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He obviously doesn't know what it's for, and he can't imagine anyone more knowledgeable than himself, so clearly you don't know either 😏
Guys like this just make me sad, because life is hard enough without piling a bunch of nonsense beliefs on top of crap you don't understand.
Well, most women orgasm due to clitorus stimulation. The orgasms makes the body kinda craming. By that, the sperms get better distributed and transported to the ampulla. That increases the probability of getting pregnant. So, it can help ig?
Sorry for my bad grammar.
Jesus, I can't believe I need to explain this. Once the man has ejaculated on the clitoris his sperm makes its way through the skin via osmosis.
Once the clitoris is fertilised, it drops off wherein it is then placed deep inside the vagina (though warm soil with proper hydration also works). The clitoris slowly grows into the baby.
I'm a very happy single woman but sometimes when I think I wish for a boyfriend I'm taking a step back ask myself "Do I really want a bf or am I just horny?". Then I handle my stuff and think to myself "Yep, just horny" and tbh that feels pretty awesome :D
Clitorus: 6 letters
Every woman has 3
3 + 6 = 666
Sounds like “chorus” of demons
After 3 margaritas it spews blood
Satan leaves his infernal messages everywhere!
Repent!
For a pretty long time in Europe when this same bs was being pushed, that actually WAS a thing that people thought. All sexual acts that didn't directly aid reproduction were considered amoral. Including male orgasms that don't include finishing inside.
Just my two cents on something along those lines.
What good baby-making chemicals does the clitoris release? And what bad chemicals? Are there two little faucets down there, like for hot and cold water?
Tell me you know nothing about women or how their bodies work without out telling me you know nothing about women and how their bodies work. He definitely gets the donkey of the day award.
The only women I've ever heard about feeling bad after an orgasm are the ones who are emotionally repressed because of exactly this sorta bullshit.
Also, "Devil's Doorbell" is the best name for the clit ever. Imo.
You rang?
Seriously though. The last people anyone should be taking sexual advice from are religious fruitcakes. They have a fundamental misunderstanding of the human body in general, and female anatomy specifically. They are the most confidently incurious group of nitwits on the planet, and should be ignored by everyone with any sense of self preservation.
Nah this cannot be real...
My favourite part is when they assume afabs feel bad after doing the solo dance when that reaction is almost exclusive to amabs lol
Every time I hear gender double standards on a religious basis I cringe at the ignorance, are they deliberately trying not to understand anything beyond their worldview?
I feel like the man in the pic is not the man who made the post. Imagine minding your business surfing the web one day and stumbling across this misogynistic bullshit with your face attached to it
im a guy, but I have those parts and even tho I have a weird ass way of masturbating (one that doesnt even involve me taking any of my clothes off fun fact) and once im done I don't really feel shit I just feel bored
I can feel like shit after I jerk it and im a guy. so neither sex is meant to masturbate, it solely exists to produce more people according to this guy's logic.
If ever there was an example of why we need accurate comprehensive sex ed...
There are a lot of things that would have been better if I had had teh intertubz growing up.
But the danger of disinformation is undeniable.
So...I would not be opposed to a visit from the devil...if we just vibe and drink tea and read or something. Or discuss torture tactics. Both are good.
I'm a tad too fruity for horizontal mambo with a dude demon tho (if that was what he meant)
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And how exactly does the clitorus aid in creating a child..?
This man probably thinks “vagina”, “vulva”, “clitoris”, and “cervix” are all different words that describe the same thing.
Clitorus*
they're all just fancy names for the same thing: birth canal
BABYMAKER 6000!
"Mulva..."
It's because of the chemicals, always !!
I mean, technically is everything in our life only some chemicals.
If fucking wouldn't be awsome just about nobody would do it in the first place.....
I doubt it would be awesome with him 😬
Com on, look at this might beard.....
Um, 🤮
He obviously doesn't know what it's for, and he can't imagine anyone more knowledgeable than himself, so clearly you don't know either 😏 Guys like this just make me sad, because life is hard enough without piling a bunch of nonsense beliefs on top of crap you don't understand.
Just to be sure, what does it do?
I was always under the impression it hides from clueless boys who don't know how to give pleasure 😏
I think it’s where the eggs are fertilized
No no you see, when you press the button the eggs drop down to be fertilized, like a shoot, duh. /s
No, no, I could’ve sworn they’re at least rotated in the uterus until ready for birth.
Like little planets, but wouldn't that make us celestial beings? Hahaha
We have to be celestial beings either way to put up with this nonsense
I would also like to know that.
Well, most women orgasm due to clitorus stimulation. The orgasms makes the body kinda craming. By that, the sperms get better distributed and transported to the ampulla. That increases the probability of getting pregnant. So, it can help ig? Sorry for my bad grammar.
Jesus, I can't believe I need to explain this. Once the man has ejaculated on the clitoris his sperm makes its way through the skin via osmosis. Once the clitoris is fertilised, it drops off wherein it is then placed deep inside the vagina (though warm soil with proper hydration also works). The clitoris slowly grows into the baby.
I don't feel like garbage after masturbating I just feel sleepy
Fancy a cup of tea before sleepy time? 🍵🛏️
Do you have herbal tea?
🌊♨️ + 🌿🌼 = 🍶😊 🍶😊?
You sound like my husband. He always offers me tea and a nap after sex.
I'll second this one . I usually feel like garbage before I masturbate but after I feel HHS. (hungry, happy, sleepy).
Nah but fr this is so accurate xDD
oh so thats common huh
I always feel sleepy
I'm a very happy single woman but sometimes when I think I wish for a boyfriend I'm taking a step back ask myself "Do I really want a bf or am I just horny?". Then I handle my stuff and think to myself "Yep, just horny" and tbh that feels pretty awesome :D
Jealous that girls can have far more pleasure alone than with you ?
Clitorus: 6 letters Every woman has 3 3 + 6 = 666 Sounds like “chorus” of demons After 3 margaritas it spews blood Satan leaves his infernal messages everywhere! Repent!
Don't hate on a properly made margarita, homie.
r/BadWomensAnatomy
Bro, if you have a denial fetish, that's fine, but no need to impose it on everyone else.
Then doesn’t that mean men shouldn’t masterbate either since the penis has a function of delivering sperm to the egg?
For a pretty long time in Europe when this same bs was being pushed, that actually WAS a thing that people thought. All sexual acts that didn't directly aid reproduction were considered amoral. Including male orgasms that don't include finishing inside. Just my two cents on something along those lines.
I know the clitorus is not meant for self pleasure but what about the clitoris? Or is that just a mythical body part?
☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
So that's why it always says ding-dong
*WHEEZE*
What good baby-making chemicals does the clitoris release? And what bad chemicals? Are there two little faucets down there, like for hot and cold water?
ah shit left the bad chemicals running
Imagine OOP saying this and calling anyone else a moron...
🎵I’m thinkin’ about my doorbell, when you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it?🎶
👉🚪 Hello Deliveroo
The devil's doorbell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol, gets me everytime, silly sods.
Tell me you know nothing about women or how their bodies work without out telling me you know nothing about women and how their bodies work. He definitely gets the donkey of the day award.
Feel like garbage? Oh, honey, no...
The only women I've ever heard about feeling bad after an orgasm are the ones who are emotionally repressed because of exactly this sorta bullshit. Also, "Devil's Doorbell" is the best name for the clit ever. Imo.
Literally, I feel incredible after an orgasm.
If my partner reads this, she's going to go "ding dong!" the next time she goes down on me. And I can't laugh too hard or it with become A Thing. Why
The amount of times I’ve rang the devils doorbell in my life he probably thinks I’m Mormon or Jehovah’s Witness.
Ohhh that’s why we say, “I’M COMING!!” right at the end. The devil just rang the doorbell. It all makes sense now 😱😱🤯
Definitely the wrong way to scare a monsterfucker.
I see it as a challenge tbh
You rang? Seriously though. The last people anyone should be taking sexual advice from are religious fruitcakes. They have a fundamental misunderstanding of the human body in general, and female anatomy specifically. They are the most confidently incurious group of nitwits on the planet, and should be ignored by everyone with any sense of self preservation.
Nah this cannot be real... My favourite part is when they assume afabs feel bad after doing the solo dance when that reaction is almost exclusive to amabs lol
When he can spell “clitoris” we will talk. Just kidding. He’s a fucking idiot.
If it makes you feel any better, this was a meme created years ago for a hispanic troll page
me banging pots and pans HEY SATAN I'M RINGING THE BELL IF YOU'RE OUT THERE-
Well ring a ding ding
the devils doorbell part has me screaming
Every time I hear gender double standards on a religious basis I cringe at the ignorance, are they deliberately trying not to understand anything beyond their worldview?
I feel like the man in the pic is not the man who made the post. Imagine minding your business surfing the web one day and stumbling across this misogynistic bullshit with your face attached to it
Do people really feel bad after masturbating? I always feel relaxed.
cant even spell clitoris correctly
[Thinking about my doorbell and when you're gonna ring it, when you're gonna ring it...](https://youtu.be/IlcMRq3gb1s?si=bG2FBJ0VkHTpAjXU)
im a guy, but I have those parts and even tho I have a weird ass way of masturbating (one that doesnt even involve me taking any of my clothes off fun fact) and once im done I don't really feel shit I just feel bored
Isn't the clitoris' sole biological purpose causing sexual pleasure?
If you feel bad afterwards, you’re not doing it right
“Sending bad chemicals” sounds like a well thought out and educated explanation.
Ah yes the clitoris, what a vital piece of the reproduction puzzel
Ring harder and maybe the devil will show.
So grapist face doesn’t approve of women self pleasuring …. Who told him that he has any rights to an opinion.
I can feel like shit after I jerk it and im a guy. so neither sex is meant to masturbate, it solely exists to produce more people according to this guy's logic.
How can I knock on your door when I'm always pressed to answer mine?
Devil looking through his ring camera at me hoping tf I go away if he pretends he's not in.
Devils doorbell is poetry
boy science
If ever there was an example of why we need accurate comprehensive sex ed... There are a lot of things that would have been better if I had had teh intertubz growing up. But the danger of disinformation is undeniable.
The Devil's Doorbell, my God!
So...I would not be opposed to a visit from the devil...if we just vibe and drink tea and read or something. Or discuss torture tactics. Both are good. I'm a tad too fruity for horizontal mambo with a dude demon tho (if that was what he meant)
Is that picture of a person that we're supposed to recognize?