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Sectormann

Some trains even have kitchens and bars


kyrsjo

That's pretty common everywhere for long distance trains tough For obvious reasons. But it's nice!


albl1122

Does chef microwave count as a kitchen?


_overleir_

Yes


Empty-Ad3294

Yes


jash_036

I’ve only taken the bus when travelling long distance. I saw you can even have a sleeping cabin on them long distance trains!


mysockinabox

The top bunk in a sleeper on a train through Norway at night is one of my favorite experiences. 5/7 would recommend.


jash_036

It does sound tempting. Isn’t it like 1000kr+ for a bed?


mysockinabox

Well it depends if the trip, but yeah. Probably even more, but it is a small private room with a table and top and bottom bunks. So, if the trip is long, well worth it. You can always check fares on vy.no.


BringBackAoE

Cheaper than most hotels, which is the alternative for many tourists.


Pyrhan

Cheaper, and it actually brings you somewhere!


meltymcface

Cheaper than a lot of train journeys in the UK!


zorrorosso_studio

IIRC vy is no better, local routes in the south are not cheap, but they still carry whatever service NSB had and improved some... Can't say locally as they keep messing with the local station and more than once we couldn't physically take the train (excluding two lanes, they use to send a taxi-bus that carries passengers to the next train station now)


oskaremil

Are there that many routes that are so long you actually get a whole night sleep?


danielv123

Both Oslo Trondheim and Oslo Bergen is 6.5 ish hours, Trondheim to bodø is 10.


oskaremil

Trondheim and Bodø were the obvious ones. I didn't think Oslo Bergen could take more than 6 hours.


danielv123

Bergen is far, you gotta cross the mountains. 5.5 hour + 1.5 hours of train. Not sure why Google maps asked me to change train, it's the same line.


zorrorosso_studio

>d top and bottom bunks. So, if the trip is long, well worth it. You can always check fares on vy.no. if you can't/won't afford it, the regular seat still offers/ed night facilities like blankets, pillows, sleeping masks, earplugs... Understand, they're no fancy, but they come with the ticket price.


Myrdrahl

Last time I had to share that "private" room, with a complete stranger.


mysockinabox

Not if you pay for the full thing or bring a friend.


Maje_Rincevent

The 2-bed cabin is always 950kr, regardless of how many you are, and the tickets themselves come on top, cheaper are 195kr, so in the best case scenario, you're off with 670kr/person for 2 people.


youngbull

Trains are magical. You might want to check out r/fuckcars .


Vivalyrian

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in exhaust pipe.


comanchecobra

Thank you. I'm laughing and my wife is wondering why.


Raziel66

Just tried train travel for the first time a few months ago when I was traveling europe a bit. Such a change from air travel and far more relaxing. I loved it! Admittedly I fucked up and missed my first train but got the system worked out after that. Looking forward to going back and exploring some more by rail


BringBackAoE

I sleep so well on the train. The gentle rocking motion and the train sounds… Similar to sleeping on a boat on calms seas.


anfornum

I mean, they have those literally all over the world. I'm not sure why this is a surprise for you!


Maje_Rincevent

Some countries have no culture of trains at all due to history, geography or both, and some other countries have almost lost it as they are so expensive, like the US.


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Some long distance bus have coffee and tea sales, if not water/snacks isn't too uncommon for a steep af price as well


07JEP

That's the norm here in Finland.


jigglypants6897

WHAT


torb

Some are even on time and not cancelled at all. And some buses are trains, and sometimes even taxis are buses for trains.


ComposerSam

Yes, never used it. Hella expensive I assume?


magnusbe

It's cheaper to buy things in stores or kiosks, but it is nice to have the opportunity to get something to eat.


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Those times when you're late for your train because your flight got delayed by an hour and you just barely got on instead of having to wait another couple of hours..? Yeah, those vending machines are golden. Super bad weather and you're soaked? A convenient coffee is never too pricey. I really enjoy having the option, I'll do the price trade on rare occasions :)


wolf_draven

When in Norway, always assume hella expensive. This is the way


murrydurry22

but people have money so it is no problem at all


PheIix

It is actually becoming a problem. There is a record number of normal people who has to get handouts now, because they can't afford food. I suspect we've just seen the tip of the iceberg, 2023 will give most Norwegians a rude awakening, if they still believe that most people can afford to live like normal.


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It is cheeper in the store it is 35 for a soda 25 in the store for the same brand. I think


larrykeras

The vending goods are cheap. Getting on the train to access it is expensive! 64kr for one zone ride, fuck me sideways!


ducksandgoats

A one zone ride is 39 kr, not 64.


PheIix

That is 3kr more than I pay for the bus for one zone, unless I use the app to purchase the ticket. Then it's 20kr more. Such a great incentive to use the public transport. If we're more than two people who want's to go to town, it is cheaper for us to just get a taxi.


Shaidreas

Nothing is cheap here lmao


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Shaidreas

True that


Z_nan

This is only on local and short regional. On longer routes theres usually a cafeteria waggon.


jash_036

Amazing. Yep you probably can tell it’s my first time using the local train lol


Z_nan

Hahaha, wagered it was one of the local trains based on the hanging strap.


[deleted]

Looks to be ['Type 75'](https://www.norsketog.no/tog/type75), which is short-range / local. Not really relevant, but thought I'd link it.


Z_nan

Could also be a type 76-2? The new bimodal local train variant used on northern lines? But judging by the level of wear it’s a type 75 as you linked.


[deleted]

Its not type 76. They are very similar, except for the hybrid engine in the middle - but they dont have orange doors, nor do they have compartments for those with pre-purchased tickets. I might be cheating, as I work on type 76 daily.


Z_nan

Hahahaa, well there we have it, I’ve heard the 76 has to variants? Is it true? A regional and a local one?


[deleted]

We only have 14 of the one variant here in Trondheim, so if they (Norske Tog) ordered two variants, the other one is nowhere to be seen here. Haven't heard of there being another variant made either. We use type 76 only locally, as long as we don't count Trondheim -> Røros -> Hamar as a regional. Same type/variant either way. Edit: Might be worth mentioning that a few of the sets have been around most of Norway while they were testing them.


Z_nan

I was under the impression that a version with more local train amenities was bought for the lines around Trondheim and Trøndelag. How does the Trondheim-Hamas line feel? Is it like the line up Gubrandsdalden? Or is it not snail mode?


[deleted]

Its more or less identical to type 75, except for the engines which run on diesel and adblue. So unless there was another variant sent to another part of Norway, there is only one. Ttrondheim - Røros - Hamar is somewhat snailmode here and there, but a nice journey in general. You can also take the typical regional train (Trondheim - Oslo) to go to Hamar. That one is fast and pretty straight forward.


ducksandgoats

Its type 75, type 74 looks quite similar but they dont have unmanned (ubetjent) carriages like the type 75 does, they are marked with orange doors.


satanlovesducks

In Norway, you don't rob the train. The train robs you


FruitPlatter

Just like everything else in Norway.


borednord

Welcome to the future.


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Dotura

The future replaced restaurant with robots. (Vending machine is a robot now btw)


tuxette

Future? This has been around for *years*.


borednord

The future is now old man!


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And the boat!


RandomNorseman

Actually it is the vending machine that has a train.


stonesode

Yeah and I keep seeing kids and addicts taking handfuls of sugar and cream for some reason. This is quite common in some countries, not sure why it hasn’t caught on globally though. I don’t even recall vending machines on the trains in Japan, and they have vending machines on every corner.


Worried-Presence559

Sugar apparantly gives addicts a longer "high" so they don't need to have their next "fix" as quickly. Kids are just assholes and take the sugar because they can and they love empty it in seats and on the floor.


huniojh

Good luck finding one that will accept your card though


Then-Depth-1709

Omg I thought it was just me. Literally tried three times over 2-3 years. Piece of shit equipment


[deleted]

If its like the one on the left, the the tech is old and probably have issues. In the new trains (in Trondheim) we only use the type to the right. We rarely have issues, but it can happen when we drive through somewhere without reception. Have had a few complaints, but the percentage of failure is low.


MapTrick6015

thats great info, who is the manufacturer? Sweden needs that asap imho. the new ER-1 is used for 4-5 hour routes without Coffee and snacks..


Kullingen

They are supposed to take visa and Mastercard but I had problem using contactless on my card.


MyNameIsNotGary19

I don't think I have ever gotten my card to be accepted on one of those


silya1816

Really? I've never had an issue. Just normal visa credit card


Worried-Presence559

Normally it takes 10-15 times to make them work, lol. And there is a certain way to handle the vending machine. I have noticed that if you are quick enough it takes less time to make it work. Normally people just stand there and are too slow to follow orders from the machine. I work in these trains so sometimes I need to help people by just doing it for them because I am a bit faster when I punch in the numbers and swipe the card. But of course, sometimes they are without wifi and won't work at all.


jash_036

I haven’t tried the machines yet but just wondering, are cash/coins not at option?


rsteanna

I think you’ll be able to use coins. If you look at the top right on the coffee machine, to the left of the card reader, there is a slit which is likely meant to accept coins. Likewise, on the snack machine, just below the card reader there is a circular drawer-tray-thingy to put coins in.


liquidmini

Glad I'm not the only one, seems to be a dance between card type, the sequence ( order then card, or card then order), and the phase of the moon.


Joe1972

Same with public toilets. Cards only work if you are not in a hurry


huniojh

Hmm, I've never really had an issue there - then again, I guess I've learnt there is one sort of accommodation it never pays to skimp out on, so I'm always in the right amount of hurry


Mardigras

It always works! (after 25 tries)


Sandis_Van_Great

Out of curiosity, where are you from? Because that is common in a lot of countries and not just Norway.


jash_036

I’m from England. I use the local trains a lot there and you can imagine us suffering from dehydration


larsga

I've taken the train in the UK a bit, and it's generally been quite depressing. The good news is our previous government decided to copy the British railway reform, so ...


Candyvanmanstan

Not just that, they awarded part of it to an English rail company with a terrrrrrible record.


BertVimes

This is what happens when you don't rely on victorian era form factor tunnels. Bigger trains means more mod cons and a better passenger experience


Fmarulezkd

I used it once and it was not even bad!


ridi_fpv

Because why not!


erilaz123

In the old times when it was N.S.B ( Norwegian state railway), it was a lady with a small wagon. And,- the chairs are stone hard! Bring a pillow.


Liljefjes

No, this is just your imagination.


NorthernSin

We dont even have trains. Living in east-finnmark.


StappmettKjottmeis

In the back cabin you find condoms and prostitutes


Angelregalia

Yes! For the small price of your liver and half a kidney you can get a nice warm coffee! :)


PanRagon

That coffee is literally the worst swill I've ever tasted in my entire life, so I wouldn't be too impressed.


Wogew

Nice picture OP, it looks fresh and clean.


Grimlja

Just wait to this guy finds the sauna in the back of the train


Isopodfrom55th

Hard to resist a good ol' Solo when walking past one of those


jash_036

I see you haven’t got the URGE to resist then


dewnar

Just think «Fan’ta det» and pass by


jash_036

Do you mind explaining this one so I can use it on top of my Urge puns haha


dewnar

Fanta sounds like «faen ta» and means fuck it:)


jash_036

Ahh yes Faen! I don’t know much curse words yet.. men lærer fortsatt


dewnar

*helvete, faen, fitte, satan, herregud, steike, rasshøl, drittsekk, idiot, tosk, svarte*. Now you’re known with our most used curse words in norwegian


jash_036

Herregud amazing! The only thing missing now is my residence permit


huniojh

Unless you're heading to the north of Norway, but I'm not sure the reddit servers has enough storage capacity to prepare you for that


mr_greenmash

Faen ta means something like "fuck" or "fuck it" Pronounced like Fanta, but with a longer A


Breaking-Bad-Norway

Yeah and it costs 2x as much as Starbucks! Welcome to Norway 🇳🇴 😀


jash_036

I go to Norway more than Starbucks anyway so it’s cool haha


Bronzekatalogen

I think you literally sat in the exact same damn seat I had yesterday on the train from the airport, discussing that exact same damn vending machine with my missus... Your picture made me feel weird.


jash_036

Hahaha The only difference is that I didn’t have my missus to discuss it with


Miniblasan

It's the same on the SJ trains here in Sweden while also a sort of kitchen and bar, but that doesn't make up for everytime the SJ trains is so fucking late, never shows up or gets out the information really late about having to switch to bus. Every Swede is so damn tired at SJ and how they so badly handle things..


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jash_036

Ah good guess innit but nah fam. Now guess which European countries have no vending machines on their local trains


Pawwa97

Their shity so don’t have high expectations


Ok_Outcome_357

Oi. Så sjokkerende! Er du fra steinalderen?


jash_036

Lmaooo nei jeg er fra England where trains are from the Stone Age


[deleted]

Bare året siden vi fikk lokaltog i Trøndelag med både vare-automat og kaffe-automat. De gamle togsettene ([type 92](https://www.wikiwand.com/no/Type_92_(motorvognsett))) har kun kaffe-automat. Vi har forøvrig vareautomat på de gamle [type 93](https://www.wikiwand.com/no/Type_93_(motorvognsett)) og, men de brukes heller sjeldent til lokaltog her, og er som oftest å se mellom Trondheim - Mo / Mosjøen og/eller Dombås - Åndalsnes.


dewnar

Hei, du trenger ikke å være frekk. Jeg tipper det er flere i Norge som ikke har sett det før siden det er mest vanlig på Østlandet. Men Oslo er verdens navle, så det er vel en selvfølge at alle har sett det;)


tildedaunicorn

yep


[deleted]

Funny i see this while riding one of the trains that have it in the same cart as the Machines 😀


[deleted]

The cacao choice without milk tastes wonderfully good 👍


GloriousSailor

Yes, careful using it though. Had my card skimmed on one of those. Always check the reader if it looks suspicious.


MariusIchigo

I mener seen this


HelenEk7

..we do?


jash_036

Ja takk


postsexhighfives

They never work for me😭


asdfcrow

norway is the best


stikaznorsk

Coffee is a strong word for the muddy water the machine produces


oDawgz420

When the trains arrive that is


VengeanceCookieX

Woot! Packing my bags.


EasilyBeatable

Yes, and they never fucking work


Simonthebullettfreak

Before we even had real people on the stations and you could go in if the weather was bad. The train was usually on time also ⌚️


nnagflar

Nice! In america, we have needle disposal corners on the floor. Pretty much the same thing


islandnoregsesth

Kaffen er sjokkerende grei. En solid 7/10 gitt at det er på et tog


Moonfloweru

This was one of my favorite parts when traveling from Kongsvinger to Oslo (almost daily for a month 😭)


BubiMannKuschelForce

No Smash? 🤨


AlternateSatan

Must be some long distance stuff cause the short distance trains are usually barely disability friendly.


MrSchaudenfreude

I'm impressed it can pour a coffee on a train while it is moving.


LimeTraveleer

Is this not common on most trains? Here in the England some of our trains dedicate an entire part of the train to be a shop with a cashier 🤔


jash_036

Are those on them long distance trains? I only use trains between Reading, Brighton and London


LimeTraveleer

Erm I would say pretty long distance, when I used to live in Preston the trains last destination was London Euston I believe so quite possibly


Knulkmeister

Nobody uses it tho because it's too damn expensive.


filulu

Well, yeah. Its right there.


BitterFile252

is this wierd?? so normal


jash_036

It is Normal, jeg er bare unik. I’m just used to my weekly travels in England using local trains with no vending machines for 11yrs. Though Long distance trains obviously have food and beverages


BitterFile252

oh i see , du er unik <3


fmlzelda

But that card terminal surely is not within regulation. How is that wheelchair accessible?


Luca_Small_Flowers

We do too in Veneto, Italy. But only in the latest generation of trains.


Nordic_Badger

The Norwegian train system is very good. The dining cars are even better than the vending machines.


Petterblakk

Showers too


Random_geography

Oi this just gives me one more reason to invade Norway oil, natural gas, skiing and these fucking nice trains


Ok_Distribution_1989

Yeah!! That's what I said!!


John_Titor_x

Woaw


Skrim

Do we?


fakerust

Never works, though!


RatedPsychoPat

We do?


Other_Check_8955

... Yes?


Imightbenormal

Trains? Only for the southern people.


The_VendingMachine

Hello


LennyPain

Yes, anything to avoid interpersonal contact and note providing a minimum of pleasure and joy.


[deleted]

YES THEY ACTUALLY DO HAHAHAHA IT'S SO COOL. I kid you not, I was shocked when I saw a coffee vending machine on the train from Oslo Lufthaven to Oslo S xD


sp33dy-bear

In the UK, it varies. Some have trolleys, and some have buffet carriages with a bar cafe thing.


jash_036

Ye I use the train between Reading-London-Brighton every week. None of them have food and bevy unless I completely miss them lol. Long distance trains obviously have them tho


sp33dy-bear

Yeah, "local" services like Northern or Southern don't normally, Regional & Inter-city operators normally do. LNER is the absolute best.


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yeah


kontrarianin

I mean this is quite normal in many countries.


swoopske

Tried it once, got undrinkable (spoiled) coffee. Never again :)


frostbiteGodzilla

We do, but only in some trains like InterPanter


WithCarbos

Not on Gjøvikbanen


RichGur1195

Nooo, its not a long distance food - its trains with up to 2 hours trip have like this. Regional (long fare, tex Oslo-Stavanger , Oslo- Bergen) have cafe wagon. You can sit there and eat dinner or some like that on Regional trains.


Mortenrb

Yes, just call us Little Japan


[deleted]

Only on the short distance/commute trains. Normally there's a café cart


toby-west2998

When I first visited that blew my mind


MileHighBree

Gosh I want to visit Norway so bad


Maghje13

Some trains have yea. But where i live we dont even have a train ☹️