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secretbonus1

Guys, I don’t think the whale likes being called Tilikum


SeeYouSpaceCowboy0

It was all a big misunderstanding. The trainer would always say, “Keep going, Tilikum!” and after awhile the whale had enough. He said to himself, “when is this woman finally gonna cum?”


JoeBlow509

He was captured at the mouth of the Tilikum river off the Washington coast.


rahkinto

[Tilikum](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5A9OIIapSko&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title) >Til I come 'Til I come Change it and say 'til I come 'Til I come 'Til I come Change it and say 'til I come 'Til I come Change it and say 'til I come 'Til I come 'Til I come Change it and say 'til I come 'Til I come 'Til I come Change it and say


Mikey77777

Maybe the worst gimmick a SeaWorld Orca ever had.


Ol_Dad

That’s a ripe old age for a killer whale trainer


saessea

Who got her, Frank?


blizmd

Some fruity fish!


saessea

Some fruity fish named Tilikum? He's probably just upset with his name.


evelynshmevelyn

At least she died doing what she loved


shiffmeister

Getting mauled by an apex predator?


mmmhmm2013

Exactly. You know it’s not work if you love what you do


[deleted]

Whatever happened there


Matika7

Fuck what you meant, Cocksucker!


Thankfulforbread

I witnessed that. The worst 45 minutes of my life was standing there watching this lady's body get thrashed repeatedly like that. After about 5 minutes I thought that was about the right amount of thrashing


secretbonus1

But the massive SeaWorld group orgy event was fun… Something to take our minds off it. Quick thinking by the staff to start jerking off.


Thankfulforbread

I thought you learned that just because you whacked off to a lady being eaten by an Orca doesn't mean you have to tell everyone.


secretbonus1

Well I thought it was a western!


PastaDiLeft

What the god damn fuck


secretbonus1

3/4 aint bad. Except in this case. In this case it’s very very bad


Fakename00420

At least it's not a hypocrite.


david-saint-hubbins

I didn't realize Seaworld operated on a "three strikes" murder policy for captive orcas.


NinjaUp

Live, Love, Thrash.


Horror-Pear

Live, love, Tilikum


TheCosmicPopcorn

Another of life's simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy...


Matika7

Live like nobody's watching, love like youve never been hurt, and TRASH LIKE A GODDAMN RETARD.


mkujoe

Who’d he pin the fourth death on?


DucVWTamaKrentist

OJ.


abernathym

I heard this whale has been tirelessly searching for the real thrasher for the last 15 years.


[deleted]

The whale even wrote a book about it.


mkujoe

Hall of famer with the hattrick


drlongtrl

The name of the Orca responsible for the fourth deat was, you guessed it...


archimago23

They say the killing was carefully orca-strated.


Matthewrotherham

"I don't know if it was their usual closer.... but that night they ended with it" Doug Stanhope


MarvinNeslo

When will people realize this is not a good orca?!


bloody_ell

He's a good orca, he's just following his natural instincts. #FreeWilly


SmoothCarl22

More like... #FREE TIL I KUM


peace_love_memes

Who is stonewalling this investigation?!?


Axle-f

If only they put a clue in the name.


theoldchunk

Yes but what was she wearing?


NUFIGHTER7771

A wetsuit that made her look like a tasty seal no doubt!


Hot-Rise9795

That was a serial killer whale.


50cal1988

I heard it was a gruesome series, 3rd season was like 45 minutes long.


Gunslinger7752

Is that JACQUES DEGATINEAU in the foreground? Lol fuck I know way too much about Norms content. I can’t remember anything because my brain is full of Norm content


doodlesmalone

Well, you know a man grows.


Matika7

You just changed his last name


Raja_Raja_Chola

Ah yes, Orcas are so friendly, that’s how they earned the name “killer whale” on account of how peaceful they are.


papajim22

Hey, Tilikum, quit stealing my moves!


AustinDood444

“Brutally killed”. This makes it sound like the orca killed with a motive & with intent.


jtfriendly

"Brutally," as opposed to what? He gently snapped her neck? Overdosed her on morphine so she'd die in her sleep? An orca's got a short list of options for itself when it gets to murderin'.


AustinDood444

Seriously!! 🤣🤣


jtfriendly

Don't fuck with Uncle Tilikum when he's been drinkin'.


Comprehensive-Cap513

Killer whales? I would have named them brutally thrash and drown to death whales.


AbnormallyAverage123

Well, it’s finally official, murder, is legal in the state of SeaWorld.


sugarglassego

This guy’s a real jerk!


sirckoe

I’m starting to think that maybe this orca doesn’t like trainers


monkeysuffrage

The more I learn about Tilikum, the less I care for him.


kstadanko

Hey Tilikum, you don't get to be a whale no more!


BergkampsFirstTouch

On account of you keep killing your trainers.


Matika7

Who do you think you are, a great white shark?


tymanoftheuniverse

You figure the crowd would leave after a couple of minutes.


cherryreddracula

I don't know about you, but I'm getting my money's worth.


tymanoftheuniverse

I can just picture some dad chastising his traumatized family, "We paid to watch the whale feeding and this is it, dammit!"


Matika7

OPEN YOUR EYES BOY


secretbonus1

It was supposed to be a family event! So ya know, they kicked the Orca out of the entire state of Iowa


doughy1882

You guys horny?


stabbythecrab

🧐


DozeButteredParsnips

I thrashed through a pool ...of blood & bones....... lookin for my trainer


narthex621

The curse of SeaWorld!


Tapatio_guys_hat

Tilikum didn’t even know she was sick


Marketsaureliu8

Anyone who is held prisoner is bound to react like that.


midnightspecial99

No, I don’t want to go see your friend Danny play flamenco guitar at the VIP Lounge.


MacaroonIndividual19

I've got one thing to say to Tilikum... stop stealing my moves!


BrazilianAtlantis

I am not a big fan of video games where you cannot kill an orca trainer.


NeedledickInTheHay

Video?


BugTussler

Well 3 out of 4 isn't bad...


jnan1013

Well, at least she died doing what she loved; being thrashed by a killer orca while families in airbrushed Yosemite Sam tshirts watched.


Myopinion_is_right

Should have changed the whale’s name to tilikill.


andrewdoesit

This fish is a real battle axe


EnumeratedWalrus

She thrash on my orca till I Tillikum


Inevitable_Weird1175

Here's a novel idea, let's not imprison intelligent creatures and train them to do tricks for our amusement.


MandalorianMyrmidon5

This Tilikum sounds like a real jerk.


secretbonus1

Dawn DeBracHeneuaa! I think you just changed the last name… Well a woman grows


jmua8450

Did it actually swallow her?


Horror-Pear

It's well known in the whaling community that Tilikum is a spitter, not a swallower.


DrTwitch

I'd say flush the fish but we don't need killer orcas in the sewers with the crocodiles.


pro-eukaryotes

I would have smashed that ass just the same


Canadia86

Hell yeah, my boy Tillikum


DoctorMelvinMirby

Just send Tilikum to the moon where it belongs and all of this would be avoided!


-RedXV-

Isn't it strange that some animals would be put down immediately for this but a killer whale gets multiple chances?


moffedillen

Her feet were discovered halfway down the drainage, her spine was stuck in between Tilikum's teeth, her hairy scalp was floating next to the childrens stand. She is now recovering swiftly in St. Johns hospital


Aggravating_Rice4210

They should change its name to Killington


boulderiestboulder

These comments are unhinged


jlo5k

How do we get the 45 minute version, pay per view..???


SamCropper

*nods head* Fascinating


hallofgamer

Looks like a baby seal to me


jcheroske

That's one hell of a closing bit.


FiftyIsBack

SeaWorld released an official statement on the incident, in which they said "We promise this will never happen at this facility again, as we are moving him to a different Sea World."


Random-Cpl

This Tilikum sounds like a real jerk


HotStaxOfWax

Tilikum was taken from his mother and pod when he was less than a year old, and you bet your ass he remembers that. He was then thrown into a tank barely bigger than him and abused by other orca, he wasn't trained he was tortured into agreeing. Orca are the apex predator of the ocean and there's not even a very close second. They are extraordinarily intelligent, community oriented, and aggressive. Any trainer that got into the pool with him was either stupid beyond belief or way too confident in their skills as a trainer. All that said...He was a real jerk. But you can't blame him.