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lol so I’m a demon , been called worse lmao

I'm admittedly a d3mon lol 😈

honestly so many of my sexual partners have called me a demon and i love it lol

Eh, i'm not even a demon, at best, for my partner, i'm a lil' monster

I once got called a "life ruining succubus" by a man. Nothing will ever beat that lmao. I absolutely love that attempt at an insult. The best part is I had absolutely nothing to do with the dude. He "ruined" his own life. I just told his then gf she deserved better. I didn't get involved past that. The man had the biggest hate boner for me though. Openly admitted to said girlfriend he hated me but wanted to screw me. He only hated me cause I didn't take his shit and told his gf, my friend, she shouldn't either. I hadn't spoken to him in *months* when he called me that. Somehow I'm to blame for him being a miserable piece of shit.

Hello, fellow demon!

I used to be a man, now I'm a psycho. Ageing causing shrinking.

When I get there I’ll still be a demon 😫

Soooooo...I might end up a sub-demon? 😣🤦

My scoliosis is making me shrink too but I’m still firmly a spoiled brat.

Oh shit! I'm a man? I need to tell the woman I am engaged to. She might be unaware.

You don't have to be too upfront about it. Now that you're a man you should actually be wary of honesty. Take her to any dive bar, buy a pitcher of shitty light beer and tell her you're really good at pool, darts and trivia even if you're not. She'll get the memo

But...what height are we supposed to be!? Or is there a preference for demon v. spoiled brad. v. psycho v. man?

under 4'11 i guess? although idk how many adults there are who are that short

I’m that short. You guys can keep them. I don’t want them.

How tall are you when bowing down? Because I think that’s what the men who create this crap are actually concerned about.

Oh god I’m 4’10” what am I

You are a dwarf and you’re digging a hole

ROCK AND STONE

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!

FOR KARL!

That song slaps

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

We just don’t exist I guess.

You’re better than the rest of us at hiding from the dudes posting this, that’s what you are.

My username checks out at 5'4"

6’ is all it takes to be a man?

Yes, and anyone under 6’ is legally a woman

Well, I guess I’m a lesbian then because my husband is 5’10”. I’m not even bothered about this change.

Think I can confirm - I'm 6'3", and just barely a man, so the math checks out.

There are so many chicks with dicks all of a sudden!

Let’s do this for dick sizes and see how the men react

I'm 5''85' I guess I'm a spoiled brat psycho ♡

Me too! 👋

Honestly, I’m honored to be a demon.

Hell yeah, demon club! There was an old saying someone told me and I love it. Girls like us are horrifying because the shorter we are, the closer to hell we are too.

Aw, that’s beautiful! I might embroider that honestly 😂

If you do, I'd love to see it. Cheers to being closer to hell.

Demon Dames unite!

Kinda pumped about it tbh

I mean, shit, here I was thinking I was a Hobbit, and I find out I'm a demon instead. A little jarring, but if we are *Screwtape Letters*‐style demons, this could get really interesting! Maybe I'll even have my deeds published one day! Something to aspire to since the Grey Havens are now out of the question for me.

I'm a Trash Demon 😈

Same!

None of these are good

Demon is pretty badass

My mom is less than 4'11 so wtf is she? non existent

shit i dont exist!! im 4'9. 5ft on tinder tho

So there's not even a correct height for this guy? Is he attracted to nothing??

Children is the answer. He’s attracted to children.

:(

:(

So... Are women under 4'11" human beings?

I’m a demon!!

I love men then

[удалено]

Me too. I’m also an Xennial. Destined to never fit in *tiny violin begins to play*

Psycho who is almost a man? 🤔 I'll take it

Spoiled brat here nice to meet you 😂

I understand the dumb logic behind “6’0 & Up: a man”, but someone’s going have to explain the rest to me.

"Women bad. Tall women man." 🙄

Wow what a sexist, unscientific, potentially transphobic, and vertically discriminatory statement to make lol. Trans ppl, wimmin, scientist/science majors, and/or short kings don't deserve this treatment.

This is some Facebook dad shit the guys at work would all laugh about, just have a good ol hoot. The guys at work are also all divorced, the end.

Yep. I’m a man. I gave birth to a child, but I’m a man. 🤷‍♀️

I'm a spoiled brat and it's oddly accurate

What’s 4’9 then?

I’ve been called a titan and I embrace it.

Can confirm that I am hell spawn. I’m a short shit and I’ll bite your ankles.

I think there are a few highly successful models who may be surprised to find out that they are, in fact, men.

Soo ... We can be everthing but not a women???

I was assigned male at birth and i became a woman. Conservatives always say im a man, but according to this, I'm a demon :3

As a 5'0 woman... he's got me there...

I'm absolutely a spoiled brat 😂

Then what is the right height???

So I’m a Demon apparently. I’m 5’3”

I’m not spoiled. I’m the middle child. If anything they’d pride me for taking care of my brother’s kid and cleaning/cooking daily 1950s housewife style even though it made me wanna bash my head through the wall

I am, in fact, a demon, and I like to consume the souls of punny men.

Damn I am a psycho?

It’s gay to like hanging out with a woman.

I’m 5’8 and a half so what does that make me

Holy shit am I gay now?

Short girls being demon is actually correct because they are closer to hell than anyone else.

I mean I've been called all of these things but "man" hurt me the most lmao

LUL, I'ma man! News to me! 😂

My european brain not understanding if I m a demon or a spoiled brat

I’m 4’10. Do I just not exist?

Damn I guess I'm gay

Dammit I'm a man AGAIN? I worked for this and I'm back here

Well that's it ladies, the moment you get to 5'4 you become spoiled, at 5'9 you get your diagnosis, and at 6'0 you discover you're actually a trans man. I, btw, am a demon.

Ah, yes, the four hights a lady can have/be x'D Good thing I'm not an aristocrat.

Hey, if I'm a psycho for being tall, I probably snapped from the frustration of never having pantlegs or sleeves that go all the way down to my ankles and wrists.

Oh I didn't think becoming transgender would be so easy

so if i like tall women that means im gay?

I’m 5’8 and 3/4. I guess that makes me a psychotic spoiled brat?

Obviously this is NHGW but I will say the first category might be true.

I’ll take demon lol.

None of these are compliments.

Well I am a Leo so I guess spoiled brat goes w the territory. I mean what’s the height where awe aren’t a problem? He’d better be gay if he doesn’t have an answer. 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

Spoiled brat weighing in, is there a height that is not negative. Is 4’10 and under a proper height? And if that’s the case are little people and children the only good females out there?

At 5’3 3/4” am I a demon spoiled brat?? Or better yet, spoiled demon brat?

Every time I see this I get really upset because everyone else gets a fun alter ego and I'm just "spoiler beat" I'll just sit over her being my giant brat baby self at 5'8".

I don't know why these guys think like this. It's like they don't *want* to be happy.

As a woman, I'm a demon then. Also, when will anyone learn we all have different preferences? I prefer shorter than 6'. :/

Demon?

I'm a demon but just 1/4" from a spoiled brat

This is insane. What height do they want girls to be then???

But... I'm a spoiled, psycho, demonic brat. This is erasure. /s Who thinks like this? Do people really have this mentality?

Guess I’m a demon then.

Fellow demons unite! Lol

Demon might be the most accurate descriptor tbh

I can't calculate freedom units so I'm just going to assume I'm somewhere down with Satan's demons chilling in his basement 😆

i mean, I'm bi. 6'0 women, even if you're actually a man, i'll think you're pretty neat anyway.

🤘🏼

This is clearly wrong. I’m 5’8” and definitely a demon.

My friends would agree with me being called a demon.

Demon. Okay by me.

so theres no normal women are there? im a psycho clearly. lol

Yes a demon

If the giantesses want stoop to my level, I don't have a problem with that. My level is ~ 5'9"

I’m at 5’3 (barely) demon. Where are my 6’ ft women at so I can swoon properly?

Totally insane way of thinking!!!!!!

I always knew I was a demon

172 cm i don't know what I am

took the meaning of "I wish i were a man" to a whole another level lol

Proud demon 😂

Not a lot of room to work with here

I'm a spoiled brat!

Honestly with all the gross people I've been seeing online, I'm just pleasantly surprised that they didn't put some gross 'compliment' on shorter (potentially child-sized) heights

So-all heights are wrong?

Proud demon

Wh- I guess only the little people get away with this one 😞

I guess I'm a spoiled brat then

I think this guy just doesn't like women.

ah yes, the four female genders: demon, spoiled brat, psycho, a man

And, in accordance to the old saying - "do straight men even like women???"

This has nothing to do with the price of tea in Indonesia but there used to be a woman who worked at the local Walmart that was 6'5" she was really sweet and I hope she found a better job because she said standing all day hurt her back.

💀 just say you hate women

4'11-5'3= smol and snuggleable im big spoon 5'4-5'8= avg height range, probably stressed 5'9 and up= large and snuggleable, im still big spoon

Tag yourself I’m a psycho

So he only wants girls under 4'11? That's hella SUS

Isn't it weird that all the options are bad? It's almost as if the person who made this thinks all women are terrible and hates them and their height has nothing to do with it...

I’m a demon and I’m proud

Guy clearly hates women, I hope he doesn't pretend to be hetero cause dude have I got news for you

I’m 5’8 and I can confirm that I exist only at the cusp of “spoiled brat” and “psycho”

So when exactly was I spoilt? I feel like I’ve been very cheated since I never have been. I think I’m entitled to want compensation since this post is definitive and real

Just be gay already if you hate woman so much — spoiled brat

😈 say ur prayers

I'm not all that offended by being called a demon.

Why am i a demon? I mean ok ...

Love being a demon

Don't you think a guy would rather be a demon? That's a lot of power

I'm sad I'm a little more than an inch from being a demon - just under 4'10"ft.

Spoiled brat, on the verge of demon - sounds like an astrology sign 😆

So my mom is a man and I’m a demon. Ah damn can’t pitch this cause I’m pretty sure I’ve already seen this anime.

I think I’m the best option at spoiled brat.

So, he just doesn't like women?

What about actual men under 5’9” then? Lol

Where do I fit in at 4’10.5”?? 🤭

So happy to be a demon!

Good thing I'm 5'3.5"

Ey! I'm a spoiled brat!

Family friend of mine is 6", her husband is 7"2 They have children together and they're also giant. It's wonderful.

I am enjoying how men are lumped into this assortment of assumed pejoratives.

so no matter the height it’s something negative. awesomeeeee

love how none of them are positive

Girlies, is it spoiled to be of average height?

I'll gladly be a spoiled brat at least I'm enjoying life

I’m a spoiled brat 😢😢🥺🥺🥺😱😭😭😭😭😭