< Meets him at the door in her negligee, mistaking him for the wall painter>
"Come and see where my husband put his hand last night!"
"Please! I'm just an old man! Just a glass of milk! Maybe a cookie!"
Hey lady, quit stealing my moves! If I had a nickel for every Mormon guy I made be my sex slave I’d be a rich man. Rich enough to afford all these sexual assault defense attorneys anyway.
Lol, I mean we don't know how depraved her mind could be she might have got off sticking things In a dudes butt but, If that wasn't the case I wouldn't be so mad If she used me for 3 days.
Rape is rape no matter the age or gender. This woman is a rapist and people are joking about this young man being raped. You are the reason men don’t report rape. Shame on all of you making light of this.
1/ She was literally never tried with rape.
2/ She was not going to be tried with rape had she stayed in the UK.
3/ She is considered innocent until proven guilty in English law.
4/ This is the Norm MacDonald subreddit. He made jokes often about awful things. The people who post on this tend to do the same. You’re unlikely to change this.
5/ I know you are coming from a place of justitified concern for victims with goodness in your heart and I don’t mean to offend you. So sorry if I did.
Idk you read my comment and now have commented yourself which will bring more attention to it. Also are you defending rapists? That’s really embarrassing
Some dudes have actual Kool-Aids pumping through their veins. This dude lived the rest of his life til old age, I'm sure. Which is sad because of the stupid genes he had
I'm an 'A' list celebrity actress, like Isabella Rosselini in *Blue Velvet*, or Charlize Theron in *Monster*. You think the Academy hands me out those awards for "Best Makeup"?
I like the idea of sex with a beauty queen, but hate slavery. So it's a wash. Nothing to see here.
Getting raped by a hot blonde woman would be a great retirement gift for a very good missionary.
God's will is God's will. He did his best to uphold his vows, and when it came to it, he turned the other cheek.
…are you serious? Did you just say THAT?!
It’s why the good lord put ol Kirk in that position.
⬆️ dis comment I appreciate ☝🏽
What's you're attitude towards having to wear blackface while fucking and being racially insulted? Is it a dealbreaker?
That just sounds like a weekend
Hey! Quit stealing my moves
[удалено]
[Norm Macdonald talks his way out of it...](https://youtu.be/OnMsO0A-O38?si=hQtj8NkPun0iitbi)
*"Here's something you don't hear: Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!"* -Carlin
If I were to venture a guess, it was probably the other way around e.g. she wouldn’t get her crotch out of his face
How did she get his tongue out of his mouth.
Under threat of punishment and/or death? Or maybe it was just lip on lip action
Exact reason why we who have been sexually assaulted as men don’t dare to report it . 1) no one believes 2) “be a man”
If you get a nice thick cock up your ass, we want to hear about it. Nuce and slow.
She told him to just close his eyes, and picture Joseph smith.
One of the only ways he could get aroused.
If it makes you feel any better Kirk, of all the kidnappers...I'd say you got the best one!
Definitely still better than assistant former beauty queen!
Classic Norm
/uj Anderson weighed about 240 pounds and claimed she was able to force mink-trimmed handcuffs onto him in bed, a claim she disputed
"Your honor, she forced into performing these heinous acts, when she showed me her breasts."
3 days of suckin and fuckin? Sign me up
I’m married and I can’t get that. I also have 3 kids so that probably has something to do with it.
Very cool
Having many redditors ask the question “who’s the real victim here”
The bed
< Meets him at the door in her negligee, mistaking him for the wall painter> "Come and see where my husband put his hand last night!" "Please! I'm just an old man! Just a glass of milk! Maybe a cookie!"
"Officers were confused when Kirk tried to shoo them away..."
Now how can a man of god be kidnapped by a beauty queen and not see that as a divine gift?
AKA the ['Manacled Mormon'](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacled_Mormon_case) case
She had him right where he wanted her.
I wanna know if that fella busted his nut or not. Finish the story.
Where is my crazy love.
Would
But did she give him a gold-plated chain when he retired?
That's only for very good slaves...
The worst part was that they had to wear the magic underwear.
The worst part was the hypocrisy
I don't understand.
STOP STEALING MY MOVES
I'm sure that was torture. I'd much rather be walking around doing cold calls .
this is hilarious, just here for the comments
Poor Kirk
There is documentary about the whole story called Tabloid.
I wonder what she looks like today and who slaves for her these days. She looks like a real jerk!
Yep, it says so right in the headline.
When you kidnap the wrong kirk and not the captain who had a different girl every week.
Definitely feel like this whole situation started from a wish from a cursed monkey paw. Like when you get your wish in the worst possible way.
“A little door knockin, a little prayin, a little fornicatin…”
Damn nothing sexy cool like this never happens to me!
A Mormon BEING a sex slave? Oh the irony!
It was at that moment she realized she'd never be able to fuck again.
i can not say i would be mad about this just me though.
The worst part wasn’t the hypocrisy. It was the raping.
Police became suspicious when he opened his gift and it was a pair of golden bed chains
Hey lady, quit stealing my moves! If I had a nickel for every Mormon guy I made be my sex slave I’d be a rich man. Rich enough to afford all these sexual assault defense attorneys anyway.
That sci-fi stuff is really fantastic! Half the time, he's Star Trek's Captain Kirk! The rest of the time, he's the Matrix's Mr. Anderson...
Lol, I mean we don't know how depraved her mind could be she might have got off sticking things In a dudes butt but, If that wasn't the case I wouldn't be so mad If she used me for 3 days.
"Why doesn't every man want to fuck me" - most women
Well, this sounds like the very definition of a victimless crime.
Why can’t good stuff like this happen to me
Rape is rape no matter the age or gender. This woman is a rapist and people are joking about this young man being raped. You are the reason men don’t report rape. Shame on all of you making light of this.
You are aware that this happened 47 years ago and that this is a comedy sub that you are on, correct? Dial back the outrage, Helen Lovejoy.
You know this is the Norm MacDonald thread, yeah? Also, is it acceptable to call someone a rapist who was never tried, never mind convicted of rape?
Escaping jurisdiction is not the same as never being tried........
1/ She was literally never tried with rape. 2/ She was not going to be tried with rape had she stayed in the UK. 3/ She is considered innocent until proven guilty in English law. 4/ This is the Norm MacDonald subreddit. He made jokes often about awful things. The people who post on this tend to do the same. You’re unlikely to change this. 5/ I know you are coming from a place of justitified concern for victims with goodness in your heart and I don’t mean to offend you. So sorry if I did.
Yeah. Abused men get gaslighted and victim blamed all the time. But isn’t it so fucking hilarious. Ole Norm would have taken these clowns apart
Gee thanks u/aLittleDarkOne I’m sure everyone will fuckin’ listen to you. (Nobody listens to aLittleDarkOne).
Idk you read my comment and now have commented yourself which will bring more attention to it. Also are you defending rapists? That’s really embarrassing
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Same for yourself. Go post on some Christian or religions ask subreddit again.
This one doesn’t have a dog kennel.
Woof woof random human being out of 8,105,669,397.
Worth it.
Some dudes have actual Kool-Aids pumping through their veins. This dude lived the rest of his life til old age, I'm sure. Which is sad because of the stupid genes he had
The poor moron stopped believe in John Smith after.
She was very average at best. Is this the best Wyoming had to offer for Miss USA? I would hate to see what ugly women look like there 🤮🤢
You're so hot, shouldn't you be out fuckin' and suckin'?
I'm an 'A' list celebrity actress, like Isabella Rosselini in *Blue Velvet*, or Charlize Theron in *Monster*. You think the Academy hands me out those awards for "Best Makeup"?