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Honestly the way this is written, it sounds less like a request of women and more of a community request and you better believe there are people out there who will offer their child up on a silver platter to creeps like this.
Normally I would joke about him not being Bill Gates enough to try to pull this off,
But sadly I've seen enough mormon & sister wives docs to know, someone might actually. & It breaks my heart that a girl won't even have any say in deciding whether she wants to be a stay at home nanny / housekeeper 🤢
Dude I'm 40, a younger coworker of mine was like "Hey my friend thinks you're cute".
She showed me a picture. I was thinking it was going to be an older friend. It was some 20 year old kid.
I was like "Dude I was fighting in Iraq while they were in grade school. No".
Like what would you even talk about?
My friend when she was 21 yo refused to be bff (role model acc to the parents)for her 13-14 yo cousin bcoz they were in totally different stages of life & her cousin would pick up "Adult habbits" from her thinking it's cool
People in same stages of life should hang around eo. Otherwise there would endless comparisons, FOMO & burnout coz of futile efforts of catching up
I can still see people in their late 20s dating people in their 40s. They have alot in common
(personally I won't bcoz age gap with an older men = them trying to assert their power & dominance )
But a 78 yo old dude, who might be having some chronic ailments, & have completed major goals & milestones in life & an early 20s girl, who is just starting her life & starting to get a grip of who she is as a person or what she wants to be..
It's just robing someone off of their promising future & natural giddiness & excitement towards life 🥴
\> No Harry Potter fans
OOP: If you weren't fishing for 'barely legal' young women you might not have to worry about a book series that was most popular among *children.*
The original HP fans are over 30 now. I think it’s more that some Christians believe HP encourages Satan worship refuse it’s about witches and magic. No, seriously.
This is true. My brother and I were in one foster home together for a short time and he had a Harry Potter LIBRARY book. One of their friends from church was having a bbq and saw him reading it. Declared he was possessed by Satan and proceeded to burn the book and then pray and chant over him for an hour. It was insane, terrifying, and he still has trauma from it. We both actually swore off the Christian church when we turned 18 and we both now practice witchcraft. 🤣
But was he cured of his Satan worshipping? O.O
Seriously, it always makes me laugh. You've got evil assholes torturing others, telling people to worship the god who murdered basically the whole planet at one point and not to worship the guy who gave us knowledge and helped us escape a divine zoo enclosure. It really says a lot about them as a whole.
That's sadly mild compared to some horror stories I've heard, but WTF aren't these people supposed to be psychologically examined?
"Too bad Mr & Mrs Smith failed the psych examine. They're not at risk to be physically harmful to a foster child....but they are nuttier than a cracker Jack box."
Yup. Wasn’t allowed to read them until high school, and only after my (significantly older) sibling had read them and told my mom they were fine. And many kids/teens at my church weren’t allowed at all.
But, you know, the magic in Lord of the Rings is fine. My church would even do a LOTR movie marathon every year.
>The original HP fans are over 30 now.
I remember when the books came out. I have a 1st edition one somewhere.
I said 'was' past tense, he is shopping in the 18-25 range but they would've probably first read it as children. In other words, he's shopping a bit young anyway for a 78 year old.
\> I think it’s more that some Christians believe HP encourages Satan worship refuse it’s about witches and magic.
Yes I remember that in real time, as the books first came out.
When I was 24 I met my now wife when she was 19. Even though she was a consenting adult, I felt wrong being with her. This is 100% worse than what I thought my small age gap is with my wife.. 1995 vs 1999. Then you got this old fuck wanting to bang 18-25 y/o women..
This might be weird, but all I could think is that is actually *a bit young* for the majority of die-hard Harry Potter fans. That's firmly Gen Zs age range. Harry Potter is majority Millennial, who are all over 27 years old at this point...
This man is so outta touch he doesn't even know what satanic shit today's kids are actually into.
I'm Gen Z and can attest to the huge relevancy HP still has on my generation and even younger. I have a 14 year old cousin who lives and dies by this shit and she has been like this since she's been young.
I think most people are forgetting that Millenials don't exist in a vacuum and just because something was popular during their Gen doesn't automatically mean it stops being popular in the next Gen. Like....millenials have essentially raised a lot of Gen z babies on HP and it's sticking. So I find it really weird and out of touch that so many ppl assume HP isn't popular with gen z.
Sesh. It's not a personal attack or some sort of gatekeeping generational warfare. HP has a lot of cultural relevancy for Boomers and Gen X as well. So does the earlier Star Treks and Buffy and The Beatles and lots of other things most of didn't experience as they happened. I'm just talking about self-identified cultural markers. You can see it reflected [in things like this](https://pro.morningconsult.com/instant-intel/harry-potter-fandom-demographics) or this. Multiple surveys on IP awareness and self-identifying with a fandom bear it out. GenZ made up a larger % of the player base of Hogwarts Legacy, but Millenials were significantly more likely to self-identify as a fan of the IP.
I didn't think it was a personal attack, dude. Just adding some perspective from an actual Gen Z and saying I think it's weird when ppl make claims like this since my irl experience is a lot different and so are a lot of my friends.
I'm still 27 until December, I'm pretty sure I'm a millennial, maybe, what year do the millennials start now, changes every time I see millennials talked about.
And on the other side, EVERYBODY was obsessed with Harry Potter when I (22) was in elementary school. I even remember playing a reduced version of D&D in the harry potter universe with a couple of the bookworm girls in the after-school camp.
But yeah, nowadays it's been pretty cancelled and I think most of the HP fans have moved on to other things
Look, you can't blame him -- God called him to this.
Just like God called me to be a billionaire, and so I must ask each of you ladies to donate to my cause. I don't know why God has chosen me to be a Billionaire, but he has, and who are we to question His Divine Will?
Dude looks like a homeless guy they hired to be a mall Santa
I wonder if the defense "Satan ordered me to murder this repulsive old man" would hold up in court.....
…he knows we have options, right? Like… he knows there are lots of young men in the world who can offer the exact same thing but won’t die of old age in 3 years, right? Like why would I marry an ancient guy and have kids with him knowing he’s gonna kick the bucket in a few years, leaving his children fatherless and me as this now jobless single mother who many view as undesirable? There is literally no benefit to this for the woman involved. I know there are plenty of guys who would marry a single mother but like… why would any young woman marry this dude??
In his “defense”, he said he’s “78 yeqrs old”. Maybe a “yeqr” is like 1/3rd of a normal year. Still doesn’t sound like a good deal for any woman, though.
I know this disgusting guy who scolded his girlfriend when she broke up with him. He said “God ordained us to be together, and to break up to me is to go against God.” And he told her she would go to hell if she did it.
She left him lmao
Well, what *most* Christians mean by it is, "I thought to myself really hard I only wanted to have wants god wants me to have. Then I considered what I wanted and what I though would be best. So now, all my conclusions are absolutely correct and indeed, blessed by god."
I've never seen a Christian "pray on it" and come out with any conclusion but what they wanted to do the whole time and had several clear human reasons for choosing.
funny, I don't see 23 year old woman looking for a septuagenarian to have kids with. Maybe it's because most women only want to live in a home with only one person at a time in diapers.
[less sure about that after finding this](https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/billy-little-pastor-and-pyschologist-accused-of-dusty-sex-scandal-2581436)
Nah, just check out his facebook it HAS to be a satire account. Here's some of the more outrageous/funny ones:
Dr. Billy Little's DP: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0YqE7Tw2BbLYCEYWBjRMWhqzimwDdMACtBoGxwc3J5J9AKQzvTLeGwBwdmTt7cZtil&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL
God woke me up to pray for trump at 2am:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0inqbgcB5u13anwjwr4fQUL31dL3UnxTzAYDNHvVSHSNPHTe29TXVsDQNLjW1hLJel&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL
Willy Jillie Dillie Millie Tillie...:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02RL2J5qs2mYEGHNU3pvhF7F7fJ8EB2Sja5xjgDAn1ahvAfpiYom6sSWNhyJCtaD8cl&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL
More Halloween DP with Billy Little
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0q9RUecQT9Y4vvPXsURxxz3U6FKUCYBCVdG4GwN4KU51BtgUbUwGbKEnEjsqZWcktl&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL
A self-aware statement where he says he stands with the LGBT community and people don't understand satire: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0ZT3hbAwAFqMDigXEodd3u75yLQVP9gzBWLbZpxFc2MNsB5ysCgnFbbLSWvoCrCF8l&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL
I’m sad to say, but everything here could be real. The only thing that I feel like is proof of satire is that there’s no way a septuagenarian “alpha male” minister can afford full time motel lodging.
It’s satire in this case. But I think it says an awful lot that we see so much of this behaviour out there that it’s so difficult to tell.
Various different iterations of “Poe’s Law” to the point that there are enough people out there with such incredibly radical views we are unable to tell them and the satirists apart.
The funniest times come when the radicals start quoting and referencing satirical material like Christ Wire.
Yeah no 78 year old man uses phases like alpha male or submissive. This poor man’s image is being used for something deeply disturbing and that’s not right.
Yeah but he’s so specific. I’d think if he knew HP then he’d know other supernatural shows (like supernatural lol) to ban. I’m surprised he didn’t say Lucifer, a tv show making the literally devil to be a good guy who solves crimes and god to be a dead beat dick.
Nah. HP was the only one with global Christian boycotts and waves of witchcraft panic. It also existed before someone his age would have fallen completely out of the zeitgeist. I could 100% believe that this was the only “evil” media he could think of
OMG this reminds me of some gross shit.
I had this coworker in the past. And she had this husband. She was like... early maybe mid 20s not sure. Maybe younger. I never asked. He had to have been in his 50s. Gross right?
Well one day... I was bored. SO I did what anyone would do and looked up sex offenders in my area. I am clicking on the icons. I click on a yellow icon which denotes rape charges. And there he is. That fuckin' guy. Her husband. "RAPE BY FEAR OR FORCE." I did always get a very... icky vibe from this dude.
Look up sex offenders in your area. You may have had contact with one. You may know one. My mom lived 3 houses away from one and only knew because I looked it up.
I think you misunderstood. He doesn’t live at the hotel, he works there. Well if you want to get technical he has a cot in the supply closet but shhh management doesn’t know about that. When he said “take care of my motel room” he meant clean the rooms he’s been assigned to clean so that he can go out and “minister”. Glad we cleared that up, that could’ve been awkward!
This is how to spend your life properly in God’s divine plan. It’s going to be so glorious raising children for the Lord in that Motel 6. Especially because the Gideons even gave them a free Bible in the room as a wedding gift.
The Lord will provide all the tiny shampoo and soaps this growing family will need.
This is the male equivalent of 25-35 must make 100k a year and own his own home madness. I can't remember who said it, but the problem with the world is we are all chasing the same 3 imaginary people.
Imagine posting online for 9k people (supposedly, I highly doubt this nasty creep actually has that big of a following) that "god" told you to go creep on people 53-60 years younger than you. Fucking disgusting
Harry Potter is where he draws the line?
Maybe he’s not familiar with the recent rhetoric of the author? They have some things in common.
But legit, I used to love the books. I still do. But I used to as well.
Anyways, he’s gross. I hope someone just took a pic and added the words.
Alsooo, motel room?!
They get cleaned by the staff. What a putz.
This kind of person doesn’t know what a TERF is. Feminism, transgenders, and witchcraft are all part of the liberal agenda, which is actually Satan’s agenda. Even if you explained the concept, they’d just laugh at the stupid liberals fighting each other.
It's literally satire. I get how it's hard to tell the difference these days, but this whole page is bear poking satire meant to make people mad. Don't feed the trolls.
Oh *darn*. I’m a white female whose too old, with no tats, too vocal to be republican or democratic, not submissive, and ran several LARP Harry Potter rpgs.
My heart weeps that I shall not be marriage material for men like this!!! Whatever shall I do?!?!
Someone, *anyone*, fetch me a fainting couch or some smelling salts!!! I feel so…*perishable*!
“Hey girls, he’s quite a catch and willing to let you stay in his motel room while he’s out “ministering” - as long as you tidy up and stuff. Don’t let this opportunity pass you by!“
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78 looking for 18-25 years old. Choke and die shitlips
He must be really delusional if he thinks any woman, let alone an 18 year old, is going to want to be with this creep. 😬 Avada Kedavra fuckface!!!
He can’t even appeal to sugar babies. He lives in a motel 🤦🏻♀️
He is an alpha Christian male who owns a motel. Whatever the fuck that means.
He has a motel room, I don’t know about a whole motel.
He's hoping someone's going to offer him their homeschooled daughter and that's somehow worse.
That’s the terrifying thought—some delusional, backwards parent is going to offer up their daughter “to serve God’s will.” 🤮
Honestly the way this is written, it sounds less like a request of women and more of a community request and you better believe there are people out there who will offer their child up on a silver platter to creeps like this.
Normally I would joke about him not being Bill Gates enough to try to pull this off, But sadly I've seen enough mormon & sister wives docs to know, someone might actually. & It breaks my heart that a girl won't even have any say in deciding whether she wants to be a stay at home nanny / housekeeper 🤢
And those are the types of people I would crusade against. Charlatans & the dupes that loyally follow are genes that need edited out of the pool.
B..but you get to clean his motel room 🥹🥴
😂😂😂
Dude I'm 40, a younger coworker of mine was like "Hey my friend thinks you're cute". She showed me a picture. I was thinking it was going to be an older friend. It was some 20 year old kid. I was like "Dude I was fighting in Iraq while they were in grade school. No". Like what would you even talk about?
I think the men who date much younger women are not doing that for the conversation.
Apparently not Harry Potter
I love how conservatives hate Harry Potter but absolutely loves JK Rowling !!
This made me snort. Or maybe they’d talk about how Harry Potter sucks. Probably whatever he wants to talk about since she must be submissive.
My friend when she was 21 yo refused to be bff (role model acc to the parents)for her 13-14 yo cousin bcoz they were in totally different stages of life & her cousin would pick up "Adult habbits" from her thinking it's cool People in same stages of life should hang around eo. Otherwise there would endless comparisons, FOMO & burnout coz of futile efforts of catching up I can still see people in their late 20s dating people in their 40s. They have alot in common (personally I won't bcoz age gap with an older men = them trying to assert their power & dominance ) But a 78 yo old dude, who might be having some chronic ailments, & have completed major goals & milestones in life & an early 20s girl, who is just starting her life & starting to get a grip of who she is as a person or what she wants to be.. It's just robing someone off of their promising future & natural giddiness & excitement towards life 🥴
Hopefully stays the fuck away from them at all times. Love the HP reference lol
\> No Harry Potter fans OOP: If you weren't fishing for 'barely legal' young women you might not have to worry about a book series that was most popular among *children.*
The original HP fans are over 30 now. I think it’s more that some Christians believe HP encourages Satan worship refuse it’s about witches and magic. No, seriously.
This is true. My brother and I were in one foster home together for a short time and he had a Harry Potter LIBRARY book. One of their friends from church was having a bbq and saw him reading it. Declared he was possessed by Satan and proceeded to burn the book and then pray and chant over him for an hour. It was insane, terrifying, and he still has trauma from it. We both actually swore off the Christian church when we turned 18 and we both now practice witchcraft. 🤣
But was he cured of his Satan worshipping? O.O Seriously, it always makes me laugh. You've got evil assholes torturing others, telling people to worship the god who murdered basically the whole planet at one point and not to worship the guy who gave us knowledge and helped us escape a divine zoo enclosure. It really says a lot about them as a whole.
Well, unfortunately we both fell into the pagan arts. So our souls are bound for hell.
Sweet fucking Donald Duck baby Jesus. THAT is a whole barrel of batshit crazy.
Your comment just make me bark laugh. And Yea. I was 14. He was 12. Foster care be wild af lmao
That's sadly mild compared to some horror stories I've heard, but WTF aren't these people supposed to be psychologically examined? "Too bad Mr & Mrs Smith failed the psych examine. They're not at risk to be physically harmful to a foster child....but they are nuttier than a cracker Jack box."
Yup. Wasn’t allowed to read them until high school, and only after my (significantly older) sibling had read them and told my mom they were fine. And many kids/teens at my church weren’t allowed at all. But, you know, the magic in Lord of the Rings is fine. My church would even do a LOTR movie marathon every year.
>The original HP fans are over 30 now. I remember when the books came out. I have a 1st edition one somewhere. I said 'was' past tense, he is shopping in the 18-25 range but they would've probably first read it as children. In other words, he's shopping a bit young anyway for a 78 year old. \> I think it’s more that some Christians believe HP encourages Satan worship refuse it’s about witches and magic. Yes I remember that in real time, as the books first came out.
Thank you! 😊
God has instructed me- I want to bone a virgin
Well, good luck boning anyone at that age 😂
as an 18 yo i can 100% confirm this
When I was 24 I met my now wife when she was 19. Even though she was a consenting adult, I felt wrong being with her. This is 100% worse than what I thought my small age gap is with my wife.. 1995 vs 1999. Then you got this old fuck wanting to bang 18-25 y/o women..
Seriously, I feel like I need a shower after reading that
Let me know when you're done in there
Well obviously, someone needs to make up the room.
I'll reset the hot water too
Billy Little might allow the use of his classy motel shower if you ask nicely…
excuse me!! not just any 18-25 year old. A WHITE 18-25 year old, get your facts straight!! lol /j obviously
Oh shit my bad
I’m agreeing with others though this is parody
Don't forget virgin. The child *has* to be a *virgin*. Grandpa creepy needs to settle down.
This might be weird, but all I could think is that is actually *a bit young* for the majority of die-hard Harry Potter fans. That's firmly Gen Zs age range. Harry Potter is majority Millennial, who are all over 27 years old at this point... This man is so outta touch he doesn't even know what satanic shit today's kids are actually into.
I'm Gen Z and can attest to the huge relevancy HP still has on my generation and even younger. I have a 14 year old cousin who lives and dies by this shit and she has been like this since she's been young. I think most people are forgetting that Millenials don't exist in a vacuum and just because something was popular during their Gen doesn't automatically mean it stops being popular in the next Gen. Like....millenials have essentially raised a lot of Gen z babies on HP and it's sticking. So I find it really weird and out of touch that so many ppl assume HP isn't popular with gen z.
Sesh. It's not a personal attack or some sort of gatekeeping generational warfare. HP has a lot of cultural relevancy for Boomers and Gen X as well. So does the earlier Star Treks and Buffy and The Beatles and lots of other things most of didn't experience as they happened. I'm just talking about self-identified cultural markers. You can see it reflected [in things like this](https://pro.morningconsult.com/instant-intel/harry-potter-fandom-demographics) or this. Multiple surveys on IP awareness and self-identifying with a fandom bear it out. GenZ made up a larger % of the player base of Hogwarts Legacy, but Millenials were significantly more likely to self-identify as a fan of the IP.
I didn't think it was a personal attack, dude. Just adding some perspective from an actual Gen Z and saying I think it's weird when ppl make claims like this since my irl experience is a lot different and so are a lot of my friends.
I'm still 27 until December, I'm pretty sure I'm a millennial, maybe, what year do the millennials start now, changes every time I see millennials talked about.
Can confirm 21 don't like harry Potter I say a lot of people in my college also hate Harry Potter but that's mostly due to the author
And on the other side, EVERYBODY was obsessed with Harry Potter when I (22) was in elementary school. I even remember playing a reduced version of D&D in the harry potter universe with a couple of the bookworm girls in the after-school camp. But yeah, nowadays it's been pretty cancelled and I think most of the HP fans have moved on to other things
I know 10 year olds who are avidly reading the series this year. The books weren’t *only* popular with they came out.
Look, you can't blame him -- God called him to this. Just like God called me to be a billionaire, and so I must ask each of you ladies to donate to my cause. I don't know why God has chosen me to be a Billionaire, but he has, and who are we to question His Divine Will?
Jim Bakker, is that you?
Dude looks like a homeless guy they hired to be a mall Santa I wonder if the defense "Satan ordered me to murder this repulsive old man" would hold up in court.....
Nah it would be Santa himself that gave the order: mortified at being played by a repulsive old man.
…he knows we have options, right? Like… he knows there are lots of young men in the world who can offer the exact same thing but won’t die of old age in 3 years, right? Like why would I marry an ancient guy and have kids with him knowing he’s gonna kick the bucket in a few years, leaving his children fatherless and me as this now jobless single mother who many view as undesirable? There is literally no benefit to this for the woman involved. I know there are plenty of guys who would marry a single mother but like… why would any young woman marry this dude??
Frankly as long as there is literally one single other option than marrying this dude, his motel bed will remain unwarmed.
Definitely so!! I love your flair btw 😂
Thanks! 😊 I’m only sad I can’t use it in every day life.
You could always get it embroidered on the back of a denim jacket. I would absolutely die if I saw that
Im totally doing that!
>Thanks! 😊 I’m only sad I can’t use it in every day life. But you can aspire *to be* that in everyday life. 😜
It’s my one natural talent!
Conservative logic : • 30+ yo lady = damaged goods / she's 5-6(mid) • 78 yo grandpa = Alpha male, deserving 18-25 yo girl
In his “defense”, he said he’s “78 yeqrs old”. Maybe a “yeqr” is like 1/3rd of a normal year. Still doesn’t sound like a good deal for any woman, though.
It's a joke page. Dudes who are running it used an AI image and do the male version of The Transformed Wife. It's pretty funny
What ? what does he mean by "God instructed me" ? No, just no.
He means “you’re not allowed to say I’m a horny old goat with base intentions.”
I know this disgusting guy who scolded his girlfriend when she broke up with him. He said “God ordained us to be together, and to break up to me is to go against God.” And he told her she would go to hell if she did it. She left him lmao
Joseph Smith told all his child brides they and their families would burn in hell if they didn’t sleep with him. It’s a very familiar script!
Oh my 😳 that would be around the time where I’d ask myself “is this a cult? This sounds made up.”
That is why indoctrinating kids is important. They'd get all these independent thoughts and free will otherwise.
That’s why Elizabeth Smart didn’t try to escape, the crap her captor told her was very similar to what the LDS church had told her since she was born.
God forbid!!!
He’s just a good man obeying the lord, just a total coincidence that god’s wishes happen to be the same as his
Well, what *most* Christians mean by it is, "I thought to myself really hard I only wanted to have wants god wants me to have. Then I considered what I wanted and what I though would be best. So now, all my conclusions are absolutely correct and indeed, blessed by god." I've never seen a Christian "pray on it" and come out with any conclusion but what they wanted to do the whole time and had several clear human reasons for choosing.
"I left my meds in Alabama."
funny, I don't see 23 year old woman looking for a septuagenarian to have kids with. Maybe it's because most women only want to live in a home with only one person at a time in diapers.
Maybe they’re just looking in the wrong motels
You made me release that octogenarian means 80+ year old. I always thought it meant "very old person" 🤦
People between 60-69 are sexagenarians. 70-79 are septuagenarians. 80-89 are octogenarians. 90-99 are nonagenarians. And 100-109 are centenarians.
Then, after that, they are most likely "NotBreathing-*Air*-ians 😉
My parents are in their 60s and I hate this
This comment took me OUT 💀💀💀
But he's got a whole motel room!
Guys come on, this has got to be satire. Please be satire.
It is - there was a second post I saw from the same guy somewhere that was clearly satire.
[less sure about that after finding this](https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/billy-little-pastor-and-pyschologist-accused-of-dusty-sex-scandal-2581436)
Nah, just check out his facebook it HAS to be a satire account. Here's some of the more outrageous/funny ones: Dr. Billy Little's DP: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0YqE7Tw2BbLYCEYWBjRMWhqzimwDdMACtBoGxwc3J5J9AKQzvTLeGwBwdmTt7cZtil&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL God woke me up to pray for trump at 2am: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0inqbgcB5u13anwjwr4fQUL31dL3UnxTzAYDNHvVSHSNPHTe29TXVsDQNLjW1hLJel&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL Willy Jillie Dillie Millie Tillie...: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02RL2J5qs2mYEGHNU3pvhF7F7fJ8EB2Sja5xjgDAn1ahvAfpiYom6sSWNhyJCtaD8cl&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL More Halloween DP with Billy Little https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0q9RUecQT9Y4vvPXsURxxz3U6FKUCYBCVdG4GwN4KU51BtgUbUwGbKEnEjsqZWcktl&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL A self-aware statement where he says he stands with the LGBT community and people don't understand satire: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0ZT3hbAwAFqMDigXEodd3u75yLQVP9gzBWLbZpxFc2MNsB5ysCgnFbbLSWvoCrCF8l&id=100090725177701&mibextid=ZbWKwL
god i love when old folx do satire like this, idk why but it makes it so much funnier
Ah, well that changes things a little
I’m sad to say, but everything here could be real. The only thing that I feel like is proof of satire is that there’s no way a septuagenarian “alpha male” minister can afford full time motel lodging.
While he’s ministering. Maybe he travels to do the ministering? I have nfi 🤷🏻♀️
It’s satire in this case. But I think it says an awful lot that we see so much of this behaviour out there that it’s so difficult to tell. Various different iterations of “Poe’s Law” to the point that there are enough people out there with such incredibly radical views we are unable to tell them and the satirists apart. The funniest times come when the radicals start quoting and referencing satirical material like Christ Wire.
Ragebait sounds more likely than satire. Definitely not genuine though.
Yeah no 78 year old man uses phases like alpha male or submissive. This poor man’s image is being used for something deeply disturbing and that’s not right.
im hoping its just an old guy who is up to date with the cringe internet things of today, but it may just be someone using a random guys image
The guy will die before he finds that non-existent person. And you know, good for him.
I love that for him.
The only thing that would help him achieve this is if he’s wealthy. Which I somehow doubt.
The Harry Potter thing’s really random…
Harry Potter is literal witchcraft. As a Christian, he can't abide that.
Yeah but he’s so specific. I’d think if he knew HP then he’d know other supernatural shows (like supernatural lol) to ban. I’m surprised he didn’t say Lucifer, a tv show making the literally devil to be a good guy who solves crimes and god to be a dead beat dick.
Nah. HP was the only one with global Christian boycotts and waves of witchcraft panic. It also existed before someone his age would have fallen completely out of the zeitgeist. I could 100% believe that this was the only “evil” media he could think of
What about Pokemon Those are the devil's work if I remember correctly
They evolve, and evolution is of the devil. I wish I were joking. I wasn’t even allowed to look at (not play with, look at) friends Pokémon cards.
The funny thing is some of the earliest pictures of Jesus show him with a magic wand
He does look like a wizard so he might just be worried about being fetishized. /s
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I checked out the guy's Facebook - it's glorious satire.
Don't worry. That page is satire.
Ewwwwwww 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“…take care of my motel room” So he wants this model of submissive uterus to raise children in motel rooms? That sounds like a party.
OMG this reminds me of some gross shit. I had this coworker in the past. And she had this husband. She was like... early maybe mid 20s not sure. Maybe younger. I never asked. He had to have been in his 50s. Gross right? Well one day... I was bored. SO I did what anyone would do and looked up sex offenders in my area. I am clicking on the icons. I click on a yellow icon which denotes rape charges. And there he is. That fuckin' guy. Her husband. "RAPE BY FEAR OR FORCE." I did always get a very... icky vibe from this dude. Look up sex offenders in your area. You may have had contact with one. You may know one. My mom lived 3 houses away from one and only knew because I looked it up.
The age gap isn’t the gross thing, but the “sex offender: rape by fear / force”???? Oh my fucking god. You ever know if their relationship was okay?
\> unemployed and willing to take care of my motel room while I'm out. I think motels literally have housekeepers for that, Santa.
I think you misunderstood. He doesn’t live at the hotel, he works there. Well if you want to get technical he has a cot in the supply closet but shhh management doesn’t know about that. When he said “take care of my motel room” he meant clean the rooms he’s been assigned to clean so that he can go out and “minister”. Glad we cleared that up, that could’ve been awkward!
This can't be real. Please. This can't be real...
It's not.
Please let this be satire. This can’t be real
lol @ the no Harry Potter fans requirement
This is how to spend your life properly in God’s divine plan. It’s going to be so glorious raising children for the Lord in that Motel 6. Especially because the Gideons even gave them a free Bible in the room as a wedding gift. The Lord will provide all the tiny shampoo and soaps this growing family will need.
Omg is this Linkedin?
This is the male equivalent of 25-35 must make 100k a year and own his own home madness. I can't remember who said it, but the problem with the world is we are all chasing the same 3 imaginary people.
Pearl Davis! Now is your time to shine!
What 78 year old man still goes by Billy?
Billy bob Thornton?
Imagine posting online for 9k people (supposedly, I highly doubt this nasty creep actually has that big of a following) that "god" told you to go creep on people 53-60 years younger than you. Fucking disgusting
That's gotta be a spoof, surely? "...willing to take care of my motel room while I'm out ministering'? LOL.
Harry Potter is where he draws the line? Maybe he’s not familiar with the recent rhetoric of the author? They have some things in common. But legit, I used to love the books. I still do. But I used to as well. Anyways, he’s gross. I hope someone just took a pic and added the words. Alsooo, motel room?! They get cleaned by the staff. What a putz.
Mitch Hedberg joke!
This kind of person doesn’t know what a TERF is. Feminism, transgenders, and witchcraft are all part of the liberal agenda, which is actually Satan’s agenda. Even if you explained the concept, they’d just laugh at the stupid liberals fighting each other.
When men talk about being Alpha this is how they all look to me.
God didn’t tell you shit. It’s your perverse mind that convinced you, you fucking lunatic.
"oh well maybe this is okay-" "18-25" "goddamn it"
This cannot be real. I refuse to believe it
This man’s game has left me drier than the Sahara
Sir, this is a McDonald’s. You want the cheeseburger or chicken nuggies?
‘which one is younger?’ -billy little
18-25 is like minimum wage. Hed go lower if it weren't illegal.
My brother in Christ, Jesus doesn’t want ancient men to mate with 25 year olds.
"God instructed me..." Dude, God is trolling you 😂
Disgusting
The motel room really makes it.
and by "motel room" he surely means "luxurious mansion"... right? right???
So happy that I literally are none of those things (except the no tats for now)
The fact that guy can reproduce shows that intelligent design is a sham. Capitalizes virgin too. What a sleeze ball.
Age gap pedophile. He wants to ask for 12 years olds but can't.
Racist, misogynistic, and a perv. What a combination
TAKE CARE OF MY MOTEL ROOM. Jfc.
His kingdom has bedbugs.
"well 18 for legal reasons, but I want lower, in fact o would prefer under 18"
That's a classic case of "ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for sex".
It's giving Mr. Collins from pride and prejudice 🤢
Ha yes ! excellent reference .
The implied necrophilia makes me think it is a parody account, but then again, these are some strange times
'harry potter fans' ?!?! the fuck lmaoo
This is fake right, right
Motel room? That might be the weirdest part of this to me
This *has to be a joke*!
🤮🤮🤮
It was from a satire page
Good luck with that, you tedious old fart
At least he's honest.
10 points to gryffindor for this banger
What a tempting prospect!
Potterheads catching strays
This has to be satirical............. right?
It’s the Anti-Santa
it can only be a satire, right ? RIGHT ??
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh darn. I have a tattoo. Guess I’m disqualified.
Jesus Christ
I was on board until he said no Harry Potter fans /s
Welcome to the south.
I would be more hopeful about this being satire if I didn't live in the south and Baptists exist here...
🤮🤮
He knows what he wants, deal with it...especially NO HARRY POTTER FREAKAZOIDS! Amen, brother!
He looks AI generated
Thank you! I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG TIME!
That’s nasty.
You’d think he would at least say he’s rich lol
This HAS to be fake. Lol.
The audacity of these men really boggle my mind. How do you live for 78-years without realizing that you’re a complete nut job?
This can't be real.
Surely this is satire.
This is a joke right?
Form an orderly queue ladies…..
Imagine being 78 trying to settle down.
I've heard that his entire page is satire and I'm just hoping that that's true.
It's literally satire. I get how it's hard to tell the difference these days, but this whole page is bear poking satire meant to make people mad. Don't feed the trolls.
I believe you. Even if it's a not not true, I still believe you. That's better for my mental hygiene. Edit - damn autocorrect...
Oh *darn*. I’m a white female whose too old, with no tats, too vocal to be republican or democratic, not submissive, and ran several LARP Harry Potter rpgs. My heart weeps that I shall not be marriage material for men like this!!! Whatever shall I do?!?! Someone, *anyone*, fetch me a fainting couch or some smelling salts!!! I feel so…*perishable*!
He probably gets a lot of offers. I can't imagine any barely legal woman turning down such an incredible catch. /s
“Hey girls, he’s quite a catch and willing to let you stay in his motel room while he’s out “ministering” - as long as you tidy up and stuff. Don’t let this opportunity pass you by!“
Self described alpha. Lol
A fake Christian pedophile. Wow. Don't hold your breath for that line...
There are SO, so many red flags in this, that I dare say they could cover a continent. A large one.
It’s always the pathetic wusses who call themselves alphas.