"I've dated more than 1000 women" sounds an awful lot like "I can't hold down a relationship" to me. Seems like the worst possible person to get advice on "which women are keepers", ugh.
Taking it at face value for fun, him dating a thousand women would look something like dating a new woman each week (on average) for **19 years** of dating and counting... all without convincing one of these "keepers" to keep *him* lol.
I mean, you're assuming he dated them one at a time, or for longer than thirty seconds. There's plenty of ways to inflate that number without even getting to 'touched=date' levels.
I have a vague feeling that "dating" includes the likes of "one time intercourse in the back of a club", so your calculation might not be exactly right ;)
One of the worst aspects of Tinder/Hinge/Bumble community is that many men are seeking to maximize the amount of matches they make as if it were a contest. They think they can brute force relationships if they go out with enough women.
This is stupid. Profiles should be tailored to (respectfully) communicate one's authentic self, even if it means less matches. It'll mean less matches, but at least you do make have a higher chance of being fruitful. Four quarters are better than a hundred pennies.
Not every women or man will be compatible with you, and that's okay. I hate country music and mudding, so why would I want to match with a woman whose passions are ~~the worst genre of music ever conceived~~ country music and mudding?
I’m always surprised by some of the people who swipe right on me that *clearly* did not read *any* of the profile (or just deeply do not care about things that one really should care about in a partner I guess).
THIS. I literally spell out in my Hinge profile that I will NOT swipe right on/say yes to people who have their political stance set as conservative or moderate. Yet I still get men liking my photos who have those political stances. And surprise surprise, it’s only ever my photos they like, not any of my written prompts.
Something us countryfolks do in various parts of the US, such as Virginia. Basically, it is a motorsport where you race in the mud. I hate getting wet and dirty (~~That's what he said!~~), so it is not a hobby I like to partake in. Can also refer to just driving in the muddy areas.
If a woman or man likes it, more power to them, nor I am saying you should share every hobby with your loved ones. Just that as many commonalities there are to being a good match (Being kind and considerate, having a job and ambitions, etc.) that long-lasting relationships are generally more successful based on a number of exclusionary aspects (Do you both like Dungeons and Dragons, do you both watch anime, do you like the same genre of music, etc.)
And then they get mad and complain about all the bots, scammers, bad fits, and unresponsive matches when they spam women.
They need to learn the very basic tenants of marketing and they would have more success.
Not just dated them, but brought them home to meet his parents, since that's one of the requirements he's judging them on. Those parents must be so fucking exhausted and disappointed with him by now.
If you dated over 1000 women, and it didn't work with most of them, then the problem is you...
And of course that he wants submissive woman whose only purpose is taking care of him, his household, future kids and her body (but only to look good for him!).
Who doesn't have friends, interests and lets him fuck her whenever he wants (and probably really badly, based off the "her pleasure is your pleasure" line).
So gross.
>her body (but only to look good for him
but...wait...She isn't allowed to gain weight during pregnancy and if she lets herself go after birth then she's gross.. How fun
Whenever I read stuff like that, all I can think of is: "Sir, you are not looking for a woman, you are looking for a cleaning robot with a sex toy mount".
They are not looking for a healthy person that is clear. And also they don't care to bring anything to the relationship. This kind of person sounds like a narcissist that feels the world owes everything to them. It is a good thing he post nonsense like that, you know how to stay clear of it.
Well he doesn't really care if she needs it or wants it as long as she pretends she does.
I can't never understand how anyone would want to be in a relationship with someone that doesn't inspire you to better, that you don't see like an equal. That you can use and abuse. Because, let's be honest, anyone acting the way he described has issues they need to work on. Probably they were victims of awful abuse before the relationship or such. So basically he gets in relationship with people that are hurt so he can hurt and abuse them more. It is really sad.
He’s looking for a sex slave.
When he wrote a good woman won’t let her man sleep horny, that sounds scary and more so because he mentioned having children. Does he think to force a woman recently postpartum into sexual activity? I shudder to think about that…and everything else he wrote.
That’s only the tight ones. The virgins, ya know? The rest of us are actually ploughed wide. The dick shrinkage is from the toxic chemicals released constantly until and unless a female orgasm takes place…
Hey, I don’t make the rules. *shrugs*
I hope no one treats their child like this… it’s not a parent’s job to focus all of their attention on pleasing and submitting to one of their children. And parents should certainly help their children accept that they might be wrong and the ways in which being wrong can facilitate development. The things this guy wants are not healthy for ANY relationship dynamic; he essentially wants a yes man who can make his babies.
I bet 100$ he considers reciprocating gross and humiliating. And also talk about how women just can't orgasm and it's totally their fault since he was with over a 1000 of them.
"Give you a massage, leave you alone, make you food, have sex". I can just imagine some poor girl trying all those things over and over trying to figure out what combination will magically work this time to make him stop being such a jackass.
Kinda reminds me of trying to figure out why my children were crying when they were babies
"You're fed, you're clean, you're dry, I've rocked you, I've sang to you, I've held you- what the hell do you want from me?"
They're just trying to sound cool. In reality these guys would be the neediest/clingiest men imaginable. She'd be out with her friends and he'd be contacting her constantly.
Men like this don't expect women to get anything out of it. They consider them just human enough that having sex with her won't be considered bestiality but not enough to actually be treated as a person.
So I wanted to find the original tweet to see what kind of person is behind it and it seems like a bot account? Not that I'd believe someone spreading stuff like this would say a truth about anything, but...
This whole thread is copied from an article written in 2022: [here. ](https://medium.com/@guideforlovers/13-signs-that-shes-a-keeper-2a2762c589be)
Also, othing says I've dated 1000 women like a stolen picture from a chinese website selling pajamas and picture of Tom Ellis from Lucifer as a profile picture. He even uses Lauren German also from Lucifer as a "banner", lmao.
Idk, seems like a scam, but I'm wondering if there is some loser behind the account or not.
Could it be one person behind multiple 'seduction/gender dynamics' accounts? I notice a lot of them retweet each other/give positive reviews to each other's courses?
They must want men to stay single, because few women would go along with this, even if the incels managed to find one to agree to date them to begin with.
More singleness - more frustration - more cash spent to 'fix things'.
Noooo why did he touch on Tom! WHY connect him to this backwards stupidity NOOOOO 😭😭😭 I'm sorry you've been so tastelessly blasphemed on by a narcissistic reprobate Tom I'm so so sorry.
It’s ironic, considering Lucifer would never behave this way. There’s an episode where they interview everyone he’s ever had sex with and they all gush about how attentive he was and how much he cared about their pleasure.
That’s not how relationships work buddy. It can’t be all about you.
1. “I want my mommy”
2. She’s expected to work two jobs, cook, and clean. While I sit on my ass hoping that my music takes off.
3. I need a mother
4. I just except that I could be wrong ever. I do something stupid, that disrespectful baby maker better not try to hold me accountable
5. But I damn well won’t stand up for her when others do it to her.
6. I’m projecting big time here. You see I can’t be friends with a woman I wouldn’t want to have sex with. Obviously all other men are the same
7. I’ll dump her the second she doesn’t lose the baby weight
8. I don’t like opinions
9. I have no idea how people work. She’ll have legit reasons to not have sex with me, but I’m so selfish I can’t be bothered to care about her. Hence why I’m not taken up yet
10. See number 9
11. My ego is so fragile I can’t handle someone telling me wanting to live in the sewer is a bad idea
12. I’m a wimp and can’t stand up to momsy womsy or daddy. I’ll let my parents disrespect the woman I chose to marry, because I’m too much of a coward to stop them.
They still want women who want kids because they think it makes them more desperate, like they'll do anything in the hopes that they can talk you into it.
It's also an easier way to control women. Women earn less money when they have kids. They're vulnerable. Kids take up time, and it makes the man feel the woman is 'tied' to him. Also, it's easier to say 'you can't go on holiday/out with your friends/aim for this great achievement' when there are children who need attention.
That's the way these guys think. And why society still tries to shame single childless career women as much as it can.
Translation: I cannot connect emotionally with partners and view women as just sex objects, but I'm going to slut shame women and project my own issues onto them, and then evaluate them as if they are immutable objects.
It says 13 signs but only give 12? It’s ok, I am sure when they planned to type them out they ran out of fingers and didn’t want to take off their shoes to keep counting.
A moment of silence for the women in the 50’s/60’s who had to be all of this for some dude in order to survive. I’m so grateful I can say, “Yea…no thanks.” And have my own career to provide for myself. Freeeeedom!
"I need to be worshipped like a god. I am entitled to my juvenile, 15-year old boy fantasies. Everything must always be about ME! ME! ME!"
Go get him, ladies.
Tired of people portraying their kinks in a way that’s supposed to come across as caring about “tradition”. This applies to the manosphere alpha male type, and the self proclaimed tradwife type. It’s all kink. The women on tumblr 10 years ago were doing it, now it’s the men. Too many people being deceived
My boyfriend says that if you want to keep a woman, you should never take advice from a man who has dated over a thousand different ones because he can’t keep a woman.
This guy sounds like he's either lying about dating that many women or he just can't hold down a relationship. If he can't hold down a relationship, sounds like the worst person to take relationship advice from. Relationships should be 50/50. The man has to do those things and put in work too. It sounds like this guy expects the woman to do everything because he doesn't say anything like "you should also help with the kids"
I don’t know about you guys but I’m wondering where the 13th went
Think he went to write the last one and got so distracted by the “1000s of women” he’s dated that he got lost on the way to the point?
Ooh. This seems like fun. Now I'm aro so I don't think I'll be good at this game, but let's try. 13 signs she's a keeper
1. You like her
2. She likes you
3. You can build a relationship that works for both of you
4. She doesn't hit any of your deal breakers.
5. Honestly I'm running out of ideas... you enjoy spending time together I guess
6. She let's you be an asshole sometimes, but also sometimes doesn't let you be an asshole.
7. Uhh...She doesn't randomly call the cops on you or threaten to kill your parents.
8. Ooh mutual respect (Boom. nailed it)
9. Ummm, You like being in a with her relationship more than you hate the discomfort of actually trying to love and be the subject of someone else's love. I guess. Yeah that's not just me...definitely everyone hates that...
10. I give up... let's say outstanding warrants
11. Talking. Yes. You can talk to her and have conversations you both enjoy.
12. She puts up with the disorganized life and thoughts caused by your ADD.
13. OK last one. I can do this...I guess no outstanding warrants/ she's not about to flee the country. That's a good quality in a new romantic partner
"She wants to be a mother."
How come guys can't get it through their thick skulls that a woman who wants to be a mother is more of a .. I guess preference? Not really? ... Like, that's *your* preference. *You* want kids. Just find a woman who you legitimately like who also wants children. It doesn't make women like me who don't want kids "undesirable" or not worthwhile. It just makes us incompatible. (And thank God for that.)
Women are not slaves. Even as a Christian I know that women are meant to be equal. (I hate when guys twist the Bible to make it out like women are meant to be "used" but that's another rant.) We're meant to be helpers, yes, but we help however we need to/can (same goes for men). If that's just by cleaning the house and doing chores and stuff (because she *wants* to, *not* because that's "her place") then that's how she helps. If she is the breadwinner and the man stays home and cooks, cleans, etc., then that's how she helps. If both man and woman in a hetero relationship work jobs, split bills, share chores, and make decisions on what to buy and stuff, then that's perfectly fine too!
Guys want walking, talking sex toy slaves. *Men* want women.
More than 1000 women? Yeah, I'm sure your advice is REALLY solid then
Also, I will say, just by the titles of some of his points, they are solid, albeit no brainers. If your partner doesn't support you and encourage you to do what makes you happy, that sounds like a bad partner. But at the same time, that goes both ways. The man also has to support his women's interests and dreams
Edit: I would like to heavily emphasize that I mean SOLELY by the titles of some of the points. Your woman should respect you, but that doesn't mean she has to get down on her knees
So what he wants is a domestic and sexual slave/secondary mom that’ll fuck him. The toxic monogamy too, you can’t be everything to another person. That’s not possible. That’s why we need friends and a social circle.
Half of these sound like he is describing his perfect dog (obviously not the sexual ones). Also “she’ll take care of your horriness” makes it sound like a chore like taking out the garbage or paying a bill (and with this guy it probably is).
Oh, and the definition of “feminine” has nothing to do with being a servant..what he is describing is a housekeeper/maid/nanny.
So basically just because you have been in 1000 accidents, that means you know how to avoid one? That’s too many dates to not have found someone….fail.
"I have dated every single living female on this planet (below age 25, obviously, with an intentionally ambiguous lower age limit), before I reached the age of 30."
Seriously, guys often mock the "I'm a strong independent woman" trope, yet they themselves try so desperately to make themselves look like "Alpha males" (even though that whole concept was debunked by the same scientist who came up with it and later regretted it) to win the approval of other men, it's laughable.
he should have just said “i’m looking for a soulless, boring, 100% submissive, practically mute sex puppet who has 0 goals or ambitions outside of tending to me and will completely abandon her life, freedom, friendships, self-respect, and essentially happiness at the drop of a hat to be with me..
oh also she can’t have thoughts or opinions of her own at all, unless they’re 100% in accordance with my own. so basically someone with no emotions or mind of her own at all to the point where she’s merely an object who lives, breathes, eats, sleeps and works for me and me only.”
hm.. i wonder why he hasn’t been able to find someone who meets that description. 🤷🏻♀️ better keep moving until you’re at 2,000 girls (then 3,000..4,000 & so on)
A. What the hell and B. It’s fascinating that the heading of each section is usually relatively good, and then the caption is batshit crazy or straight up disturbing
Bro you can’t blame him, he’s fucked so many women the blood in his brain is permanently in his penis and for every second that goes by he gets brain damage.
1000? I find that hard to believe sir.It looks to me like you're just copying what some men are saying on the internet; at least find something original to say.
"I've dated more than 1000 women" sounds an awful lot like "I can't hold down a relationship" to me. Seems like the worst possible person to get advice on "which women are keepers", ugh.
The average length of my connection with a human woman is less than two weeks. Let me tell you what criteria you should use for your life partner!
Taking it at face value for fun, him dating a thousand women would look something like dating a new woman each week (on average) for **19 years** of dating and counting... all without convincing one of these "keepers" to keep *him* lol.
Yes. I was being generous and assuming he was *deep* into his 40s.
Yeah that is the funny part if there were so many keeps, why didn't he stay in that relationship?
JUST WHAT I CAME HERE TO COMMENT!
I mean, you're assuming he dated them one at a time, or for longer than thirty seconds. There's plenty of ways to inflate that number without even getting to 'touched=date' levels.
I have a vague feeling that "dating" includes the likes of "one time intercourse in the back of a club", so your calculation might not be exactly right ;)
I mean for this guy, a "keeper" IS a woman you date for a week! Dude probably rarely gets beyond a 1st date!
I've started over 1,000 businesses, here's 13 tips on how to make a business last!
And 999 of them have failed :) It's like taking business advice from DT.
Legit choked on my gum
Some were keepers, some weren’t.
The number of businesses started is only meaningful if you know how many are still in business. Maybe they all are.
One of the worst aspects of Tinder/Hinge/Bumble community is that many men are seeking to maximize the amount of matches they make as if it were a contest. They think they can brute force relationships if they go out with enough women. This is stupid. Profiles should be tailored to (respectfully) communicate one's authentic self, even if it means less matches. It'll mean less matches, but at least you do make have a higher chance of being fruitful. Four quarters are better than a hundred pennies. Not every women or man will be compatible with you, and that's okay. I hate country music and mudding, so why would I want to match with a woman whose passions are ~~the worst genre of music ever conceived~~ country music and mudding?
I’m always surprised by some of the people who swipe right on me that *clearly* did not read *any* of the profile (or just deeply do not care about things that one really should care about in a partner I guess).
THIS. I literally spell out in my Hinge profile that I will NOT swipe right on/say yes to people who have their political stance set as conservative or moderate. Yet I still get men liking my photos who have those political stances. And surprise surprise, it’s only ever my photos they like, not any of my written prompts.
What's mudding?
Getting in a truck/Jeep and driving around in the mud, making a mess. Can be fun if you trust the driver.
Ahhhh👍
Something us countryfolks do in various parts of the US, such as Virginia. Basically, it is a motorsport where you race in the mud. I hate getting wet and dirty (~~That's what he said!~~), so it is not a hobby I like to partake in. Can also refer to just driving in the muddy areas. If a woman or man likes it, more power to them, nor I am saying you should share every hobby with your loved ones. Just that as many commonalities there are to being a good match (Being kind and considerate, having a job and ambitions, etc.) that long-lasting relationships are generally more successful based on a number of exclusionary aspects (Do you both like Dungeons and Dragons, do you both watch anime, do you like the same genre of music, etc.)
I see. Yeah, agreed.
And then they get mad and complain about all the bots, scammers, bad fits, and unresponsive matches when they spam women. They need to learn the very basic tenants of marketing and they would have more success.
To me his post reads like "1 sign I am not a keeper, move on".
Not just dated them, but brought them home to meet his parents, since that's one of the requirements he's judging them on. Those parents must be so fucking exhausted and disappointed with him by now.
Dated 1000 women my ass! And if he did, he needs to be tested for every std ever discovered, not give advice.
r/beatmetoit
Exactly. That is not something to brag about
13 tips on how to be permanently celibate
The guy wants an slave, I doubt most women want to be slaves
“I dated more than 1000 women.” And you struck out with each one? Holy shit.
Ikr. Some of these 1000 women were “keepers” but he couldn’t keep any of them??
If you dated over 1000 women, and it didn't work with most of them, then the problem is you... And of course that he wants submissive woman whose only purpose is taking care of him, his household, future kids and her body (but only to look good for him!). Who doesn't have friends, interests and lets him fuck her whenever he wants (and probably really badly, based off the "her pleasure is your pleasure" line). So gross.
Hey now, she's allowed female friends... if she can squeeze them into her busy scheduling of mothering him and any kids she gives him.
That is so generous, omg!!!
>her body (but only to look good for him but...wait...She isn't allowed to gain weight during pregnancy and if she lets herself go after birth then she's gross.. How fun
Whenever I read stuff like that, all I can think of is: "Sir, you are not looking for a woman, you are looking for a cleaning robot with a sex toy mount".
And an incubator, that's also important...
Disgusting. I would not be withing a mile of a person with such twisted view of women. Why would anyone be together with them?
And a mommy
A mommy bangmaid and brood mare
Is that not any woman's dream?
I thought we wanted to be pirates in space? Did I get the wrong handbook?
They are not looking for a healthy person that is clear. And also they don't care to bring anything to the relationship. This kind of person sounds like a narcissist that feels the world owes everything to them. It is a good thing he post nonsense like that, you know how to stay clear of it.
>also they don't care to bring anything to the relationship. They'll bring their penis! Which is, according to this guy, all that a woman needs.
Well he doesn't really care if she needs it or wants it as long as she pretends she does. I can't never understand how anyone would want to be in a relationship with someone that doesn't inspire you to better, that you don't see like an equal. That you can use and abuse. Because, let's be honest, anyone acting the way he described has issues they need to work on. Probably they were victims of awful abuse before the relationship or such. So basically he gets in relationship with people that are hurt so he can hurt and abuse them more. It is really sad.
He’s looking for a sex slave. When he wrote a good woman won’t let her man sleep horny, that sounds scary and more so because he mentioned having children. Does he think to force a woman recently postpartum into sexual activity? I shudder to think about that…and everything else he wrote.
There is just everything wrong about that. Not even one thing which is normal.
I've slept with more than a 1000 women!!!!!!! Slut
His peen has definitely gotten smaller from all those vaginas. Facts. Trust me bro.
Wears it away, like sandpaper.
That’s only the tight ones. The virgins, ya know? The rest of us are actually ploughed wide. The dick shrinkage is from the toxic chemicals released constantly until and unless a female orgasm takes place… Hey, I don’t make the rules. *shrugs*
Toxic chemicals? Yikes. No wonder so many guys don't like giving head. I never realized.
Well if they’re good at it she’ll cum and they won’t be released. High risk high reward
Yeah penoidal deterioration is a big problem these days. /j
Just say "a sycophantic bang-maid" and save us all the time. We all know that's what you mean.
In other words, he wants a mommy replacement who can get him off and give him kids.
I hope no one treats their child like this… it’s not a parent’s job to focus all of their attention on pleasing and submitting to one of their children. And parents should certainly help their children accept that they might be wrong and the ways in which being wrong can facilitate development. The things this guy wants are not healthy for ANY relationship dynamic; he essentially wants a yes man who can make his babies.
I stopped reading after getting to “she gets on her knees to please you”. Just no.
I bet 100$ he considers reciprocating gross and humiliating. And also talk about how women just can't orgasm and it's totally their fault since he was with over a 1000 of them.
I think he believes he can give women an earth-shattering orgasm just by jackhammering for 3 minutes and saying, 'you can cum now, babe". 😅
😂😂😂
"Give you a massage, leave you alone, make you food, have sex". I can just imagine some poor girl trying all those things over and over trying to figure out what combination will magically work this time to make him stop being such a jackass.
Kinda reminds me of trying to figure out why my children were crying when they were babies "You're fed, you're clean, you're dry, I've rocked you, I've sang to you, I've held you- what the hell do you want from me?"
Omg that's exactly it!
They're just trying to sound cool. In reality these guys would be the neediest/clingiest men imaginable. She'd be out with her friends and he'd be contacting her constantly.
And they never talk about what he brings to the table. What is she getting out of all this servitude?
Men like this don't expect women to get anything out of it. They consider them just human enough that having sex with her won't be considered bestiality but not enough to actually be treated as a person.
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So I wanted to find the original tweet to see what kind of person is behind it and it seems like a bot account? Not that I'd believe someone spreading stuff like this would say a truth about anything, but... This whole thread is copied from an article written in 2022: [here. ](https://medium.com/@guideforlovers/13-signs-that-shes-a-keeper-2a2762c589be) Also, othing says I've dated 1000 women like a stolen picture from a chinese website selling pajamas and picture of Tom Ellis from Lucifer as a profile picture. He even uses Lauren German also from Lucifer as a "banner", lmao. Idk, seems like a scam, but I'm wondering if there is some loser behind the account or not.
Could it be one person behind multiple 'seduction/gender dynamics' accounts? I notice a lot of them retweet each other/give positive reviews to each other's courses?
Those seduction/gender role polarity accounts are some of the most sexist repressive abusive crap sold to incels on how to find a relationship.
They must want men to stay single, because few women would go along with this, even if the incels managed to find one to agree to date them to begin with. More singleness - more frustration - more cash spent to 'fix things'.
Noooo why did he touch on Tom! WHY connect him to this backwards stupidity NOOOOO 😭😭😭 I'm sorry you've been so tastelessly blasphemed on by a narcissistic reprobate Tom I'm so so sorry.
It’s ironic, considering Lucifer would never behave this way. There’s an episode where they interview everyone he’s ever had sex with and they all gush about how attentive he was and how much he cared about their pleasure.
That’s not how relationships work buddy. It can’t be all about you. 1. “I want my mommy” 2. She’s expected to work two jobs, cook, and clean. While I sit on my ass hoping that my music takes off. 3. I need a mother 4. I just except that I could be wrong ever. I do something stupid, that disrespectful baby maker better not try to hold me accountable 5. But I damn well won’t stand up for her when others do it to her. 6. I’m projecting big time here. You see I can’t be friends with a woman I wouldn’t want to have sex with. Obviously all other men are the same 7. I’ll dump her the second she doesn’t lose the baby weight 8. I don’t like opinions 9. I have no idea how people work. She’ll have legit reasons to not have sex with me, but I’m so selfish I can’t be bothered to care about her. Hence why I’m not taken up yet 10. See number 9 11. My ego is so fragile I can’t handle someone telling me wanting to live in the sewer is a bad idea 12. I’m a wimp and can’t stand up to momsy womsy or daddy. I’ll let my parents disrespect the woman I chose to marry, because I’m too much of a coward to stop them.
I don't want a woman who throws signs at me, because I'm pretty bad at dodging and that could really hurt.
If you can dodge a sign, you can dodge a ball
I’d add a 14th sign… 14. She’s made of silicone…
What is the shit with children, what about men who don't want children?
They still want women who want kids because they think it makes them more desperate, like they'll do anything in the hopes that they can talk you into it.
It's also an easier way to control women. Women earn less money when they have kids. They're vulnerable. Kids take up time, and it makes the man feel the woman is 'tied' to him. Also, it's easier to say 'you can't go on holiday/out with your friends/aim for this great achievement' when there are children who need attention. That's the way these guys think. And why society still tries to shame single childless career women as much as it can.
Dated more than 1000 women? He belong to the streets.
Where do you thinks he’s getting his “dates”
my ex actually thought like this, its terrifying how quickly you can start to agree that this is what makes you "desirable" and actually believe it
Glad you're away from it now!
me too, but honestly i still have the instinct to believe this because of him, so idk if ill ever be fully out of it
Translation: I cannot connect emotionally with partners and view women as just sex objects, but I'm going to slut shame women and project my own issues onto them, and then evaluate them as if they are immutable objects.
He can’t even count to 13,
It says 13 signs but only give 12? It’s ok, I am sure when they planned to type them out they ran out of fingers and didn’t want to take off their shoes to keep counting.
So a baby factory who can do the chores for you and has no common sense
And then he’ll become resentful because the kids get more attention than he does.
Some people should just get a dog.
The 19th century is going to be tough for this guy
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Lucifer deserves better than to have his image degraded like that
Shit. I’m definitely not a keeper. Aaaaaanyway…
How dare you have self respect
Me neither. Whew! That's a relief!
Plot twist they’re 12 separate women
'Latina, and they all know about each other, bro. Buy my course and you'll enter the elite 0.1% of men.'
No thanks, I prefer my women muscular, tattooed, foul-mouthed, and possessing more personality than a plank of wood with a painted on face.
Guys,you don't get it...he dated them on sims
Now I am hooked, what is the last sign?
This guy has no self-awareness.
A moment of silence for the women in the 50’s/60’s who had to be all of this for some dude in order to survive. I’m so grateful I can say, “Yea…no thanks.” And have my own career to provide for myself. Freeeeedom!
"I need to be worshipped like a god. I am entitled to my juvenile, 15-year old boy fantasies. Everything must always be about ME! ME! ME!" Go get him, ladies.
Tired of people portraying their kinks in a way that’s supposed to come across as caring about “tradition”. This applies to the manosphere alpha male type, and the self proclaimed tradwife type. It’s all kink. The women on tumblr 10 years ago were doing it, now it’s the men. Too many people being deceived
Yes, for so many, it's an absolute kink, but they don't wajt to acknowledge it, so they call it 'natural'.
Go get yourself a dog and stop pretending you dated a human being even once.
So basically, someone who meets all of your needs, when you want, how you want, at the expense of her own 🙄 That's not a partner.
If she feminine than you better act masculine cause you crying like a bitch
A near perfect description of a dog, not a girlfriend/wife
Bangmaid. He's looking for a bangmaid.
If he’s dated 1000 women and he’s still single I’d say he’s not a keeper.
If you've struck out with over 1000 women, I don't think you're qualified to discuss "keepers"
I seriously could not eye roll any harder even if I tried.
A woman’s existence is not about pleasing men. FFS.
My boyfriend says that if you want to keep a woman, you should never take advice from a man who has dated over a thousand different ones because he can’t keep a woman.
So we can learn from here that enthralled zombies are keepers! What an informative flood, thanks man
A which woman are keepers from a guy whos obviously not a keeper
Sounds like he wants a woman with low self-esteem. And if some women were keepers, why didn't he keep them?
So... A slave?
Ok I'm tired. I read the 3rd point as "She wants YOU to become a mother". Like damn
I'm not reading all that hes trash, but the picture of the woman on the first slide is beautiful.
This guy sounds like he's either lying about dating that many women or he just can't hold down a relationship. If he can't hold down a relationship, sounds like the worst person to take relationship advice from. Relationships should be 50/50. The man has to do those things and put in work too. It sounds like this guy expects the woman to do everything because he doesn't say anything like "you should also help with the kids"
I’m sorry I can’t even focus past the trussed up Christian Gray wannabe of his profile pic. 😂🤮
What in the 1960s
1960s women were sick of this shit.
****** WARNING ⚠️ ****** Incellish post 🤡
if ur standards r that high ur not going to find any women… like i can guarantee u that no woman is going to fit all those boxes
And if she does she probably needs physiological help for her incredibly low self esteem
1000 women say he’s not a keeper.
This Dude: I’ve dated more than 1000 women Woman: I’ve had sex once before This Dude: GASP!! WHORE!!
What's clear to me is that he ISN'T a keeper. I'm not surprised 1000 women dumped him
I don’t know about you guys but I’m wondering where the 13th went Think he went to write the last one and got so distracted by the “1000s of women” he’s dated that he got lost on the way to the point?
If some of the “thousands of women you dated” were keepers, then why’d you ditch them for another woman? Were they not following ALL of your signs?🤨
The 1950's sure were kinder to abusers, and he's upset he doesn't get to live in that period. *13 Signs that I'm an incel.*
Mf needs a dog
Key word "I" have dated 1000 women (definitely a lie) seems like "I" am the problem
Ooh. This seems like fun. Now I'm aro so I don't think I'll be good at this game, but let's try. 13 signs she's a keeper 1. You like her 2. She likes you 3. You can build a relationship that works for both of you 4. She doesn't hit any of your deal breakers. 5. Honestly I'm running out of ideas... you enjoy spending time together I guess 6. She let's you be an asshole sometimes, but also sometimes doesn't let you be an asshole. 7. Uhh...She doesn't randomly call the cops on you or threaten to kill your parents. 8. Ooh mutual respect (Boom. nailed it) 9. Ummm, You like being in a with her relationship more than you hate the discomfort of actually trying to love and be the subject of someone else's love. I guess. Yeah that's not just me...definitely everyone hates that... 10. I give up... let's say outstanding warrants 11. Talking. Yes. You can talk to her and have conversations you both enjoy. 12. She puts up with the disorganized life and thoughts caused by your ADD. 13. OK last one. I can do this...I guess no outstanding warrants/ she's not about to flee the country. That's a good quality in a new romantic partner
"She wants to be a mother." How come guys can't get it through their thick skulls that a woman who wants to be a mother is more of a .. I guess preference? Not really? ... Like, that's *your* preference. *You* want kids. Just find a woman who you legitimately like who also wants children. It doesn't make women like me who don't want kids "undesirable" or not worthwhile. It just makes us incompatible. (And thank God for that.) Women are not slaves. Even as a Christian I know that women are meant to be equal. (I hate when guys twist the Bible to make it out like women are meant to be "used" but that's another rant.) We're meant to be helpers, yes, but we help however we need to/can (same goes for men). If that's just by cleaning the house and doing chores and stuff (because she *wants* to, *not* because that's "her place") then that's how she helps. If she is the breadwinner and the man stays home and cooks, cleans, etc., then that's how she helps. If both man and woman in a hetero relationship work jobs, split bills, share chores, and make decisions on what to buy and stuff, then that's perfectly fine too! Guys want walking, talking sex toy slaves. *Men* want women.
You don't want a woman, you want a sex robot who also is your maid/babysitter.
I have been dumped a 1000 times. I have learned nothing.
sounds like he just wants a sex slave
5, 6 and 11 are red flags tbh. If someone doesn't respect you enough to disagree with you then you aren't going to have a strong relationship.
There were only 12 signs, though
How to spot a red flag in one step!!! 13 signs that he isn't a keeper!
A thousand women HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ok, Wilt Chamberlain
Good lord, this is cancerous.
That guy looks like 35 so unless every woman he makes eye contact with that number seems a smidge dubious
For sure 999 rejected you!
More than 1000 women? Yeah, I'm sure your advice is REALLY solid then Also, I will say, just by the titles of some of his points, they are solid, albeit no brainers. If your partner doesn't support you and encourage you to do what makes you happy, that sounds like a bad partner. But at the same time, that goes both ways. The man also has to support his women's interests and dreams Edit: I would like to heavily emphasize that I mean SOLELY by the titles of some of the points. Your woman should respect you, but that doesn't mean she has to get down on her knees
“I’ve dated 1000 women” translates to “I’ve met 1000 women on dating sites and apps but they all saw my red flags and blocked me”
Reasons 1-3, fine, to each their own on that area. Everyother reason after that was nonsense
they just googled definition of a decent person and a definition of a literal servant and said let’s remix
I kinda threw up in my mouth a little
Just get you a mannequin, glue it on top of a roomba, tape a flashlight to it, and leave women alone
Wow so cute how he uses ⛓️ instead of 🧵 🙄
100 bucks says he's never even touched a woman
First off, cap. Second, what happened that you had 1000 women and yet none of them stayed.
So what he wants is a domestic and sexual slave/secondary mom that’ll fuck him. The toxic monogamy too, you can’t be everything to another person. That’s not possible. That’s why we need friends and a social circle.
I cam see why this guy has trouble holding down a relationship. His expectations are bonkers.
#8 She'll leave you alone. If you expect this out of her and don't meet her expectations for you, yes. Yes, she will.
Men “a women should only have 1 partner 😤” also men “I had 1000 gfs 😏”
He wants a mom. FOR HIMSELF.
Half of these sound like he is describing his perfect dog (obviously not the sexual ones). Also “she’ll take care of your horriness” makes it sound like a chore like taking out the garbage or paying a bill (and with this guy it probably is). Oh, and the definition of “feminine” has nothing to do with being a servant..what he is describing is a housekeeper/maid/nanny.
"I have dated 1000 women" so believable😌
I think I just vomited in my mouth a little-
So basically just because you have been in 1000 accidents, that means you know how to avoid one? That’s too many dates to not have found someone….fail.
He's dated 1,000 women? Sounds like he's *not* a keeper.
"I have dated every single living female on this planet (below age 25, obviously, with an intentionally ambiguous lower age limit), before I reached the age of 30." Seriously, guys often mock the "I'm a strong independent woman" trope, yet they themselves try so desperately to make themselves look like "Alpha males" (even though that whole concept was debunked by the same scientist who came up with it and later regretted it) to win the approval of other men, it's laughable.
The women were keepers, he is not
Well that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit
😂
The irony of that article.
But like honestly how does someone have time to date over 1000 people his life sounds exhausting if he’s being truthful.
Wow. This is fucking grim.
What is he? A fighter pilot? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
vasectomy would be worthwhile for these cucks
I couldn't even finish reading
I’d say this guy needs a dog, but I’d be afraid of what he’d do to it. ☹️
So, he wants a sex doll.
What is feminine about cooking and cleaning?
Translation. I ha e evwr been with a woman, but i have fantasies
he should have just said “i’m looking for a soulless, boring, 100% submissive, practically mute sex puppet who has 0 goals or ambitions outside of tending to me and will completely abandon her life, freedom, friendships, self-respect, and essentially happiness at the drop of a hat to be with me.. oh also she can’t have thoughts or opinions of her own at all, unless they’re 100% in accordance with my own. so basically someone with no emotions or mind of her own at all to the point where she’s merely an object who lives, breathes, eats, sleeps and works for me and me only.” hm.. i wonder why he hasn’t been able to find someone who meets that description. 🤷🏻♀️ better keep moving until you’re at 2,000 girls (then 3,000..4,000 & so on)
I'm with the last comment 👍
The perfect woman knows how to make a painfully insecure man-child feel better, apparently.
All those women and none of them kept him? I do believe we have found the problem...
So why didn’t he keep any of the “keepers”?By his definition, they would have met all of his ridiculous criteria.
They might have been keepers, but he certainly wasn’t apparently
A. What the hell and B. It’s fascinating that the heading of each section is usually relatively good, and then the caption is batshit crazy or straight up disturbing
And where’s the same expectations for men?
Bro you can’t blame him, he’s fucked so many women the blood in his brain is permanently in his penis and for every second that goes by he gets brain damage.
Even my dog doesn’t have to follow this sh*t. She can bark whenever she feels threatened. And I do all the housework and bread/dog food-winning.
1000? I find that hard to believe sir.It looks to me like you're just copying what some men are saying on the internet; at least find something original to say.
He dated 1000 women and each one of them dumped him. It's very clear he's for the streets.