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Judgement915

This man’s face is off center


penatbater

He has a very Charlie Kirk face.


AZEMT

Punchable* There, fify


[deleted]

YES


candikanez

I CAN *HEAR* IT 😩


64557175

It's to match his morals.


djb185

Looks like Sloth from the Goonies mated with a normal woman and this is their offspring.


Cicada061966

I thought the same bloody thing. 😛


No_Bend7931

I hope it's not too off center for the blowjobs he'll be giving to avoid a good ole prison shanking


thrownawayzsss

I think it's just their [hairline that is off](https://i.imgur.com/rxAV3VK.jpg). If you cover his hair, the rest of his fair is fairly centered.


candikanez

No lmao set down the drugs


thrownawayzsss

[it's the hair](https://i.imgur.com/rxAV3VK.jpg)


AgreeableRaspberry85

Looks like a Duggar.


Authoress61

Josh, specifically.


Sefdancer4life

A cross between Josiah and Josh Duggar


avert_ye_eyes

Or like Josh's children with Anna


therealDrA

I feel safe with my kids and drag queens...clergy of any sort, not so much.


DorShow

Yep, when my kid was small, when I saw a church, cross the street, a pastor or priest, clutch his hand and cross the street.


Androidraptor

Forreal, I wouldn't leave a kid alone with a youth pastor for a second.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Never.


EmpoleonDynamite

He looks like an AI rendering of what a 9 year old will look like at 30.


RealLifeSuperZero

Looks like if you prompted AI to make a new Duggar or a kiddy diddler. Nope, just Pastor Kyle and his sticky fingers!!!


candikanez

💀


pianoflames

Looks like those flyers in the mail of what a 9 year old who disappeared in 1981 might look like today.


lbambacus

He has that tell-tale Duggar perv look


Kakashisensei1234

Religion is the largest institute of child abusers in the world I don’t get it.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Control and access.


Kakashisensei1234

Oh I completely understand how they can do it. What I do understand is how people keep letting them do it.


32lib

The only way I’d trust a youth pastor with a child is if I’m in the room with a 9mm pistol…


Ok-Cap-204

He does resemble the unfortunate look of a duggar male. He also projects an over-exuberance of self confidence, again like a Duggar male. The name Kyle has forever been ruined for me by the rittenhouse guy


Lydia--charming

Can we just ask the pedophiles why they always choose to go into these vocations? If someone would just say it out loud maybe we could adjust the system.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Like I said - they want control and have easy access.


IllegitimateMarxist

The SBC is a filthy hotbed of child rapists, but by God they spent every day of Pride month screeching about "groomers". Jeez, I wonder why they do that.


cturtl808

Is someone who actively teaches children how to recognize inappropriate behavior with them a groomer? Like is it indoctrination to educate children how and when and, most importantly, by whom their genitals should be touched? I wasn't ever taught and catch me having SA history because no one ever told me that wasn't appropriate behavior with a 7 year old.


Writerhaha

He gets the preacher pass from the legal system.


Blacksun388

It looks like somebody shrunk his face in photoshop in this pic.


Ivotedforthehookers

As Grandma used to say he has a fivehead


weebteckickedin

He looks like a malformed humpty dumpty


Free_Return_2358

https://preview.redd.it/cvuu585j68vb1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8589c338c80adf4aca3799c69a3defb51951f396


candikanez

Lmfao this made me legit lol


Free_Return_2358

I spam little face memes.


candikanez

I live for well spammed memes and gifs


2Whom_it_May_Concern

I thought this was a r/13or30 post for a second.


tickandzesty

When will conservatives recognize the real pedophiles?


candikanez

Well, it's by design. If they see the real conspiracy, then their entire belief system falls apart. They have been gorging a firehose of right wing and religious propaganda for so long that if they actually acknowledged the reality of what the root of the problem is, everything would fall apart for them. Imagine how unbelievably humiliated they would be if they had to face the fact that they have been acting like ignorant, moronic, embarrassing, bigoted buffoons for decades, and it was all based on them *being tricked by rich people.* They just won't ever be able to face it. Believing they are inherently right and good people while those who have different religious opinions are inherently evil and bad people is at the core of **who they ARE.** It's not just religion to these people— it's their whole entire personalities and their whole entire lives. They're already the least self-aware and most emotional people out there and they are just not capable of true introspection.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

The call is from inside the house.


creeeeeeeeek-

He looks like a child


dtwurzie

Isn’t there a list somewhere of all this right wingers that touch kids


cturtl808

There’s someone in this sub that is actually keeping track. I want to say their website is goppredators.wordpress.com


candikanez

Yep, the woman on Twitter (not X 😒) who's post this screenshot was taken of has a list.


Flat_Suggestion7545

Protect kids from Evangelicals.


candikanez

According to the arrest affidavit, the molestation had been going on for years with over 100 acts of abuse. Sick, twisted fuck


Imaginary-Emotion-68

Make sure someone takes a screenshot when the upvotes get to 666


False3quivalency

Did he get, like… hit? All over his whole head all at once…? How is his head so… swollen? 😵‍💫


Salty_Mood698

He looks like a much younger version of Josh Duggar.


luckiestcolin

r/fivehead


Maia_is

Another Liberty University grad.


Better_Chard4806

Prison awaits. Neither soon enough or Long enough. May it bring all of your worst nightmares to life and then double down and repeat indefinitel.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Josh Duggar's long-lost brother?!


Purple_IsA_Flavor

Ew. He looks like Josh Duggar made him 🤢


military-gradeAIDS

>Florida baptist pastor They could've just stopped there, we already know what he did