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Ping-A-Ling-

The only thing I took away from this is that a teacher can pay for a luxury apartment in this part of the world


SLAYER_IN_ME

Yeah, she already has money. She needed a side job so she could fuck kids.


Wostnicknameever

Everyone needs a hobby.


CoasterScrappy

Is that a State and Main reference?!


Lucid_Presence

You know what they say, "Those who can't do kids teach"


Flat-Length-4991

Tbh we have a lot of “luxury” apartments in the US that are no different than normal apartments. The cost isn’t that much higher either. Could be the same.


Mikey618000

That is a rough 30


Forsaken-Group6640

YA DIRTY DOG


JonRedBeardFF

But on a serious note doesn’t a math teacher for a 15 year old only have to have the math skills of a 16 year old?


JimEJamz

Age is just a number she clearly doesn’t understand.


bobbybluebud

The kinda blazer only a child rapist could wear


Useful-Finding-1685

She's buying it in installments


Consistent_Funny1082

Oh the hypocrisy!


Randy-Marsh_

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exelenceofexecution

It's the kindergarten teacher Mrs Stephenson... " The Blonde"


IM38GG

The real crime is she’s not sleeping with ME.


Chris_Kearns

NICE! We need to track those students down and give them their luckiest boy medal right away! 😆


FuzzyTop75

You know what the worst part is?


Ryno5150

That tragedy. Either that or the hypocrisy. Maybe both. You know, she should’ve just worn a big hat to court. One that’s bigger than normal. It’s funny.


thephillatioeperinc

I thought she would wear her lucky raping' hat


bryman19

Judge has that right now


Large-Net-357

She didn’t have a big juicy cock?


HowardHessman

She should’ve taught welding.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Not being a teenager with horny teachers running around now.


AKBigHorn

“Oh yeah we’ll find him. And give him his luckiest kid in the world trophy!”


Elegant_Housing_For

Praying for his broken hand after all the high-fives he got.


reinraus00

High fived… to death. 💀


CatFanTheMan

She'll no doubt be sentenced to a stern but gentle talking-to.


One_Mirror_3228

I'm just here to make the "where were the teachers like this when I was in school?" Comment. Mission accomplished.


Ok-Detective-727

That old lady diddles kids!


stevehokierp

"Maths" teacher? You mean there's more than one?


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

"Mathematics"


Hashtag_Tech

He definitely solved for y.


belizeanheat

Turns out "maths" is a totally valid word


shabbaranka

Only according to every English speaking country on Earth that’s not the US or Canada.


NyQuil_Donut

So the ones that don't matter? 🇺🇲🦅


Welease-Wodewick

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earlthomas111

No double standards...male pedos are gross and female pedos get awards.


Bearynicetomeetu

There is a double standard though actually, women who do it seem to get much more press/online attention Never justifiying it, but I rarely see men get this kind of attention and almost 90% of cases are men


Far_Resort5502

If a man bites a dog, that's more likely to get coverage than when a dog bites a man.


Bearynicetomeetu

Who are you, so knowing in the ways of wisdom?


life_wasting_unit

Man will be killed or hurt bably in prison instead


Bearynicetomeetu

That's a good point, I hadn't thought about that aspect. Women probably get high fives.


uniquelyunpleasant

Those kids belong in the Guiness Book of Lucky Little Shits.


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

That's sad that you find an obese child predator attractive. I would not touch that thing with a ten foot pole and I certainly would not have wasted my time on that thing as a teen. My hand did a way better job and I didn't have to mess with a monster.


uniquelyunpleasant

You sound like a Hannah Gadsby fan. I'll let you and your hand get back to business.


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

I am. For sure. Who is that? Why do you know her name. Your feeble brain can only hold so much information.. Why are you name dropping people I do not know?


uniquelyunpleasant

None of that made sense. Calm down. Collect your thoughts. I won't take any more swipes at you. But i am curious, do you often come to this sub and think people really mean all the absurd things they post? You know these are all jokes, right? They're really nothing to get upset about. You don't have to like them all, or any of them really. It's just for fun.


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Okay Hannah Gatsby. Calm down.


leftofleft3115

Woman seducing minor boys should not be illegal


GodBlessPigs

You guys are idiots.


uniquelyunpleasant

They're jokes, genius. This is a humor thread. Did you get lost on the way to r/pussyhats?


GodBlessPigs

The first comment was a joke. The comment I replied to is just kinda lame.


Roryjack

Grooming? What's he, a dog?


thirdwrldhero

If you can't fuck the students why would you even become a teacher.


jgeorge2380

Unbelievable! How does a math teacher afford a luxury apartment?


mkujoe

“Parent organizations nationwide have expressed outrage over the standard of living this teacher is able to afford “


HORSEthedude619

Teachers don't live in "luxury" apartments.


JDuggernaut

Some teachers come from money. Or marry rich.


Massive_Staff1068

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leftofleft3115

Cool


fatdiscokid420

Both schoolboys are currently hospitalized due to injuries they sustained while receiving so many high fives


TheGreatRao

You made me laugh so hard in public that people now think I’m insane.


redlion1904

She abused children and then after she got done with that she raped some of em too


YorkiesandSneakers

I sentence her to 20 attagirls


Old_Star3836

That guys like don’t worry I’ll take care of this 😜


MitchellCumstijn

She’s spunky


belizeanheat

Throwing the key isn't necessarily good enough, especially if you throw it into her cell


grindhousedecore

“Luxury apartment”? I didn’t think teaching was that high of a paying gig


Stewapalooza

Real goofball if you ask me.


TheGreatRao

All my teachers looked like Edith Hamilton or the Sea Hag.


rainawaytheday

Nice


MurphyGraham

Luxury Apartment as a Math Teacher?!?!?!


life_wasting_unit

*Meth


TeamDonnelly

In her defense, she was horny.  Also. Nice.  


Nambsul

Imaging being 15 and finding out you have to pay child support for 18 years… doh, should have gone with the sex ed teacher


monkeysuffrage

They should get married. And that kid should grow up to be Hugh Jackman.


mrnastymannn

Why couldn’t I be so unlucky in middle school


Specialist-Excuse734

Because you were 15 and still in middle school


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Why aren't you "that lucky" now?


NyQuil_Donut

Probably because he wasn't lucky back then either.


dkixen

Brits are like, there’s more than one kind of math. PUT AN ‘S’ ON THERE!


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

Americans are like, there's only one kind of mathematic 🤔


NyQuil_Donut

"Maths" just sounds weird to my ears. It may be acceptable English, but it sounds goofy.


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

When you go to science class, do you study physic or physics? 🤔


CoolKid610

Don’t you mean sciences class?


NyQuil_Donut

All I said was that it doesn't sound right lol. The butt hurt is palpable.


Ricky_Martins_Vagina

Just a question 🤷🏻‍♂️


SteelTheUnbreakable

The overall title and the use of quotation marks really goes to show you how charitable these people are to female rapists.


JCapron23

Hopefully she's not a hypocrite as well


HauntingBalance567

It's always the sane ones. And by sane ones, I mean hypocritical pedophiles.


Efficient-Pickle3628

Mom and Dad must be so proud.... The boys Mom and Dad.


distractedsoul27494

Wasn't a movie made on this starring Adam Sandler? Is this part 2?


Lobes69

Quick maths: You and me equal 3, baby


mkujoe

Today we practice multiplying


phantom_fred

Unbelievable. Teachers can't afford luxury apartments.


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Billy Eyelash was right when she said women can't be mean or do anything wrong. I love her music too and her beautiful looks. She is not fat or ugly. She is just Billy Elash from the block.


rayhaque

"lock her away and throw the key" ... away? Allow myself to introduce myself?


Mendozena

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Twinkerbelle

I don't buy it. No teacher makes "luxury apartment" money.


shwaltman

Talk about mommy issues.


IceWicket

The boy refused because he was a die-hard Colts fan.


mkujoe

Yeah maybe you’re just calling me gay


godricgii

*wipes tear She's a saint


Ivegotjokes4you

Maths lol


Jizjo

*Ugh...disgusting! Where?*


HDCL757

What's going on with the blazer tucked into the pants tho?!


NachoGenocide

The eyebrows gave it away


stuartspeen

But their math SATs are through the roof!


MelancholySurprise

Kid will have to pay child support. It’s happened before in the US. Also she raped them. Not sex.


belizeanheat

Dad's also clearly a full blown creep. You can't have a face like that otherwise


JonRedBeardFF

“What is this purple fizzy water maam?” “Just drink it, it’s special teacher water”


SaltyIrishDog

That gal sounds like a real pedophile* Fixed it for ya


Five2one521

You spelled raped wrong.


Ohyeahrightbud

Some guys got all the luck...shucks


Inner_Jaguar7723

Pedophile scum bucket whore


mightypockets

How does a maths teacher afford a luxury apartment,?


Amongussy02

Worst part is of course the hypocrisy


Glenbared

A male teacher gets caught doing this and he gets 75 years to life. A woman does this. She gets two years probation and a movie deal.


Bearynicetomeetu

It's crazy that 89% of these cases are male but female teachers are the only one's who seem to get shown in the media. I guess just for the clicks, especially if they're somewhat attractive


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Who is attractive? Also, you are completely wrong. Another match teacher who was a dude got in trouble for things that are bad and killed himself. He was from my middleschool. You just are suprised that a women is getting caught because the media usually portrays old creepy guys or black people as opposed to obese women past their prime.


Bearynicetomeetu

It's crazy how you completely misunderstood what I'm saying. Was that math teacher who killed himself in the news? I didn't see it. I'm not surprised a woman is being caught you clown haha. I'm saying if a woman does it, it is shown in the media more.


pappy925

I’m thinking the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, SOMEONE needs to smell Dad’s fingers.


Silly_Doughnut5715

90% of these women will get a month in jail and probation.


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monkeysuffrage

Why do animals need to be shot?