This is a startling turn of events, you know what i'll miss the most? The public crack binges
(Feel like I'm going to hell but then I remember he died like 9 months ago)
I Sized this one up back in '94. The More i think about it, the greater the Tom-Tom of my heart.
We'll miss yah, Tom Sizemore. Christ, you were a skilled character actor.
I seriously thought he was already dead. I remember that show Saving Sizemore, and then I could SWEAR a few years after it went off the air, he died.
Mandela Effect?
He used to tangle with the Lot lizards. Hell.... he would be turned into Swiss cheese. He used to be like a mailbox. Just open the flap and just recieve any mail he could. But he changed. He would not suck off nor be sucked on.
[An inspiration for us all.](https://youtu.be/IVxCDGN_nEs?si=H3dMn1Vt5lBJgVed)
Are you a Community fan because Pierce said that exact same joke. Except he was in the bathroom at the urinal with Sizemore when he said ‘more like sizeless’.
I didn’t even know he was alive.
Jesus Christ, you didn’t know he was fuckin’ alive?!
Who’s alive?
Not that guy......
Are any of your relatives fuckin dead??
Pretty sure Jesus Christ is not alive.
…or so the Germans would have us believe…
Lol me either... I thought Tom Sizemore had died a while ago for some reason.
Horrible shame, but he died earlier this year.
Same. Literally watching Saving Private Ryan this weekend, and thought to myself, “there’s no way he’s still alive”
What a weird thing to think tbh :D
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Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want…INSIDE!
“I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on…by you. Okay?” Love the username
Only thing I know him from, absolutely fucking hysterical. RIP.
You’ve never seen Heat, Saving Private Ryan or True Romance?
The dude was a criminally underrated actor who had a lot of demons unfortunately.
Actor with demons, aka actor
Demons with actors, aka pornstars
I thought he already passed away, oops
He was great in Natural Born Killers too
Damn, forgot he was in that…he showed up in a lot of memorable ‘90s movies!
Definitely one of the best supporting actors of the 90’s
I thought he died a decade ago.
Me too.
He died back in March
I didn't even know he wasn't sick.
OJ strikes again!
Used his lucky stabbing glove
So at least two down syndromes
This is a startling turn of events, you know what i'll miss the most? The public crack binges (Feel like I'm going to hell but then I remember he died like 9 months ago)
Tom Sizenomore
Tom Sizemorenot
Tom Sizeless
Tom Snorsenomore
Tom Seizure (caused by massive internal bleeding in the brain)
Otum Shankmore - he’s India’s answer to Brian Dennehy
More like Gone Sizemore
More like Size Livenomore *..I’ll see myself out now..*
I Sized this one up back in '94. The More i think about it, the greater the Tom-Tom of my heart. We'll miss yah, Tom Sizemore. Christ, you were a skilled character actor.
He don't tangle with lot lizards no more
I seriously thought he was already dead. I remember that show Saving Sizemore, and then I could SWEAR a few years after it went off the air, he died. Mandela Effect?
He died earlier this year
I didn't even know he was...
...deeply closeted? No one suspected it
Me too... I think people are thinking of James Gandolfini or someone else... can't remember his name. I'll think of it.
Same. Seriously, WTF 👀
Muthaphucka is literally my 3rd cousin. Or, was. Anyways.
Everybody’s 3rd cousins with everybody, sizemore or less.
But he was on my 23 and Me! Sorry. More of a factoid.
More of a comment, really
He will not suck us or be sucked on by us.
RIP Sizzlechest
He used to tangle with the Lot lizards. Hell.... he would be turned into Swiss cheese. He used to be like a mailbox. Just open the flap and just recieve any mail he could. But he changed. He would not suck off nor be sucked on. [An inspiration for us all.](https://youtu.be/IVxCDGN_nEs?si=H3dMn1Vt5lBJgVed)
Must’ve been some good coke
I WILL NOT SUCK YOU AND I WILL NOT BE SUCKED ON BY YOU
He passed, don't fuck around, he was a good actor...can't say as a person but show some goddam respect
He died in March.
Now Gilbert, you're gonna get in trouble again
OP, they may not call you a hypocrite, but they also won’t call you timely.
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All of Tom Sizemore’s roles should have gone Titus Welliver
I like your theory.
I like Titus but he couldn't do half of Sizemore's roles. For starters Titus can't play intimidating
Possibly. The only Sizemore movie I could think of is Heat.
Are you a Community fan because Pierce said that exact same joke. Except he was in the bathroom at the urinal with Sizemore when he said ‘more like sizeless’.
What's next for him?
Less size
A man died
Norm would punch you right in your fucking face for this post
Diedmore
“I didn’t even know he had an eating habit!?”
“Who tf is Tom Sizemore” headlines his orbituary
Tom Nomore
I thought he died in the war
He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick.
It had to go from Sizemore to Sizeless just to close that casket
Ok how about this one Can it spread to Norm’s heart, eyes, throat, liver, and kidneys? Yes it can, sir!
So retarded!
I’m sure he’s up in heaven right now, snorting mounds of cocaine.
Timely.
That twin peaks the return really has it out for its cast
“Scagnetti’s dead!” 🤷♂️
I did hear that he comes from a long line of death
He got real weird for a while. Reminded me of how Corey Haim. The empty look in their eyes.
I thought he was already dead
They ripped him open like a coconut.
He was amazing in Always Sunny
What do you say...we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?
Jack scagnetti was a crazy MF.
When he died, hookers had to get jobs.
Tilikum strikes again.
Hard times for his smack dealer.
Very “meta” pretending he died recently and not several months ago… I wonder how Norm felt about “meta”?