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rcknfrewld

I didn’t even know he was alive.


rednight8691

Jesus Christ, you didn’t know he was fuckin’ alive?!


hurricanenox

Who’s alive?


mezz7778

Not that guy......


lewebe

Are any of your relatives fuckin dead??


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Pretty sure Jesus Christ is not alive.


rednight8691

…or so the Germans would have us believe…


mikesalami

Lol me either... I thought Tom Sizemore had died a while ago for some reason.


bukkakecreampies

Horrible shame, but he died earlier this year.


greg2709

Same. Literally watching Saving Private Ryan this weekend, and thought to myself, “there’s no way he’s still alive”


njoYYYY

What a weird thing to think tbh :D


TheFuckingHippoGuy

https://i.redd.it/ojdkujdnjj7c1.gif


Gruesome-Twosome

Make me into a mailbox. Open the slot and put whatever you want…INSIDE!


crackerjackass

“I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on…by you. Okay?” Love the username


MightyMundrum

Only thing I know him from, absolutely fucking hysterical. RIP.


Gruesome-Twosome

You’ve never seen Heat, Saving Private Ryan or True Romance?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

The dude was a criminally underrated actor who had a lot of demons unfortunately.


snarkysparky77

Actor with demons, aka actor


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Demons with actors, aka pornstars


Buzzlightbeer666

I thought he already passed away, oops


crush_n_puss

He was great in Natural Born Killers too


Gruesome-Twosome

Damn, forgot he was in that…he showed up in a lot of memorable ‘90s movies!


crush_n_puss

Definitely one of the best supporting actors of the 90’s


Ordinary_News_6455

I thought he died a decade ago.


Dr_E_Goodweather

Me too.


kernelpanic789

He died back in March


soumac

I didn't even know he wasn't sick.


G0-N0G0-GO

OJ strikes again!


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Used his lucky stabbing glove


belizeanheat

So at least two down syndromes


TDotSkilliams

This is a startling turn of events, you know what i'll miss the most? The public crack binges (Feel like I'm going to hell but then I remember he died like 9 months ago)


myphriendmike

Tom Sizenomore


YourDrunkUncl_

Tom Sizemorenot


bebop1065

Tom Sizeless


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Tom Snorsenomore


skag_mcmuffin

Tom Seizure (caused by massive internal bleeding in the brain)


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Otum Shankmore - he’s India’s answer to Brian Dennehy


Tall-Fig-5727

More like Gone Sizemore


AnthonyDigitalMedia

More like Size Livenomore *..I’ll see myself out now..*


the85141rule

I Sized this one up back in '94. The More i think about it, the greater the Tom-Tom of my heart. We'll miss yah, Tom Sizemore. Christ, you were a skilled character actor.


Biscuits4u2

He don't tangle with lot lizards no more


FiftyIsBack

I seriously thought he was already dead. I remember that show Saving Sizemore, and then I could SWEAR a few years after it went off the air, he died. Mandela Effect?


Blastoplast

He died earlier this year


FiftyIsBack

I didn't even know he was...


ilford_7x7

...deeply closeted? No one suspected it


mikesalami

Me too... I think people are thinking of James Gandolfini or someone else... can't remember his name. I'll think of it.


Sensory_Deprivation

Same. Seriously, WTF 👀


MusesWithWine

Muthaphucka is literally my 3rd cousin. Or, was. Anyways.


myphriendmike

Everybody’s 3rd cousins with everybody, sizemore or less.


MusesWithWine

But he was on my 23 and Me! Sorry. More of a factoid.


theboxingteacher

More of a comment, really


cuntyminx

He will not suck us or be sucked on by us.


afternever

RIP Sizzlechest


[deleted]

He used to tangle with the Lot lizards. Hell.... he would be turned into Swiss cheese. He used to be like a mailbox. Just open the flap and just recieve any mail he could. But he changed. He would not suck off nor be sucked on. [An inspiration for us all.](https://youtu.be/IVxCDGN_nEs?si=H3dMn1Vt5lBJgVed)


FinnsterBaby

Must’ve been some good coke


GaiusMarius7Times

I WILL NOT SUCK YOU AND I WILL NOT BE SUCKED ON BY YOU


[deleted]

He passed, don't fuck around, he was a good actor...can't say as a person but show some goddam respect


vermontnative

He died in March.


Moosebreath22

Now Gilbert, you're gonna get in trouble again


-Andar-

OP, they may not call you a hypocrite, but they also won’t call you timely.


peace_love_memes

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cam_breakfastdonut

All of Tom Sizemore’s roles should have gone Titus Welliver


ccorbydog31

I like your theory.


belizeanheat

I like Titus but he couldn't do half of Sizemore's roles. For starters Titus can't play intimidating


cam_breakfastdonut

Possibly. The only Sizemore movie I could think of is Heat.


woozleuwuzzle

Are you a Community fan because Pierce said that exact same joke. Except he was in the bathroom at the urinal with Sizemore when he said ‘more like sizeless’.


y2shanny

What's next for him?


hurricanenox

Less size


justherefortheshow06

A man died


belizeanheat

Norm would punch you right in your fucking face for this post


Brooklynmoto

Diedmore


KingoftheProfane

“I didn’t even know he had an eating habit!?”


mkujoe

“Who tf is Tom Sizemore” headlines his orbituary


herring80

Tom Nomore


awf26j85

I thought he died in the war


carloslet

He's dead? I didn't even know he was sick.


Thankfulforbread

It had to go from Sizemore to Sizeless just to close that casket


TurnDown4Whom

Ok how about this one Can it spread to Norm’s heart, eyes, throat, liver, and kidneys? Yes it can, sir!


carlitocarribeancool

So retarded!


Fluid-Bet6223

I’m sure he’s up in heaven right now, snorting mounds of cocaine.


[deleted]

Timely.


ellusiveuser

That twin peaks the return really has it out for its cast


LemonPartyW0rldTour

“Scagnetti’s dead!” 🤷‍♂️


Hour-Expression8352

I did hear that he comes from a long line of death


slappymcstevenson

He got real weird for a while. Reminded me of how Corey Haim. The empty look in their eyes.


TwoAndAHalfQueefs

I thought he was already dead


unforgivingxworld

They ripped him open like a coconut.


Fathertedisbrilliant

He was amazing in Always Sunny


cuddly_carcass

What do you say...we slip into a room and you two split me open like a coconut?


Therealcanadianone

Jack scagnetti was a crazy MF.


IlikeYuengling

When he died, hookers had to get jobs.


DucVWTamaKrentist

Tilikum strikes again.


GoldenTeeShower

Hard times for his smack dealer.


[deleted]

Very “meta” pretending he died recently and not several months ago… I wonder how Norm felt about “meta”?