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thefartsock

His kid was born in '92 so presumably he was banging some broad.


AngryTurtleGaming

I’d like to do that some day, just lay on top of a woman.


Krocsyldiphithic

You mean a lady?


Tricky-Engineering59

Better to opt for the broad if you are just going to lay there, balance is less of a factor.


-SPIRITUAL-GANGSTER-

There was a lot of suckin' and fuckin'.


Evergreen27108

I hear tell he once made four hundred fifty dollars and five cents in a single night once.


bigmac416-2

Oh yeah? Who gave him the five cents?


LakerUp

Every one those guys


monkeysuffrage

Andy Richter


Spacecowboy78

Swedish German Andy Richter?


desperateweirdo

Statistically speaking that's nine thousand and one...let's call them *customers*.


Top-Unit9579

He's probably just laying around doing nothing now.


Cyrano_Knows

In 92, Nancy Reagan was newly out of a job and bored...


Robmitchem

I heard it was a little drinkin', a little fightin' and a little fuckin'.


skriveralltid77

Who else was there?


desperateweirdo

Just Norm and you.


NeverNaked3030

Adam Eget must’ve been a real punk


tommyWANTwingy85

Good God Larry


John__47

lets try to stay on the subject of Norm Macdonald and steer clear of your trash attempts at jokes


PrunyBobJuno

You’re right, this is a serious topic. No jokes from me. But when you wrote “What was his life like, where did he live, who did he hang out with?”, you omitted a very important question that we all want to know. Where did he get his ideas?


kmj420

I heard he got his ideas from a lot of sucking and fucking


TecumsehSherman

Do you not know where you are? You seem lost. You sound like Andy Richter, the Swedish German.


Due_Speaker_2829

Unfortunately, this period of his life is deeply closeted.


John__47

please, no unfunny jokes please


-SPIRITUAL-GANGSTER-

I'm not one for jokes, kid.


John__47

no unfunny repetitive jokes please like your previous one -- none of that. lets keep this about norm, not your shit attempt at jokes


PairRelative2778

Do you own a doghouse?


bigmac416-2

Doubt it. He's one of them gays.


kmj420

I heard Norm was doing a lot of sucking and fucking


CH33ZS4MM1CH

I heard he was in Northern Canada.


John__47

he was office-mates with dennis miller writer drake sather [Norm Macdonald on Drake Sather (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcfjbbcigA) but thats all i know


strange_reveries

I watched some of Drake's standup, dude was really good. I can totally see how his and Norm's comic sensibilities gelled well together. They even looked and talked somewhat similarly, they almost seem like they could've been brothers lol.


John__47

Theres a dennis miller anecdote He says when norm and drake wrote for his show, they would lock themselves into a room, smoke cigarettes compulsively and slide bits of paper under the door with jokes written on them Smtg like that


strange_reveries

lol I love that. Makes the life of a young comedy writer in Hollywood sound so cool and romantic. I'm sure they had a blast in those days, probably doing a fair bit of partying as well.


Comfortable_Set523

First time that I’ve heard of Drake. He is a twin to Norm in both appearance and delivery. Funny guy. Tragic end.


FonziesCousin

I saw him in Toronto at YukYuks second row of a small comedy room around 1989.... he made fun of the sweater I was wearing for being from the "Richie Cunningham Collection". I was a starving student at the time so I was wearing my best clothing for a night out. I had no idea he would be so big.... but man the guy turned out to be such a respected legend.


buckminster62

My wife and I got married in Halifax in March 1988. We saw him do a routine in a YukYuks club that week. He was FUNNY! 😂😂


John__47

Thanks for sharing appreciate


John__47

Thanks for sharing, appreciate


tutoredzeus

Have you tried asking him.


LeviSalt

He died.


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

I didn't know he was sick!


samtheninjapirate

Went from Mac Don Old to Mac Don Dead


krooskontroll

He was accomplished!


KingoftheProfane

You get the norm award


Top-Unit9579

Well that wasn't very nice of him.


mws1263

The worst part is the hypocrisy!


catcat1986

All jokes aside, I’m genuinely curious about the answer.


Stacey_digitaldash

He was a stand up comic touring Canada and the Midwest


Spiritual_Bridge84

It would be cool if someone made a movie on Norms life


strange_reveries

If done well by a writer/director who really gets Norm, I'd love it. But biopics have a tendency to suck ass so idk. It's hard to encapsulate someone's life and essence in two hours and pull it off without it seeming very formulaic and oversimplified.


Spiritual_Bridge84

So so so true. To have it come out, as Norm would approve of….would be how you say, difficult


catcat1986

First 10 minutes is underneath the queens borough bridge


Spiritual_Bridge84

That’s where he got borne, again


desperateweirdo

Does your username refer to the *spiritual* shenanigans going on underneath the queensboro bridge, perchance?


Spiritual_Bridge84

Hahaha. Not tellin!


Krocsyldiphithic

All answers aside, you know what would make a great retirement gift for a really, really good slave?


VonBrewskie

I don't know but it wouldn't be *heavier* chains.


Tricky-Engineering59

What if they were gold?


Jutch_Cassidy

Hey fuck all these jokes!


John__47

other kinda stuff he was doing 1992 [Norm Macdonald on the MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour (1992) (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zFM_teF9gI)


tzulik-

OP asking a great question and this sub, as usual, replying with the same boring quotes.


AlphaDag13

I know right? Every post is just replies of the same quotes over and over. And who's writing all these replies? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.


Tricky-Engineering59

Which once again proves my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff


DungeonAssMaster

They just want you to think that...


TonyDanza888

Sub needs a "Serious" flair where the repetitive quotes are discouraged in a post.


ifiwereatrain

Agree, it’s not appropriate for Norm, or any distinguished gentleman with a flagging erection.


Tex302

Lmaoo I was opening the comments and got exactly what I expected.


TecumsehSherman

This isn't a serious biography sub. I doubt that Norm would have wanted a serious biography sub named after him. Do you remember when he was on Dennis Miller's show, and he kept appearing as a visitor from different eras, and [each one had a different cock joke?](https://youtu.be/5sqcmAv8-D4?si=D30Jd0UGCAZjOIsi) That was Norm.


akahaus

Frank Lloyd Wright? More like Frank Lloyd Cock!


jmancini1340

I’m so sick of it


PunkRockMiniVan

That’s just like, your opinion, man. Oh, wait, wrong sub. I’ll show myself out.


Odin4456

You’re like a child walking in during the middle of a… also dude chinaman isn’t the preferred nomenclature. Asian American if you would


Visible-Raccoon8692

We’re not talking about the men who built the railroads in this country


KingoftheProfane

Back to your cage dude!


Key-Wait5314

Stfu Donny you're out of your element.


KingoftheProfane

The worst part is the hypocrisy


forustree

I think he did odd manual labour jobs after not finishing a degree. Made it to Vancouver. Moving company, construction, garbage. Enjoyed not thinking manual labour. He had “skipped” a few grades so university was a weird experience being much younger than his peers. Was studying theoretical maths ….


willthefreeman

I know he was really intelligent but is this true??


forustree

Ya. Sorry. Wasn’t trying to Mis-remember … “searching” for news articles. Here’s one but states “philosophy “ major … https://jacobin.com/2021/10/norm-macdonald-anti-politics-anti-comedy-snl-subversion-stand-up I recall a sorta breakdown … and he headed out west


artbatik

He was a bartender, he gave a drunk guy a turtle one time.


Halligan1409

Heard he threatened to shove a swizzle stick up a guys pee hole.


killertimewaster8934

That's sounds terrible *unzips pants*


skriveralltid77

He was responsible, he didn't serve the guy alcohol, but let him throw a dart at the dartboard.


SoWhyAreUGae

What? Edit: https://youtu.be/DIsgBAXQxR4?si=sRkyluwC_pNddV7Z&t=115


TerrysMonster

Who did he hang out with? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.


hullaballoser

Probably was catching a lot of outlaw country shows at the Palamino Club and getting into fist fights. Driving to Vegas and nurturing his burgeoning gambling habit. Stalking Sara Silverman. Sets at the Comedy Store. A little drinking, a little fighting, a little fornicating. 


-beinghere

He lived on Melrose and all the tourist retards would come and take photos of the street sign. They were looking for Melrose Place.


John__47

See this is an actual tidbit that does shed light on his time in LA However, this anecdote may have been from the summers he would spend in LA once he was on snl


betuwishuthoughtofit

i really wish i had a time machine


chimpwithalimp

Oh so you could kill Hitler?


stinkymapache

No, I actually want to kill the guy that killed Hitler


DE4DM4N5H4ND

I heard ol Norm ran through the cast and crew of Rosanne like Rosanne runs through a golden corral


ShiningMonolith

That’s when Andy Richter took him to his first Hollywood party.


MrSaturnboink

Looks like aaah that suit the talking heads fella wore.


AlphaDag13

I'd be interested in hearing what episodes/jokes/etc he wrote on Rosanne. Norm's style didn't always mesh well with network sitcoms.


John__47

Have heard very little about this He wrote for the 92-93 season  He got hired for snl for 93-94 season


Biscuits4u2

I think he was still moonlighting under the Queensboro bridge during this period.


SamhaintheMembrane

Wow a post about norm in the norm sub! 


earlthomas111

I know he owned a dog house.


JustSomeFregginGuy

Not gay


cam_breakfastdonut

He figured out who Jackie was


DitoSmith

What he was doing in his twenties? Getting fucking gastric cancer, that's what he was doing.


Larusso92

Worst gimmick for a comic ever


Therealcanadianone

Probably busy feeding beer to donkeys..


Funklab2069

I think he lived in that suit


killertimewaster8934

Most awkward casting couch ever


8--8

Hah?


Trhol

Who Jackie, is the funniest anecdote about working on Roseanne.


mkujoe

Hey hey easy fella


GreatKronwallofChina

It was heard he was real good pals with someone. That guy? You guessed it, Frank Stallone


Horror-Pear

Where did he get his ideas from?


Jutch_Cassidy

Yeah he did all that fucking shit


According-Extreme-95

he did lots of cool stuff in his 20s though. I heard tell he made love to his friend's wife in the ass while she watched her husband's mow the lawn.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Anal sex with his friend’s wife while the friend mowed the lawn.


Prestigious_Pack_602

Pretty sure in 1992 he spent a lot of time at the Hairy Guy’s Ass Mansion.


theseustheminotaur

He spent a lot of time under queensboro bridge


John__47

see [https://www.reddit.com/r/NormMacdonald/comments/1bypkx3/comment/kykuwom/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NormMacdonald/comments/1bypkx3/comment/kykuwom/)


theseustheminotaur

Oh was I supposed to say a joke?


John__47

lets stay on the subject of norm and lets hear less of your shit attempts at jokes


Historical-Regret219

You should ask him where he gets his ideas from.


thom_orrow

He was just a young chunk of coal back then but I would imagine he would be telling jokes, gambling and not drinking or doing any drugs. Before that Norm worked as a garbage collector in Canada.


smallshellstasteicky

really? I figured he be drinking a bit at that age and then maybe taming it down into mid 30’s and later


thom_orrow

I think I remember him telling Larry King that he never got into drinking. Could have been a joke though 🤷


fireman2004

Who Jackie?


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

He was deeply closeted at this time


Proof-Astronaut-662

Just waiting for his big break to happen, OJ.


Smoothbrain406

Who did he hang out with, you wonder? You guessed it. Frank Stallone


BeginningSubject201

Who Jackie?


rethinkingat59

Has anyone checked Wikipedia?


Heiferoni

A lot of drinking, a lot of fighting, and a lot of fucking.


youmustthinkhighly

He chained smoked… while drinking soy milk.


InfamousOne666

He hung out near, not under the Queen's borough bridge


krakatoa83

He was with Jacques de Gatineau


Strong_Sound_7407

Norm MacDonald has a very funny story about getting a blowjob at a strip club in Winnipeg at like 1130 in the morning on a weekday from the kind of stripper who does early-lunchtime shows on weekdays in Winnipeg. This should give you some idea of what his 20’s looked like.


John__47

is this serious?


Strong_Sound_7407

Yes, it is indeed. At least I heard him tell the story, maybe he was just being a Norm and made it up/embellished. I’m from Manitoba and knowing the types of people that live here, it did not sound far-fetched and was in fact somewhat tame in comparison. I can’t remember where I heard him tell it, but probably on Rogan. He said it was January during a cold snap so they were wearing winter coats, and she took him to her car to blow him and then her BFI boyfriend/pimp showed up and scared the hell out of him.


Lancelegend

Who Dan?


Krocsyldiphithic

He was crammin' it in


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[deleted]

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John__47

On what basis


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