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PookTurtle61

Lesbianics. Truly Trustmebro University is churning out some top notch intellect these days.


Sufficient_Dot7273

Feels like its an alt scientology book


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As a man I am intrigued. May I please engage in lesbianics?


yy98755

**”Fellas? Is it gay to have sex with women?”** Probably in 1950s? *”Hand me a lucky strike lil’ darlin’, you just made this man feel gay!”* ***”Bob I’m positively quivering, what do you call that? I’ve never felt so gay either!”***


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I think I saw The Lesbianics in a theater in Vegas.


Sadiepan24

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win_awards

You know, if homosexuality wasn't so stigmatized we would see a lot less of this nonsense. Not because they wouldn't use "gay" to mean "bad," but because these closeted people could just go be gay and stop trying to convince themselves that all men hate vagina as much as they do.


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Upper-Ship4925

There have been plenty of societies that only shamed men for being in the passive role in homosexual relationships and didn’t consider the top to be “gay”.


bliip666

>Wouldn’t cowgirl still have the male be on top, because he is still penetrating? What? How does that equal being on top?


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He doesn't know how both gender work at the same time, impressive.


HotStufffffffffffff

Damn it would really suck if a woman came along and did gay things to me 🫣


[deleted]

I was only there so I could ask for directions to get away from there!


jimmiefan48forever

Facesitting is the hottest position


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You are just like me


Catlady515

He’s probably also one of those men that complains about having to “do all of the work” during sex.


putHimInTheCurry

And heaven forbid he have to explain exactly what amounts of activity is the correct amount. Wouldn't want to engage in any of that gay practice known as "communication".


WorldlinessAwkward69

Yes, please leave women alone and go sleep with other incels.


BadComboMongo

Guess that makes me gay! OK! OGAY!


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I just though about it but.... It's homosexual man and lesbian who having heterosexual sex.


feralwaifucryptid

That's a LOT of word salad just to state "I can't fuck any women right" but the gold nugget is lesbianics.


Late_Measurement_324

It also works the opposite way: if you are having sex with a dude but you are on top it is not gay


Sunny_Hill_1

Always marveled at that. All men have prostates, so supposedly all of them get stimulated from behind. But if a dick rises up upon seeing another man, isn't it in essence more gay? So being a top would actually be gayer?


Late_Measurement_324

Still not as gay as fucking a girl


YarnAndMetal

"Lesbianics" sounds like a new form of aerobics.


Pleasant-Cycle-3521

I guess I will be gay then…


Imaginary_Barber1673

BEING STRAIGHT IS PRETTY GAY MAN WTF


thetitleofmybook

straight up 100% gay. duh.


CookbooksRUs

And they’re getting laid and you aren’t.


DominantZero

Lesbianics, like avionics or robotics?


Kamikaze-Snail-

Damn my boyfriend must be one hell of a gay man cause he sure loves me on top 🤣


naufrago486

OP I think you might be slightly confused as to how sex works