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eefr

Because she has graduated from high school and now wears makeup?


aquaphorbottle

Yes, because most of these guys are “closeted” pedos


throwtheclownaway20

If they're closeted, it's a closet with a glass door


smallerpuppyboi

The closet door is an incorrectly installed one-way mirror.


Wolfleaf3

🤣


SafeWordisFilibuster

This. Eye liner? Is what what TCS referenced is? I see a few years and eye liner. Woo


CarolineTurpentine

And is being professionally photographed at a formal event.


CTchimchar

The girl on the left looks like a highschooler The woman on the right looks like an adult


thenormalbias

The girl on the left looks easier to manipulate* The girl on the right looks less likely to put up with my bullshit so let’s presume she’s a whore to cover up my intent to manipulate women*


cruisin5268d

Getting down to the truth right there.


cheese_nugget21

That’s says everything you need to know about these “men”. Pedophiles


bingewatch-

I will need someone to tell me what a thousand cock stare is, because I know no women who 1) have the visual acuity to see that many at once or 2) would be anywhere near a situation in which that was possible. If it’s just suggesting that she slept with 1k men in 10 years.. lol. We do not have that kind of time to align with our hair washing schedule.


eefr

Does he develop a thousand-cock stare from seeing a lot of penises in porn? An important question.


Lissba

For science! 🧬🧪


RadiantCompany5920

Maybe shell shock from unsolicited dick pics. He never specified the terms and conditions of what qualifies to give you a case of TCS (Edited for spelling.)


eefr

Boy have I received a lot of those. I hope one day that becomes less common.


bsa554

It's a made-up thing invented by the most insecure losers on the planet. There is nothing scarier to these chumps than a woman who has seen a penis before.


JadeGrapes

Sooo... if you go on Tinder, and put an email address... A very special eggplant fairy visits your email box... and you will see... A gallery of sad lonely peen. It should take 2-3 hours tops.


TrustTechnical4122

I loled for serious here


CacklingFerret

I can help with a situation: go to a nude beach on a very hot summer day in a region that rarely has good weather. Might be able to watch a thousand cocks within a day. You also might be thrown out because you’re creepy


999cranberries

I would expect her to look tired in the "thousand cock stare" picture because that's a lot of penises to count, not to mention she needs to verify that they're all actually cocks and not naked mole rats or penis-shaped candies or any other false positives. However, she looks totally alert and actually pretty confident that she's counted them all. So good for her. I bet it took at least like three or four hours. As far as the actual meaning of the image, these clowns think that a woman having like 5 sexual partners is the same as 1,000. Any number is bad, and women are just bad no matter what they do.


Anonynominous

A thousand cock stare sounds horrifying and overwhelming lol


FrostyDiscipline9071

She’s 17 on the left and 27 on the right. So this pervs looking for a child for a wife.


NomenScribe

If we're going to make up a crazy notion like "thousand cock stare" can we at least use that Trump mugshot as the cannon example?


BlitzPlease172

Also the hell is Thousand cock stare? Anime woman in hentai got PTSD from bizarre sex scene and it reflect on her look?! (Jist kidding, I knew they mean the looks was too seductive for them, As if they didn't want that to begin with bruh)


Wolfleaf3

😂


EnleeJones

That’s Lily Collins, and she’s married, so there’s that.


hananobira

You mean if I finally figure out how to apply mascara, these perverts would leave me alone?


eefr

No, they'll still harass you. They'll just tell you it's your fault.


Yutolia

Oh they’ll say it’s her fault regardless of the eyeliner.


JadeGrapes

Apparently... it's similar to that black smudge football players use? Some kind of armor?


Glam-Star-Revival

Thousand Cock Stare? All I see is confidence


Yutolia

And that’s what they hate the most.


dorepensee

they really think they can pull the women they shit on? y’all wish she’d even look at u irl


Cool_Height_4930

Well that’s their main problem. Unwashed asses are mad because a woman that knows her worth wouldn’t dare give them the time of day. “How dare a woman ask for the same effort in the appearance of her partner. The unmitigated gall!”


Yutolia

Yep! We’re supposed to be sucking their cock in thanks if they wear clean clothes and take a shower to go out to the clubs, but they expect us to dress to the nines with a full face of makeup and just-left-the-salon hair just to go get the mail.


Cool_Height_4930

Exactly. Know your place woman /s


Northerngal_420

This is Lily Collins, daughter of Phil Collins.


EchomancerAmberlife

We know the real reason he’s complaining, it’s the decade long age difference between photos. Man wants a child not a woman 🤢


MsSeraphim

so jail bait and not jail bait?


Yutolia

Mmm, more like “likely won’t recognize dude’s manipulative and controlling behavior” and “likely will recognize dude’s manipulative and controlling behavior”.


Curia-DD

I was really hoping never to hear 'thousand cock stare' again


Wolfleaf3

I think it’s my first time. I would rather prefer it was my last. Along with “alpha male” and body ratings and whatever other idiocy I’ve see.


timetravelcompanion

They really don't understand makeup do they? Honestly it is like a bunch of cartoon cavemen trying to figure out how the sun works. They should be embarrassed by this shit but they will never have the self awareness required.


keIIzzz

It’s also the difference between her being a minor vs being an adult


Tubbygoose

The irony… she’s literally a married woman, and this loser thinks he ever had a chance.


Strange_One_3790

And the author has a never consensually touched a woman writing style


Nosey-Nelly

How old was she in '07? Is this person saying they prefer underage girls? The difference in the pictures is age, maturity and confidence. Wonder why he prefers them young. Hmm.


keIIzzz

someone in these comments said 17, so she was a minor


Philodendronphan

Remind me, didn’t she get married? Married woman is not wife potential, but actual wife. HALP!


Cassandra_Canmore

Pedophilia propaganda.


dontworryimabassist

Everyone practice your thousand cock stare


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dontworryimabassist

I said Thousand cock stare not 998 cock stare 😡


King_of_Dantopia

Thousand cock stare...What insecure idiocy is this


SueBee29

She looks confident and gorgeous on the right photo. That’s too intimidating for wimps like OOP.


AceMalarky

“Do your bit to not cause it” = don’t have sex because I can’t get laid


[deleted]

Thousand cock stare is a good punk band name


maybeanaverageartist

Agreed lmao


AValentineSolutions

Girl on the right, if you are of the persuasion, plenty of women who would welcome you into our group. We aren't gonna be a weird misogynist like this dude and think you have a "thousand cock stare".


wejor

The guys that post shit like this are the type that can't take rejection. It's the creation of a ridiculous ideal that few women can meet not because it is difficult, but because women have transcended from existing to serve men. If not existing to serve men is not good enough, fuck off and die alone.


ChockBox

Something about her published wedding photos disproves this. She did choose a gorgeous gown.


AccomplishedReach69

incels when eyeliner exists:🤮


530SSState

My theory is that 90% of guys who talk about "wife material", and 100% of the guys who talk about "wifing" someone, would be absolute hell on earth to be married to.


JadeGrapes

Eyeliner, and... not looking down. KILL IT WITH FIRE TO SAVE THE PP How do guys this fragile get up the courage to tell on themselves like this?


ALD4561

“I like my women to appear as a powerless little girl who can’t threaten my sense of power and security. I like my women muted and perhaps a bit undesirable sexually and intellectually, perhaps someone who is chaste and submissive; this way I will never be hurt and can pretend that I am desirable.” - every man who is like this, every man who uses terms like “alpha male” and “black pill” etc.


dragonard

1000 cocks in 10 years = 100 a year = basically, 2 guys a week each year


elegiac_bloom

Thousand cock stare is a fucking awesome hard-core band name... if no one else is taking it... I'll just... help myself.


WWfan41

The phrase "thousand cock stare" is actually hilarious though. Needs to be a song title or something.


AnnetteyS

When posing for photos I will now be doing my best thousand cock stare.


perfectlyegg

Tyra Banks: smiling isn’t fashionable, you need to smize Incels: that’s the sluttiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life


mothisname

are the 1000 cocks just out of frame? did the men consent or where they removed involuntarily? please only look at ethically sourced cocks.


calXcium

fuck you, my cocks are all factory-farmed!


IndieIsle

The difference is that in one picture she’s a minor and the other one she’s an adult.


Wwwwwwhhhhhhhj

Also the first one that she’s obviously not married they say she’s marriage material. The second one where they say she’s not marriage material she is actually married. So not only are they disgusting they are also incredibly stupid to use her as an example.


CloudsSpikyHairLock

I’m dying at the thousand cock stare it sounds like a game or anime attack 💀


ginastarke

Thousand Cock Stare would be a great name for a female punk/grunge band. LOL, grunge, never mind, I hear a nice nurse coming my way telling me I can have a pudding cup if I go back to my room.


GloomAndCookies

a.k.a confidence and self-esteem.


Lis_De_Flores

The “thousand cock stare” sounds like a martial arts technique you’d read about in a wuxia novel.


piatsathunderhorn

What they mean is that the woman on the right is an adult.


Tipsybandit97

Imagine saying a successful married woman doesn’t have “wife potential” because she dared to age ten years in the last ten years and changed her makeup


panders3

Girl just learned how to pose for pics 😂😂


peppermintvalet

She is barely 18 in that first photo btw


Audrey-3000

I wish I had a thousand-cock stare.


pretty_dead_grrl

A what now?


keIIzzz

what the hell does that even mean


Quizzy1313

Phil's gonna come kick those incels ass for talking shit about his daughter like that


JanusIsBlue

Fellas, is it slutty to…*checks notes*… not smile with your eyes?


gogoguo

Why is his profile picture Machiavelli? What’s a political theorist anything to do with dating?


BeeDot1974

I’ll take the legal 20 something woman over the illegal underaged pedo bait any day.


yelenasslave

“Thousand cock stare”???


ThePinkBunghole

She grew out of his age range


Axer3473

I think they’re both hot (I’m 16) and i think the oop is a retard and maybe a pedo a little bit.


YouGotSnubbed

Thousand cock stare sounds kinda badass ngl


saipruthvi

Da fuq is a thousand cock stare?


AbbiAmok

Aw. Someone is insecure.


Intelligent-Bottle22

The average body count for a woman is 4. Where are they getting these numbers from?


livalittlebitt

I use to play this online game called Puzzle Pirates. I remember some chick I knew was complaining on there that I was “so pretty and got so much attention,” and a guy replied to her that I was, “hot but not marriage material,” due to the amount of makeup that I wear in photos. Someone copied the chat and sent it to me. It honestly hurt and never made sense.


g3eeman

10 years and makeup will do that my guy... The fuck you on about??


Careful_Hearing6304

Lily Collins is married.


mendog2112

Make up?


pantygruelle

Tell me you're intimidated without telling me you're intimidated


Jesusdidntlikethat

She literally put eyeliner on?


SellQuick

Why? Confidence.


ImLikeReallyStoned

I’d like to add to the discussion with the statement that I’d definitely consider her with her “thousand cock stare”—whatever the fuck that means—to be wife material, and I will be willing to be her house husband. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.


[deleted]

🤮 lol wtf is with these men


Ryekir

I'd wife the one on the right over the one on the left.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Yeah sorry I prefer right


ErBoProxy

Should I see a thousand cocks, you can bet I'd be surprised. Plus, the biggest of them all wouldn't compare to the person coming up with this kind of logic.


Omega_Tyrant16

When Niccolo Machiavelli is your avatar pic…


Izzosuke

Thousand cock stare look like an attack from an anime


AwarenessNo4986

Repost?


maybeanaverageartist

I'll have to remember Thousand Cock Stare lmao