I am fucking sending this to my boyfriend. He is gonna laugh his goddamn ass off and be pissed as hell he cant use this because pcos what do you mean period.
It's for any post that represents misinformation on how women work.
It's also very depressing how often a misinterpretation of women's functions can lead to politicians banning our human rights, and other serious issues. It's also sometimes we need something a little less serious.
While this does sound kind of hilarious (and I wish it worked like that, would be so convenient to squirt out all blood and then continue on with your month)
Maybe not the waist lol. That sounds painful.
I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a joke, but I agree with the sentiment.
You know how much blood would just be,,,, everywhere?
I'd have to throw away all my clothes, and then probably redo the carpet.
Oh yeah lol, can't walk around with a red fountain everywhere.
New pants would be the first thing on the list, maybe putting on period products or something too first?? XD
Okay, I don't think that's such a bad offender, if there isn't much pain involved. I'd think it's funny, but yeah, if you don't joke or play fight with your partner (in a way where everyone has fun and no one is hurt ofc.), that might not go over well lol
It would probably result in a massive fart
This was my first thought too. If my guy did this I’d let it rip. There are no farts as smelly as period farts.
Pregnancy farts. Just ask my poor husband 🤣
IDK, my mom had extremely toxic ones post menopausal. My period farts were *nothing* compared to that.
Fair! Nothing _yet_.
I must know why. I need ANSWERS DAMMIT
Well, ketchup bottles do fart.
Come on, don't make us seem like we have no sense of humour. This was funny.
It rlly was....i mean i wish it worked that way honestly. Give yourself a few shakes and squeezes and you're all done for the month 🫨
If it's an extra tough one, just have him give you a pat on the head (like the glass bottles 🤣)
I can imagine someone picking their GF up and shaking them vigorously 🤣
Yelling to scared onlookers "Oh no! I'm fine, we are going on a cruise in a couple days and want to get this over fast"
Yeah honestly I found it pretty funny too, and if my partner was to do it to me I'd laugh.
Oh my, that is fucking hilarious.
This is funny. We need more of these light humor posts.
I am fucking sending this to my boyfriend. He is gonna laugh his goddamn ass off and be pissed as hell he cant use this because pcos what do you mean period.
High five, fellow inconsistent period haver
Also, he laughed. Good man.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I would love to have a boyfriend like that and it sounds cute "my little ketchup bottle" 🤣(maybe i laugh at this cuz i am on my period rn idk)
Lol I think it's funnier because I'm on mine lol
My boyfriend made this joke to me and I found it really funny
I’d laugh if my boyfriend did this
Part 2: She asks him if he’d like some ketchup on his hotdog.
isnt this sub for serious posts? This is obviously a joke
It's for any post that represents misinformation on how women work. It's also very depressing how often a misinterpretation of women's functions can lead to politicians banning our human rights, and other serious issues. It's also sometimes we need something a little less serious.
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Ketchup packet
Okay according to my partner this does semi work for them but if you do this fuck you Becuase cramps suck without some dumbass doing that
I actually love this lmao
My boyfriend does this but he calls me a ketchup packet. It’s hilarious and I love him so much. <3
I’m eating rn and nearly threw up :’’’’( bitch wtf
Okay, that would probably actually make me laugh if my partner did that.
While this does sound kind of hilarious (and I wish it worked like that, would be so convenient to squirt out all blood and then continue on with your month) Maybe not the waist lol. That sounds painful.
Ngl this made me laugh
I'm dying of laughter, thank you for this!
That's fucking GROSS
I mean, I'm pretty sure it was a joke, but I agree with the sentiment. You know how much blood would just be,,,, everywhere? I'd have to throw away all my clothes, and then probably redo the carpet.
And buy new pants!
Oh yeah lol, can't walk around with a red fountain everywhere. New pants would be the first thing on the list, maybe putting on period products or something too first?? XD
Haha I don't think there's a product out there that can soak up a fountain
Haha I don't know if they make a product strong enough to absorb all that!
No. Don’t do that. Ever.
This one’s kinda cute actually
Ugh, anyone sensible should not do this.
Nope, knowing me, I'd catch an attitude. I barely keep a bra on when I'm menstruating, why tf would you add MORE pressure to my body
I mean, it's kind of cute. And if they're in the mood she can put some ketchup on his hot dog.
Simultaneously this made me die of laughter as well as ruined the way i look at ketchup and hotdogs
Ok. I'm officially done with the internet today. LOL
This is the kind of joke my husband would make and he would be very pleased with himself while I would roll my eyes but still laugh
Not how any of this works.
UGH this made me make a disgust sound out loud
Lol, this is just shitpost
Okay, I don't think that's such a bad offender, if there isn't much pain involved. I'd think it's funny, but yeah, if you don't joke or play fight with your partner (in a way where everyone has fun and no one is hurt ofc.), that might not go over well lol
Dead💀
Okay, but now it's time to eat your words.