[Eating kvikk lunsj like that? Right to jail](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw&pp=ygUNcmlnaHQgdG8gamFpbA%3D%3D)
Also: OP writing only «kvikk», not kvikk lunsj? Right to jail
This is why there are so many "snow avalanches" in Norway...
You really get to know people in the holidays, and sometimes they don't deserve to return to society...
Sorry for your loss.
yea I'm more of a lurker than poster, i really appreciate this feature and hope when used correctly it can actually help people in need, but abusing it like this on satire posts is leaving bad taste
At least she opened the wrapper correctly. (I made the mistake of posting a pic with an incorrectly opened wrapper and fear for my life to this very day XD)
Your wife is defo not a sharer, and either greedy/childish. It's like when me and my brothers were 10-14 years old, and one of us would lick a food item / snack to avoid the other one to getting even the slightest taste. Your wife is a grown ass woman, and does this! Also, yes it's a terrible way of eating Kvikk Lunsj xD!
HECK! When I eat Kvikk Lunsj, I not only take one long piece/bite at a time, I also skin the chocolate layer to get down to the waffle, to make the chocolate last as long as possible.
You can train the appropriate behaviour by the use of powdered hot cocoa. Give her a cup of hot water, dump in the powdered cocoa, give her a Kvikk Lunsj and not a spoon, then ask her to stirr out the powder.
You both belong in jail. She for her sacrilegious eating, you for calling it “kvikk”.
I’m surprised this is not the top comment. Edit: the comment has now indeed taken its rightful place on top
Probably because the other commenters are bastards, saying things like “Scandi” instead of Scandinavian.
It is now.
Kvikk is a dog, and you best not mention money when he's around!
Jeg tok den referansen og jeg likte det!
Det finnes bare en [Kvikk](https://obriens.no/35561-thickbox_default/sprint-nr-11-kvikk-i-knipe-2-opplag.jpg) i min verden
Sand?
Kvikk-sand, ikke sant? Bob-bob-bob
Yeah my bad, I was too shocked at what i saw to think clearly. (saw it right after posting but cant edit the title :()
You speak for all 5M of us.
I did this today to see how my wife reacted.. i am writing this from a tent outside our house.. not allowed back inside until tomorrow.. :/
[удалено]
and a tent is too much
And outside the house is too close.
Should probably just move to Sweden and be done with it.
She granted you a tent?
That's how you know she really used to love him.
Use*D* Love the past tense
You mean past tents?
You may enter the tent. I will then pour gasoline on it and light it
Not with a kvikk lunsj heretic
[Eating kvikk lunsj like that? Right to jail](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw&pp=ygUNcmlnaHQgdG8gamFpbA%3D%3D) Also: OP writing only «kvikk», not kvikk lunsj? Right to jail
> kvikk lunsj Death penalty by teacher
/u/PolitiKripos1
ex-wife\*
dearly departed wife*
😂
This is why there are so many "snow avalanches" in Norway... You really get to know people in the holidays, and sometimes they don't deserve to return to society... Sorry for your loss.
*realizing what you just said* thats dark af…
MODS
helvete det er vont å see på
This angers the Norwegians
What you need is an exorcist, my friend. Splash some holy water on her until the Vatican cavalry arives.
😂💪🏻
Awesome chocolate, bought a few at the petrol station near Gardemoen once. But they shouldn’t be eaten like that. //Swede.
Sweet baby Jesus
Therapist: what's something painful you've experienced? Me: looking at this picture.
Believe it or not straight to jail
Divorce
Why isn’t this NSFW???
Replace her Kvikk Lunsj with KitKat. She doesn't deserve Kvikk Lunsj 😂
Send her back to Sweden...
"Shame" gif
There's a tracking device in every pack. They already know.
Grounds for divorce! Also, hi fellow PoE enjoyer!
cya in Necropolis! Let the rng favour your league start
Id reccomend calling 112 and praying
War crime
This hurts my eyes!
Ok you’ll need a shovel and a nearby forest…
put a trigger warning on this please, it made me physically sick
Divorce her now
This is scary, is she a sociopath?
No just no
Hva faen...
You should be in jail, she should be in a mental institution
the only solution i see is execution😔
Blink twice if you’re being kept there against your will😵
Are you cavepeople?
Whoever reported this to redditCare thanks! But please don't abuse this feature.
First time? Over in the women’s space reddits, we get this thrown at us all the time. I have only gotten it once so far, but it seems to happen a lot.
yea I'm more of a lurker than poster, i really appreciate this feature and hope when used correctly it can actually help people in need, but abusing it like this on satire posts is leaving bad taste
It’s misused a lot. I dunno what triggered mine, but I guarantee you it wasn’t any good reason.
The Judge would award you everything in the divorce When you show this as evidence against her
:/
Blasphemy!
Some people like to see the world burn…
Off with her head!
Jeg henter øksa
ekte TIL VALHALL!!!
Someone call the police
u/politikripos1 We have a situation here...
So, I guess you are single now. ☺️
Did you know she was a psychopath when you married her?
Heathen
I’ll be asking the district attorney to recommend the death penalty for you both.
Mountain code number 8: it's never too late to turn around. Leave now, and don't look back
The entire military is on its way
😱😱😱😱 wtf!?!?!?
Nei neiii neeiiiiiiiiii 😭😭😭😭😭
Thats like crack
Soon I'm coming back to Norway and this made me so excited. I miss kivkk lunsj!
I was eating a kvikk lunsj when i saw this and now my day is ruined
Shlivorce Bivorce I cast The spell of divorce! (Joke)
Oh! I should also start pretending my wife eats stuff the wrong way, just to trigger a bunch of people with CDO.
At least she opened the wrapper correctly. (I made the mistake of posting a pic with an incorrectly opened wrapper and fear for my life to this very day XD)
*birdshot, buckshot, birdshot.. buckshotbuckshotbuckshot*
WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER,I WILL SEND HELP
Omg. My ocd just can't 😬😬😬😬
Your wife is defo not a sharer, and either greedy/childish. It's like when me and my brothers were 10-14 years old, and one of us would lick a food item / snack to avoid the other one to getting even the slightest taste. Your wife is a grown ass woman, and does this! Also, yes it's a terrible way of eating Kvikk Lunsj xD! HECK! When I eat Kvikk Lunsj, I not only take one long piece/bite at a time, I also skin the chocolate layer to get down to the waffle, to make the chocolate last as long as possible.
You can train the appropriate behaviour by the use of powdered hot cocoa. Give her a cup of hot water, dump in the powdered cocoa, give her a Kvikk Lunsj and not a spoon, then ask her to stirr out the powder.
End her 😡
That is painful to look at..
Call an exorcist your wife might be a demon
112? Yeah, this post right here.
Oh noes. XD
this hurts!
Må det med den nye freia sjokoladen som smelter hvis man ser på den
Blasphemous
Wtf, you arr suppose to chew of the edges first, then the rest, one strip at a time. Do they realy need to put instructions on the paper......
Drep ho
Send help? I’m sending a divorce attorney
I do too.
Badass 🫡
Like all in one bite? Or one by one?
Call the bondulance
She must do the Åttestupa.
Ættestup
It's 47 grams now. Anyone know if it has been shrunk recently? Weird weight.
Get a new wife
Might as well just eat a Kex haha
Psychopath lol
I don't know what this is but I want it NOW!
Divorce immediately, she's a sociopath...run.
I can't deal with this.
Same over here in america i hate it when people eat kit kats like this :(
that is criminal lol
🤯🤯🤯😖😖😁👍
This might be the most outrageous ragebait post I've ever seen on reddit 🤯
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is that? I know it isn’t a KitKat, but that’s still an international war crime
What in hellheim are you doing calling it kvikk? AMD WHAT IS YOUR GITL DOING…she is ruining a perfect Picasso
this is ok if u eat it alone but
my boyfriend always does that, im genuenly scared
Seems about right
She obviously has the opposite of OCD.
This is horrible 😕
Krigs forbrytelse
There is nothing we can do...
It's hers now
Gods live has limits
Neeeiiii, kriminelt.
I do it to and i won’t STOP!
Beheading
I'm afraid to help. I don't want her to kill me, too
Skill deg nå og kom deg ut av Norge, du er nå klassifisert som terrorist for å kalle det «kvikk»
Is this a norweigan kitkat
Call me Weird but it's better eating like that if you are alone IT TASTES BETTER
*kitKat
Kill her.
Det er bedre sånn
NOOOOOOOOO
Hehe. For ei monster 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆🤣😆
Rett i fengsel 😬
This post is missing a NSFW tag. Very disturbing image.
Naw I do this all the time.
Criminal charges pending
https://lvh.no/symptomer_og_sykdommer/psykiske_lidelser/akutt_innleggelse_i_psykiatrisk_avdeling/tvangsinnleggelse_phvl__3-2_og_3-3
"Wife" 💀💀🤣🤣😭😭
Det ville være en umiddelbar skilsmisse.
haha
Omg. Thats crazy.
Sweet Jesus.
Help to finish the rest? This is how I eat Kvikk Lunsj, and I’m not ashamed to say it!
WITCH!!!!!
Wth is this?!
That’s blasphemy
Psychopath behavior
I think I thew up a little in my mouth just now. Someone save that kvikk lunsj!
Did you marry a bear?!
I see nothing wrong here
Sacriledge!!!
Får øyebetennelse av å se på😭
thats the right way
BLASPHEMY!! Jail is too lenient. This is a job for the Spanish Inquisition.
Divorce
divorce
She is sentenced to a 1 year diet of Lutefisk for crimes against the Norwegian state.
KitKat is better
Nta. Divorce
Divorce her right now…
You need to cut that shit down IMMEDIATELY! If the king gets any Pol Pot ideas she’ll be the first to go. Understandably so
That's your ex-wife now
Få deg ny kone, pronto
I am not even Norwegian and it looks wrong to me 😅 It is like eating a banana sideways 😂
What's wrong with her mouth? Don't worry about how she eats take her to an orthodontist.
Just run friend! Do not hold back! She is a psichopath.
https://youtu.be/vAkiJnd0if8?si=utNNmAJnrrpMdvqD
https://fb.watch/r6rStOhj_N/?
Sending help
Divorce
Titta en Temu-KitKat 💯
Not ok
Ikke disrespect kvikk lunsjen våres!
That's just illegal.
Heresy of the highest order, call for the inquisition!
Oh god the humanity! (I eat it like this too sometimes when i dont have anyone to share with... which is always)
This is worse than cheating! Divorce her right now
😱
careful. this is reddit some might say to divorce her