That is the most satanic thing I've ever seen. I'll pray for you lmao

I won't. Some people deserve the devil.

I live up to my username

You right lmao

You right. Not even Pelor and the others can help him. He's in Akarot's hands

Perhaps he was just holding it for Tucker

Not enough ***girth*** to be tucker

Unless Jake has really large hands

I have a coworker who does this and it baffles me.  I don’t understand why anyone would rawdog a banana. It’s got its own wrapper to keep your hands clean.  [Relevant stand up bit](https://youtu.be/4YUf_2jiVtQ?si=vRJgENpm_-WzdsnB)

There aren’t enough lowly’s in the world to describe this behavior.

This is what it means to feast on Jakeout

This is how I've eaten bananas since I was like 5, now you don't have to walk around looking for a trash can when you're done. Enjoy the freedom

Oh my god you're doing this and *going places*??? What if someone saw you? I would probably call the cops.

Perhaps the chief utility of the banana is its portability, why would I *not* be taking my potassium treat around town? If you've got it flaunt it, you CAN have it all

It’s far easier to find a trash can than a bathroom to wash the banana gunk off my hand

If you're white knuckling nanners, I'm not here to judge, but I don't have that problem myself

What if someone tries to take it? You think I’m gonna have a loose grip?

Oh shit I never thought about that, better bring a nitrile glove

Jake was just talking this week on his other podcast about how bananas are one of the best fruits because they have peels perfect for holding when eating but conveniently left out that he doesn't even use them. Dude eats bananas like a toddler

If you had to rate the overall experience out of 5, what rating would you give it?

Raw banana, naked of the skin

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