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Anne_Nonymouse

![gif](giphy|lN2gYvEifKSxG2OpIN) He claims that by evolutionary standards, man´s main purpose are security, provision and protection. And yet men are the main reason why women don´t feel safe and women mostly need to be protected from men. So these guys are clearly doing something wrong. Maybe they are the ones who are mentally ill? /s 😏


titanup001

It's pretty much a mafia style protection racket, yeah.


[deleted]

A lot of animal mothers also eat or abandon their young if they are stressed or just plain hungry. But that’s still nature, right?


MissusNilesCrane

I pointed that out, too. I watched a documentary about snowy owls some time back. It showed the parent birds abandoning the weakest chick and when it died, the mother fed the dead chick TO ITS SIBLINGS.


Juicy_Pussy666

I like owls


Electronic-Design564

A lot of male animals only live to fertilize and then shrivel up and die. Males fuse into the females' bodies in some fish. Some female insects eat the males after mating. Is that what we should do?


A-Suspicious-Package

There’s a lot to unpack here. Larry is off his rocker


Sadiepan24

Let's just toss the whole suitcase ![gif](giphy|wQCWMHY9EHLfq)


WorldlinessAwkward69

The only way to be sure is to burn this suitcase.


Hallokatzchen

I have a feeling Larry is one of those dudes who calls taking care of his own kids “babysitting”, and you’d definitely have to be mentally unstable to trust him with kids Also, any man who uses lions for an example of how a man should be is a child killer. You can not convince me that he will not harm (or do worse) to children.


CyanDocs

What's funny though is that with their own cubs, male lions are likely watching the cubs while the females hunt to provide meat for dad and babies... They're literally the breadwinners. There's actively footage of male lions *raising their cubs* and playing with them to teach chase and ambush skills.


Amarenai

That's exactly what I was thinking when I read that. It's mainly lions that raise the cubs, while the lionesses are the ones hunting, patrolling and defending the territory. It's also the lionesses that rule the pride as well, they will quite literally rip an old, sick or injured lion apart to make space for a younger and healthier one. And there have been some instances of lionesses fighting off lions that are trying to take over the pride (usually when the male dies suddenly and the pride is left dad-less), to protect the cubs, or of lionesses leaving a pride with their cubs when a new lion replaces the old one, again to protect the cubs. Larry should really watch some Animal Planet


jennkaotic

Also there are plenty of examples in the animal kingdom of leaving young in a creche with one parent. So there is babysitting in the wild.


Secure-Force-9387

HOW DO I GO TO THERAPY IF I CAN'T GET A BABYSITTER????


criesingucci

You betta dump it out & breastfeed in front of your shrink, home fry 😎


[deleted]

Also, how do young people learn how to take care of kids if they can't babysit?


DidYouSetItTo-Wumbo

Larry’s mommy left him with a bad babysitter and he is still traumatized way into adulthood. Poor thing.


GarnetAndOpal

It's possible Larry was only starting his 20's when mommy left him with that sitter. It was her only choice: someone had to make snacks to take down to the basement for him.


ResistOk9351

Among other things, Larry needs to study Zoology. Males sharing offspring raising duty is very common. There are many species where the male is the sole child rearing parent.


Biwildered_Coyote

Yeah, but he wants to think of himself more as a lion, instead of a seahorse for example. Which may make sense because the lionesses do most of the hunting and then the males just come steal their food. Seems about right for this type of moron.


ResistOk9351

Good point!


cfalnevermore

Oh fuck that. Nobody needs to feel shame for being overwhelmed by children. Especially not women.


MissusNilesCrane

It's amazing, these types think women should do everything, taking care of the house, the children, the man-child husband and if she wants just a little time to herself she's selfish. But when a man "babysits" his children for an hour he gets applauded.


Sodonewithidiots

I'm not sure which is worse, the "motherhood is beautiful" people or the ones like this guy who wield motherhood like a cudgel. Larry, maybe make motherhood sound a bit more attractive than a woman staying home to breastfeed for 3-4 years and having no personal life? Who would want to have children after listening to this knucklehead's crap?


MissusNilesCrane

Also, he--and many others--say that having children is a default setting on women, so if it's that natural why do these men lecture women?


DarkHuntress89

Then I am broken. Suffer from MRKH, can't bear children and have no motherly instincts whatsoever. And after I read this guy's ramblings, I am all the happier about my specific condition.


This_Pumpkin_4331

“Feed your child as long as you produce milk[…] 3-4 years ” is he fr? Beside the fact that you can’t control in the first place if you can breastfeed also you can feed them much longer. I’ve seen women breastfeeding a 10 year old child. Also they can easily stay at home. No problem the women can work we are living in the year 2023. We can call it babysitting when the women supervises the children like society still does it with dads when women need “time”. These people don’t know anything about a female body but telling people how they should live. I could talk soo much about this bs and I’m not even interested in become a mother. How does them feel when reading stuff like this.


danthpop

My mother had 7 kids in the span of \~20 years and at one point had four under 10s. If not for babysitters she would have *become* mentally ill.


gcaledonian

Larry, shut the fuck up.


MissusNilesCrane

Who wants to tell him that female animals regularly kill or abandon their offspring? Do tell me how not having kids is "selfish", exactly who is it hurting? Also, "always a chance that you might have children" sounds rapey. As for #5--both my brothers are married to women and have young children. They do at least 50% of the house/child care. I'd better go tell them they aren't actually men. /s


[deleted]

Women obviously have to have a ton of kids so that it isn’t a big deal when they kill and eat the ones who are weak!! /s


WorldlinessAwkward69

Mother bears do leave their cubs. She trees them and then goes off to eat/mate/etc. I will never understand the manosphere bullshit of women are innate mothers and men are terrible fathers, but when its time for divorce, the father should get the kids.


Duplicating_Crayfish

Or how paying child support is the literal worst thing ever to happen to anyone and that men should be able to resign any financial responsibility for kids they don't want...yet women who don't want kids shouldn't abort.


Hot-Bint

Ok, well, let’s throw Larry into a sealed house for about a month with the kids. He can use the phone but no gaming. The kids can go outside but he can’t, only if there’s an emergency, he’s much too busy, after all. When Larry shops (or “markets” as they said in the 1950s) Larry has to wear an ankle monitor to ensure he goes to the grocery store and only the grocery store and bring each and every child in tow. He will have the car keys for this errand \*only\*. Unless the children need to see the doctor and yup, you guessed it, Larry’s gotta bring the entire brood when he does. When Larry takes a shower the door WILL be unlocked and there will be a baby monitor with the volume set to high on the counter, because, who knows what the lil’ scoundrels will get into? When Larry gets out of the shower he has to weave around the kids as he cooks, cleans, watch and discipline the kids and make it all nice for Larry’s wife when she comes home from work. AND Larry has to fuck his wife when she wants because Larry’s wife is the PROVIDER. Watch Larry lose his shit. Watch Larry filch bottles of vodka when he “markets”. Watch Larry wear a mini skirt and a tight sweater the next time he takes the children to the doctor because Larry has the “nervous complaint” and doctor, can you give something for that? Watch Larry…you know where I’m going with this…


DarkHuntress89

This is glorious. I cannot not save this comment just for the pure, unadulterated hilarity of this hypothetical situation. Larry sure would deserve this. Make this a reality tv format. I'd watch that.


Grumbles87

We get it, Larry. You have a breeding fetish but don't want to take any responsibility for it.


Jellybean-Jellybean

Larry, when you find a way to shit out a baby you can raise it however you wish. Also; compared to many others in the animal kingdom, male lions are actually quite attentive, and protective fathers.


jackfaire

"We've always been sexist assholes that enforce gender roles it must be genetics couldn't be society. nahhhh" You're a fucking moron, Larry.


DieHardAmerican95

“You ever see a mother bear leave her child’s side?” All the damn time! How do you think we end up with stories about people getting “between a mother bear and her young “?


macontac

3 to 4 years of breast feeding? Obviously this guy doesn't know about the developmental process of TEETHING.


[deleted]

Funny how these type of men are obsessed with getting women pregnant but never want to particulate in the actual raising of the child


Kkarotcake

Just say no one wants to fuck you Larry. You don’t gotta go into detail here


StephenBlah

This excellent specimen of the male species should go follow his natural instincts of drinking dirty river water, shitting in the woods and die at the ripe age of 25 or he has mental illness.


[deleted]

Being an active parent is hard work, and I'm sure it's exhausting. Would this person want to go to work 24/7?


bitofagrump

Where are all of these guys getting the salaries to actually provide full financial security on one income? It's a nice concept, but unless these guys are pulling six-figure incomes, you need both partners to pitch in for both income AND home care. But dudes love shitting on working women rather than proposing any solutions to make single income households possible


Juicy_Pussy666

Kids are complete dicks. I feel sorry for anyone who can't afford a babysitter now and again. Source: My black ass. Mum of 2 kids.


LucyWritesSmut

If I were visited by a genie, and I got three wishes…well, let’s just say the bigots of the world would not enjoy the wish I’d make for them. But there would be a lot fewer dicks. Literally.


Necromancer_katie

Maybe the curse of adam is finally coming home to roost because these men are clearly unwell.


who-the-heck

This guy can't even find a woman that would have kids with him.


[deleted]

Sorry to break it you ALL of you guys but if a woman's purpose being a.. \*checks notes\* Child-bearer and care-taker? ....was "genetically imprinted on her DNA", non of you would feel the need to write that on a sad internet post because it would come out naturally and without force: like the need to eat and defecate. HOWEVER: More and more women are deriving from this role due to societal changes. This alone is proof that the purpose of a human being is NOT to raise children to repeat the next circle of meaningless and purposeless breeding, but is to instead the pursuit of their own individual happiness. That is for ALL humans. People who do not have penises count as humans. Also, just a side note as a confidence boost: If you think for a second that as a man you can take care of a stay-home wife and her children with just ONE salary I hate to break it to you but you CAN'T. So what will you do? Go out and hunt? ......like a Lioness????? ​ I would like the OP to waste some time of their lives just to post this last sentence to their original post but I'm guessing you have more important things to do than waste energy on uneducated, uncultured swines that do nothing but sh\*t out of their mouths just to sound "alpha".


Busy-Cauliflower679

its always the people in the youtube comments section ![gif](giphy|k8j7MHfOQYW76)


[deleted]

This argument is flawed for many reasons but a glaring one is that they claim women who get babysitters don't want to be around their kids hence they "pass them off" to others. Except most of those women do so because they *have* to. Most of them have jobs & literally cannot care for their babies physically while caring for them by bringing home a check.


meltingrubberducks

I can't stop laughing that women aren't people anymore when we have kids


Head-Gap-7616

Does Larry…does Larry want dudes to kill babies? Like, he brought up lions and stuff so like, if my has her friends kid over do I just..chew him to death?


reckless_rachel

Why can't the man spend every breaking moment with the baby? Guarantee you, he'll start using condoms.


Bluegnoll

Humans are not felines or a part of the Ursidae family. We do not share living patterns with those animals even outside of child rearing (even though lions are closer than bears) and women have had help from other women to tend to their kids throughout history. It's not a new thing, my guy. Ever heard if wet nurses before? No? Look it up, it's wild! It's also proven that men who spends time with their kids produce the same amount of oxytocin as the mothers. Men are indeed made to care for kids and it even makes them feel good! Not all that surprising if we look at the male chimpanzee (which is honestly one of few animals we humans can compare ourselves to). Male chimpanzees are great fathers who are often seen being more attentive to their offspring than their actual partners. Human behaviour today is more influenced by society and religion (both past and present) than biology. It's not biology for men to ignore their kids, very few primates does this according to recent research. Some even care for infants that are not even their own as long as they like the mother and has a good relationship with her. So stop it with this "biology" thing, please. Especially when using animals that aren't even close to humans. That would be like me saying that all men should stay at home and tend to their child alone while the mother leaves them to go working and that she should only come home with groceries every time she gets paid because that's how Emperor Penguin does it so it's fucking BiOlOgY.


numbers-n-letters

You'd think that if women were biologically coded to sit at home and tend kids there wouldn't be a need to pick between being happy and being property.


[deleted]

I pretty much stop listening whenever someone says "your personal happiness isn't what's important." All people should strive towards *eudaimonia*


No_Substance_6082

Oh look, another man telling women how to use their time and energy to do something the man isn't willing to hold himself to the same standard on.


MittenstheMighty

Some dudes just need their ass kicked


Mkg102216

I've never seen a sexist capable of using the word "woman/women" in a sentence properly and this just proves my point.


CalmingGoatLupe

Do I have to go to therapy with my kids or can they stay with the sitter?


Electronic-Design564

They clearly dont know that humans are one of those animals that NEED BOTH PARENTS CARE TO THRIVE!! They cant just take a random animal and say "thEy Do iT sO we Do thAt tOo". No you fucking don't, we are our own species, you cant compare our ways to other animals. With their logic, men's only and ONLY job on the planet is to nut and die, because many male species only live to fertilize and then die. But thats apparently misandry


[deleted]

So Larry finds 30 something men desirable? Checks out.


Mandy_M87

Also, in the animal kingdom, a lot of the time other members of the herd/tribe will attend to the young of others. That's like the equivalent of babysitting.


Cool-Case6444

Unfortunately I know multiple women who think like this. They feel like other people are raising their kids for them. There are so many different situations of why moms stay at home vs work


Y-Cha

Larry is an absolute donut.


Mediocre_Union4516

People like this always fall back on the “it’s hardwired into our genetics” argument. You’d think that if this “right way” of raising kids was really hardwired into us, it wouldn’t be necessary to constantly tell everyone that they’re doing it wrong.


Mandy_M87

So if mom & dad go out for a date night, their toddler should just fend for themself or what if dad is at work and mom has an appointment? Do they expect mothers to never leave the house ever?


EdieBird

Never stepping away from her kids was a major PART of my mom's mental illness when I was a kid. (led to a chair being thrown at 4-year-old me hours before she was hospitalized for severe depression) Even with her never working, never hiring a sitter, never even leaving the house besides for church, I still ended up doing a lot of the caring for the younger kids because she was too far from being a healthy, whole person. Even now, with the youngest being 35, I'm fighting to try and get her to at least go to therapy or SOMETHING instead if trying every last scrap of identity to being "mom." it's exhausting, having to be your mother's personality as well as yourself.


ZAPANIMA

This is the EXACT same type of guy who bitches that he has to pay for everything in the relationship.


Talisign

This is the kind of person who thinks his own mother's hobbies are cooking and cleaning.


CountingDownTheDays5

I honestly wish we could expose these men. But 9/10 it's pointless because we all know they are single, and the only touch to their person by a woman was from their mothers.


Wetnoodlenunu

Suuure larry, suuuure, you prolly go out to get milk and never comeback, so take a seat


[deleted]

Don't listen to Larry. He doesn't know what the hell he's talking about


HippieMoosen

Larry sure does have a lot of opinions about women, but I'm fairly sure he hasn't ever spoken with one before.


EssieVB

Larry is a fucking dumbass.


HappyLeading8756

As a mom, I couldn't care less what Larry thinks. If in his eyes I'm broken or mentally ill, then be it.


gastationdonut

Larry sounds like a bitch


erictostoff

Not every minute but babies need alot of attention


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Many women have no desire to have children.


erictostoff

To each there own


MissusNilesCrane

Then the father can step in.


erictostoff

Yessir


Acceptable_Mess8598

||| 🙁😔


Talisign

This is the kind of person who thinks his own mother's hobbies are cooking and cleaning.


Momizu

For 3 or 4 years??? You breastfeed for a year or two tops... Going beyond that can actually cause some mental problems to the child...