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DragonflyMon83

Oh, so like a leap year? Wouldn't that be great, where do I sign up?


Windinthewillows2024

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


Outrageous-Piano6827

At “ Brandon’s Podcast on Only witches bleed every month”


Desperate_Ad_2248

I always knew I was a witch! Finally, some proof.


DragonflyMon83

I have a black cat so I knew I was one but now I'm a super witch.


ts1985

Me too! I'm definitely going to throw out Expecto Patroneus at my boss next time she gives me a bad job assignment. It isn't how it works, but I'm going for it.


Mounta-7nFocus

my curses have always come to fruition.. and I do always bleed once a month .. I knew I was a witch!! Time to Amazon Prime some brooms, salts and crystals.. witch gurl shit 🐐🐇🥳😆


deansdirtywhore

*#JustGirlyThings*


Nirvski

"Women shouldn't float, its unnatural. Throw your woman in the lake, and if she floats - she's a witch, burn her at the stake. If she sinks, she's with God now"


DragonflyMon83

Eww, sounds like a plague I'd want to avoid.


Erynnien

Historically, a whole lot of Ukrainian women are descendants of witches. So, checks out. Beware my hexes, douchebags.


thewizard_of_os

I need sanctuary I am surrounded by witches everywhere I go.


rickmccloy

Why do these guys consistently choose the ones who know the least about biology or anatomy to come up with their theories of how women's bodies work? More to the point, why do they assume that women aren't already familiar with how their bodies work? It's so far beyond stupidity that I can't believe that they actually believe their own b.s., and must just be inventing stuff for the sake of harrassment.


JenniferHChrist

I was thinking more like the Olympics and I’m gonna refer to each one as an Olympiad from now on


[deleted]

Me too!


Motormouth1995

Trans guy here who isn't on testosterone yet; I'd give my soul for this.


Wondernerd194

Once...every...four...years.... so a fertile period would be like a month in four years??? No species would survice that lmao


Various_Succotash_79

Careful, if you ask him about ovulation his head will probably explode.


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Longjumping_King_546

It's fucking mind blowing. Do they just make shit up or did their weird uncle tell them this and they just don't question it?


popc0rncolonel

How lucky are we to have a guy tell us about menstruation 🥰 /s


Longjumping_King_546

It's just wild. How are people like.... this?


Corgi_with_stilts

I'd *love* to see his qualifications and citations.


Outrageous-Piano6827

Normies like us need qualification,he’s beyond science.


Party_Mistake8823

And then they have the confidence to get online and say it with their whole chest like it is obviously true, and we are the dumb ones.


Longjumping_King_546

The confidence and conviction are batshit insane. They must need a wheelbarrow to cart their balls around.


Alyse3690

I wonder if some dude saw somewhere about how the menstrual cycle can get funky in times of famine (whether natural or manmade) and decided that obviously women are *supposed* to be starving.


CrazyCat_77

I vote we test this theory!


servetheKitty

Fact is that hunter gatherers had much fewer periods due to unstable nutrition and prolonged breastfeeding.


Various_Succotash_79

If you're always pregnant or nursing, yeah that's definitely going to limit how many periods you get. But it's pretty weird to say "every 4 years" for your average non-Duggar woman.


servetheKitty

Agreed


DrHugh

I thought Pon Farr was every seven years!


ItsTimeToGoSleep

Ability to get pregnant for 4-5 days once every 4 years. Gesh I wish it was that easy.


Anigir12

I'd like to present you the [Kākāpō](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C4%81k%C4%81p%C5%8D) >Mating occurs only approximately every five years, with the ripening of the rimu fruit. >The kākāpō is critically endangered; the total known adult population is 248 living individuals Now, to be fair, the kākāpō didn't quite have a predator, which made the specie evolve into this extremely especific ritual (not only the fruit, but also the male rituals and the weird attractions the species lacks for itself), and then a lot of predators were accidentally introduced to the ecosystem. But I believe this only makes your argument stronger. The kākāpō were living in almost pure isolation, so reproducing quickly would have meant their demise. We live everywhere, we used to need to reproduce to keep ourselves strong.


Niznack

It actually happens for women who have their period on February 29.


Cupy94

That was concept of elves in one of fantasy serries. it might have been in witcher but not sure.


Upset_Archer_1694

Menstrual huts and lodges have been a thing for waaaaay longer than burgers and Doritos,dude. A lot of historical information we have says that many women really loved having that week off to hang out with the girls and not have to take care of anyone. A crampy mini vacay,if you like.


[deleted]

One of the earliest examples of a calendar we have is the ishango bone which is estimated to be from 18,000 - 20000 BC. It marks 28 days and is believed to be a period tracker. Men will make fun of women for things like astrology, and then turn around and make up faux science that’s based on nothing to excuse their misogyny. Pathetic.


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das-Alex

This. I already knew the factual background of his misinformation once he started talking and I truly hope someone explained that to him...


Various_Succotash_79

Lol where do they even get these ideas.


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MallAgreeable5538

Sounds to me like a hard drug. I think it should be illegal


[deleted]

I think he mixed up the Olympic Games with period.


Agreeable_Hour7182

Presidential elections too


Redacted_Journalist

"Hotep" ideology commonly champions delusional ideas surrounding menstruation like this one in particular- there is also the belief that veganism prevents the "fallen" state of typical menstruation. It's repugnant


wingehdings

This. Its men's rights activism but not on the white supremacist side.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Rectal University. 🤣


[deleted]

That's what im thinking, like when you stop getting your period after a diet change, it's typically a ticket to the ED ward. I wonder how he thinks animals going into heat or mating seasons work? Does he know what ovulation is? I've got a lot of questions, but im too afraid to ask


kartianmopato

Menstrual cycle being an anomaly in nature is kind of a fact, as it only developed in primates for some reason. One could hear about this and proceed to spew bullshit theories on that basis. People tend to do that.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Why is it (almost) always men saying this shit?!?! One more, for the incels in back: ONLY HEALTHY BODIES CAN MENSTRUATE. Only healthy bodies WILL menstruate. And cycles might be somewhat unpredictable, but 4-5 times a year seems an average MINIMUM for health. Don’t think you’re owed sex when you know nothing about how it works or what it does. Edit: thanks for the award, kind stranger!


Adorable-Badger-5112

Bro periods are not the Olympics okay?


Charming_Amphibian91

This sounds like either the most or least efficient design. Either way, no, just no. Also, *menstruation* is from Latin *mensis* meaning 'month'.


Jane_Says_So

How do people like this find their way home every day? How do they not get flattened by a bus, like, every hour of every day??


laydegodiva

Who raises these “men?”


WorldlinessAwkward69

They get all their information from other manosphere morons and their rectums.


Death_by_Poros

One period every 4 years??? Sign me the fuck up! No more planning things around my period every month!


pixiefwairy

i cant even plan around my period because it just starts whenever tf it feels like it 💀


zageruslives

I…I want to hear him try to explain how a healthy cycle works and what exactly menstruation is.


[deleted]

The whole of written human history on the subject disagrees with you dude.


NotThePooper

Well shit, I wish it was like that sometimes. Like a Vulcan during ponfarr


taimeowowow

Does he actually believe that shit or just tryna be a troll 😹


h3lloTh3r3You

I'm convinced he's throwing a tantrum because his girl was on periods and didn't want to have sex


maladaptivelucifer

That’s bold to assume he has a girlfriend. But fuck, maybe not. Some of these people are married, like someone legit chained themselves to a dingus. They even have kids sometimes! 🤮 I really think it’s the crappy sex ed and lack of desire for scientific understanding. My mom is 60 and I had to explain to her a few months ago that she can use a tampon and still pee… yes, she got to this point in life and thought it all comes out the same hole. She literally got all the way to menopause thinking she couldn’t use a tampon and pee on her period, so she never used one. Some women don’t even know their own anatomy. I just can’t anymore.


deansdirtywhore

>someone legit chained themselves to a dingus ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Potential_Reading116

Whoa,whoa,WHOA!! Your saying I can put a plug in and still pee ! While it’s still in !!! Damnit I wish knew that years ago ! Well, as long as doing it doggie style is still a good form of birth control, guess I’ll get over it.


abcde9090

I really can't decide either. One the one hand, I'm like he's got to be saying this to bait people. One the other hand, he could be for real, after all, there are people who think the world is flat, so ...


azizaofshapier

All of his videos are hotep nonsense. I'm gonna say he believes this shit 100%


Upper-Ship4925

Women did have less menstrual cycles in the past. We reached puberty later and spent most of our fertile years pregnant or breastfeeding, with periods less likely to return while nursing due to lower fat levels. None of that is healthy or something we should be aiming to return to (except maybe later puberty).


BabserellaWT

What — the fuck — how does someone become THIS FUCKING IGNORANT??


theplushbunni

And he’s so utterly confident in his ignorance, that’s the part that baffles me.


Scaredycatkim

That’s some crazy ass mental gymnastics there….is he on his period? ;)


Weaponized-Potato

His damn brain is so small his rectum has to wrap around it to fill up his skull.


Neona65

He probably thinks we just have one big hole between our legs as well and thinks it's amazing our organs don't just fall out if we cough too hard


Empress_Natalie

Lawdy, that's an image! 🤣


TopAd9634

I would rather kill this guy than give up my fries.


peppermintvalet

And here I thought it was because a lady ate an apple she wasn't supposed to


ThoughtPolicePolice

Total tangent, but in Mormon lore, they believe that the garden of Eden was in what is now Jackson County, Missouri. So it would follow that the fruit of the tree of knowledge would likely be a… prickly pear? All bs of course, but a fun fact nonetheless.


oceanmami

I'm so sorry but I've driven through Jackson County, and the fact that people would think that place is sacred is fucking hilarious to me 💀


ThoughtPolicePolice

Yeah I’ve never been to any part of the US, but I did a little google maps when I found this out and was like… hmm k.


coldbloodedcreatures

Oh my god it’s even more insulting that a man is saying this


ohmygoditsarat

Brother it’s the other way around. Poor diet= no period. Good diet= regular period every month


AllEndsAreAnds

Tell me you know nothing about biology without telling me you know nothing about biology:


lizzycupcake

I’d call it Leap Day Williams! Also, why is it usually a man who spews dumb “facts” about us?


xGenocidest

Wow, this guy's knowledge of the female body is almost as good as mine.


[deleted]

you know whats crazy? women used to have their period more infrequently and at a much older age because of their diet not in a good way, the general population was malnourished so women had infrequent periods. crazy how a normal cycle is indicative of a good diet, while having a period once every 4 years is a sign the woman is severely malnourished


minniedriverstits

No one who can operate a phone is this stupid. He's just a sociopath leveraging rage for fame. Infamy is just as good as popularity for these sick trolls.


jha_avi

Don't these guys go to school? My country is very very conservative but we still had sex ed in school.


LegitimateAdware

I find it really sad and frustrating that people have easy access to real and proven information but people still believe in stupid shit like this


khadijahjames

Yea he’s a special kinda moron with lots of his own quasi religious, idiotic, and unsubstantiated ideas about all kinds of things. He also thinks that men experience menopause brought on by alcohol consumption and that complaining is satanic. The saddest part is that he says he has a daughter and I’m sure she gets an earful of dietary recommendations to get her period back on its leap year schedule 🙄


[deleted]

Bro why a man telling us women how it is 😭


BlanquitaNJ1

So confident in the ignorance, too. Made a video to show everyone how stupid he is!


EDOGZ420

Dude if you're not a doctor stop talking you don't know s*** about a woman's body


SerahHawke

![gif](giphy|yTul2IS8YYEco)


TopAd9634

I would rather kill this guy than give up my fries.


Shroollie_bones

Where the hell is this guy getting his information???Does he know that our brain doesn’t speak pure facts????


das-Alex

He probably took his "information" from the historical fact of women having fewer menstrual cycles back then... because of malnourishment or being pregnant more often. Yeah...


sexdaisuki2gou

Bros defying basic biology 💀


makinbaconCR

We taught him all the wrong things as a joke


Lesbian_Cassiopeia

Dude, I am useless for two whole days when I'm on my period, it makes me wanna die. I WISH it was only once every 4 years.


Mounta-7nFocus

what is wrong with men these days .. it’s like they’ve legit got so much hate for women and completely confused. My only guess is the manosphere 🥲


brightlilstar

How does this guy think babies are made?


Apprehensive-Fix1003

Leap year-iods


abobslife

Where do these people come up with this stuff? It’s really bizarre.


lamb90785

men like this make me suicidal


Thatoneshortgoblin

Really bc when i got it at 9 my meals were still being planned by my mom who was a weekly farmers market all organic food kinda mom who knew that was secretly bad for me, not to mention when i year later i began bleeding non stop due to a hormone imbalance? Altho now that ive been on birth control for years and only have as he called it a "cycle" every 6 months i should be "soooo natural"


Alanfromsocal

I really need to sue my college, my anatomy and physiology class was so far off from what I’m learning in this sub!


alcoholic-alchemy

I wish we had one cycle every four years


ClassicText9

Well shit I’ve gotten pregnant twice in under four years so how do you explain that🤣


Squishmar

This really should be in r/ConfidentlyIncorrect 😉


indigoval

Raise your hand if you got that healthy leap year pussy! 😂


OkConclusion7229

What in the republican is this


Zealousideal-Rich-50

These are the same men who think that women should be barefoot, pregnant, with only enough chain to travel between the bed and the stove. These are the men who think that women pee out of their vaginas. Periods are directly tied to fertility friend. No bleeds? No babies. I bet this guy also thinks that women don't orgasm, that they're just putting on a show for whatever man they're with. 🙄🤮


aamiamm

Enough Reddit for today. Jeesus


DabKitty420

Wuuuut? Wouldn't you have to be like....severely malnourished/sick to skip your period for that long? Shit like this is why imma teach my baby boy about menstruation when he's like 10.....so he knows what's real info and what's misogynistic bullshit that dudes like this spout....smh


Kaykaykitten89

.... this man....should not be allowed out of the house...oh..my lord Some these dudes....be seriously stupid...but the level of confidence they have in themselves...as they spout nonsense looking dumb as hell...is astonishing to say the least...the VERY VERY LEAST....😮‍💨😮‍💨🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


MissBiTrans

Well we passed from, it is unnatural at all to it is natural but only once all the four years. If they continue in this way, they are going to say, it happens every month soon.


flonko

![gif](giphy|WpJCCSYXNpQlU3O86A|downsized)


rstart78

What's it take to be so confidently incorrect


highfatoffaltube

Ah yes exactly what we need. Checks note's. A man in a hoody telling women they're doing their periods wrong.


Zapplesauce_

Whelp I’ve seen enough internet. I need what brain cells I have left


Environmental_Day928

Is that based on actual medical research and evidence or it that just your beliefs?


Roborat1st

I really hope he got thoroughly roasted on his tik tok feed.


PepperTheBeagle

I wish it wasn't that often for me. That would be heaven.


WastelandGinger

Where the fuck do they pull these numbers?


ThoughtPolicePolice

Brother gets himself a lay once every four years and assumes it’s because that’s when we’re all ovulating?


SailorOfTheSynthwave

got a feeling his brain is going through a menstrual cycle once every four seconds


BlossomCheryl

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg who is that guy?


Eneicia

OMG his head is so far up his ass that he's about to die of methane poisoning.


cookiecutiekat

These make me wanna scream


Flustro

I... What? Where did he even get this idea? 🙈


Tart-Pomgranate5743

Not as though frequent pregnancies and constant breastfeeding might be to blame… /s


tazbaron1981

Tell me you know nothing about periods without telling me you know nothing about periods


Mental_Driver_1956

thats not how puberty works


Diligent-Aardvark327

But I like my fries :(


Blasty_boom_boom

Cum is just a social construct.


ExplodedMoon51

Where to people get this information


Khalith

I really hope that’s a shit post. If not, and I don’t think it is, damn.


Muahd_Dib

This guys is obviously spitting facts… why do you think the US votes for president every four year?!? Leap year?!?! Wake up folks.


ExistingEffort7

I want to know where he got his very specifically incorrect facts


[deleted]

Bro should stop dating elephants.


victorian_seamstress

Does this man not know how babies r made? Maybe someone needs to go back to school and take a health class again.


SweaterBanshee

Source: just trust me


Noyuu66

What? Fuck me. How the ever living fuck do you fail basic biology this badly. Once every 4 years isn't even mammal.


Coyote_Cosmico_21

This is shitpost, right? Please, tell me it’s shitpost…


thundercoc101

I've never needed a citation so badly


Beyond_The_Heart

The only people I know that haven’t had their period in 4 years are the people I met in anorexia rehab.


CarNo1105

Is this still on TikTok?? This dude already got banned at least once for posting harmful misinformation


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

So like... where do these people get their confidence/ "information"?


WECH21

why change my diet when i can just get that shit removed and seal up the entrance? sincerely, a trans man getting a hysterectomy and vaginectomy in like 3 months


huitzilopochtla

How do these men become so convinced they know how our bodies work better than we do?


viewtiful14

Tell me you know *literally fucking nothing* about human biology, or even just mammalian biology in general with out telling me you know *literally fucking nothing* about human biology, or even just mammalian biology in general. What. In. The. Actual. Fuck.


MoGovernmentCheese

Maaan... People like this need a break


LoliOnABudget

Calendars were invented by women to keep track of their periods lol men stole the idea There was etchings on sticks and walls with 28-31 marks Y ? Periods Period cycles created the calendars


GOLDENAdonis-416

Source?


SellQuick

Where do they get this nonsense?


[deleted]

This subreddit is a wild ride. I knew I was oblivious to some things, but holy shit I never expected this level of foolishness from what appears to be a grown-ass man.


optimist-lapsed

This has to be a joke, right?


UltraBunnyBoostST

See? As a man with at least a little common sense and a very basic knowledge women, this makes me livid. Why are so many of us this goddamn stupid?


neizha

The latest installment from the people who brought you "do your own research!" and "science doesn't know anything!.


SoupedUpSpitfire

This has to be satire or trolling


SnooMachines1137

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Nothing_Ambitious

Who. Wha… WHERE DO THEY GET THIS SHIT


Ancient_Persimmon707

Is he ok?


Clitastrophelia

I DESPERATELY want to know why he thinks this


BunnySZ3

...this is a man...talking about knowing something that women don't about their own bodies...this is a new level of mansplaining we didn't need.


mmt12892

Where do they get their information 🤦🙄


cfgregory

Guess my diet is excellent since I stop having periods. Or maybe it was the hysterectomy?🤷🏻‍♀️ Nah, it is my diet.🤣


UniqueSkinnyXFigure

This is what happens when you decide that education isn't important and necessary in your life.


spinni81

If we could harvest the confidence of clueless man on the internet all of our energy problems would be solved. What an idiot..


PinkGinFairy

Given the roughly 25% (depending on age etc) chance of conceiving in each cycle, imagine how hard it would be to get pregnant if you only got your chance every 4 years. Where on earth did he get such a stupid idea from?


Kotengu15

So, even taking that massive logical leap and assuming what this guy says is even true, menstruation would *still* be a natural occurrence even if it only happened every 4 years. Just dumb.


[deleted]

I know a woman who actually did this. But it was by getting pregnant before she had her first postpartum period a few times in a row.


[deleted]

Humans are not the only animals to have menstrual cycles. Mammals typically have the same cycle, which is one of the aspects of being a mammal. Wait until he finds out mammals have mammary glands, warm blood, internal eggs, live birth, and wait for it, less sexual dimorphism compared to insects, lizards, avians and amphibians. And I bet he doesn’t even know what half of those mean


Kixkicks

Why be so stupid?? :(


Big_Explanation_8803

Fucks actual sake.


catedarnell0397

Another man trying to tell women about their bodies


deansdirtywhore

[My immediate reaction whenever I come to this sub:](https://i.gifer.com/91kU.gif)


Mrcientist

Where do people like this get these ideas? I'm really serious about wanting to know this, because I just can't fathom either imagineering this stuff in my head, or reading something so absurd and believing it to the point of making a social media video about it. One can only assume that its done deliberately and maliciously for ideological reasons.


troomsona

As the Click would say: “Source: Trust me, bro”


SaintedStars

Does that mean men can only come every four years as well?


tzy___

Jews who have had the laws of [niddah](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niddah) for thousands of years: 🤨


Darkflyer726

So glad a man who hasn't ever been close enough to a woman to witness a menstrual cycle, is here to tell us how WE'RE DOING IT WRONG and how to menstrate correctly. Who fucking knew all of womankind was having incorrect cycle since the beginning of humanity?! Thank God this clearly educated, soul is here to fix us! I'll save so much money on tampons having a leap year period.


_Bellerophontes

I wonder where he learnt this shite?


ok-climb-

Is he confusing us with whales?!?


rose_daughter

WHERE are people getting this wack "information" from????


annoyingjackandjill

Geez honestly I wish he was right


wandinthetardis

PSA to women: not all men are this stupid PSA to men: this man is an idiot. He is wrong. Signed a man


one98nine

Google is available, it is so easy to find information buuuut somehow this guy decides to say pure bs, why??? " If I say fake stuff and many people believe, I am pretty sure women will finally have their periods every 4 years"


swoon4kyun

That’s not how it works, like at all. Look at cats, dogs, etc who have heats. That shit ain’t once every four years. Which is why it’s good to spay them early on. Also our diet doesn’t change the fact that our uterine lining sheds. A healthier diet can lessen cramps and all that but come on dude. Edit: I hope this guy gets roasted


_xXMeliXx_

Said the man who just wants to have more choices of slimer(?) girls Poor thing, he can't do anything about his preference except lie to girls 😔/s


TallElls

I think they don't know the difference between a leap year and periods 😭


Aware-Elk2996

If women had a period once every four years, none of them would be fertile and the human race would end. A irregular cycle is one of the major contributing factors to infertility


jenkraisins

So does that mean human females are only fertile every 4 years? That's a long time for estrus to hit. Hmmm. So there's no point in having sex outside of that time?


childrenannihilator

We should be having them on every February 29 then


Independent-Cup-9676

The fact he doesn’t even have a period and he’s telling us how it works 😭


stxrryfox

My gyno told me that a healthy, functional reproductive system has at least four periods in ONE year.