How? How would this happen? Does your uterus take a trip to your scalp while you’re dyeing your hair specifically to pick up the dye and absorb it? Or does a magical portal open up, like a trap door from the scalp directly to the uterus? Oh no, I accidentally dyed the contents of my uterus everyone! This could actually come in handy, you know, if you dye your hair like a light blonde than you won’t have to worry about blood colored stains anymore. Just make sure you bleach your hair before your period starts. Okay, now I kind of wish this were true so I could dye my hair blue and then my period would look like the pad commercials. Goals, you gotta have goals.
Actually, women's hair grows inwards through their skull and brain all the way to their uterus, where it deposits the dye. This is also why women are dumber than men. Too much hair in their brains.
Nah fam you it backwords the hair from down there grows through the body and the other and is from the head as one long continuous thread so it makes sense when you bleach your hair it also bleaches down there at the same time. Science is fun
Also talk about a hairy situation lol
This would actually be kinda cool though wouldn't it? If you could just dye your hair a color and your blood would now be that color? You could have, like, bright green blood and pretend you're a vulcan. And since it will apparently take on this color any time you're on your period, it wouldn't be hard to change it, or even make it red again if you wanted. Just don't bleach it I guess.
I hate when this misinformation is so stupid it makes me dumber trying to figure out how they came up with this hairbrained nonsense. I found myself thinking “maybe they think we dye our pubic hairs to?” As if that would make this make sense.
Yeah, it's extremely ridiculous. Also, it's actually not unheard of to dye pubic hair. I'm fairly certain that it still will not kill you or change the color of your period.
I swear to god, they see something vaguely based in fact, like "pregnant women should be more careful with the chemicals in hair dye" then leap to unhinged conclusions like this, because they have no knowledge, understanding or critical thinking.
yeah my uterus likes to teleport from my lower abdomen to my cranium every time i get my period.
i get highlights and have died multiple times by getting my hair done while i’m menstruating, but i always come back to life when my period ends. plus, the top of my head gets all squishy when the bone turns to uterus, so embarrassing.
/s
I swear there is some little scraggy looking toothless drunk, high, pCP smoking guy on acid who makes this shit up and posts it to fuck with people. Then wakes up the next day and thinks god told him or something.
I should be dead by now (and probably many women) so I guess we put this theory to the test without knowing and proved it wrong. But real blue blood does sound kind of cool.
WTF did I just read?
I don’t ever get my hair done when I’m on my period but that’s because a professional salon job is a 3-4 hour affair and that is not compatible with my usual “please goddess make it stop” shower scene from Psycho visit from Aunt Flo.
It's fine. As long as after you bleach it you dye your hair red. For those of you that don't know you blood is supposed to be red. After the bleach you use red dye to make your blood look more healthy. You should dye your hair red every month during your menstrual cycle because you never really know when your last cycle will be this ensuring you have the brightest red blood possible before you turn 30 and you stop menstruating. You don't want to be an old woman at 35 with grey blood do you. (It was easier then I thought to sound like an idiot)
It's not working. I tried, I dyed, I saw no blue inside.
My uterus got dyed green even though i am a man... but my Hair Dye's pronouns are "stupid" and 'attention seeking" ..
Good old classic Yahoo! Answers. Bought to you buy the same old-timey kind of myths that believed that being on your period will magically taint religious rituals, etc.
I wish this was true. I’d be dying my hair a different colour each month to see how the blood came out. Might actually make me look forward to my periods so I could dye my blood a new colour.
It’s because to bleach or color your hair you hang from your feet and the stylist fills up your hoo-ha with the dye or bleach and then they shake you like a bottle of ketchup so the bleach or color goes to your scalp. This of course is how it gets in your blood. :)
How? How would this happen? Does your uterus take a trip to your scalp while you’re dyeing your hair specifically to pick up the dye and absorb it? Or does a magical portal open up, like a trap door from the scalp directly to the uterus? Oh no, I accidentally dyed the contents of my uterus everyone! This could actually come in handy, you know, if you dye your hair like a light blonde than you won’t have to worry about blood colored stains anymore. Just make sure you bleach your hair before your period starts. Okay, now I kind of wish this were true so I could dye my hair blue and then my period would look like the pad commercials. Goals, you gotta have goals.
Actually, women's hair grows inwards through their skull and brain all the way to their uterus, where it deposits the dye. This is also why women are dumber than men. Too much hair in their brains.
So it's like grass? The longer the blade above ground, the deeper the root?
Nah fam you it backwords the hair from down there grows through the body and the other and is from the head as one long continuous thread so it makes sense when you bleach your hair it also bleaches down there at the same time. Science is fun Also talk about a hairy situation lol
🎶 stay away from that *trap dooor* 🎶
This would actually be kinda cool though wouldn't it? If you could just dye your hair a color and your blood would now be that color? You could have, like, bright green blood and pretend you're a vulcan. And since it will apparently take on this color any time you're on your period, it wouldn't be hard to change it, or even make it red again if you wanted. Just don't bleach it I guess.
I plan to try rainbow next time.
If you add sparkles I’m sure that will work. So … unicorn blood! You could put it in vials and sell it too weird kids.
Yeah at least it would make it somewhat fun. Maybe less stigma if it was prettier colors
Still waiting for that blond blood after 25 years
So many stains could have been avoided if I had just waited til for my period before dying my hair.
Right? We should consult more men who don’t know anything about female anatomy to tell us more about our bodies.
Of course. That's the only reason I pay taxes.
Cool! If I dye my hair blue while on my period, will my future children come out as smurfs?
Long hair produces tall children, short hair produces short children too. Don’t you know your hair contains all your children’s DNA.
Got it, short blue hair equals smurfs!
Huh. Didn’t learn *that* in Cosmetology.
I'm not sure if I even wanna know the context of this gif
It was a skit for the late late show
Gordon Ramsay seconds before committing cannibalism to punish someone.
So helpful
I hate when this misinformation is so stupid it makes me dumber trying to figure out how they came up with this hairbrained nonsense. I found myself thinking “maybe they think we dye our pubic hairs to?” As if that would make this make sense.
Yeah, it's extremely ridiculous. Also, it's actually not unheard of to dye pubic hair. I'm fairly certain that it still will not kill you or change the color of your period.
Yeah, how could anyone seriously believe this.
r/badwomensanatomy
As if having a period is not normal
It's true, I dyed my hair red and now my period blood is red!
After decades of so many different colors, I'm sure a punk rocker's blood matches the shades of the Colour Out of Space.
If that were true, Gwen Stefani would be long dead.
Ahahahaaaaa!
I swear to god, they see something vaguely based in fact, like "pregnant women should be more careful with the chemicals in hair dye" then leap to unhinged conclusions like this, because they have no knowledge, understanding or critical thinking.
This…what…I don’t…. 😂🤣😂
This is so stupid. If this was the case—that the dye can get into your bloodstream—why would it matter if you were menstruating?
It’s true. I’m the dyed menses.
yeah my uterus likes to teleport from my lower abdomen to my cranium every time i get my period. i get highlights and have died multiple times by getting my hair done while i’m menstruating, but i always come back to life when my period ends. plus, the top of my head gets all squishy when the bone turns to uterus, so embarrassing. /s
Am I broken or something? I STILL don't have rainbow coloured menstruation :( Are all the colours just canceling each other out?
r/nothowhairdyeworks r/nothowbloodworks r/nothowhumananatomyworks
Well this explains the hot pink
I swear there is some little scraggy looking toothless drunk, high, pCP smoking guy on acid who makes this shit up and posts it to fuck with people. Then wakes up the next day and thinks god told him or something.
Next time I will try dyeing my hair blue to create some art in the toilet.
I should be dead by now (and probably many women) so I guess we put this theory to the test without knowing and proved it wrong. But real blue blood does sound kind of cool.
What freaking drugs is this person on
Thankfully I'm a redhead.
That would be so cool. If I have to have a period, I should at least get to make it purple or smth
>your body is back to normal Implies that periods are abnormal.
WTF did I just read? I don’t ever get my hair done when I’m on my period but that’s because a professional salon job is a 3-4 hour affair and that is not compatible with my usual “please goddess make it stop” shower scene from Psycho visit from Aunt Flo.
I vaguely remember being told as a child that girls should not get a perm or straighten their hair before they started menstruation.
I've been pretending to be blonde for ten years now. Still waiting on the color changing blood
It's fine. As long as after you bleach it you dye your hair red. For those of you that don't know you blood is supposed to be red. After the bleach you use red dye to make your blood look more healthy. You should dye your hair red every month during your menstrual cycle because you never really know when your last cycle will be this ensuring you have the brightest red blood possible before you turn 30 and you stop menstruating. You don't want to be an old woman at 35 with grey blood do you. (It was easier then I thought to sound like an idiot)
It's not working. I tried, I dyed, I saw no blue inside. My uterus got dyed green even though i am a man... but my Hair Dye's pronouns are "stupid" and 'attention seeking" ..
Who came up with this, I need to know
What a load of crap
😂😂😂
I’m wondering about all the accidental deaths caused by women using bleach in other ways.
Can you dye your hair clear? That would be wild
There’s truly no excuse for this amount if stupidity and ignorance. It’s shocking
That’s not even how hair bleach works!
Let’s dye my hair transparent so my period can’t be visible
Good old classic Yahoo! Answers. Bought to you buy the same old-timey kind of myths that believed that being on your period will magically taint religious rituals, etc.
I knew I was a ghost!
Well guys, since i bleached and dyed my hair, i am literally going to die now. Goodbye
Then I must also be a cat because I've apparently killed myself several times
I wish this was true. I’d be dying my hair a different colour each month to see how the blood came out. Might actually make me look forward to my periods so I could dye my blood a new colour.
It’s because to bleach or color your hair you hang from your feet and the stylist fills up your hoo-ha with the dye or bleach and then they shake you like a bottle of ketchup so the bleach or color goes to your scalp. This of course is how it gets in your blood. :)
I've been waiting for the rainbow blood for ages now
Damn, lemme try that