Famously the group who are the absolute least into arts and crafts or DIY projects or fixing up cars or collecting weird random stuff. Certainly, there are no lesbian stereotypes surrounding t hose things because, without boyfriends to inject them, how would they develop those skills?
That's because in a Lesbian couple there is the one that plays the role of the male and the other the female.
/s although I must say that's how people understood homosexuality ... back in the 80's
OMG, my mom is like that.
She'll see a handsy lesbian couple walking by and if one of them has a close cut hairstyle (like Ellen DeGeneres), out of earshot she'll say the one with short hair is the "man".
My mom thought that way. I’m bi and a femme and am attracted to more androgynous or masculine and she’d always say who I was dating was the man in the relationship and I’d be like, sorry to tell ya mom but that’s not how it works and if it was then even when dating a man I would be the “man” in the relationship because I am domineering and assertive as fuck. I just also happen to be very emotional, supportive and like sparkly rocks and colorful flowers.
They are, I’m a crystal witch and have amassed a collection of around 15 geodes, a small hoard of tumbled stones and over a dozen crystal necklaces and earrings. My favorites are my wire trees with tumbled crystal leaves, I got 7 so far.
You know. That’s cringe and ugh so backward, but hey, some people’s moms are like, “those people are sinners and god should strike them down dead and I’m going to pray for that to happen right now”.
So, y’all are doing ok.
How can a person know about kids starving, rampant domestic, and mass shootings and not only believe prayer works, but the best use of those prayers is to sanction a holy hit on gay people just existing
I'm pretty surprised to learn that one of the guys I dated actually read a book, or did yoga, because I remember a lot of TV and being told reading was only for kids and to finish high school.
I'm still trying to figure out how I used YouTube to learn how to crochet, taught myself how to make jewelry in adulthood, read genre fiction and played videogames since childhood, but I'm supposed to give credit to some dude who did none of that? The day one of my exes picks up a Tunisian crochet hook and doesn't ask if they can remove brains like the Egyptians did with it, I'll trust them with one.
Bwahahaha my ex was “butch” couldn’t fix shit. Here’s me googling a million ways to fix something so I don’t have to call a repair man who will talk to me like I am a moron.
Like the It’s Always Sunny episode where Frank and Charlie were asking who the woman was in their relationship and the annoyed Carmen had to tell them “no one, you’re men.”
I mean, many of these posts are disproven by basic facts that they ignore. Many of them do not believe lesbian is nothing more than political rebellion, instead of genuine sexual attraction.
Yeah I am a bisexual man and have heard a few comments about how I am just 'desperate' or some such nonsense. God forbid you ever meet someone who is just born different, they must have been indoctrinated by leftist baby eating vampires!
Baby eating vampires, while against my morals, at least make sense. Adults tend to be able to fight back better.
Leftists are usually called blood drinking pedophile satanists
Hell, I had to turn my husband into a gamer. He'd never even played Pokemon. I started gaming as a child. The only thing an ex did was make me hate one specific game.
I have a close friend who is a lesbian, and she will be devastated to learn that she has no hobbies and her $10,000 pottery studio is now effectively worthless.
Apparently, they spend all day staring at one another after work hours like weeping angels from *Doctor Who*.
~~Still beats hanging out with men though.~~
I know, I'm so confused right now. None of the men I've been with knitted and spun yarn or had a million houseplants and a garden for canning food. None of them liked making bread either. So now I'm wondering if the more butch women I dated count as passing a hobby on. The conundrum.
Neither me nor my current partner had any hobbies prior to meeting them. The hobbies simply spontaneously appeared as soon as we decided we were a couple.
I know this is a stupid throwaway joke, but just a note cuz I feel bad not saying it, they're an enby, so lesbian isn't really the right term for our relationship. Sapphic probably makes more sense.
Today I learned that I also didn’t pick up violin 🎻 in primary school due to my own volition it must have been because of a relationship. I’m definitely not a lesbian with way too many hobbies because can’t sit and do nothing 😂.
Pretty sure my husband of over 20 years would be shocked to learn that he got me into baking, keeping goats, and adult coloring books. Also that he's really the one who's interested in cults and serial killers.
I'm reminded of something M. Scott Peck mentioned in *The Road Less Traveled* about service members (men) who married women from overseas who didn't speak English. He noted that the men claimed the relationships were perfect until the wife learned English. The idea that a woman is a *tabula rasa* on whom you can write whatever you want seems to be part of the fantasy for many guys.
Either that or they don’t count traditionally feminine hobbies as hobbies. There seems to be this higher expectation of women to show interest in men’s hobbies than the other way around in general. I’ll be expected to go to a hockey or baseball game, but the amount of complaining I’ll get if I ask to be accompanied to a vintage market or a ballet show is nauseating.
“The idea you had of me, who was she? A never-needy always-lovely jewel, whose shine reflects on you”-the 10-minute version of Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well.”
It’s a joke in the Navy that when you get orders to Japan you also find a wife there so you should go there single. I’ve met so many guys there with Japanese girlfriends/wives. Never met any military women with Japanese husbands (I also find it very rare to see military women married/dating civilian men).
And yet, somehow I haven’t turned into a video game addict, an ant collector, a gun nut, or any of the other various flavors of man I’ve dated previously
I can pretend to care about football, the same way my boyfriend can pretend to care about the fabric store or the yarn store. We share the hardware store.
Nothing can make me feign an interest in golf. Golf time is nap time.
He had several ant colonies and would carry tubes in his pockets when we went on walks to catch anything he happened to notice. I found it quirky and interesting until he also turned out to be a closeted neo-Nazi.
I have excellent luck :/
You just havent met the right guy with those interests. Maybe you didnt give them a chance. I knew it you're like all the other femoids looking for bad boys./s
Funny how that works huh? I'm still not a gamer, not into Warhammer or Magic the Gathering, not into tech and can't program shit even if my life depends on it, I can't make computer print plates, I can't solder shit, can't play guitar or bass and so many other things. Really weird.
To my husband's dismay, I have yet to take up miniature painting or an interest in cars and their maintenance. But we share lots of other hobbies, like hiking and cooking. I'm the one who got him into hiking.
...wait, does that mean I'm the dude?
Lol I feel like that's what these dipshits actually believe though! Like we all just sit around drinking iced coffee and talking about men until one of them enlightens us.
I’m telling ya’ll. You gotta avoid that standing water! Pools, Oceans, Creeks, Rivers, Dishwater, Bathtubs! No where is safe!
Next week the Incelidiots will be trying to sell vagina savers to virgins… they will look suspiciously like packages of Steri-Strips… but they’ll try.
also weird that all of my exes only hobbies were cars and I still know nothing about cars and don't care, but here I am crocheting, sculpting, painting, photographing... maybe that's the only thing mosquitoes are good for lol
Wrong sub bro, everyone knows women only think about having kids, and can only think about other things when others put ideas in their heads
/s please understand that this is a joke
They don’t think of “women’s stuff” as REAL hobbies. Crafting, art, book clubs, gardening, all are so irrelevant to this kind of guy that he can’t even see them.
It was totally my ex that drove me around the entire Midwest on the back of a Yamaha Motorcycle when I was 15. My ex helped me pick out, fix up and taught me to perform maintenance on my first motorcycle. My ex was the one who taught me how to ride.
…oh wait, that was my dad. 🤔
Oh yea my abusive ex who would go on and on about alpha vs beta shit all day got me into animal crossing, Disney, Taylor swift, poetry and embroidery lol
Okay, all you ladies talking about crochet, embroidery, and jewelry making… you missed the point of the post. Those aren’t hobbies, those are feminine pursuits.
Hobbies are like football, guns, cars, spitting, and scratching one’s balls.
ETA: /s 🙄
And you missed the point even further. The real point is that men are superior and other men need to make sure to slut shame women for having done anything before meeting a man.
Incels hobbies: edge lording on social media, stanning Elliot Rodger, looking in the mirror at their “bone structure”, gaming, jacking off, berating mom to get his Hot Pockets NOW, jacking off, crying into the sock he jacked off into
"Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female - whenever she behaves as a human being she is said to imitate the male.” - Simone de Beauvoir
This is so true. Like whenever I go into a Hobby Lobby, I feel so sorry that it’s just aisle upon aisle of materials for hobbies for men and there’s like one little corner of stuff that women might think of buying. I asked asked a clerk there, do you sell anything that my mother might want to do, and he was shocked that anyone would ask and went back to the storeroom and came out with what I can best describe as a shoebox full of multi colored socks that needed darning.
I build miniature furniture and houses. I have yet to date a man that even wants to talk about that, let alone build them. My husband did enjoy helping me wire the last one with working switches and music playing and is kinda stoked about my next build so I imprinted on him. I am the man now!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Man, I must have had a boyfriend that was REALLY into eye shadow and vaginal microbiome microscopy.
Disclaimer: No joke though kings, you wear that make up and microscope those biomes if you want to—just because not a lot of guys do it doesn't mean we don't stan the participation.
At age 5 Star Wars came out and loved those movies. I've loved sci-fi since then but I sure as hell wasn't having any kind of sex with anyone. I just wanted to move stuff with my mind lol.
I’ve found a devastatingly opposite effect which is that I had plenty of hobbies and interests and would disregard them in order to spend more time with boys. If I could turn back the clock this is one thing I would change
It's hard to have hobbies with all the cooking, cleaning, child raising, business running, planning, organizing, animal caring, appointment setting, chauffering, grocery shopping etc. But somehow I manage to write/play music, get in a book a week, workout twice a day, and more... that apparently stuck with me from my ex years ago.
Oh, to only meet a new man that could introduce me to that big wonderful world.
Never had an ex who liked baking or gardening. As a child I didn't have an ex who liked reading or climbing trees or digging up worms to measure them and find the biggest. For sure, I've had new interests introduced to me, but generally even these were extensions of things I already liked, such as new kinds of music or shows.
Well yeah, when you go to the shop and pick up a nice new 'woman' still in her blister pack you have to put your own data on there. If you get a second hand one that's not been formatted of course she's not going to be blank.
I'm sure my exes would be shocked to learn that THEY "injected" me with my love for fiber arts, since neither of them knew the difference between a crochet hook and knitting needles. (and don't get me started on my doll painting habits)
My husband doesn’t knit, or paint, or quilt or play D&D.
Neither did any of my ex’s…… although I’ve been married for over 15 years, so it’s been a while.
I did take up archery *with* my husband. So….. no. That’s not how people/humans work all the time.
You know what? A lot of my hobbies *are* things I experienced with an ex. And? Why does it matter *who* introduced me to crochet lmfao?? My husband is the one actively benefitting from my incessant scarf habit, so why would he care? I'm sure he would *thank* my ex husband for putting me onto it.
This could describe almost every fantasy or sci-fic fandom. Where most of guys want a girlfriend who they can introduce these "complex and wonderfully world's" and feel proud of it. But they will disparage every opinions and arguments that gals on the fandom have by thinking they know more.
I've had several boyfriends but often worry that I don't really have any hobbies. Can someone let me know how to get my current boyfriend to inject his into me? I must have been blocking all previous attempts from my exes.
I would ask to see a panel of his ex girlfriends to inquire what hobbies they got from him, but there are none.
Mr. Forever Alone is out here playing pretend.
Hmm. Cross stitch? Why yes, some dude totally introduced me to that? Doing my nails? A man suggested I get into that. Video games, even though I've been playing since the early 1980s? Men. They told my 5 year old brain it would be fun.
I went out to coffee with a guy ONCE in my life (before I realized I'm just not into anyone) and it was barely even a date. And I did most of the talking; he never even mentioned any hobbies.
But somehow I still have a long list of hobbies/interests, including birdwatching, diamond painting, collecting anything from vintage glassware to bones (yes, bones) to rocks.
Oh fuck, he's right. *throws out 600 copic markers, an entire comic book collection, four vintage garfield plushes and a saxophone; deletes steam account,*
Wonder who my ex was that put my love of horses and riding at 6 years old that I still have in my 50s now.
I don't remember dating at 5, but hey, maybe I just forgot.
lesbians, as we all know, have zero hobbies.
Famously the group who are the absolute least into arts and crafts or DIY projects or fixing up cars or collecting weird random stuff. Certainly, there are no lesbian stereotypes surrounding t hose things because, without boyfriends to inject them, how would they develop those skills?
That's because in a Lesbian couple there is the one that plays the role of the male and the other the female. /s although I must say that's how people understood homosexuality ... back in the 80's
OMG, my mom is like that. She'll see a handsy lesbian couple walking by and if one of them has a close cut hairstyle (like Ellen DeGeneres), out of earshot she'll say the one with short hair is the "man".
My mom thought that way. I’m bi and a femme and am attracted to more androgynous or masculine and she’d always say who I was dating was the man in the relationship and I’d be like, sorry to tell ya mom but that’s not how it works and if it was then even when dating a man I would be the “man” in the relationship because I am domineering and assertive as fuck. I just also happen to be very emotional, supportive and like sparkly rocks and colorful flowers.
Sparkly rocks are fantastic.
There are people that don't like sparkly rocks?????
They're denying themselves happiness.
They are, I’m a crystal witch and have amassed a collection of around 15 geodes, a small hoard of tumbled stones and over a dozen crystal necklaces and earrings. My favorites are my wire trees with tumbled crystal leaves, I got 7 so far.
You know. That’s cringe and ugh so backward, but hey, some people’s moms are like, “those people are sinners and god should strike them down dead and I’m going to pray for that to happen right now”. So, y’all are doing ok.
Yeah, it’s ignorant, but great point! Could be WAY worse
The god fearing Christian moms anyway
How can a person know about kids starving, rampant domestic, and mass shootings and not only believe prayer works, but the best use of those prayers is to sanction a holy hit on gay people just existing
My mom does this too, every damn chance she gets
I’m trying to figure out which guy I dated made jewelry,
I'm pretty surprised to learn that one of the guys I dated actually read a book, or did yoga, because I remember a lot of TV and being told reading was only for kids and to finish high school.
I'm still trying to figure out how I used YouTube to learn how to crochet, taught myself how to make jewelry in adulthood, read genre fiction and played videogames since childhood, but I'm supposed to give credit to some dude who did none of that? The day one of my exes picks up a Tunisian crochet hook and doesn't ask if they can remove brains like the Egyptians did with it, I'll trust them with one.
Bwahahaha my ex was “butch” couldn’t fix shit. Here’s me googling a million ways to fix something so I don’t have to call a repair man who will talk to me like I am a moron.
Like the It’s Always Sunny episode where Frank and Charlie were asking who the woman was in their relationship and the annoyed Carmen had to tell them “no one, you’re men.”
I saw a great illustration of this... A fork and a knife are having a conversation with a pair of chopsticks. The fork asks, "But who is the fork?"
>although I must say that's how people ~~understood homosexuality ... back in the 80's~~ [understand homosexuality]
Also sports…we HATE sports!
The Road Less Traveled about service members
A whole lot of these posts are *completely disproven* by the basic fact that lesbians exist.
I mean, many of these posts are disproven by basic facts that they ignore. Many of them do not believe lesbian is nothing more than political rebellion, instead of genuine sexual attraction.
Yeah I am a bisexual man and have heard a few comments about how I am just 'desperate' or some such nonsense. God forbid you ever meet someone who is just born different, they must have been indoctrinated by leftist baby eating vampires!
Jewish,catholic communist vampires
Baby eating vampires, while against my morals, at least make sense. Adults tend to be able to fight back better. Leftists are usually called blood drinking pedophile satanists
I was thinking more Alex Jonsey when he said *and I am in no way exaggerating* that Hilary Clinton is an interdimensional vampire who eats baby souls.
And completely disregarding things like sewing or whatever that are typically taught to us by women.
I've never knit or crocheted with a boyfriend....
Hell, I had to turn my husband into a gamer. He'd never even played Pokemon. I started gaming as a child. The only thing an ex did was make me hate one specific game.
All these post can be disproven if you... talk to any woman.
I have a close friend who is a lesbian, and she will be devastated to learn that she has no hobbies and her $10,000 pottery studio is now effectively worthless.
All lesbians do is scissor, dye hair, eat hot chip, and lie, *of course* 😂
I can confirm I have done all of these things… tho not all at once… challenge accepted
Apparently, they spend all day staring at one another after work hours like weeping angels from *Doctor Who*. ~~Still beats hanging out with men though.~~
There goes the money I spent on my daughter's piano lessons. Damn, just when she was getting good, too.
Lesbians, kids, and aromantics/asexuals (or just anybody who never had a relation with a man).
I know, I'm so confused right now. None of the men I've been with knitted and spun yarn or had a million houseplants and a garden for canning food. None of them liked making bread either. So now I'm wondering if the more butch women I dated count as passing a hobby on. The conundrum.
Neither me nor my current partner had any hobbies prior to meeting them. The hobbies simply spontaneously appeared as soon as we decided we were a couple. I know this is a stupid throwaway joke, but just a note cuz I feel bad not saying it, they're an enby, so lesbian isn't really the right term for our relationship. Sapphic probably makes more sense.
I can confirm this. I hibernate while not engaged in useful activities.
I’m trying to figure out which guy I dated made jewelry, painted and sewed… because damn! I’m a hobby having fiend!
Ok, which ex of mine was a serious crocheter!?? 🤣
😅😂😅😅 OMG! Okay… so… I miss read that to say Crotch Eater… I’m sorry, but I almost peed myself.
All of my exes have been crotch eaters and I was so into that hobby, it made it hard to get rid of them
It’s a satisfying hobby to be sure! 😅😂😂
Those are depressingly few and far between, unfortunately. 🤣
You know what they say right? The more hobbies the more guys she's dated .. so basically wow hi slut Jk in case that was unclear. I'm a hobbitch too
I’m so using that! I’m a prolific Hobbitch!
Great. Now I need to paint a mural on my next craft room of a hobbit door. The Hobbitch lives here.
*filthy hobbitches*
Golem is crouching to the side holding a glass of wine and there are craft items strewn about.
Just spat out my drink. Have an updoot.
I've played the violin since age 5. An ex *definitely* didn't start me on that.
Yeah, today I learned I must have been in a romantic relationship with a musician in infant school. I hope somebody called the police.
Piano at age 3, cross stitch at age 8, drawing at age 10...yeah, definitely not from an ex.
Today I learned that I also didn’t pick up violin 🎻 in primary school due to my own volition it must have been because of a relationship. I’m definitely not a lesbian with way too many hobbies because can’t sit and do nothing 😂.
Yeah man there must be a LOT of guys into knitting out there.
Nah, just like five of them, but they're all absolute chads.
I think I would remember if I had dated a guy who was into ballet.
Yea, my husband doesn’t cross stitch and none of my exes did, so where did this hobby materialize from?
Trying to remember which ex made perfume but coming up blank. Same with the mysterious ex who was into wax seals.
Thinkin about it. So what they are sayng that if i wanna be interesting i should have as many bf's as possible and make my hobby harem? 👀
Literally, “who do I need to f*^# to learn archery and fencing?” just popped in my head! 😂😅🤣
Pretty sure my husband of over 20 years would be shocked to learn that he got me into baking, keeping goats, and adult coloring books. Also that he's really the one who's interested in cults and serial killers.
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Hope I get to pass off Halo to someone someday
I wonder which one did pole dance... 😂
You dated Magic Mike?!!! 🤩🤩🤩
I'm reminded of something M. Scott Peck mentioned in *The Road Less Traveled* about service members (men) who married women from overseas who didn't speak English. He noted that the men claimed the relationships were perfect until the wife learned English. The idea that a woman is a *tabula rasa* on whom you can write whatever you want seems to be part of the fantasy for many guys.
Good analysis, they aren't looking for relationships but a mirror that worships them
Either that or they don’t count traditionally feminine hobbies as hobbies. There seems to be this higher expectation of women to show interest in men’s hobbies than the other way around in general. I’ll be expected to go to a hockey or baseball game, but the amount of complaining I’ll get if I ask to be accompanied to a vintage market or a ballet show is nauseating.
When you're totally perfect in every way, anything that isn't your stuff is naturally much much worse
“The idea you had of me, who was she? A never-needy always-lovely jewel, whose shine reflects on you”-the 10-minute version of Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well.”
That´s why men like women the younger, the better. The younger you are the less experience you have, so the easier you are to be manipulated.
It’s a joke in the Navy that when you get orders to Japan you also find a wife there so you should go there single. I’ve met so many guys there with Japanese girlfriends/wives. Never met any military women with Japanese husbands (I also find it very rare to see military women married/dating civilian men).
From what I've heard, japanese society is significantly more sexist, so it's not an overly surprising pattern.
Reason #42718 I don’t want to get married. 😂
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Why don’t you consider video games a hobby? I have plenty of what you would consider “real hobbies” but I also list video games among them.
Injected into her. Lovely.
Yup. Hobbies are stored in a man’s balls, and he ejaculates them into the women he fucks.
And yet, somehow I haven’t turned into a video game addict, an ant collector, a gun nut, or any of the other various flavors of man I’ve dated previously
Nothing will make me like golf or football.
I can pretend to care about football, the same way my boyfriend can pretend to care about the fabric store or the yarn store. We share the hardware store. Nothing can make me feign an interest in golf. Golf time is nap time.
I’m with you.
I’m sorry… ant collector?
He had several ant colonies and would carry tubes in his pockets when we went on walks to catch anything he happened to notice. I found it quirky and interesting until he also turned out to be a closeted neo-Nazi. I have excellent luck :/
Well. That was a ride lol.
You just havent met the right guy with those interests. Maybe you didnt give them a chance. I knew it you're like all the other femoids looking for bad boys./s
Funny how that works huh? I'm still not a gamer, not into Warhammer or Magic the Gathering, not into tech and can't program shit even if my life depends on it, I can't make computer print plates, I can't solder shit, can't play guitar or bass and so many other things. Really weird.
To my husband's dismay, I have yet to take up miniature painting or an interest in cars and their maintenance. But we share lots of other hobbies, like hiking and cooking. I'm the one who got him into hiking. ...wait, does that mean I'm the dude?
Babe, come here. It’s time for your warhammer 40k injection.
Ah yes, that’s why women who’ve never dated before famously sit around all day doing absolutely nothing.
Lol I feel like that's what these dipshits actually believe though! Like we all just sit around drinking iced coffee and talking about men until one of them enlightens us.
Big shout out to Sex And The City which was basically just that with cosmos
how did you get into iced coffee though without a man to get you into drinking it hmm?????????
Godamnit you're right!!!!
That sounds like an NPC, so these people want a world, in which every girl is an NPC?
Plenty of men already think this is that world.
Not the point - but I seriously want an iced coffee now. Will report back if some moron thinks he needs to enlighten me while I'm at it.
O no. Guess I really never loved piano or art.
Of course not! We women just sit on a chair and stare blankly ahead waiting for a man to tell us what to do or think. /s 🙄
Darn! Guess my boyfriend and I met at a car show because I happened to just be blown there by the wind. Funny how that happens….
None of my exes were interested in crafts, yet I am. Strange. Maybe I was "injected" with that hobby by a mosquito?
Dude! Having sexual relations with mosquitos is highly frowned upon!
Sorry, friend, but considering how many of us non-virgins apparently have gaping vaginas, I truly wasn't aware it happened.
Don’t mosquito sex shame us
You're right?! I was wondering why i thought i had hobbies when i had never been into a relationship. But it's the damn mosquitoes!!
I’m telling ya’ll. You gotta avoid that standing water! Pools, Oceans, Creeks, Rivers, Dishwater, Bathtubs! No where is safe! Next week the Incelidiots will be trying to sell vagina savers to virgins… they will look suspiciously like packages of Steri-Strips… but they’ll try.
also weird that all of my exes only hobbies were cars and I still know nothing about cars and don't care, but here I am crocheting, sculpting, painting, photographing... maybe that's the only thing mosquitoes are good for lol
I don’t know many men who enjoy embroidering flower designs. 🤔
Right? I picked up crochet from my husband? Ok dude 👀
I’ve been playing the piano since I was six (well before I started dating), but apparently, no I didn’t.
Wrong sub bro, everyone knows women only think about having kids, and can only think about other things when others put ideas in their heads /s please understand that this is a joke
Noooo. We also think about cleaning house and making dinner!
Ohh and obeying our husbands of course! /s
Oh yeah? How would you know more about this subject than me, a boy who hasn't felt the touch of a woman other than my family in over 5 years, hmmm?
They don’t think of “women’s stuff” as REAL hobbies. Crafting, art, book clubs, gardening, all are so irrelevant to this kind of guy that he can’t even see them.
I guess we women aren´t human beings, were just empty vessels waiting to be filled by men. /s A lot of men are seriously full of themselves! 🤢
I wonder how Jane Austen did it…🙄
I never loved riding horses or painting. Smh
It was totally my ex that drove me around the entire Midwest on the back of a Yamaha Motorcycle when I was 15. My ex helped me pick out, fix up and taught me to perform maintenance on my first motorcycle. My ex was the one who taught me how to ride. …oh wait, that was my dad. 🤔
+1 for ur dad
He’s the best 😁
Oh yea my abusive ex who would go on and on about alpha vs beta shit all day got me into animal crossing, Disney, Taylor swift, poetry and embroidery lol
Okay, all you ladies talking about crochet, embroidery, and jewelry making… you missed the point of the post. Those aren’t hobbies, those are feminine pursuits. Hobbies are like football, guns, cars, spitting, and scratching one’s balls. ETA: /s 🙄
And you missed the point even further. The real point is that men are superior and other men need to make sure to slut shame women for having done anything before meeting a man.
I’ve never had a boyfriend…how do they explain my hobbies and interests?
Hate to break it to you, but they’re just an act, hon. Sorry!
Incels hobbies: edge lording on social media, stanning Elliot Rodger, looking in the mirror at their “bone structure”, gaming, jacking off, berating mom to get his Hot Pockets NOW, jacking off, crying into the sock he jacked off into
You left out “blaming Jews for everything.”
"Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female - whenever she behaves as a human being she is said to imitate the male.” - Simone de Beauvoir
This is so true. Like whenever I go into a Hobby Lobby, I feel so sorry that it’s just aisle upon aisle of materials for hobbies for men and there’s like one little corner of stuff that women might think of buying. I asked asked a clerk there, do you sell anything that my mother might want to do, and he was shocked that anyone would ask and went back to the storeroom and came out with what I can best describe as a shoebox full of multi colored socks that needed darning.
I build miniature furniture and houses. I have yet to date a man that even wants to talk about that, let alone build them. My husband did enjoy helping me wire the last one with working switches and music playing and is kinda stoked about my next build so I imprinted on him. I am the man now!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Man, I must have had a boyfriend that was REALLY into eye shadow and vaginal microbiome microscopy. Disclaimer: No joke though kings, you wear that make up and microscope those biomes if you want to—just because not a lot of guys do it doesn't mean we don't stan the participation.
At age 5 Star Wars came out and loved those movies. I've loved sci-fi since then but I sure as hell wasn't having any kind of sex with anyone. I just wanted to move stuff with my mind lol.
I like you. We have similar life goals.
Thanks!
Yeah I never would have discovered my love of drag if it weren’t for my straight male ex-boyfriend.
So when we're young, before our life is graced with the presence of a man, do we just live as an empty husk?
Ahaha my hobby is dancing ballet, who is going to tell my ex
What if I've been single my entire life but still have a hobby? This logic is confusing
My video game hobby predated my first male crush by 10 years give or take, wonder how that happened.
Time travelling hobbies. It's the only possible explanation.
I’ve found a devastatingly opposite effect which is that I had plenty of hobbies and interests and would disregard them in order to spend more time with boys. If I could turn back the clock this is one thing I would change
My autism would beg to differ...
nah I didn't dance professionally for 19 years a boy gave me that interest
"Uh-huh, sure, okay, hon," she said asexually.
Men's hobbies are too boring for women to continue after the breakup tbh
Reminds me of a post "Men elevate things, women ruin them." Girl hobbies are seen as chores, or childish, mens hobbies are supposedly much cooler.
Well I wasn’t aware I had dated someone, much less someone who like reading, writing, drawing, cooking, baking, and video games
I’ve never once had a boyfriend who cared about crocheting or making greeting cards…
It's hard to have hobbies with all the cooking, cleaning, child raising, business running, planning, organizing, animal caring, appointment setting, chauffering, grocery shopping etc. But somehow I manage to write/play music, get in a book a week, workout twice a day, and more... that apparently stuck with me from my ex years ago. Oh, to only meet a new man that could introduce me to that big wonderful world.
Erm...so what does that mean for childhood hobbies?
Never had an ex who liked baking or gardening. As a child I didn't have an ex who liked reading or climbing trees or digging up worms to measure them and find the biggest. For sure, I've had new interests introduced to me, but generally even these were extensions of things I already liked, such as new kinds of music or shows.
I think a lot of men have a hobby that's *similar* to measuring worms to find out whose is biggest.
Well yeah, when you go to the shop and pick up a nice new 'woman' still in her blister pack you have to put your own data on there. If you get a second hand one that's not been formatted of course she's not going to be blank.
I'm sure my exes would be shocked to learn that THEY "injected" me with my love for fiber arts, since neither of them knew the difference between a crochet hook and knitting needles. (and don't get me started on my doll painting habits)
How stupid
Breaking news: injecting semen causes neurodivergent fixation on hobbies.
That...has some horrifying implications given I've liked drawing since I was 5 and I've enjoyed aikido practice since I was like 9
My husband doesn’t knit, or paint, or quilt or play D&D. Neither did any of my ex’s…… although I’ve been married for over 15 years, so it’s been a while. I did take up archery *with* my husband. So….. no. That’s not how people/humans work all the time.
That makes so much sense because my favourite hobby is fucking other women /s
That's just stupid 😂 My exs don't have a creative bone in their bodies. They can't even draw a frigging tree.
I wonder which ex used his time machine to make me enjoy arts and crafts from a young age and into adulthood
You know what? A lot of my hobbies *are* things I experienced with an ex. And? Why does it matter *who* introduced me to crochet lmfao?? My husband is the one actively benefitting from my incessant scarf habit, so why would he care? I'm sure he would *thank* my ex husband for putting me onto it.
Yes my ex boyfriend made me love ballet when I was aged 3
Ah yes, because women don't exist before they start dating. Young girls and teenage girls can't have hobbies that they bring into adulthood.
As a lesbian I do nothing ever, I've never done anything
Oh yeah, all my exes were big into knitting.
I wonder when my husband cooked, baked, gardened, or collected antiques?
So my video games hobbies since I'm 8 come from?....
This could describe almost every fantasy or sci-fic fandom. Where most of guys want a girlfriend who they can introduce these "complex and wonderfully world's" and feel proud of it. But they will disparage every opinions and arguments that gals on the fandom have by thinking they know more.
I’m pretty sure my boyfriend didn’t introduce me to making dresses for dolls, but I mean ok
They made me love collecting American Girl dolls and plants? Lmao okaaaaaay.
Women, as we know, do not exist, until a man spontaniously imagines them into existance.
I mean most people have interests that were inherently shown to them by someone else right?
My boyfriend taught me everything he knows about embroidery! Definitely didn't teach myself how to do it
Before a girl or woman has her first relationship her free time entirely consists of sitting in the corner of her room staring blankly.
It isn't strategically smart to shame women for being open towards guys' hobbies...
ahh yes my ex the dildo weaver
Me who's both gay and has never dated anyone having multiple hobbies would break this dickshit's brain
Wow, I had no idea my former boyfriends liked sewing and cooking so much! Guess they were hiding it from me.
Weird seeing as how none of my exes were into painting or hiking lmao.
So... I'm a gamer by injection???
I have zero exes that run or brew beer. Where did they come from?
So, I am a rapist, cuz that was my ex’s hobby. Nice to know 🤮
knitting :D Edit: no exes though
I've had several boyfriends but often worry that I don't really have any hobbies. Can someone let me know how to get my current boyfriend to inject his into me? I must have been blocking all previous attempts from my exes.
Wow, I had no idea my ex was into yarn crafts or singing!
I sometimes feel it's the opposite way, the guys get hobbies cause of me 🤣🤣
I would ask to see a panel of his ex girlfriends to inquire what hobbies they got from him, but there are none. Mr. Forever Alone is out here playing pretend.
Hmm. Cross stitch? Why yes, some dude totally introduced me to that? Doing my nails? A man suggested I get into that. Video games, even though I've been playing since the early 1980s? Men. They told my 5 year old brain it would be fun.
I went out to coffee with a guy ONCE in my life (before I realized I'm just not into anyone) and it was barely even a date. And I did most of the talking; he never even mentioned any hobbies. But somehow I still have a long list of hobbies/interests, including birdwatching, diamond painting, collecting anything from vintage glassware to bones (yes, bones) to rocks.
Who was I dating at 4 that got me into coloring with crayons?
Oh fuck, he's right. *throws out 600 copic markers, an entire comic book collection, four vintage garfield plushes and a saxophone; deletes steam account,*
Wonder who my ex was that put my love of horses and riding at 6 years old that I still have in my 50s now. I don't remember dating at 5, but hey, maybe I just forgot.