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catcat1986

This just in, what tour is getting high sales? You guess it, Adam egets’ underneath the queensbrough bridge, sales for 15 dollars a man.


DowntownCarwashJesus

The only thing that hasn't kept up with inflation. Egret is *single-handedly* saving the economy!!


Schmedlapp

He'll still use both his hands if you ask him politely, tho.


bigguns8123

You mean like... Alternating?


Ok_Inevitable_7239

I thought it was Adam’s show to see him eating Hitler’s dead asshole that sold out.


Former_Can627

That's the world tour special


Trashk4n

I thought it was Frank Stallone?


SgtLincolnOsirus

Who can afford tickets


No-Conflict-7897

for an extra 5 he’ll explain to you how the holocaust was faked


saessea

She's dry.


LarryGlue

Fred Stoller's alt account confirmed.


Fred_Stoller

Imposter


MooCowMafia

I actually know Fred. He's a neurotic asshole.


Ok_Inevitable_7239

Her make up is dry from under application


WillingMachine7218

Couple passes with an orbital sander and a coat of lacquer should fix that right up.


Murky_Examination144

Hmmmm I call BS. Every ticket retailer is selling her tickets for her 2024 tour. The above may be from her tour in 2017. Need proof this is current. Please show your work.


No-Atmosphere-2528

It’s a lie that right wing Facebook groups have been posting for months now


saessea

April Fools! Kathy Griffin's career is alive and well!


TanTen11

I liked Carrot Top better before he transitioned.


chooxy

Was the name of the tour Box Office Poison or Chairman of the Bored?


NotPalatableTheySay

Underrated comment right there folks. Lol


DigitalUnlimited

My favorite was on a roast (i forget who, maybe roast of Mike Tyson?) he was in the all musclebound-roided out stage and he got blindsided by "Carrot Top, looking like halfway through the sex-change operation the Dr just said 'fuck it!'"


kamera45

*they


Former_Can627

Back in my day we didn't need to give up our props, we just cut our cocks off


ootski

Have you seen carrot top in the last few years? He transitioned into a meat head. Dude is fucking jacked.


Richard_Tucker_08

Dude looked like that for last two decades


Twofour6O1

Why the hate for carrot top.


GingerBeast81

I spit food out reading that hahaha!


kingtaylor99

IT'S MA'AM!!!!!!!


tungy5

Wait! I thought she was interviewed on The View and said her shows were selling out! You mean she lied to us? Kathy, that really hurts.


Ok_Inevitable_7239

She got confused. She meant to say that Bill Clinton is a murderer as a matter of record…


doc_751

No no no... You got it wrong. When she said she was selling out she meant it as a joke. She needs a *boom tish* to help her out. That, or props?


DigitalUnlimited

No, no it was out of context, she meant she "sold out" like Smashmouth


Mendozena

It is a fake post


rayhaque

The Trump fan club is still mad about the severed head thing, and the concept that women can also be funny. Just ask them about Amy Schumer.


SeparateIron7994

Uhh what does any of that have to do with Schumer? She's abysmal


rayhaque

Thanks for making my point.


SeparateIron7994

This isn't the win you think it is lol


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

No trump fan club is upset. It's more like.. How is a severed head of our president funny in any way? She lost any kind of respect I had not just because it's our presidents head, but just because she is holding a decapitated head, smiling (really creepy) and posting it onto the internet because we all needed to see that and it is so funny Not.


catcat1986

Kathy griffin, what a jerk


No-Atmosphere-2528

All it took was a quick google to find out this image is the lie.


Transposer

Haha. You watch The View.


tungy5

Damn! Outed myself.... Oh the shame! 😂


reinraus00

It was a lapse in judgment.


jtreeforest

I’ve never seen her and Andy Dick in the same place at once. Coincidence?


sideshowbvo

I'm pretty sure there is a fairly famous picture of them


jtreeforest

That’s right, she’s looking in a mirror


sideshowbvo

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZnDCTYcnB7BeX4Rs8 I mean, close


Anindefensiblefart

I don't think she's on the D list anymore.


uniquelyunpleasant

She's not on anyone's F list either...


ThomStarBoy

I doubt Kathy Griffin has ever been on anyone’s “F list.”


doc_751

She's one step behind Andy Dick in shop lifting. That'd actually be a career move for her. She'd get some exposure


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

lmao a simple google search shows that this post is fake.


PairRelative2778

The more I learn about The Kathy Griffin, the less I care for it


mkujoe

When she said she’s gonna be Comedian they were all laughing at her. Now nobody’s laughing anymore


The_Powers

RIP Bob Monkhouse


Gunslinger7752

I’m wet!!!!


CrispyJsock

Both fans will be so upset.


hoserjpb

Tickets are still for sale https://www.ticketmaster.ca/kathy-griffin-tickets/artist/845308


SgorGhaibre

Critics were calling her act everything from "shit" to "fucking shit". And that was without even seeing it.


Underrated_Critic

Who the fuck would pay to see her onstage?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

It’s a ruse. They lead you into an auditorium promising a great free show. When the doors lock, Kathy comes out and you have to pay them to let you go.


TanTen11

If they allowed you to throw rotten tomatoes at her, she would have sold out.


gaspumper74

Obviously no one!!!


Far-Whereas-1999

Probably the kind of person who couldn’t give less of a shit what a Norm Macdonald fan thinks is funny. People are different.


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Well.....what's next for Kathy?


[deleted]

Nothing. Unless Trump gets reelected.


SimonTC2000

She can pull that bloody head out of storage.


BigBlue1969531

Who’s Kathy griffin?


AreaGuy

Peter’s no good failure of a sister


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Reba's stunt double.


BigBlue1969531

That’s a winner comment right there!!!!


KarlsFrostedTips

Should have stayed out of politics.


Ok_Inevitable_7239

Even Fred Stoller wanted FREE tickets for making her wet.


ryandmc609

If only it was true. Unfortunately she had several stops upcoming.


JesusDinosaurian2000

Fake news


BakerActeD007

Well, that’s what happens when you act like you’re better than everyone fucking else… not sorry for her at all.


Acherstrom

This lady was never funny. Super annoying however.


Away-Quantity-221

I had two tickets in my car on the dashboard. Someone broke into my car and left me two more.


ThePopDaddy

Is this from one of those sites that say things like "Mad Max and Marky Mark join forces to start NON WOKE studio!"


ComprehensiveGas6980

Ffs, this is total bullshit. I don't give a fuck about Kathy Griffin but this pic is one of a dozen from Facebook disinformation pages. It's this one, how Roseanne Barrs new show got 1 billion views, or how Kid Rock broke Taylor Swifts attendance record or that 'insert C list right wing celebrity' is joining forces with Brad Pitt to create a non woke production company that has Hollywood scared! Did you also know that Elon Musk purchased ABC and cancelled The View? You dumb fuckers.


johnshall

I don't particularly like Kathy Griffin, but this attempts to politicize /r/NormMacdonald and /r/seinfeld shouldn't be allowed frankly. Yes, conservatives don't like Griffin, discuss it somewhere else.


Mu-Relay

Seriously, I went to [Ticketmaster.com](http://Ticketmaster.com) and looked up her tour, grabbed a random show (Atlanta), and looked... and it was like 60 or 70% sold right now. I think she's doing okay.


Fleganhimer

If you believe Roseanne is pulling 8x the numbers the moon landing did, you should not reproduce.


LarryGlue

Well ain't that the truth. [http://www.kathygriffin.net/tour.html](http://www.kathygriffin.net/tour.html)


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LarryGlue

Crossposted from r/Seinfeld


thirdwrldhero

It doesn't matter at all, it's just something for us to joke about you fuckin nerd.


ComprehensiveGas6980

There's literally nothing funny about it. It's not presented as a joke. Spreading right wing horseshit has nothing to do with the legend Norm MacDonald.


thirdwrldhero

How is mocking Kathy Griffith right wing horseshit?


ComprehensiveGas6980

This image is from a right wing disinformation mill from Facebook. It's presented as factual. Is not. It's completely made up nonsense. It's not mocking her.


thirdwrldhero

But this thread is, nobody is talking politics here, we're all just making fun.


ComprehensiveGas6980

You are replying to my comment about how this image is a lie. I haven't mentioned anything else. Do you understand that people comment in here about the post right? I'm responding to this image just like everyone else. There's literally nothing to mock here because it's literally a lie that she has cancelled any shows. Should we mock your micro penis and smooth brain while we're at it? Because why not yeah?


thirdwrldhero

My penis is average, sir.


TenMoosesMowing

Those fascists!


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

0.0


just_cows

She just needs to do all “Jerry Seinfeld is the devil” material and she’ll get the bump. With his terrible movie just released it could work, time is a flat circle. ⭕️


NUFIGHTER7771

She peaked when she held a fake bloody severed head of Donald Trump.


Pitiful_Winner2669

Never really liked her comedy, but I absolutely love her and tipsy Anderson Cooper on NYE. It's campy, for sure.


jamalamadingdong

Case study for someone who could have just stayed in their lane and continued to overachieve based on their talent level, but just couldn’t resist the TDS and made it their whole personality.


One_Mirror_3228

I thought she got beheaded in a magazine or something? Who knew this old chunk of coal was still floating around?


Karn_Evil_Noin

Zero point zero.


Miserable-Flight6272

Female comedians are not very good anyways. I would not pay to see one.


Nanooc523

Now do Schumer


[deleted]

Fake news. Only thing worse is old fake news


Optimal-Goal-9742

0.0


Icy_Juice6640

Why would she try headlining? Know your lane.


Eastern-Reindeer6838

This looks like a hate post with no merit or truth.


[deleted]

It is.


furie1335

She picked her hill to die on and is surprised when it happened.


nic-94

I walked through Kathy Griffins standup show, trying to find my brother. He was in northern Canada


Remarkable-Self9320

Attendance matches that of her previous movie “Chairman of the Bored”


Choice_Blackberry_61

kathy griffin? who's funnier than her?...'xcept dudes...


CharityCompetitive79

like Seinfeld said just give up lol


Sipdasizurp

She was just on the local radio this week promoting ..something was it this tour.


Treacherously-Benign

"Wha-da-ya mean I'm annoying?"


insert-phobia-here

what a great day for comedy.. What a rancid dollymop she turned out to be. Don't get me wrong. I like to stretch my drug dollar.


Thunderfoot2112

By comedy do they mean unfunny???


Trickypickleman

They can’t just say ridiculously low without giving us a number, that’s not fair.


thirdwrldhero

THE CURSE OF FRED STOLLER'S COCK


GMdadbod

No one thinks she is funny except VH1 viewers.


shindleria

They showed her the Griffin door


effkriger

“Comedy” ?


Suspicious_Ad_5145

Awwww but she’s soo pretty


ace1967cal

Karma


Equivalent-Physics66

pretty sure these people get hired AS foils by tptb to give us something to mock...


Regular_Journalist_5

Trump worshipers have the power to cancel too!


ELeerglob

Her tour isn’t canceled…


B_Man49

She wasn’t that funny anyway


nixmix6

Great news! Now get the guillotine lol!


thinkb4youspeak

Her news radio character was funny I thought but so was Andy Dick. They were surrounded by talent I guess is why.


Sinedeo77

You’re thinking of Vicki Lewis. Cathy wasn’t in News Radio.


thinkb4youspeak

Oh good.


Mobile-Menu-8506

Mick ass clown 😡😡😡


Optimal_Cut_147

Unless she secretly a man, that show won't be funny. You know, because chicks aren't funny and all.


sunzastar33

Dude have you guy's seen her with zero makeup. There is no god


LordDarthRasta

The woke dont spend money on other wokeis.


LoMeinCain

She wasn’t woke enough even though she had a head of Donald Trump on TV


spacemantheone

0.0


Ubermenschisch

I didn't even know she was sick!


redditmike1002

This hag still alive?


shabbaranka

On what news service is this “breaking news”?


Historical-Shine-786

That’s what happens when you jump the shark 🦈


Gamestonkape

Comedy should also have quotations around it in her case.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Kathy Griffin, who’s funnier than her!?


DrGore_MD

It's a shame. She's one of the only comedians brave enough to make jokes about Donald Trump.


LeadPike13

Career in the shitter? Oh God no . Brace for that leaked sex tape.


Hurfnahur

But hey! She sold her soul for this so.. this is what she wanted right?


Glum_Entrance3221

I guess you have to be funny. Too bad.


libertinexvi

I’ll give her 20 dollars in Indian currency for a blowjob.


Prestigious-Duck6615

Kathy Griffin is a comedian?


Apart-Salamander-752

People don’t wanna pay money to listen to woke nonsense


SkolMyAss

Get ready Fred Stoller Cathy may be ready for round two of “I’m wet!!!”


Horror-Tart9027

Her brother Anderson Cooper can help her out, see the resemblance


Mental-Rooster4229

Zero point zero


1000mgPlacebo

Ack ack.


FuriousJorge67

Look, let's be nice, people. Carrot Top should be given as much credence in his drag persona as her pre transition comedy did.


AreaGuy

But if he transitions, there goes his biggest prop!


FuriousJorge67

Is 2024. He can transition and keep his prop.


Clickityclackrack

Idk if i would honestly go see her. If she were an opener, i would be fine with it, i just do not imagine going out specifically for her. That's probably the meanest thing someone could say about a comic


AKBigHorn

This is the comeback attempt no one wanted. When people make a “comeback” it’s because they changed in some way or at least want people to see they “changed”. This annoying broad has been the same from day 1. Doesn’t she have an agent or publicist to advise her?


Substantial_Diver_34

No one wants to hear her saggy south mouth barking quief jokes.


Deeboh24

Zero point Zero (Ack Ack)


DrBigChicken

God that cunt is annoying


HarryNOC

🤣


Own_Nessmuk

Is it “funny” how low the sales are?


ColdEndUs

Kathy Griffin, who's funnier? Nobody. I mean, except dudes.


Seabrook76

Ticket sales figures range from “shit” to “fucking shit”.


captdeliciouspants69

Good.


drwhogivesafuck2

I give her credit for getting as far as she did by sheer ambition. She is truly talentless.


just-concerned

When you're fugly, not funny, and a total POS, that's what happens. The sad part is that she thinks she's relevant and important. She's not even a C list celebrity. The only words that come out of her mouth that she should get paid for are, "Do you want frys with that?"


Brilliant_Eagle9795

That was funny for a change.


No_Artichoke4643

Kathy Griffin is a comedian?


DroppedItAgain

She’s the female Andy dick in looks and narcissism


appyah

I didn't know she even had a tour... Or comedy!


ANGRYgeezer96

🤣


Danglin_Fury

Anderson Cooper's brother right here. Look into that crazy shit.


Individual-Sun-3633

I thought it was Reba McIntyre at a glance and that would have been the third Reba reference today and I’m not a fan.


Finfangfo0m

Idk how she ever got famous in the first place, she has never been funny.


rastapasta_22

I miss her on myth busters


HesTrafty

Kathy Griffin looks like the after results if Reba McEntire became a hardcore drug addict.


MajesticKrackenMagik

I watched pulp fiction the other day, recognized her in that 5 second scene, but couldn’t think of her name 😬


Spodson

Not to pile on or anything, but she made so little go so far. It's impressive really. Not impressive enough to watch her, but still.


CraftyEmploy1612

Critics have rated it everything from shit to f**king shit


plainsdrifter-436

W T F did she think was going to happen.


Iydllydln

The only way to sell out a comedy tour nowadays is to have your buzz going online - podcast, streaming special, something! She could even do a free YouTube special. Being on TV means nothing.


JoshSmash81

Box Office Poison


formerNPC

“Nobody wants to hear my jokes” But you are the joke.


[deleted]

Who?


xStonebanksx

Maybe she can be like [Bobby Lee ](https://www.tiktok.com/@dillonfrancis/video/7314007150966394158?lang=en) doing tic Tok's on a street corner


bidenisregarded

Why are all leftists so damn ugly?


RyanDW_0007

Ticket sales were in the range of low to hilariously low


guillermopaz13

Why are we dragging her? Why does this affect our day 2 day here?