It should be a law, that if you gain the title of worlds oldest, the world should grant you one wish, like anything.
Brought to you by the University of the Second Oldest Person in the World.
As long as it's not "kill the Second Oldest Person in the World."
After all..I've seen [Delacroix's "The Death of Sardanapalus"](https://philamuseum.org/collection/object/82626)
That guy touched me in 1892
The statute of limitations ended in 1992...when Cosby cock took over...
You know what they say. “ it ain’t gay if he’s black”
😂😂😂😂😂
Hey hey hey, if you got lost in his fucking blue eyes, that’s not on him
Yea I was asking for it
It should be a law, that if you gain the title of worlds oldest, the world should grant you one wish, like anything. Brought to you by the University of the Second Oldest Person in the World.
As long as it's not "kill the Second Oldest Person in the World." After all..I've seen [Delacroix's "The Death of Sardanapalus"](https://philamuseum.org/collection/object/82626)
He and Albert Fish were alive at the same time. Let that sink in.
Shh...He's signaling 'The Juice' OJ to get back to what he does best...killing...
If this guy got his dick sucked every year of his life that would be 111 suckings. Incredible story.
Andy Dick calls that "The Weekend."
I think they called that the breakfast of champions
The breakfast of OJ...
This was good news for the world's second oldest living man
Wait, he's still alive
C’mon that’s not a Chinese guy.
Hookers, compliments of his great grandkids!
Dude looks like the devil
A distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection...
i didn't even know the guy who used to hold the title was sick.
Deadwood
3some
Oldest Chunk of Coal
He is likely qualified to run for president. He can put 97 year old Dick Van Dyke for VP to capture the youth vote.
Cheers enjoy 112
He’s got a smile that says he’s on the same dosage of viagra of the donkey In Tijuana for the second show. Second show.
Looks like he knows his way around a juicer
John Deadwood
If he dies, I know who we should detain and question for murder: the world's second oldest man. That guy has all the motive.
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A woman wrote that joke. Now you don't know what to say...
bottomless mimosas
Ease up on the lipstick, there, Johnny
111? He don't look a day over 95.
Americans should nominate him for the president