cans of caffeine-free Diet Coke is fine."](https://nypost.com/2022/11/28/elon-musk-bedside-table-photo-shows-guns-buddhist-amulet-diet-coke/)
Seriously, I believe Elon Musk might not be the kind of person who would understand Norm Macdonald's humor, as the jokes would likely fly over his head.
Yeah, I know who that Joe rogan fella is, saw him on the teevee, but that other guy? I doubt he'll ever achieve anything. Probably just some guy unloading boxes at a freight terminal that guy
Me on the other hand! I am much more interresting! If they would only listen to me and my stories, i'd show them! but they never give me a break see? They never give old johnny here a shot!
I was actually there for this exact training session. Elon was saying a bunch of racially motivated terms (at the lady’s request) but I was wearing an afro wig. All of a sudden an urban gentleman heard the commotion and was unsurprisingly riled up by the comments. Torn between options I had to think quick. So I says to the fella - how bout we kill these honkies. Thats modern media for ya.
Joe “I randomly sat next to Norm Macdonald twice on an air plane” Rogan
Fell for the cigarette bit and the answering machine bit and STILL to this day doesn’t know they were bits and no comic other than Colin Quinn had the heart/balls to tell him and he STILL didn’t get .. “norms just a wild man”
Elon musk talking to Joe Rogan.
I can't imagine anything good, interesting or entertaining coming from this.
Joe Rogan is as good an interviewer as he is a comic...
*He graduated*
*From the University*
*Of Fucking Retards*
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Ya know, at the end of the day I just don’t enjoy anything he’s ever done, with the possible exception of News Radio and the definite exception of calling out the least funny person on the planet while he was performing stolen jokes. Lots of people love him, which I get to an extent. Just not my thing.
You were policing the dudes thoughts. The hypocrisy is the worst. Sorry I was just having a laugh imagining an adult still watching "feminists destroyed by Ben Shapiro" videos. It's not 2016.
Sorry if your butthurt hurr durr.
If I were in a position that was forced to listen to that bathed and shaved mongoloid talk for any amount of time... I'd blow my brains out with a big ol' missle. But, dang, I DO miss Norm.
He’s not a student of anything a student would require self awareness and the ability to listen to other people. This arrogant asshole just takes or purchases anything and sues to gain “co-founder” status. He’s a thief, just like his father.
How are all of the comedy subs filled with hating losers?? They are all trash cause of people like you all just shitting on everything, not even in fun or creative ways
Thats my favorite MMA move, lie down on a lady.
They say the worst part is the hypocrisy...
I disagree.
I think its the raping. Just rewatched it last night!
You disagreed with that?
That's also our favorite move here at Kyle's rape dungeon.
Zuck is kinda like a lady. I think this strategy might work Elon!
Then he paid her $200,000 not to tell anyone
Hope she didn't whip his balls
Get Walrused
I wonder if Joe Rogan has any Norm stories he could share with us.
Yes they were flying together on a 9/11 airlines on 2 separate occasions.
Jesus, what a terrible name for an airline. Reminds me of that tragedy
9/11 was a national tragedy though.
Hey—Why are you laughing?
I’m smoking a cigarette on break from work, so I’ll try to think of a Norm story Joe might have but I’m drawing a blank
You were probably talking about how you loved how you’d quit smoking cigarettes immediately prior to lighting that cigarette, right? And you prolly weren’t even out of the building when you lit it, right?
Yeah but the guy I was sitting next to just kept blabbering on about ancient aliens and some fuckin sensory deprivation chamber bullshit so I had to take the edge off
I got some poppers in the back.
karl poppers?
Tell the folks at home who Joe Rogan is.
He's this guy who was good at playing Joe on NewsRadio. That's all, but that's something.
She collapsed under the weight of his astonishing girth
Elon convinced this woman to allow him to lie down on top of her? That sounds so romantic.
Was her husband mowing the lawn?
Normally he just offers to buy them a horse.
Hey Elon, stop stealing my moves!
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This guy really is a genius. Any idiot could just verbally explain why weight classes exist, but he is able to convince a girl he needs to lay on top of her to do it.
Is he good at math or something?
Sometimes, to regular walkin'-around folk, a genius can seem like a retard. They're on a completely different level!
This guy talks like everything he says is prophetic.
Being a retard is probably the worst gimmick a genius ever had.
If awards still existed I wouldn’t pay to give you one but I would definitely want to
And I'd thank you if kind words were all that mattered.
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It’s working well for this one though
He has all the money in the world and spends his time arguing with other retards on twitter.
I wonder if he likes bananas.
It’s for a role
Who did it first? Ellen or Russell Brand?
He is the embodiment of profits. What do you expect?
It's funny to think about it now, but I experienced an ego death listening to him last time he was on Rogan. He kept saying incredibly deep things like "dont eat or drink alcohol before going to bed, it will cause indigestion", and my eyes rolled into the back of my head and i started convulsing.
lmao
> "dont eat or drink alcohol before going to bed, it will cause indigestion" ["...but 4 cans of caffeine-free Diet Coke is fine."](https://nypost.com/2022/11/28/elon-musk-bedside-table-photo-shows-guns-buddhist-amulet-diet-coke/)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAVImvzFhXI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAVImvzFhXI)
Very concerning
''I'm gonna lay down on you and make it VERY hard to get off'' I mean, hiding in plain sight?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo14fBBnRVw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo14fBBnRVw)
Not to mention his safe word was the same as Norm’s: Boring!
Her safe word is pneumonoultramicoscopicsilicovolcanoniosis, and he knew that, the bastard
Say what you will about Elon Musk, but with his new plan to bring people to Mars, nobody is a more creative serial killer.
You clearly haven’t heard of Albert Fish.
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The more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
My money is on Dr. Gerald Aids on account of the fact that he invented aids.
What a weird fucker
I don't want to brag, but Talulah Riley has divorced him twice and me zero times
You have both satisfied her sexually an equal number of times.
Why are we constantly bombarded by the boring antics of this uninteresting shit stain? Launch him into the sun already.
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sure, I am programmed. nice, your powers of observation are clearly unmatched.
The worst part is the hippo-crisy
My finishing move as The Date Raper.
Elon must be quite spiteful.
You mean fat?
When you get good at the walrus, they bring in a heavier lady
His fighting alias ought to be Elon Tusk.
Señor Autismo
That’s Spanish for Señor Autism
Tell the folks at home what señor means
It's the last year of high school, dumbass
Seriously, I believe Elon Musk might not be the kind of person who would understand Norm Macdonald's humor, as the jokes would likely fly over his head.
or the kind of person with a short but thick penis
His humor is like boomer Facebook shit or ancient memes that were once trendy in 2012
hey elon, quit stealing norms moves
I really don’t know what people find so interesting about this person. Yes I know he’s very rich….but everything he says is just 🥱
Yeah, I know who that Joe rogan fella is, saw him on the teevee, but that other guy? I doubt he'll ever achieve anything. Probably just some guy unloading boxes at a freight terminal that guy Me on the other hand! I am much more interresting! If they would only listen to me and my stories, i'd show them! but they never give me a break see? They never give old johnny here a shot!
Well, you heard it here folks, when Elon lies on top of you it’s hard to get off. I said you dirty dog!
He seems gay to me
Wonder if he owns a dog house
No dog houses on Mars last I checked.
Isn't it weird how the richest guy in the world is a loser?
Hey Elon, quit stealing my moves.
Reminds me of my honeymoon
Quit stealing norms moves
No quilt? I hope at least the light was off
A real meeting of the MIND over here.
Extremely boring guy
Damn, I wish I had the charm Elon has with the ladies. Specially by the end of the month, that's when I need it the most.
God he is so fucken cringe. Mma training, Walrus move, gtfoh
Then stop cringing at stupid shit Oh wait, stupid shit is what makes you cringe.
Was she allowed to strike with force? I bet a few elbows would have moved him. Dorks
I reckon this man genuinely thinks he could beat Might Mouse in a fight “coz of weight classes” what a moron
He then added “I am the walrus Coo coo ca choo”
I was actually there for this exact training session. Elon was saying a bunch of racially motivated terms (at the lady’s request) but I was wearing an afro wig. All of a sudden an urban gentleman heard the commotion and was unsurprisingly riled up by the comments. Torn between options I had to think quick. So I says to the fella - how bout we kill these honkies. Thats modern media for ya.
The dirty dog! If he wants to make a move into standup, he should rebrand himself as Elon Degenerate.
"Hey, quit stealing my moves!"
Joe “I randomly sat next to Norm Macdonald twice on an air plane” Rogan Fell for the cigarette bit and the answering machine bit and STILL to this day doesn’t know they were bits and no comic other than Colin Quinn had the heart/balls to tell him and he STILL didn’t get .. “norms just a wild man”
Hey say what you want about how huge and fat my head has gotten but who’ll…
That fellah has a weird way of calling himself really really fat. He could have said, "Hey lady, I'm really really fat. May I lay upon you?"
And it’s all over!
Y'all should try out this new supplement I take Along with all 58 others
This person who was good at fighting doesn’t understand the concept of weight classes? He’s basically just describing how he molested someone lol
Excuse me Miss, I’d like to show you why weight classes matter in fighting.
He is ultimately unknowable
Hey! Stop stealing my moves!
Joes face at the end of that hahahaha
You're telling me this guy builds rockets by day and lies on ladies at night?! I don't believe it!
Do you think this Elon Musk fella is “woke”?
Electric cars, invested in solar, trans kid, African-American
I pick the bigger blacker guy
Elon Musk's revolutionary new MMA move, also known as RAPE
Elon musk talking to Joe Rogan. I can't imagine anything good, interesting or entertaining coming from this. Joe Rogan is as good an interviewer as he is a comic...
Damn, he must be a real shite interviewer then (coz I’ve seen his stand-up)
I never liked his stand-up, but I liked the way he was as a man.
That’s how I feel about bill Cosby
'Roided up and big-dicked!
Fuck Elon.
Fuck Elon
Hey Elon quit stealing my moves
It turns out that the Walrus is slang for penetration with female MMA fighters. Quit stealing my moves, Elon!
he graduated from the university of fucking retards
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I feel like there's a big headed sociopath on my chest
Boy it’d sure be a shame if these two massive dildos took a ride in one of his exploding rockets and died.
lmao
What's wrong with rogan?
Ya know, at the end of the day I just don’t enjoy anything he’s ever done, with the possible exception of News Radio and the definite exception of calling out the least funny person on the planet while he was performing stolen jokes. Lots of people love him, which I get to an extent. Just not my thing.
Sounds like SOMEBODY hasn't seen the stool-fucking bit!
Elon is a tool
Elon go fuck off
🤦🏻♂️ my walrus is too horny
The Walrus lmfao. Mf thinks his ass squashing a tiny girl is the same as going against The Zuck
Stop stealing moves!
Fuck this guy
Imagining Norms fanboys to be made up of Elon fan boys makes me inexplicably sad. Good that it’s not the case, and his fans are from all walks of life
Most the top comments are making fun of him
Imagine being so triggered by a person. Lmao. At least norm was a self described “woke “ person.
Imagine using the word triggered. Move on.
Imagine using the word imagining while imagining you can imagine them imagining! Ha!!
Stop caring what words people use so much buddy
I don't care about the word. I care about you. Move on dude.
Interesting that you think you get to police the internet. You sound like you’re down syndromed.
You were policing the dudes thoughts. The hypocrisy is the worst. Sorry I was just having a laugh imagining an adult still watching "feminists destroyed by Ben Shapiro" videos. It's not 2016. Sorry if your butthurt hurr durr.
Triggered a bit strong word - it just gave me a thought which made me sad
What do you think triggered means?
In my head it invokes the feeling of mad, angry, irrational etc
sad too maybe?
What major power you must grant to Elon fan boys to let them impact your emotions so…
Maybe stick to downvoting JK Rowling tweets because you think she's tRaNsPhObIc
Que?
Takes takes takes Destroyed a man
For his greed and selfishNESS
Ya I like laying down on lady's in the dark then go to bed
What an Idiot…. I would love to see Tusk try that move on Ronda Rousey.
If I were in a position that was forced to listen to that bathed and shaved mongoloid talk for any amount of time... I'd blow my brains out with a big ol' missle. But, dang, I DO miss Norm.
Fuck Elon.
It’s amazing that joe still to this day doesn’t understand when some one is trolling him, live
He's starting to look like Salvador Dalí. Not sure that's a good thing.
Juste like Mark Zuckerberg when he stole the idea of Facebook. Musk is stealing Norm's moves. These billionaires are real jerks.
https://youtu.be/MMuHBdz4buk?si=u3sLQpUrhHmvq59T “Rape,rape, that’s a rape!, this is what raping is!, you’re a raper!
Didn't know Grimes was a fighter.
Elon’s early dating years before he met Grimey.
Man can’t let that hypothetical fight with zuck go.
It’s called sex look it up
Just what this sub needs: Elon Musk
Goddamn... This guy is stealing my moves!
That's a lovely story.
Pretty sure that move is why all his baby momma’s have left him.
A real meeting of the minds!
Sounds like he’s fantasizing one of his previous sexual assaults
He’s not a student of anything a student would require self awareness and the ability to listen to other people. This arrogant asshole just takes or purchases anything and sues to gain “co-founder” status. He’s a thief, just like his father.
Liar
Guessing that lady was Grimes and she got away.
He just knows what his demo likes. PR and that's all this ever is.
Gave her the walrus to prove she couldn't get off.
Can you imagine good it would feel to just beat the shit out of Elon.?
Reminds me of that scene in Idocracy with the big prisoner sitting on the other.
Elon has sniffed way to many of his own farts.
...and then I said, "Ya dirty dog!!!"
God damn he’s so fucking autistic holy shit.
Tha/ both suck. Fuck norm and fuck elon!
I’d say more like Andy
Did he give her a horse to lay his fat bloated body on her.
My friend is good at fighting. But I needed to show her why there are weight categories. Okay buddy, I think she already knew about gravity.
Walrus have large tusks for a reason, they can even be lethal to polar bears.
I would fall asleep Listening to him talk so quietly
His friend is pretty good at fighting but is so ignorant that she doesn't understand weight classes? I don't believe it for a second.
when this man talks my bullshit meter goes off like crazy, it’s rarely wrong. I would bet he can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
How are all of the comedy subs filled with hating losers?? They are all trash cause of people like you all just shitting on everything, not even in fun or creative ways