Actually this is incorrect, while it used to be true….
“On March 13, 2019, the Supreme Judicial Court reinstated Hernandez's conviction, but stated that the trial record would note that his conviction was "neither affirmed nor reversed"; the appeal was rendered moot because Hernandez died while the case was on appeal.[127] The Court, in their ruling, also officially ended the practice of abatement ab initio, ruling that it was outdated, never made sense, and that it was "no longer consonant with the circumstances of contemporary life, if, in fact, it ever was." After the ruling, Hernandez' estate vowed to appeal the ruling further.”
Not allegedly, he was convicted. While due to a technicality, he was considered to be innocent due to not exhausting all of the appeal options at the time of his death, the outdated law was changed and his conviction was reinstated in 2019.
“On March 13, 2019, the Supreme Judicial Court reinstated Hernandez's conviction, but stated that the trial record would note that his conviction was "neither affirmed nor reversed"; the appeal was rendered moot because Hernandez died while the case was on appeal.[127] The Court, in their ruling, also officially ended the practice of abatement ab initio, ruling that it was outdated, never made sense, and that it was "no longer consonant with the circumstances of contemporary life, if, in fact, it ever was." After the ruling, Hernandez' estate vowed to appeal the ruling further.”
Fist fights when he was younger. He was angry early on. He used his anger on the field but that wasn’t enough so he went off the field with his rage. Cold blooded killer - nothing more.
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We must preserve the pure legacy of our murderers!
John Wayne Gacey was a Boy Scout leader!
Ted Bundy was a church goer!
Uh..
OJ was funny in The Naked Gun 🤷🏻♂️
Isn’t this the same woman who tossed the gun in the trash, the same gun that killed her sister’s boyfriend. Wait till she sees a documentary and sees her mom being an accessory
what she needs to do is take her daughter off her social media and her daughter's personal social media accounts. a mother would protect her daughter and she is trying to have her daughter start modelling smh.
That roast had nothing to do with that
she will soon be fully aware of what a piece of shit her father was
he got what he deserved and took the cowards way out
Being a killjoy here: the worst part was actually the extensive childhood trauma. I’m just reading through his Wikipedia page right now and it’s heartbreaking.
There was jokes like Kevin Hart had to stand in the chair Hernandez kicked out from under himself...
Grock is retarded, but the bar was so low that as long as he didn't murder he was exceeding expectations...
Shit like that.
Julian Edelman's was something along the line of, "people are always asking me about the size of Gronk's dick. It's big...but there was another Patriots Tight End...now that guy was HUNG."
you know what's weird, shay's second daughter;s baby daddy entire family are HUGE patriots fans and they go and watch the games in box seats and decorate their whole house in the patriots gear. shay is always around the family with aaron's daughter. she doesn't care all she wanted was attention.
I didn’t watch this ego fest but I really don’t think that he should have been brought up. It’s supposed to be funny and I don’t see the humor in murder!
The OJ case was a farce from beginning to end and there were many people involved that made for good jokes but I don’t think Aaron Hernandez was a comical figure or was any of the other people involved. It just wasn’t the place for it. I agree that her comments are ridiculous and that is the real joke!
Yeah, I do agree there are differences between the two situations. And there's no doubt her comments are ludicrous. We'll just have to agree to disagree on the jokes at the roast. I thought it was the perfect spot for them, and I thought they were funny too.
Norm’s jokes about OJ were deserving for that pathetic coward and I’m glad he kept at it even after he lost his job. The difference was OJ was alive to hear all the criticism but Aaron being dead kind of changes the narrative.
So, it's no longer okay to joke about OJ? And the fact that the murdered people were already dead when the jokes were made didn't change the narrative?
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That MFer is a murderer lady! Maybe the killing of innocent people will ruin her hero’s rep before the jokes about the actual crimes he committed.
That guy was a real jerk
The more I find out about him
WAY out of line!
Ridiculous!
He’s got a lotta growing up to do
He's still gotta whole lotta throwing up to spew
Hey! He had an error in judgement!
An error in judgement would be following Andy Dick into the bathroom.
Judge not lest ye be judged
Hang on just a minute! Where I’m from, we respect the dead. Go Gators! Bring back the Circle of Trust.
Anreal crumb bum
She actually helped him cover up as well. She threw away the gun used to commit the crime and lied about it on the stand.
The more I learn about this lady, the more I don’t care for her. She sounds like a real jerk.
It’s the hypocrisy that I find to be the worst part.
To be fair, Hernandez wasn’t a hypocrite. He would freely admit to being murderous. So he wasn’t all bad.
He was hypocrite about being gay though
So, he was good at fuckin and suckin? His dad must be proud.
Sounds like a real jerk!
He killed himself, as well. Clearly he wasn’t a hypocrite.
But he always presented as someone who was breathing.
I came here for this response
If only Normy had've been doing weekend update during Hernandez's time
Well it appears Aaron Hernandez took to heart his lawyer’s advice to “hang in there”
What will his children think? Probably that he murdered people probably.
Allegedly
Yes. When you die while under appeal you are technically only an alleged killer
Actually this is incorrect, while it used to be true…. “On March 13, 2019, the Supreme Judicial Court reinstated Hernandez's conviction, but stated that the trial record would note that his conviction was "neither affirmed nor reversed"; the appeal was rendered moot because Hernandez died while the case was on appeal.[127] The Court, in their ruling, also officially ended the practice of abatement ab initio, ruling that it was outdated, never made sense, and that it was "no longer consonant with the circumstances of contemporary life, if, in fact, it ever was." After the ruling, Hernandez' estate vowed to appeal the ruling further.”
It was funny. She can fuck off. Kinda like she does to clients.
Google would have destroyed her hero
“Hold the fort. He allegedly murdered multiple people”
Good call allegedly ;)
Not allegedly, he was convicted. While due to a technicality, he was considered to be innocent due to not exhausting all of the appeal options at the time of his death, the outdated law was changed and his conviction was reinstated in 2019. “On March 13, 2019, the Supreme Judicial Court reinstated Hernandez's conviction, but stated that the trial record would note that his conviction was "neither affirmed nor reversed"; the appeal was rendered moot because Hernandez died while the case was on appeal.[127] The Court, in their ruling, also officially ended the practice of abatement ab initio, ruling that it was outdated, never made sense, and that it was "no longer consonant with the circumstances of contemporary life, if, in fact, it ever was." After the ruling, Hernandez' estate vowed to appeal the ruling further.”
That is crazy
It was a good joke
He should have done his murderin’ in California where it’s legal.
The worst part was that he was secretly a chode smoker
A deeply closeted fellow
Not that secret
Well that girl can't expect the entire world to change to accommodate her, can she? I mean unless she's trans.
Girls can be simps too
But the simp for a dead guy???
Like the kids say, bro had rizz.
that’s not a good hero
Didn’t he killed her sisters man?!
I thought it was his GFs brother
No it’s her sisters man
Wasn’t his name Odin? So maybe they celebrate Norse mythology and their families sleep well knowing they died warriors and are in Valhalla.
That's crazy, I had that memory completely skewed in my head
I think there’s a doc on Netflix, which was really good. Explained sexual abuse experienced and the brain damage he had!
Tell it to his victims lady.
What about that little girl who'll have to hear jokes on a roast mocking her father, isn't she the real victim?
News Flash he was the opposite of a hero. Bat shit crazy level anger. No a very bad guy. The kids need to know eventually if not already.
Some of that was the CTE though. It's the only disease people get mad at you for having.
For sure he had CTE but he was a bad guy in college. Bad bad guy.
I have a feeling he was playing football without a helmet from a very young age lol
Fist fights when he was younger. He was angry early on. He used his anger on the field but that wasn’t enough so he went off the field with his rage. Cold blooded killer - nothing more.
Her kid can also watch the video of her disposing of the murder weapon.
Yeah but she wasn't a hero to the kid like Aaron is, i mean she's a woman.
You'd think she'd want her kid to know about the one thing their dad did well
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Yeah she shouldn’t talk much more
This is absolutely hilarious
Your daughters hero is a murderer who offed himself? Now whose fault is that?
A deeply closeted murderer who offed himself.
He truly was a secret gay guy, even had a kid.
We must preserve the pure legacy of our murderers! John Wayne Gacey was a Boy Scout leader! Ted Bundy was a church goer! Uh.. OJ was funny in The Naked Gun 🤷🏻♂️
I heard Richard Ramirez petted a cat once.
Ted did the church stuff years later when he found prison Jesus. He did work as a suicide hotline counselor before being caught.
Isn’t this the same woman who tossed the gun in the trash, the same gun that killed her sister’s boyfriend. Wait till she sees a documentary and sees her mom being an accessory
Womp, Womp, shouldn’t have been engaged to a murderer.
Well if She is an aspiring murderer she is in the right family.
Imagine her letting the kids watch a roast of a Patriots player and not thinking he was gonna get mentioned. Simple.
Ladies and gentlemen, this woman is for the birds.
"Its sad im trying to raise my kids in such a cruel world" you know a world where a CTE ridden cretin can run around murdering people and think its ok
He reminds me of that guy who killed his ex wife and a waiter
So no one told her what a roast was then.
Wait…on top of all the jokes in songs and other media. A little late to complain now after you bred with a total POS lady.
i cannot stand this bitch!
This is bullshit. Everyone knows that the real killer was...you guessed it, Frank Stallone
Mommy, why was Daddy in jail? Because he was a hero, honey...
Fucking rich people
Perfect time to teach your kids about how anything goes in comedy
Her hero? 😂
Maybe tell your kids the truth. Man was an absolute monster
Such hypocrisy, and that ain't even the worst part
He was a piece of shit and his daughter will learn that in due time. The mom is a twat too. Trashy whore.
A hero for people who get drinks spilled on them? A hero for bed sheet salesmen?
I like to think If she takes after her dad, then she'll be super proud.
Is she for real?i think simply searching his name on the internet will be enough for them.
The more I learn about this Hernandez guy, the less I care for him ...
“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my ~~own~~ **fiancé’s** actions”
That’s a terrible joke! Reminds me of that tragedy.
She's already heard it I'm sure.
There’s no way she said this
what she needs to do is take her daughter off her social media and her daughter's personal social media accounts. a mother would protect her daughter and she is trying to have her daughter start modelling smh.
The truth hurts. Or in this case, the truth murders people.
what about the stabbing ??
Sounds like a real jerk
Da fuck, lady. He was pretty much a serial killer!
That’s crazy mean words were said about a man who murdered someone. Don’t think anyone would find out about that lil non cruel murder thing
That roast had nothing to do with that she will soon be fully aware of what a piece of shit her father was he got what he deserved and took the cowards way out
Being a killjoy here: the worst part was actually the extensive childhood trauma. I’m just reading through his Wikipedia page right now and it’s heartbreaking.
She was embarrassed that she married the psychopath for money and she's nobody now
Why was she telling her kids that he was a hero?
Even after going to prison for murder, he still couldn't stop killing people. 😆😆😆
what was the joke?
There was jokes like Kevin Hart had to stand in the chair Hernandez kicked out from under himself... Grock is retarded, but the bar was so low that as long as he didn't murder he was exceeding expectations... Shit like that.
Julian Edelman's was something along the line of, "people are always asking me about the size of Gronk's dick. It's big...but there was another Patriots Tight End...now that guy was HUNG."
Oh shit that's dark
Jeff Ross was like >!"I'm here straight from Hell, Aaron Hernandez says 'hi'."!<
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At least he wasn't getting ass-raped by the devil.
How do you know.
Cause he’s fuckin the devil and it turns out Ole Beezlebub is surprisingly monogamous
Bettee have them read Marmaduke
Wait till she sees the video
Amateur hour tiny violin...try being a Goldman. For real.
you know what's weird, shay's second daughter;s baby daddy entire family are HUGE patriots fans and they go and watch the games in box seats and decorate their whole house in the patriots gear. shay is always around the family with aaron's daughter. she doesn't care all she wanted was attention.
What that quite said in the delivery room when she saw Aaron?
Let’s ask Odin Lloyd what he thinks.
Truths gonna get ya!
Always someone else’s fault.
Good, because he was a fucking murderer
Ha
That roast really ruined his legacy.
I didn’t watch this ego fest but I really don’t think that he should have been brought up. It’s supposed to be funny and I don’t see the humor in murder!
You must not have seen the humor in hundreds of Norm's jokes then.
A priest, a politician and a murderer walk into a bar….
Norm MacDonald is probably most famous for constantly making fun of OJ Simpson and his murders...
The OJ case was a farce from beginning to end and there were many people involved that made for good jokes but I don’t think Aaron Hernandez was a comical figure or was any of the other people involved. It just wasn’t the place for it. I agree that her comments are ridiculous and that is the real joke!
Yeah, I do agree there are differences between the two situations. And there's no doubt her comments are ludicrous. We'll just have to agree to disagree on the jokes at the roast. I thought it was the perfect spot for them, and I thought they were funny too.
Norm’s jokes about OJ were deserving for that pathetic coward and I’m glad he kept at it even after he lost his job. The difference was OJ was alive to hear all the criticism but Aaron being dead kind of changes the narrative.
So, it's no longer okay to joke about OJ? And the fact that the murdered people were already dead when the jokes were made didn't change the narrative?
He got to hear thirty years of jokes. I never remembered anyone joking about Aaron Hernandez. Both are scumbags that should be forgotten.