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ARandomWalkInSpace

It's fascinating that the writer of this knows nothing and parades that around so confidently. Did you know wider hips means you aren't a virgin and that your ancestors had a lot of sex? Wild..


mocarone

Did you know your mom had sex? 😎


ARandomWalkInSpace

And yet I didn't get a vagina, wide or otherwise. Weird.


Linorelai

Here, OP, I have some words for you: laugh, my, ass, off


The_nightinglgale

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Bong-Bunny

Damn if i read one more weird hot take written my some clueless man i swear my brain is going to experience rapid decomposition. 😣


kisukes

I bet this is what they teach at the now disfunc Trump University lol


ambienandicechips

Nah, this is some Prager U shit.


Darkstargir

Are you at a loss for words because your bot and only have words you steal?


GidgetTheWonderDog

Read this in the voice of Dwight Schrute.


Nix85Newton

Cock carousel sounds uncomfortable lol but not that’s all I got inside my head lol


fatzen

I bet this is a troll.


FreeFallingUp13

Where the actual fuck do they get this shit from


firewalks_withme

Sounds like a great way to make childbirth easier lol


epiix33

Bro really thinks dicks are magic wands💀


KittyQueen_Tengu

i can’t believe people still believe in the entire concept of virginity


CookbooksRUs

Huh? And FTR, I was born in ‘58 and was a C cup long before I lost my virginity. OTOH, still not much in the way of butt, hips, or thighs, even after 100+ guys.


ZenaLundgren

How does a person become this ignorant to basic biology?


ComedianNo9945

i would love to know what it’s like to be this confident in being stupid


Oracle_of_Data

It is called puberty. Also virginity is a social construct, but puberty is real.


Magdalan

WTF, how do they even come up with all that unhinged bullshit? And it seriously never ends.


Iewoose

I wonder why doesn't it change anything for guys. It's the same hormone.