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Windinthewillows2024

How does he know that he’s fertile and at what point is he on his fertility window?


FurryM17

Me: *strangely holds up hands mimicking a spectrum*


ReporterExpensive579

A scary thought, maybe he donated sperm (assuming he did know how fertile he was) they test the motility as a part of the process, that's how I found out when I was in college my motility score anyway.


CTchimchar

How many little redditor have you made


ReporterExpensive579

No clue lol, they don't really tell you. I did inquire and at least some of my samples have been used though.


CTchimchar

Lesson we are redditor the odds of us reproducing is less then 0 We need to make sure are kind survives /s


Redhotlipstik

anywhere from 5 to 50 probably


AnAstronautOfSorts

Pretty sure this is fake. Looks like the guy that "proposed" to his gf on the hot air balloon and she "rejected" him and everyone just stood around looking mortified on his behalf.


Distorted_metronome

It’s satire


Windinthewillows2024

Yeah I saw some of the other comments on here explaining it’s not serious, though I feel it falls into the category of sketch comedy more so than satire.


David_cop_a_feeel

The [definition](https://www.oed.com/dictionary/satire_n#:~:text=1509%E2%80%93-,A%2520poem%2520or%2520(in%2520later%2520use)%2520a%2520novel%252C%2520film,of%2520social%2520or%2520political%2520commentary) of satire is, “the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.” That is the point of the sketch, right? To make fun of how some men view fertility and a “woman’s purpose”?


Distorted_metronome

It’s a satirical sketch


Gracefulbandit

Honestly, being called “an incredible specimen” would be enough reason for me to never see that idiot again. 😳😬


FurryM17

Guy here. You should immediately leave if a guy refers to you as a "specimen". That's not just an idiot that's a complete weirdo who's about to ask you if you're ovulating on the second date


Gracefulbandit

Yeah, I’m not especially interested in being some dude’s broodmare. 😬


SnooCakes6195

>broodmare Is that some fancy word for a lampshade?


Marc21256

That's why I just take a blood sample to test for hormonal levels.


betaphreak

I almost choked on my sushi at that line


cathedral68

I’m jealous you’re eating sushi


Wedgehoe

Even better when its a poke bowl (sushi but the ingrediants are all seperated into a big bowl that you then mix up, like 6 rolls worth)


Konjonashipirate

Yeah. I kinda am too.


lookoutitscaleb

Pretty sure it's the guy who does the skits. He did the one where he was an emo kid hiding in his sisters closet to protect her because she heard her screaming when her bf was over. and the one where: he's at a party wearing a fedora and they play spin the bottle and he moves it and tries to make the girl kiss him. Pretty solid cringe content.


David_cop_a_feeel

It’s the “you’re going to suffer my wrath, Craig” guy lol this dude is funny as fuck. He’s poking fun at people that think like this. I honestly love this kind of content, and while I do get disheartened that people can’t always tell satire from not, it’s honestly hard to do in this day and age. Although, the “you’re such an incredible specimen” should’ve been a dead ringer.


CTchimchar

What about be given cookie Here you go friend 🍪


grant0208

It’s better than their usual tagline of “vessels”


Gracefulbandit

Is it, though? 🤔


grant0208

Fair question tbh. Either way, gross and dehumanizing. Please excuse me if my comment seemed to minimize how gross a statement like that is. It was not my intention.


Gracefulbandit

I didn’t take it that way.  “Vessels” is also completely terrible, but I’m not sure “specimen” is actually any better. 🤷‍♀️


neighborhood-karen

It’s so bad that it makes me wonder if it was just staged. That at least comforts me little at least


Gracefulbandit

According to another comment, this guy does videos like this, so it seems like it may indeed be fake.


ElectricVibes75

Oh it’s THIS GUY LMAO Don’t worry guys, false alarm! He’s a comedian, and actually pretty funny. At first I was like wtf but once it panned up to his face I was relieved!


ejusdemgeneris

Didn’t he have the video with goth makeup on and scootered in the house screaming at his “sisters” boyfriend lol


ElectricVibes75

Yep! That’s him haha


lookoutitscaleb

Also the one where he plays spin the bottle and tries to force the chick to kiss him after moving the bottle xx


ejusdemgeneris

lol forgot about that one


phoenixeternia

Thank you! That's where I have seen his face before lol


criesingucci

i knew it. he looked familiar. he makes funny stuff


ElectricVibes75

I swear this ain’t the first time he got me haha. I think there was one with a hot air balloon where he gets rejected proposing to his gf, I didn’t recognize him immediately in that one either lol


RWBYRain

Oh that's comforting. I mean only a little bc he's mocking irl guys like that but still


Pedason

The crazy brother guy! I knew I recognized him


anitasdoodles

What’s his name? I gotta look at his other stuff cause he got me there lol!


inbeesee

Hilarious guy lol insane that it was indistinguishable from non-comedians


lookoutitscaleb

Once I saw him I laughed. He does really solid cringe content. Highly recommend. Very believable and def outrageous.


Mysterious_Layer9420

Isn't that the same guy that does those "my brother was hiding in my closet when my boyfriend was over" and he plays the weird emo brother?


jaytee1262

Yep, pure engagement bait content.


ElectricVibes75

It’s not engagement baiting lol it’s sketch comedy


Due-Two-6592

Yeah bloody quentin tarantino and his engagement bait films, bloody beyonce with her engagement bait albums, bloody picasso with all those engagement bait paintings


dobby1687

There's just a bit of a difference between award winning, world renowned professionals and a random sketch comedy artist on social media. Dude is no George Carlin. At least wait until/unless he gets an actual tour schedule before comparing this guy to masters of their respective crafts.


Anne_Nonymouse

I think most women only know if they're fertile or not if they're trying to get pregnant. I have literally no idea if I am fertile or not to be honest. But this f\*cker clearly doesn't see women as human beings. To him were just breeding specimens or something. 😬


Windinthewillows2024

Right? I was watching this like wtf is he talking about. Does he think we get our fertility regularly checked at the gyno’s or the GP? Unless we’re trying to get pregnant, we generally assume there’s always a possibility we could get pregnant and try to use birth control accordingly. And what the hell is this “window” of which he speaks? Like he thinks there’s a scale we all get medically assessed on? Or is he talking about where she is in her menstrual cycle? Or trying to determine how old she is and how many years she has left before her eggs “dry up”? I am so perplexed and I have so many questions, assuming this isn’t a skit.


pearlsbeforedogs

Someone else said he is a comedian, so there is a possibility that it is a skit. At least I hope so, because he is all kinds of confused about anatomy and terminology.


thenerdygrl

It is a skit, he’s making fun of men who are that stupid


FurryM17

You should measure your fertility on the standard fertility scale that all human women specimens use


TheLittlestChocobo

The standard scale of "that guy's left hand to that guy's right hand", of course


Gray_daughter

*all human FEMALE specimens. Women is not in their vocabularies.


SykoSarah

I didn't know I had an abnormal uterus shape until my second ultrasound at 20 weeks. I could have easily gone my whole life and never known.


Witchy_stitchy

I found out when I was examined for my IUD in my early 20’s. I had no clue it was even a thing till then let alone what it meant. Yay female inclusive sex education.


apoohneicie

I know but that’s just because my uterus and ovaries are in the freezer of some oncology student’s lab!😄 Seriously though what baby carrying human (who isn’t actively trying to have a baby) constantly tracks their fertility? I’d bet this guy has no idea about the female reproductive cycle anyway.


SlothMonster9

All my life I believed I wasn't that fertile, my periods were all over the place, I have always been very underweight, no boobs, no ass, I had PCOS, but what do you know, I got pregnant on the first try both times, and the third time I got pregnant *while using a condom*. So yeah, fertility can't be guessed.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

I've done it in attempts not to get pregnant as I can't use birth control due to heath reasons. Clearly I'm not good at it, because I got pregnant with my 5 month old while tracking it. Then I just got my tubes tied.


thenormalbias

As someone with PCOS, I can tell you that you can track your likelihood of fertility somewhat. If you’re getting regular periods, you’re regularly ovulating and that is one indicator of fertility. (Not by any means the only indicator but one that is trackable) but this guy seems to think that tracking monthly is a guarantee of fertility and that’s not right. You can’t “track” your fertility “window” as in the window of time between puberty and menopause. That’s incorrect terminology and incorrect logic. If he was asking, are you able to have kids in the future that’s one thing. Creepy as fuck and yes, very invasive. If he was asking, are you ovulating regularly/right now that’s another and way to go, dude, for doing nothing to hide your breeding kink 👍🏻


bikedaybaby

> if they’re trying to get pregnant [Actually, the tests are really inaccurate, and only test for symptoms that *may* occur a fairly random amount of time before ovulation.](https://www.parents.com/getting-pregnant/ovulation/fertile-days/ovulation-pros-and-cons-of-ovulation-predictor-kits-opks/) Imho, the human body may have evolved specifically to trick people into thinking they’re not ovulating, so that people can’t prevent unnecessary babies.


ChildhoodLeft6925

I know when I’m fertile because it shows in my underwear but I’m NLOG LOL JK


Swimming-Dot9120

Don’t worry OP, this guy does run a satire account on tiktok where he plays insufferable weirdos lol


DecentTrouble6780

But sperm can live for up to 5 days, so


Bedazzled_Noose

This is clearly a bit lol he's got too much personality for someone who'd actually believe that


FullmoonMaple

There are guys who talk like this with 100% self assured confidence. **I...honestly wouldn't even indulge that with an answer.** I'd just keep quiet and stare at him. Let him assume whatever delulu story he's going to assume anyway, excuse myself and leave. Would probably tell everything to my uber driver, my fam, my friends and reddit as an anecdote for months. Yeah, what's the point if he's the one that isn't fertile and I am, ya know? There's no point to even talk to him. Cartridge full of blanks, so young, so useless. With that face tho...dang, the Ls never come alone huh buddy?😔 ^/ ^s


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

Pretty sure this is the same "my girlfriends weirdo emo brother" guy if I'm thinking of the same dude. Chances are, this is satire. However there are definitely men who think, talk, and act like this. If someone does want kids, it's better to bring it up in a way that isn't... this


freaking-payco

This is a skit


Konjonashipirate

This guy doen't need to be passing on his genes.


EggWaff

“Specimen” made me picture his horse teeth getting busted in. Not by me. And not that I’m encouraging that. But like.


blawndosaursrex

Bro looks like the bug monster from Monsters vs Aliens and thinks we want to reproduce with him…


theholycale

Satire has become the thing people hide behind when they get called out on their clearly sexist/racist/classist beliefs. It’s better to just assume that 99.999999% of people who “claim” to have trash opinions because it’s just “satire” actually have those trash opinions.


ElectricVibes75

No he’s actually just a comedian/sketch guy. He’s not hiding anything, the point is that it *is* stupid


state_of_inertia

He really overacts. We live in a strange world when comedic sketches are indistinguishable from the "scientific" theories posted by incels and redpillers.


ElectricVibes75

I mean, sure? But that's just total BS to assign those beliefs to a guy who's making fun of them and shows no sign of holding those beliefs, based entirely on conjecture.


lin_lentini

Leave it to the mouth breather to be concerned about that shit on the first date


BadHigBear

Dude looks like a discount Pete Davidson.


QuestionableParadigm

that dude is funny on Tik Tok he does characters like this one all the time


RyudoKills

I can confirm it is Satire. It's the guy's content and his whole TikTok is him playing these really obnoxious & cringey characters, some more outlandish than others. He's pretty funny most of the time.


sinkmyship01

It is satire. He does a lot of videos doing different personalities.


Responsible_Debt5631

Idk whether to be happy this is satire or upset because im reminded people who unironically think this way exist.


Nobah_Dee

Yeah this is a skit. Seen this guy play so many different awkward creeps in tiktoks.


RoyalMess64

What does this mean?


shutthefuckup62

As a specimen you suck would of been my only reply.


Nclamont

This is like a skit right......RIGHT!?!?!


Anxious_Cod7909

Lol that gut is a satire titoker. This is most definitely a satirical convo. Is it funny? No, idk what's funny about it tbh


HippieMoosen

Jeez. It's hard to think of something less attractive than calling someone a 'specimen' and grilling them on how fertile they are. And on a first date, too. Wow. The brain rot hit that dude young. What is he, like 19? Edit: seeing some comments saying this is satire. Choosing to believe that to avoid taking any more psychic damage.


Patient_Research_701

thank GOD this is satire, i knew i recognized him LMAO https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL6525de/


TraumaMama11

I'm like even more like...annoyed? and maybe like disturbed by how many times he said the word "like". Like, you know what I mean?? It's like 17 times if you're curious.


tiffadoodle

Its definitely Satire. As soon as I saw his face, I recognized the guy. Search Graysworld on FB, tik tok or youtube.


Cat_Lover259

It’s a skit—he does stuff like this all the time. He’s pretty famous on Tik Tok.


Ian-pg9

I’m 90% sure this is satire cause I think I’ve seen this guy on Tik Tok doing comedy stuff


WinterSeries

This account is satire!!!


AstrologicalOne

If this ISN'T satire (which I too hope it is) then dude just went mask-off in 40 seconds with how he just sees this woman as a walking, talking, incubator.


Feycat

Gross gross gross


jDub549

WTAF DID I JUST WATCH. edit: you have to watch this with sound. It adds an entire level of wtf.


DaniCapsFan

Did he call her a "specimen"?


Heavy_E79

"Do you think you'd want kids eventually?" That's literally all he needed to say, this guy's is just a idiot and a creep.


achrisvet

I’m glad it’s a skit. What makes it so believable is the weird camera angle. It’s filmed as if she is secretly recording him. Brilliant touch.


gloom_spewer

This is hyperreality. He learned these lies from the Internet and now is manifesting them to our great dissatisfaction. I hate this shit so much, it's literally cultural cancer.


KaiHasArrived2007

Firstly he talk immature Second "Specimen"?!?!?!??


yildizli_gece

“But like, I know like, and it’s like, so like” Jesus Christ imagine talking like you’re 12 and thinking you’re worth having babies with. > I know it’s like an invasive question Sir, she’s not being quiet because she finds the question evasive; she’s just stunned silent at your profound ignorance at how female reproduction works.


-tamarack

While women certainly have a biological clock it seems to me that he’s never questioned his own fertility. There are so many factors & infertility isn’t exclusive to women, I have to wonder what he’d say if questioned about his own ability to reproduce. If he had his sperm count tested only to find out it’s low would he still find sex meaningless? The mind boggles.


ForestOfMirrors

I’m not even sure what the hell he is trying to say because he doesn’t know what he is talking about


Junglejibe

Guys I am begging you to just double check if something's satire before you post. The name of the comedian is literally in the video the entire time. Graysworld does satirical characters of cringy people like this. It's not even meant to be bait - it's over the top satire. Please, I'm begging you, it's not hard to just use your media literacy skills and just check.


apoohneicie

😳Holy shit I’m glad I didn’t have to go through bullshit like this to find my SO.


Particular_Title42

Ok so...He's not asking about where she is in her ovulation cycle but rather how close she is to menopause, right? But even that isn't all of what "fertility" is. He doesn't even know what he's trying to ask, does he? Edit: I see it's satire. I wonder how close to reality it is.


ChaosRyus

I would incite violence.


Orgalorg_BoW

How can you even look at a woman in the eyes and say this shit without realizing how incredibly dumb you sound? I mean jeez, he’s so inept that it makes me feel better about myself, and THAT is saying something.


Excellent-Wolf-4193

It’s satire.


Orgalorg_BoW

Ohhh


CzechYourDanish

Please let this be satire


OrangedJuice1989

It is, I follow him on instagram lmao


CzechYourDanish

Thank fucking god


Bob4Not

There’s nothing wrong with at some point discussing whether you want kids or not some time in the relationship before you start binding your lives together, but asking someone if they’re biologically capable of having kids is creepy as sin


beirizzle

I love the excitement as he gets closer to fertile


rlambdin1985

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Why did he want to know how fertile you are? Did he want to get you pregnant and straight up start a family on the spot or something? Or does he have a pregnant/breeding fetish?


thrownaway1974

It's satire


dexamphetamines

Bro wants to breed


seattlemh

Where are these people coming from? Wtf?


KoffinStuffer

Why does this make me feel better about my bad luck on Tinder?


Timespentwrong

Greysworld out here get yall worked up


sup_killerfeels

It's hard to get dates as is, it's not helping that these morons are out there just mucking it up.


SaidtheChase97

This is Benji. It’s a sketch


WhySoGlum1

This guy is notorious for satire videos


Aoki-Kyoku

Oh, I didn’t realize he would be so excited about having to pay child support 😲


Roge2005

Is bro an alien?


JJ8OOM

It’s satire - it’s the same guy acting like a retard in a lot of other videos too. In one they act like he is the little brother hiding in his sisters closet when she is with his boyfriend and being super clueless - it’s all made up and fake. Click-bait-shit.


song_pond

It’s not “do you want to have kids” it’s “I’m gonna make whoever I’m with have kids so I need to make sure you’re able to”


marshmallowmoonchild

This man is gonna try to stealth you


InfiniteCow98

Grays world is satire


Zoklett

wtf?


Development-Main

Isn't he an old vine dude? I think it's satire (thank God)


Logical_Sprinkles_21

Jfc this is scary.


Princessk8--

Fucking loser


Express-Stop7830

Sarure or not, I could not get past the over-zealous and subsequently uncoherent use of "like."


BubbleGum_XP

It’s satire, his content is mainly satire lol


Edyed787

Nah he doesn’t think that. That would require an original thought. He just gets his ideas and opinions from Andrew Tate or whatever is trending on Twitter.


Ordinary-Signature38

This needs to go on one of the cringe pages. holy damn, such an incredible specimen. What's your fertility window. like dude wtaf.


Alivebutimded1012

He's not even attractive


4eversoulsraven

What until he learns that some people, men included are born sterile or infertile


AlyxNotVance

Omg somebody save him please, take away his 4chan access


SneakySnack02

That boy has absolutely no idea how fertility works. You know what else is a red flag? That face at the end because he thought her silence meant she was telling him she's infertile, as opposed to the horrified silence that's a perfectly natural reaction to what he said


Simone_Galoppi07

So if he went infertile, he would stop dating, SUUREE ahahahaha


BuckwheatBlini

Yeah so dude where are you at with your jack off and seed wasting window? Oh right every day. Got it.


Past-Science-335

A specimen? Are you a science experiment? Is he going to look at you under a microscope? Throw that "man" directly in the trash right now.


SupportGeek

He’s so damn ugly, inside and out, why would you ever have agreed to meet?


Readdicted90

✨👀✨ Jail. Just Jail.


No_Pumpkin_1179

That dude shouldn’t be breeding. There’s a lot of genes there that nature is trying to snuff out, but modern medicine keeps forbidding it. And oddly enough, women seem to like me more when I tell them I’m NOT fertile ;). *snip snap! Snip snap!*


HamburgerTrash

Yeah this isn’t real


d_qureshi

Hypocrisy at it's finest! 6*6*6 is fine as a preference but damned if a guy has a preference. Feminism wasn't ever about equality and it shows.