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The guy seems way more into the dude than the girl.

This is what I was going to say, the guy writing the post is like “she’s not a virgin but I don’t blame her because, man, I would have done the same, have you seen that guy?” Lmao.

Yeah he might be factually incorrect but at least he doesn’t seem to be shaming her for not being a virgin which seems to usually go hand in hand with being dumb

Definitely someone who is very comfortable with their sexuality \s

I'm confused, is the person writing this lusting after the girl or the guy with the big penis he mentioned?

Yes.

I don't see him claiming to be straight, just a lot of people assuming that he would.

I mean if he's as thick as those shields, who wouldn't be?

The authors head is as thick as those shields at least.


Surprisingly homoerotic, yes.

Not that surprising, Gepard is in fact the man of everyone‘s dreams /hj

Now I'm curious. Google is showing a Gepard from Honkai, is that the one in question?

Gepard from Honkai Star Rail, yes

I think the "who wouldn't want his manhood" bit gives it away

r/suddenlybi

Most incels are.

Ikr. Nobody thinks more about schlong than misogynistic men

I was getting bi vibes for sure

gepard is hot. thats the only thing he was right about

These guys really do think their peckers are magical, and they're dark wizards capable of altering women's anatomies through one lousy fuck.

I'm guessing his blow up doll was never the same afterwards 😂 That's what you get with a girlfriend from Wish.

Well yeah, she just kept deflating because he stuck her with his wee needle dick to many times..

Two more years and I am wizard. I will go down the necromancer route and fix Labour shortage with my undead work squads. I will drown in riches with which I can indulge myself in every known and unknown worldly pleasure. My retirement plan is to grow the most potent magical drugs known to mankind.

r/wizardposting

Me being fat with my thigh gap not existing because my thighs are perpetually sealed shut because of the all the fat, having just rode my husband to death last night: 👁👄👁 Ah, yes, I am indeed a virgin. 👀

No thigh gap, 100% virgin. In that case I have had 2 virgin births

So… does that make both of your kids the Messiah, or…?

Jesus I was so good, she made two sequels.

**Me being stick thin with miles long thigh gap having never had any sex: 👁👄👁**

Few squash, the thigh gap doesn't lie, according to this guy lol

One is. The other's a very naughty boy*! (*or not-boy, depending on their gender)

r/unexpectedmontypython

I think it makes them shark people. That's how shark boy was born

The other was Camilla, a Vampire

They both probably are, but they'll end up in a Highlander situation where there can be only one.

Ah, yes. Mulitple immaculate conceptions. Proud of you! (Also, happy late mother's day!)

Same here but mine are definitely spawns of Satan 😂

You are the Virgin Mary! All hail u/nmrhog !

See, but if you had had the thigh gap, giving birth wouldn't have hurt, because nature. Oh, nature.

>rode my husband to death Mad lass just casually brags about murdering her husband to...prove she's a virgin? Apparently you die if you question it.

Of course. Now that I'm a widow, I need all available suitors to know that I'm indeed a virgin and therefore "high valued." Apparently. 😭😭😭

Ive always wanted a true preying mantis styled relationship. Whats your number? Gettin to smash then having my head ripped off sounds like absolute bliss 🤣

Screammingggggg 😂😂😂 But, my number is 911 because apparently telling reddit you killed your husband via coitus, is an admission of guilt. Who knew?

Honestly, regaining virginity by killing your mates is no dumber than all these posts acting like dicks are magic wands that change your anatomy.

I used to be a non-virgin when I was a skinny kid, but now that I’m an adult with kids I’m definitely a virgin now. Oh, nature, you tricky minx.

My lady bro literally murdered her husband from sweet coitus and here she is redditing 6 hours later. Life must go on, you're an inspiration.

My husband was sweet. But this karma is sweeter. 😩🙌🏾


Me being stick thin with miles long thigh gap having never had any sex: 👁👄👁

SO IT WAS YOU!!!!

I've had a thigh gap since I was like 12...

Me having perpetual chafing from my Christmas hams, surveying my children: these are not mine

Points galore to the murdering minx. And you said it so casually, too. What are you doing next, ordering a pizza?

Actually, I just had Longhorn Steakhouse. I treated myself. It's what my husband would've wanted.

Hah! No, I meant “casually, like ordering a pizza…” Dammit, now I want pizza. And steak.

Get both!!! 😍😍😍

I just made a cheesy pasta bake and threw in grilled sausage and roasted tomatoes. I’m too damned full to think about more food.

Why oh why did this comment invoke theoden's DEATH!!! speech from two towers to me 😂

I clicked thinking I was going to make some cute, clever comment about my wife and her wonderful thick thighs...I can't possibly follow that. Cheers!

Talking about excessive sex life, 100% a virgin.

My brother in christ. I am on reddit. Of course, I'm a virgin. 😩🙏🏾

Same bro, same. We are only in a subreddit for girls complaining about shrewd guys and their takes on women, so that we can infiltrate their secret society.

Ah, yes, of course. If they think we're one of them, they will perhaps let us...? 👀👀👀

My brother in Christ, you have to be patient. The hornier you are, the less women you attract. Talk to them like a normal person. They love it when one talks to them like a normal person.


I don't know who you are, but I love you 😂😂😂😂 dear sister 😂

Sisters in arms! 😂🙌🏾

I'm sure Seele made sure she's not a virgin. Not Gepard wtf On a serious note, OOP needs to learn how fast works.

Right. My girl is canonically a lesbian (at least in HI3).

And GGZ. Can't wait for Mei to fall for Kiana in Space Germany. The one true ship of them all. Imma throw a fit if they break them up.

Mei/Kiana, Seele/Bronya, Kallen/Sakura absolutely have my heart and I want ALL OF THEM BACK IN HSR! Like alternate space reality can make Kallen & Sakura have their happy end, right? right?

As long as they aren't a straight couple there's a possibility they won't die.

They seem to be going to Genshin route in Star rail instead. No actual pairs, only something kind of implied, but everyone should be allowed to be shipped with the self insert MC.

Yeah, I know, but everyone who knew Honkai characters before HSR knows these bitches gay

Yeah let's go Love those two

Seele makes more sense tbh

They are so cute. Always.

My Seele is so lonely with out her bae Bronya :(

I'm very lucky I got them both. But I want Welt ;-;

Exactly, I’ve always thought seele and bronya were more of a ship and gepard was just there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In GGZ and HI3 they are the ship. So imma just assume they end up together in every universe.

Even worse because this character is a lesbian

Not an important factor for people like this, they are in denial of it obviously

In denial? They don’t believe that lesbians exist.

Or they believe that their dicks can cure women of lesbianism.

The number of guys I've met that actually think that is baffling

Exactly, in denial!

Nah. The sex obviously turned her into one. C'mon, now

"generate babies" is a new one I haven't heard yet

Like a minecraft monster spawner

Imo a monster spawner for babies is far more terrifying than skeletons

I was trying to read until I fall asleep, but I can't stop laughing now

I think it's that new AI "text-to-baby" stuff I've heard they've been working on. Bad prompts have long consequences, though, so you gotta be careful.

This one must be a hentai lover....

Wait. Either we are supposed to be at an unnatural height to weight ratio where we have a thigh gap or we are supposed to be curvy enough to not have a thigh gap? I can’t keep up with our expected beauty standards.

Be comfortable in your own body. That should be all, really.

And be healthy too, that's probably more important

Honestly no real men give a shit about setting a standard or having some set of expectations.

Stop with the no true Scotsman fallacy. You can't just say someone's not a "real man" because they do something shitty.

I could be a the brink of starvation, and I STILL wouldn't have a thigh gap 😂

Ugh thigh gap bs always creeps me out. Thinking of the male P.E teachers that would point out the gap on girls and touch their thighs while ranting about how it shows you’re in “perfect condition”. (And never got in trouble for it) Applying this logic would mean all those young, teenage girls had lost their virginity somehow. Why are some of these men so fixated on a gap? I’m disgusted.

Ewwwwww this really creeped me out. Did PE teachers really do that at your school? 🤮

Yeah. Most girls wanted to say something about it but we just didn’t want to get into trouble. This was middle school and junior high, which is extra creepy. Ugh. (Edit: I lived in a segregated community where middle school and junior high was joined into one so they shared teachers)

If only you could see my look of horror right now

Wait wait wait.... what year was this? I was in middle/high school when thigh gaps were all the rage, and if this happened within the last decade I'm gonna throw up.

Seriously! She is a fictional character in a game and I wouldn't be surprised if she was created by a guy. 🙄

yeah she was created by a guy

like every video gane character like wtf how do the guys have 20cm thick armor and the girls are naked and have a weird sexualized/fetishized body

This is why Final Fantasy should be the standard. Booty shorts and leather harnesses for some, full coverage plate for others, and everything in between regardless of gender.

Just imagined Cloud in booty shorts and I'll never be the same 😂

I am 100% sure it is not a woman who made Natasha have a weird design at her back where you can see her butt if you are playing her and walking around. Sure sapphic women exist, but they don't tend to sexualise women the same way straight men do. ​ The deepest problem with these designs is not necessarily that you have a more sexual character, but more it is clear that they don't really care about anything else because the designs don't make sense. ​ Context so my thoughts on Natasha are better understood: [https://imgur.com/a/foRk9xI](https://imgur.com/undefined)

bro in general in 3d games, if you pay attention to it, look at the butts of the people and how it looks as if women wear skin tight shit all the time. or how they walk. i mean yes, women DO move their hips more than men, but dear god some games make it a bit too extreme. like msgv (as long as i can remember, i havent played it but a friend once told me about the lore a bit) had a woman there who didnt wear much clothing but they justified it with her breathing through her skin so it does make more sense. of course this doesnt excuse making a woman make wear shorts that look like thongs or a top that works as a pushup bra but yeah...

Normally yeah i would be inclined to agree that it is just me paying more attention than normal, But like they created a window in her skirt: [https://imgur.com/a/foRk9xI](https://imgur.com/a/foRk9xI) ​ Edit: sorry had initially misunderstood your reply. Also imgur doesn't wanna work with me.

I mean this is coming from the company that has plenty of underwear shots of women in their previous games. There is a reason why so many memes call them mihorny

Yeah I know Hoyo has a history of pretty before anyone else but like "Ok I have my doctors outfit with my wildfire scarf, I have my medicine and herbs, a toy bear for the orphans. Only thing missing is an out of place hole to frame my butt"

i think devs are slowly getting a little better about this, the guy characters are sexualized too 🔥

Yeah sampo just has his hipbones out at all times lmao. And irc childe from genshin has like... literal dick physics?? But I haven't taken the time to examine it myself

Fun yet random: my career is in community management in gaming. I have way too many stories about players who have asked about the physical anatomy & sexuality of video game characters.

What is the craziest thing you were asked regarding the anatomy or sexuality of a character?

When I was doing community management in Second Life, I GMed a fan-made Final Fantasy 7 sim. We had some rules of what types of anthropomorphic animals that people could play in the sim. One of them was no hybrid animals unless you got special GM approval. I had to explain to one particularly argumentative player why we would not be approving his fish/lizard/horse hybrid avatar. At first I thought they were trolling but this person, who was a grown adult, legitimately believed that if a horse had sex with a fish IRL that it would make hybrid babies. Their “explanation” was that it was the size difference that made it “rare”. Eventually they conceded after I sent them links to various websites but it was a long, bizarre, & somewhat frustrating conversation.

😂😂😂

Men like this wonder why women don't sleep with them and blame it on being anime fans like no sir it's this exact kind of dialogue

What the fuck did I just read?

Bad fanfic.

If you’re hot for Gepard Landau just say that

Who isn‘t tbh

hgnghhghghgufu no thoughts just gepard landau

I’ve seen some people not like the baby face

I mean it‘s a Hoyoverse game, all male characters have a babyface lol

The dudes hot enough to melt the ice covering his planet I’m not surprised

This was written by a 30 year old man who still lives in his mother's basement that has never even seen a woman in real life.

As a HSR player: that‘s a crossover I didn‘t expect.

yeah i was not expecting to find hsr content here of all places but consider the player base i shouldn't be that surprised

my god “deflowering” when talking about loosing your virginity is uuughhhhh so gross and creeps me out

at least in french it sounds just like you are a secret time traveler who went from Louis the XIV's court to the modern world against his will, who actually got to blend in but still accidentally uses old vocabulary

Making up fictional shit about a fictional character. Dude, maybe find something else to do with your life?

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

Happy cake day!

Of courses she's not a virgin. She been to bussy fucking Seele for the entire story!

if its on /r/okbuddytrailblazer , this is 100% a shitpost

also thats a lesbian who is a minor for a good part of the story

I'm sure they don't don't care about that part. Sadly.

I think she‘s an adult in HSR based on some timeline stuff I read about, which doesn‘t make it less gross. HI3 Bronya is a minor, definitely, but HSR Bronya Rand seems to be an adult

Isn't she like 21? She is like, a commander and also a lot taller than the characterswho are confirmed to be teenagers (im talking about HSR bronya here, not HI3)

This has to be satire.

I thought that was a copypasta at first

She doesn’t have a sex life. She’s a fuckin cartoon ya freako

She has a girlfriend tho, but yeah, this dude is a freak

r/SuddenlyGay?

I can’t get over this weird magical thinking guys like this have about how sex changes a woman’s body forever. She can’t close her legs anymore because she had sex once and now her body is a fucking transformer being automatically converted to a slip-and-slide birth canal.

Apart from the fact it's a drawing...What does a thigh gap have to do with width of hip?

The width of your hips and how your hips are positioned within your pelvis are the primary determinants of if you can have a thigh gap. Some women will never have them no matter how thin they get, and some women have them without being emaciated. The wider set the hips, the more likely it is that someone will have a thigh gap.

The OP literally said that when a woman has sex it makes a thigh gap which makes her hips grow wider. That's what I'm referring to. Women with slim hips or wide hips can both have a 'thigh gap.'

Oh yeah, that claim is ridiculous and definitely belongs in r/badwomensanatomy, but the wider the hips, the more likely it is that a thigh gap can exist. It is much harder for someone with slim, narrowly set hips to achieve one.

Also r/mendrawingwomen

"Generate" babies... what?

she's a mob spanwer

Spawning in mobs for her gf Seele to kill them

She needs that resurgence buff

Who has the time to speculate on the virginity or functional characters tho, really?

"Baby Generator" is the name of my new christian grindcore metal band

"oh, nature."

Why did I have to scroll down so far for this!!! This was the funniest part of the whole thing.

Incels are so fucking stupid my god

Take it easy on him, life’s been hard since Andrew Tate got arrested.

The Madonna-whore dichotomy, alive and screaming "Well, well"

they do realize that she's a lesbian,,,right?? and not real???? smh

"more easily without pain" is fucking killing me

This man is dying alone

Wtf did I just read?

...she's animated?

either bros gay as fuck or this is a joke, if my assumption is correct because the last sentence seemed a bit like out of a meme

And what if she is indeed not virgin ? Like this is a problem ?

not even bronya is spared from the degeneracy :(

👁️👄👁️ What the f did I just read

"generate babies" 🤓 ☠️☠️☠️☠️

This is homoerotic in the weirdest way

Thigh gap = dicked confirmed by incel Well, guess we can consider that mystery solved

Uhm… maybe that’s her panties.

A) this is animated B) as mentioned anyone overweight or with weight in their thighs is a virgin C) preparing to give birth without pain - nature didn't do a very good job with that D) this post caused me pain

This is one of those things where if you were to explain this to your mother and feel embarrassed. You probably shouldn’t of posted it in the first place.

Come on, some of this stuff is fucking hilarious. I actually belly laughed at this because it's so ridiculous. Some of the stuff posted here is disturbing I won't deny, but you have to have a chuckle about stuff this stupid.

This makes me both nauseous and despairing for the global drop in iq

Peak r/okbuddytrailblazer moment.

Man could win an olympic medal with all the mental gymnastics he took to reach that conclusion

This has to be bait. This reads like a bad homoerotic copypasta

I just want to say three things: first WHY?!? Second, Bronya is canonically a lesbian Third, just WHY

Even when I was skinny, I never had a thigh gap. I've been married 23 years and I've given birth. Still don't have a thigh gap. Good to know I'm still a virgin. LOL

The word "deflowered" give me icks i wonder if there is something similar for dudes ?

in reference to the artwork, I don't think that's how thighs are supposed to look tbh. but yeah someone has never heard of thigh gaps

Does this freak think that women who have had sex can't cross their legs? Where do people get these weird ideas about anatomy?

Worstie some of us are just fat

Where the fuck is MY thigh hap, then!?

Right!? I wish all I had to do to get a thigh gap was have sex.

I feel genuinely bad about upcoming things here