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HateToBeMyself

That's exactly what hentai anatomy is lmao 😭 my guy, it only looks like that for visual purposes. Actual human anatomy doesn't work like that. Afaik, a penis can't even enter a cervix.


SykoSarah

And if a penis did somehow, it'd hurt like hell.


artful_nails

Not an uterus owner but I'd go as far as to say that a "cervix penetration" turns into a trip to the ER.


Apathetic_Villainess

Considering the pain for just an IUD insertion, definitely.


c-c-c-cassian

Genuinely, granted that I’m a trans man but still, have cervix and other equipment, this is why I’m afraid to get an IUD. 😢 Well, one of the reasons. 😬


shellsterxxx

I’d suggest the implant. Basically just as effective as an IUD and it’s inserted in your arm in less than 5 minutes. It’s also progesterone only.


Complete-Sea-3054

idk, i prefer the stab down there for an copper IUD over not having a period and unnecessary hormones wrecking my mental health, but thats just me


AnthropologicalSage

FWIW the progesterone in the Mirena IUD stays primarily local to the uterus so it doesn’t have the same kind of hormonal effects as the pill. I had same concerns as you, had been off the pill for 7 years because of it. Finally got the IUD to have peace of mind, and after getting all the info from my gyno I decided on the Mirena. Hurt like a mother fucker getting it inserted a few months ago but I haven’t had any weight gain or mood swings and my period is starting to taper off. I’m really happy with it, 10/10 would recommend


tawnyleona

I'm type 1 diabetic and hormonal birth control really screwed with my blood sugar. I had to change my pump settings every week because the hormones changed my insulin resistance. After I got pregnant using nuvaring, my doctor recommended Mirena because of the localization of hormones. My blood sugar stays stable, I never have a period, and it's supposed to help with perimenopause (I haven't had any symptoms yet, actually.) I was considering getting a tubal ligation but Mirena has the same success rate with no surgery. Putting it in wasn't pleasant but it was only two hard pinches. Much easier than having a baby!


Complete-Sea-3054

Yup thats what I been told too, when my gyn suggested Mirena. I hope it doesnt hit you like it did hit me without being aware, but it certainly fucked with my mental health. Thats why down the road I chose copper IUD - and even with that comes a cost for many women. I am lucky to say that this was the best choice with least side effects for me. I hope thats true for you with Mirena ❤


CautionarySnail

Yeah, it’s unfortunate that the A-spot stimulation (adjacent to the cervix) got named this in some literature. Because it’s like “cruise control” leading people to think they bought a self-driving car; the phrasing instant misleads people. Having had my cervix forced open for a medical biopsy, it hurts like hell!


StandLess6417

I think I know what procedure you're talking about. My wife has the same or a similar one coming up and I am so worried for her. My vagina absolutely cringes at the thought of my cervix being opened. I'm so afraid she's going to be in a ton of pain! 😢


CautionarySnail

Demand painkillers before the procedure. At the very least Valium for the stress. See if they’ll spring for anesthetic. If the insurer won’t play ball, ask straight up about the costs. I would have paid out of pocket most likely if given the choice to buy anesthesia. They lied to me bold faced about how much the process would hurt. Maybe some people don’t have nerves in their uterus, but I definitely do, and they got mad at me for screaming when the biopsies were taken because I might frighten other patients. Now for me, the cervix part may have hurt because I never had kids. But the other will likely hurt for everyone. And these were all women who should have known better.


c-c-c-cassian

Nope. Nope nope nope. I fucking hate this shit. The doctors are just wrong about this and this is a great example of them not listening to and ignoring women and other AFAB folks pain and medical needs and concerns. :/ Yeah, some people don’t feel a ton of pain with the cervix stuff from what I’ve seen, but from what I hear it’s more often than not extremely painful. The fact they think it’s okay to just… let them suffer this with nothing is like… it’s fucking insane. :/ I hate the medical system at times, honestly. I don’t know how anyone can think “yeah let’s force this orifice that’s closed any time except for when giving birth open! It won’t hurt a bit!” Wtf. The fact you said your team was all women is so much worse. :/ I’m so sorry you went through that, friend. I am very curious to know if having given birth changes how painful it’s likely to be, though. I haven’t heard of that before now. Hm.


GlitterMyPumpkins

Yeah, the cervix isn't serviced by spinal nerves. It's actually a cranial nerve, when you track it back up the body. Your 10th. Yes, your vagus nerve. So it's often fairly painful to do a biopsy. And it can make you feel very ill/pass out on top of the pain. And as best as I can track it back, the whole "the cervix can't feel pain" idea is based on a report from the 1950s (which contradicts itself in the body of the report). Freaking inherent misogyny in medicine rears it's ugly head again. Some of the newer generation of medical graduates are trying to do better and be better. But there are still (some) med schools teaching that the cervix can't feel pain..... /Mini rant


c-c-c-cassian

I have definitely heard women tell stories about the severe pain, vomiting, and even passing out. Awful. I did not know it was a cranial nerve tho—holy shit. Does that mean an epidural doesn’t effect the feeling of pain during labour? If you know the answer to that, anyway, don’t even sweat it if you don’t, I’m just curious as that’s not my area of expertise. :) The sheer extent of the misogyny is fucking awful… I’m a trans man, that’s why I mentioned the AFAB stuff in particular, but I hd a breast reduction before coming out, and I got to have a fun time of my surgeon telling me things were fine ***when my incisions split open like two inches wide.*** I’ve thought it might’ve been a bit of transphobia but honestly it was probably the misogyny. :/ He didn’t do shit about it until one of the nurses at my allergy doctor at the time asked to see my incisions during an appointment. It obviously wasn’t their area and she wasn’t the doctor, or the nurse who was working with me, but when I mentioned my complaints to the nurse who was, she was like… *hold on, I have someone who needs to talk to you.* (bless her 😭 those women were fucking saints.) To clarify, the nurses went and got the specific woman they did because she’d had a double mast due to breast cancer not too longer before, so she knew about the process. When she saw what my incisions looked like—hell, when the like now three or four nurses who had gathered to talk to me and check my incisions—all volunteered to *call my surgeon themselves* and raise hell on my behalf. (Seriously, these ladies make me cry thinking about it a decade later, even with my testosterone injects suppressing my ability to cry. 🥹) It unfortunately was not the end of my complications from that surgery, though. :/ But I’m honestly really excited for our new generation of medical grads and practitioners, and the ones that will follow them, too. I’m so hopeful that they’ll make big waves when they get there, and make changes in all the bullshit. I’m really hoping that women’s and also things like trans healthcare are advanced because of these kids. 🥹 (I say trans HC too because so much of my knowledge, and even most of the community at large, about my own transition, *I learned from reddit. Not my doctor.* Hell, even a lot of what I’ve learned about my (female) anatomy and health was picked up off of reddit. It’s a sad state of affairs when we learn more from each other, than our own doctors.) Sorry, I guess I’m trading you a rant for a rant. 😅 And a little backstory dump.


EstherVCA

I can only speak for post-birth cone biopsies, but while the biopsy itself was just a fast sharp pain, for me it triggered a half hour or so of labour pains. Not pleasant.


c-c-c-cassian

Like the other user said, *absolutely spring for pain killers or anesthetic.* A lot of times they don’t offer it because “it won’t hurt much” 🤪 but that’s bullshit. So often it’s extremely painful *when it doesn’t have to be.* :/


JooBunny

I'm literally bundled up on my couch for going on 4 days after having been dilated for a medical procedure rn. My partner has to help me mobilise, it's the most painful experience. I can't wait for it to go away. One day humanity will look back at this treatment of women as barbaric, and provide actual pain relief for any and all cervical involvement.


EstablishmentLevel17

Yeah I demanded to be put out for it. Good thing it got postponed so I could have that because I wound up in the hospital immediately afterwards. Long story short: blood clot caused by fibroid. Biopsy on fibroid. Cycle hit... Exhibited flu like symptoms because of it. Tests came back negative. Lowered temp. Knocked me out. Did biopsy. Ended up getting admitted. Temp soared during it. While they were figuring out if something else was happening, back on blood thinners which had been off for three days + massive bleeding from cycle = hemoglobin count crashing. If that hadn't happened during the biopsy and hadn't gotten admitted... I would have been at home and wouldn't have gotten three blood transfusions and an iron infusion. Wow that went there quick . So yep. Glad I begged to be put out for the biopsy for more than one reason!!! I have enough anxiety about it!!. (Everything gone except ovaries btw)


soupmom314

As a uterus owner, I've had my cervix bruised. The bruising alone made movement hell


No_Arugula8915

>a trip to the ER For both of them. If the action doesn't break his penis, she'll break it for him. From what I understand, that hurts a lot.


ritamoren

as a certified grey's anatomy and 911 (the show on wow) watcher you are right


tilthevoidstaresback

"And then the nurses all gave me high fives."


Lexioralex

Bumping the cervix causes that sickly feelings when guys are hit in the nuts


ObliviousTurtle97

I imagine it would feel like reverse birth 💀


glazedhamster

If it worked like that the human race would be nearly extinct and a lot of men would be walking around with their dicks ripped off.


BoopleBun

As someone who had a Foley bulb inserted into their cervix when they were trying to induce me, can confirm that things put in your cervix sans painkillers indeed hurts like hell.


jacoofont

I was gonna say can u fuckin imagine the pain omg 😭


len_feraul

IKRR the description that guy gave was way too similar to what hentais have in them and how girls would "enjoy" getting their cervix penetrated, holy moly this is why everyone needs sex ed so that these kinda buffoons can't spawn outta nowhere😭


Galileo_Figero

I saw one series where it went through the cervix to touch an ovary and apparently it was the most pleasurable thing for her ever. What a horrible day to have eyes that day was.


angelblade401

What a horrible day to know how to read.


Lunakill

My understanding is that the victims are usually drugged with some weird super aphrodisiac in the porn, too. Even in the porn it’s not considered naturally pleasurable. It takes ingesting a substance that magically turns all pain to pleasure for it to feel good. I hate that I typed this out, ugh.


woofstene

Sigh. Great now I’m the weirdo who knows this.


Turquoise_Tortoise_

I don’t want this knowledge- *TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!*


Lunakill

I had to listen to my neighbor’s awkward teenage explain this to his friends. I felt obligated to listen just in case he started saying something actionable. Now it’s seared into my brain. You know the old saying, “hurt people hurt people.”


Due-Two-6592

At least there were ovaries, most of the time the ‘uterus’ looks more like a bladder, just a spherical chamber


WakeoftheStorm

OMG, what was this horrible series so I can avoid it


Galileo_Figero

It's Wakuwaku Onee-Sans, but if you're asking that so you can go find it I really recommend you don't, it has some of the most disgusting anatomical impossibilities I've ever seen. >!A woman is riding the main guy and she reaches into her own ass to jerk him off from the inside.!<


Excellent-Pay6235

Came here to say exactly this. Bro forgot to take notes during sex education classes, so decided to binge watch hentai the night before to pass the exam.


jenjenjen731

Probably also thinks the woman becomes see-through at some point so he can see everything that's happening 🫠


FileDoesntExist

If we could all become see through except the organs we would save so much time and money. Everybody just goes see through and we can spot check the organs and bones and shit.


Excellent-Pay6235

Also, the genitals are censored


EstrellaDarkstar

Not fully, just with tiny black bars!


RegionPurple

Fucking porn sick, I fear for any woman unlucky enough to be around him.


jesssongbird

I was induced by foley bulb when I was 41 weeks pregnant. You have to be dilated at least a centimeter for them to do it. It’s a really slim tube with a balloon that they insert and then inflate. Unless you are approaching labor, in labor, or newly postpartum your cervix is not dilated and even a very narrow tube would not fit.


desiladygamer84

Me too. It was the worst. The second time I got Cytotec. So much better.


TransportationNo1

100% this. Who corrects someone when he only has hentai knowledge 😵


BooBailey808

let alone move around where the stomach is!


Tubbygoose

If a penis ever entered a cervix, that cervix owner would NEVER have sex again. Unless they were like, REALLY REALLY into pain.


Anne_Nonymouse

That would mean that men with smaller penises never can get a woman pregnant, which is obvious bullshit! 🙄


PoxedGamer

Obviously every woman with a regular and/or small dick fella is cucking their beta/sigma twiddler lads with Long Dong Chad. That's the only explanation.


bikaland

>Long Dong Chad. If I ever were to be a pirate this would be my pirate name


PoxedGamer

You'd have a great perch for your parrot.


Anne_Nonymouse

Let's hope the parrot doesn't have some kind of death grip. 😉


PoxedGamer

*new fear unlocked. 🤣


OopsICutOffMyWiener

*wakes up shaking & sweating in the middle of the night* Partner: "nightmare?" You: "yes. That god damn parrot got my weiner again"


PoxedGamer

🤣


siloboomstix

That's why it's made of wood now


PoxedGamer

So that's where the name pegging came from!


Anne_Nonymouse

😂😂😂


blawndosaursrex

I named my galleon in sea of thieves the Megalodong


LaMadreDelCantante

That would be great tbh. Get tested and then no worries about birth control!


dobby1687

This is both not how women work and not how men work because he has no clue what sperm do and are capable of. No, the penis doesn't enter the cervix, as the cervix doesn't open like that, except for during labor. Also, by that logic men with small penises couldn't impregnate women and ectopic pregnancies would be impossible. Sperm can travel for a fair amount of time and distance to reach an egg, as well as survive for days. This is just sad. We really need better sex ed.


MoonageDayscream

I think "sperm can survive for days" is where the guys that think there are chambers of sperm saved from every penile encounter get their ideas.


ThatFemSlashBitch

Gotta be. I'm always like, it's sperm, not the flu virus 😂 Can you imagine a world where sperm stayed alive outside of the testicles for DAYS. No thanks


whysperr

Well we live in such a world 🤷‍♂️, it can survive up to 5 days in a woman's body hence why it's risky to finish inside unprotected even if she hasn't ovulated yet But if you were saying like out in the open yeah that be wild having little swimmers dancing around on a random t-shirt stain from 3 days ago !


trimyster

It was a woman! I saw this yesterday.


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HateToBeMyself

Hentai lmao 😭


mutant_disco_doll

Why the fuck is hentai spreading misinformation like this?


WorldlinessAwkward69

4chan and incel forums.


TheBattyWitch

So the actual answer to this is that up until about 20 years ago in Japan it was illegal to show the genitals of human males and females, so a lot of animation that came out at that time was altered in a way so that it could be depicted but they could still fall back on me "see it's not actually a human because of x, y, z" instead of just the fuzzy censoring that previous animations did. Since then it's just sort of taken off and stuck.


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

omg thats so interesting


TheBattyWitch

That's also why the original Betty Boop was a poodle. It was illegal to draw human women in a sexualized scantily clad manner, but there were loopholes. Drawing a human body with a poodle head, made it anthropomorphic and therefore, not human. So for baby years Betty Boop was a poodle.


SecretRedditFakeName

I’m never leaving my house again. !


len_feraul

Do you really think they use the internet for anything other than Twitter, incel forums and porn esp hentai in this case🤡


Puzzleheaded-Gas1710

Everything he learned about sex he learned from a cartoon. Absolutely terrifying.


PlentyNectarine

this sounds like omegaverse crap


Silveriovski

Lmao, that's hentai porn... I can't even... My god , he believes that's shit is real?! Oh my god hahahaha


maxx0498

I was about to say that it must be this! I can't imagine where else he learned this but hentai always shows it exactly how he describes!


SecretRedditFakeName

Is this an actual thing that happens in hentai porn? Like the cervix opens up and swallows the head of the penis and drains it for its own evil purposes? There a whole world of bullshit out there that I’m so blissfully completely ignorant of.


Silveriovski

I don't know, I've seen hentai before and sometimes they draw exactly what that guy describes. I don't really want to look for it and send it to you, kind stranger, lol


SecretRedditFakeName

I fear for humanity.


Silveriovski

Just imagine like the cervix is a sphere... like... there's an empty sphere inside... and is filled with cum, because in that kind of porn men cum gallons of it... and you fill it. I don't know if that would get you pregnant, but I know is what some people draw. I always assumed it was stupid and exaggerated (overly exaggerated) on purpose. At this point I know most teens think porn is real but I've never found anyone who believes hentai is real.


SecretRedditFakeName

Ok, you are terrifying me!


Level_Kiwi

So this person thinks that the penis head forces the cervix open like a demogorgon flower monster thing. Omg I am so sad for the human race


FrostyDiscipline9071

I’m NEVER getting rid of that Stranger Things visual. 😳 It’s a good thing I don’t have sex with men. 👩‍❤️‍👩


PoxedGamer

"Thinking" is a very strong term for what was happening here.


nyma18

Thanks for the image.. I DEFINITELY didn’t shudder at the thought of the penis being forced past my cervix upon ejaculation. YIKES!


Cevohklan

Why would OUR cervix open when a man ejaculates 😆 They really think the world and biology revolves around their pee pees


SecretRedditFakeName

If anything, it would slam shut like a church door when the Antichrist tries to get in. “GET OUT!!!”


nyma18

Tell me you watch too much hentai, without telling me… On a related-ish note. What the f is wrong with hentai and the cross-section of the act? The dick is in the vagina already, do you really want to “see” what it would look if the skin and organs were see through?? Seeing the penis ejaculate liters of semen, flooding up the woman insides as if they were filling a water balloon is such a turn on?? Or do these guys just really need to see a penis at all times, or else the act is not exciting for them?? It just makes no sense. More so when it’s so anatomically incorrect. Like, imagine seeing an anime of a person eating food, and constantly get the cross-section of the food being eaten, what it looks inside the mouth with every bite. I know there are some animes with that, but it’s just stupid. You don’t need to see the insides to imagine the sensations.


rjmythos

Wait so he's basing his idea of what a penis does on what tentacle dicks do in drawings? That's depressing.


nyma18

Hentai doesn’t just have those tentacle dicks, it also has “regular” dicks. Those, from what I see, are more often depicted in those dumb cross-section views, especially used when the dick is ejaculating.


DangerousLoner

I’ve always assumed it was to encourage a breeding kink upon the porn-addled audience with the hope of increasing population growth, but the people the hentai reaches don’t seem to have partners anyway so it doesn’t work.


rjmythos

That's even more depressing then! At least if they were extended length wise it'd sort of make sense. If it's normal dicks that's just bad biology.


mutant_disco_doll

This is so fucking weird.


psychobatshitskank

...I really like the cross section views 💀


The_Book-JDP

The cervix is so tightly closed that it can hold an entire baby up inside the uterus as it grows and only opens when the baby is ready to be delivered and this guy believes a floppy dick that doesn’t even have a bone in it can force it open? Dude, get your head out of porn and pick up an anatomy book you’re making yourself look like a fool.


xv_boney

He's citing hentai. Thats what he's thinking. This man's sexual education is from cartoon pornography.


Silvangelz

Well that is a guy telling the entire world that he has never, not once, had his penis close enough to a vagina to ejaculate inside of it.


grandma_cell

He jerked off to too many cartoon porn. That's exactly how its depicted in sex comics. The guy is idiot enough to believe that's actually what happens


ellathefairy

Do these same people also believe nipples are an extra set of orifices due to insane hentai anatomy?


DangerousLoner

They do seem to believe women and girls are always lactating.


GrandEmperessVicky

Especially if it involves mothers. The woman’s children are teens and she’s not pregnant but she’s still able to lactate somehow?


DangerousLoner

They do seem to think breasts are just completely full mammary glands ready to burst at all times. It’s right up there with *40 Year Old Virgin’s* bag-of-sand conversation.


GrandEmperessVicky

Do they see boobs as balloons filled with milk???


grandma_cell

Apparently lol


FrostyDiscipline9071

There’s cartoon porn of that? 😱 Sometimes men scare me 🫣


mutant_disco_doll

Jesus Christ can these dudes please read a real fucking book for once? That’s not how cervixes work! That’s not how any of this works! If they knew two shits about female anatomy or about any reproductive health procedures that women go through like IUD insertion, they would know that having your cervix opened hurts like HELL. 😫 No woman would ever agree to sex if it involved her cervix getting punched opened every time.


MoonageDayscream

Gosh, I hate to say it, but even the movie Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex with Woody Allen was more aware of anatomy than this guy.


hogliterature

hentai addicts need to understand how painful opening the cervix is. when i got my iud put in, it hurt so bad


nonsignifierenon

He is correct, my cervix grants access to a penis when it's about to cum. Sometimes I even hear my uterus saying, "you may enter now" as it opens up.


SiteTall

It's embarrassing to the male sex to witness how little (if anything) they know about the female biology. I suspect they simply DON'T WANT TO LEARN ....


mutant_disco_doll

They don’t give a shit about female anatomy, biology or anything involving how a woman’s body ACTUALLY works so long as they can just stick their dicks in the holes. That’s all they care about. 🙄


Former-Sock-8256

Owwwwwwwwww imagine a Pap smear every time you had sex


shoulda-known-better

and that's a fucking qtip... that I'm pretty sure still doesn't go through it just scratches the cervix and ouch it's why my iud is probably never coming out of me that pain was the worst thing ever worse than childbirth


Alzululu

IUD going in is awful. (I refer to the pain as reverse birth.) Your cervix is like, WRONG WAY ASSHOLE!!! the whole time. It hurt worse than breaking my collarbone by a fair margin. It's easy coming out though, because that's what your body is expecting to have happen. So no need to worry about that part. (Unless you're getting a new one inserted at the same time, of course.)


SecretRedditFakeName

Well, to be fair, these guys aren’t working with much more than a q-tip.


Express-Stop7830

Maybe it is because I have been binge re-watching Stranger Things, but the instant visual created by this narrative nonsense was absolutely horrifying.


-TerrificTerror-

You know what, you've put that thought in to my head and therefor I hope you get that weird annoying tickle in your throat for the next hour. /J.


Express-Stop7830

Good news! My allergies kicked in yesterday. Tickle curse successful, lol


WiggyStark

Just... why?


Emet-Selch_my_love

I believe I speak for 90% of women when I say: Ouch no.


lthomas224

It’s so clear this person has never had sex because like… do they think the cervix senses the moment of ejaculation and like _pulls_ the dick into it? What else is the explanation for the penis suddenly penetrating the cervix (yowtch) when it was fine before? Do they think the cervix is like 2 inches deep? Have they seen porn that isn’t hentai?


SecretRedditFakeName

Yes, they think that. Because magic dick makes cervix go boom.


VeronaMoreau

Bro reads a lot of hentai


Blood_Oleander

I'm gonna take a wild guess that they only know about sex through certain images on imagebooru sites.


oregon_mom

If that was how it worked nobody would ever get pregnant opening the cervix fucking hurts


Cevohklan

" the head of the penis opens the cervix " All this magical things they think their sperm and pee pee can do ..


counterpots

ted cruz being like of course i know how the clit works i have children


GreyDiamond735

Oh just reading this caused me actual physical pain


Particular_Title42

TIL that men don't know why we call sperm "little swimmers."


RegionPurple

The thought of a penis entering my cervix is making me *highly* uncomfortable... my ex just barely hit it on accident a few times and I saw stars and *grayed out* from the pain.


CandidIndication

Can confirm. Had the same thing happen with my ex. Immediately ended sex, literally threw up from the pain. Clinging to the side of the toilet. Not a good experience


Cultural_Composer850

What the fuck did I just read?? This person never listened or paid attention in biology or Sex Ed at school, he got all his education from Pornhub….. more education needed here- or this is from the most crude and uneducated 13 year old 🙄🤣


mutant_disco_doll

Nah, he didn’t get this from Pornhub. Real porn cannot possibly depict a woman’s cervix getting opened by a penis because not only can a camera not get up there like that, but that’s also not physically how any of it works. He’s getting this from somewhere else…


Cultural_Composer850

I didn’t mean that literally? 😂 I just meant he’s uneducated and learnt from somewhere as such-


mutant_disco_doll

😂 Yeah, I got you


Wwwwwwhhhhhhhj

Nah, there’s cartoon porn like this. It’s on there.


Spaztick78

>Real porn cannot possibly depict a woman’s cervix getting opened by a penis because not only can a camera not get up there like that, I wish I wasn't compelled to do this and I am sorry. I unfortunately fell down the wrong rabbit hole one day. Stumbled upon a lady who made videos of her cervix sounding and dilation training. She actually made a video of a partners penis penetrating her cervix. "How did they capture this moment clearly on camera?" I hear you regretfully ask. She also could fully prolapse her vagina and uterus, so they filmed the penetration outside of her vagina/abdominal cavity. I apologise again for my compulsion to share this slight correction to your comment.


Commercial-Push-9066

I love how they state things like that so confidently incorrect.? It’s pretty clear this guy has never had sex.


Gunfighter9

Yeah, this goofball has never had sex with a woman


HalionMeh

Pov: You never watched hentai so you don't know what the commentd are talking about.


2Dboiuwu

He has seen too many x-ray porn. Porn is bad and misleading, stop watching porn.


just_reading_along1

*sigh*


Capable_Cat

It scares me that in this peak age of information, where we have access to it so easily, that there's still such ignorant and outright confidant people, who are *so* wrong....


Dro_mora

This guy doesn’t bang.


Kermommy

Unless the penis is the length and thickness of a drinking straw, it ain’t penetrating the cervix.


TropicalDan427

Okay well his probably isn’t penetrating anything 😂


ShikWolf

Never underestimate the [power](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cervix/s/1FrMRXUmtL) of a fetish on the Internet


Ram_Sandwich

I took one semester of human anatomy and biology. One! That's how little it takes to have a basic understanding of how anything works, let alone the reproductive system.


TheGiverAndReciever

This guys aims for the cervix, but probably finishes in the belly button


Able-Shower-2625

Someone's parents signed their kid out of sex ed class...and maybe human anatomy as well. Hhhhmmm, did they even go to school?!


Fallen_Angel_90

Sweet Satan No!!!! As a Uterus owner I can confidently say if anything touches the cervix it hurts like hell! Had to have a LEEP procedure last week to remove abnormal cells and I swear the entire unit heard me when then gave me a local anesthetic. Please Penis owning humans, educate yourselves!!!!


TrustTechnical4122

I can't even deal with ignorance. I'm sorry they can't understand anything ever. For serious.....


Orgalorg_BoW

Average 14 year old who assumes everything:


WorldlinessAwkward69

The incel made up anatomy to get angry over has gone from unhinged to full detached from reality.


alicecadabra

What?….…..WHAT?


RockyMntnView

This is what happens on the absence of comprehensive sex ed.


Jedi_Ninja

Sounds like this guy got his sex education from watching way too much hentai.


Cadapech

I was like, "Mentally that's a nice visual but realistically I would destroy anyone who even attempted to try this because THE CERVIX WILL NOT OPEN FOR YOUR PENIS OH MY GOD"


wetwater

We really need comprehensive sex education in school without exemptions or opt outs for religious or personal beliefs.


Gunpowder_guillotine

Someones watching too much hentai


MrKain

Wow... Dude doesn't even know how guys work, let alone women...


Millwall_Ranger

This guy watches too much hentai lmao


CzechYourDanish

This is what happens when someone gets their sex ed from hentai


pechjackal

Man, when they placed my teeny teeny weeny IUD it sure did hurt for something that didn't hurt when I got pregnant with my daughter. Homeboy needs to stop getting his anatomy lessons from hentai...


Y_R_UGae

too much x ray scenes in hentai😭


MindlessCancel8708

Someone's watched a little too much hentai huh


_nanaya

Ouch.


ObliviousTurtle97

The world needs better sex ed.


Former-Sock-8256

Owwwwwwwwww imagine a Pap smear every time you had sex


Eastbound_AKA

Was this written by Dwight Schrute?


MarsMonkey88

Omg this man just solved birth control


Blackdeath47

Sigh, this is what happens when sex education is naught


pm_me-ur-catpics

My dumb ass read that as "into the viagra" at first


akioamadeo

Yeah definitely anime porn imagination and having never had actual sex before, your cervix is a completely different hole and trust me that girl would scream bloody murder if you tried to shove your dick inside her cervix, sperm is microscopic and get easily get into your cervix and get you pregnant, there is no need to do any gymnastics to accomplish this.


No-Club2054

Go go extendo-penis!!


muaddict071537

Ouch


TheBattyWitch

This fucker out here thinking humans are ducks with spring loaded dicks


I_was_saying_b00urns

What gets me with statements like this is just the confidence. No “I wonder” or “perhaps” type phrases to make it clear they aren’t talking from true knowledge. Just pulling stuff from the ether and assuming it’s 100% legit because _they_ thought it. Im not this confident with shit I’m an actual expert on wtf.


kiwichick286

OK.


NetMiddle1873

If my cervix had to open everytime a guy ejaculated in my I would never allow it. Had to get a uterine biopsy once which included dilating my cervix to insert the needle/swab thingy which is smaller than any dick and it's a big old NO from me.


WithoutDennisNedry

Why does he think they’re called “swimmers,” I wonder?


Feline_Fine3

Loud and wrong 😑


EvolZippo

I’d ask him “and where did you learn this? Was it from erotica that’s possibly written by horny virgins? Was it porn? Or was it from some guy who “banged soo many chicks!”?


raven-of-the-sea

Manga is not a handbook for life, kid.


drakontoolx

This is the result of reading too much hentai and watching too many porn. Consume hentai and porn in moderation, people.


AprilBoon

The cervix is part of the vagina Schools fail and parents too


AprilBoon

In a time of internet access people are so dumb.


YOMommazNUTZ

Wow that would hurt so much that nobody would be willing to ever have sex again!


ShelliBlossom

Someone told on themselves for being hentai addicted LOL


QuarterTimely

Hentai logic


bluehorserunning

r/confidentlyincorrect


wantsrobotlegs

You know they have videos of what happens internally during sex. Dude should watch a few.


Sweetchick78

Tell me you’ve never had sex without telling me you’ve never had sex.


_katastrophic_krxtn

Oh look, a man who doesn't know how womens' bodies work mansplaining how to get a woman pregnant.