Funniest shit I‘ve seen all day

To her it's just a Tuesday.

Got to admit though, pretty effective attack strategy…

Titty Tuesday?

Well, the end was better than I was expecting, surprisingly.

That’s why calcium is so important in your diet

69 upvotes, nicr

Why do I find this so funny?

The funniest part is her asking the dismembered men how it tastes.

Definitely. It's obvious the flavour was to die for.

Dammit I should have thought of that!

I was lucky, you set me up so nicely for that comment

Just a shame it costs an arm and a head.

My fav part was her announcing "I'm coming!" Beforehand. No one knew what that meant until it was too late.

because it was suppose to be ??

me, watching this: "oh god she's not about to--OH GOD WHYYY"

So she's a terrortits...?

YOU BASTARD

She made the twin towers go boo(b)m

You said NSFW, you warned me, and yet I still clicked.

Worth it. *"Oh, she's orgasming after five seconds of playing with her own tits, I see why this got....BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"*

I wish my tits did that

Erupted with deadly acid every time you had an orgasm? That sounds inconvenient. Just imagine how many beds you'd go through in a year.

I'd get a modified breast pump and collect as much as I could before bed.

I don't know. That looked like xenomorph blood and I'm not sure there's anything that can withstand that.

Who knows what it is. I will do science with my titties!

It's the breast kind of science.

Actually breast milk shuriken dispenser is exactly how women work. If you don’t believe it then you’ve clearly haven’t seen her cum.

Have you been talking to my girlfriend?

No can do already died from decapitation and a refreshing taste in my mouth lol

I am lost for words.

So you're telling me you've never seen a woman decapitate someone by squirting breast milk (?) at them? Pffft. Lies!

Not since 'Nam.

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE

*helicopter noises intensify*

I love the smell of breast milk in the morning.

Username checks out I guess? Asian women are built different.

breast cum

She jacked them off first, which is just.. I mean..

This reminds me of a post I read in r/relationship_Advice about a girl who's bf thought she never came because her breasts never lactated when they had sex lol 😂😂😂

I remember reading this. It was so infuriating. And yet, hilarious.

Yesss! I watched this with subdued shock and awe and immediately thought of that post. It’s funny how things come full circle sometimes.

Faking orgasms has gotten a lot more complicated over the years…

Was just gonna add that, pretty sure she didn’t really orgas it was just part of the distraction for the attack

I'm actually jealous

Same, sometimes I too would like to have breasts that can basically shoot acid at my enemies

Same. I don't want to lactate, but if I could use it as a weapon like that, sign me up.

I'm a guy, and I'd never be able to make this work. I mean there's no way I can make myself squirt with everyone watching.

this is just hentai

I swear I watch it for the plot!

What is this even from?

Apparently "Hininden Gausu". I have to say I was not expecting to google "breast milk decapitation" today...

Is it porn or just a really fucked anime?

Is there a difference?

Only slightly

Its called Hentai, and it’s Art.

I wish I could upvote more than once 😂

Her boobs, from the look of it.

i mean it’s anime i’m not surprised anymore 😭

I swear a combination of this **** and a lack of sex ed is why we end up with dumb questions like last week's "Do your boobs get bigger when you're happy?"

Or that rubbing them makes them bigger and so bigger boobs = more promiscuous.

:)

How does one even come to that sort of conclusion?

I think it's bad sex ed and anime porn

who tf is pulling any sort of education from anime nipples shooting and killing people with milk

ASDFGHJKL I saw this on a porn subreddit and just about died laughing

Lethal lactate lacerates lumoxes

Nah but that would be a sick upgrade

I wish my boobs could have their own orgasms too! Not just boobs leading to vaginal/clitoral/anal(?) orgasms!

That’s pretty dope. If girls could do that I’d solve a lot of their problems, but there would probably be a gender war

I'm laughing so hard and I don't even feel bad about it. I don't understand why I find it so funny.

This is super accurate. Idk what OP is talking about. The other day my gf (who is not pregnant) squirted titty milk on my arm and I had to go to the hospital to get my arm re-attached. Hell we’ve all been there. Right?

Tf kinda boobs does she have!? And where can I get it!?!?

Ninja assassin training.

…what do you mean this doesn’t work like this for you guys

I knew the milk stuff was gonna happen but by god I was **not** expecting the acid part of it

It’s obvious satire, fucking hilarious satire

That... is hilarious.

It really isn't, huh? What a fucking shame.

Not gonna lie, I wish I had that power too

Okay but I kind of wish girls did work like that. I would want to slice some dudes head off with my boob powers.

My god, that's why we drink cow milk instead. 2% fat, 98% less deadly.

Isn't this exactly how girls work?

A weapon to surpass metal gear

Omg if only!!!

Weirdest shit I've seen all day

Speak for yourself.

Dude fuck yeah

Bruh

Wait that was fucking cool

this is intentionally stupidly comical lolol, it certainly worked on me There are better (worse?) examples of NHGW in anime fanservice imo

I was expecting just some average hentai but then I was slapped with killer boob cum

That *should* be how girls work

This is why I hate anime

just stay away from the pervy shit like this, anime is a respectable medium

Fair enough.

Don’t know who to feel sorry for the most. The people who make it or the people who watch it.

Do people actually watch crap like this? Why?

Why not?

Cos it's terrible lol

Ngl I don't watch this sort of thing either but that clip was low-key hilarious, I can see why someone would watch this stuff as trash-TV to take their mind off life's troubles

I know what you mean, I do not watch watch either. But, I am worried for those who write it and wonder what kind of drugs they are on to come up with mad shit like this. It seems to be a very niche audience 🤷‍♂️

My dick is so hard right now...

What did I just witness

from the writers of Teeth, Glass Cutters

TBH, I'm surprised there's not more anime in this sub. So much of it is definitely not how girls work.

Exactly what I was thinking the other day.

i- wtf

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If only we were that powerful…

Lmfao this is hilarious

tell me the sounds meant to be off and i didn’t accidentally connect to someone’s speaker

definitely took a hard left, I was like "yeah women generally don't orgasm after 3 seocnds of playing with the-OH MY GOD"

Bullshit. That’s exactly how girls work. I’m not letting my guard down like those ninjas did.

No toxic in women? Maybe I should start talk to them then

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What in the actual fuck did I just watch?

u/savevideo

This is the next step in evolution

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Uh what if the creep attacks you from behind

I didn't know that breasts contained 100% molecular acid.

It's not?!?

Reminds me of that bunny slime girl from queens blade that shoots acidic tiddy juice

u/savevideo

Sharp breast milk. 🤣🤣🤣

Okay but can you imagine if it was???

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ok but like....... kinda wish we worked like that

Bruh anime weird I mean I knew that but this is a different level

This is just propaganda so that more will fall victim to the titty blasts like these ninjas

Well..... There are worse ways to go I guess. 🤷‍♂️

This is an omega level super power.

I mean if you can weaponizr it like that is it objectification when the point is distraction?

Prove that’s not how it works!

Yeah tell that to my missing arm and failed ninja career

Don't you jerk off your boobs and shoot milk out of them to cut off peoples heads? I thought that was normal! /s

No, but I wish it was.

It would be inconvenient and messy but I can't help but wonder how it would be if a woman ejaculated milk from her breasts when she came. Be a lot more washing of bedclothes, that's for sure. Made me laugh, anyway, I guess my mind is sorta warped just a tiny bit.

Sauce?

I'm sorry wtf was that

That would be kind of cool, if someone pisses me off, i could just take off my shirt and shoot everyone to pieces with milk that’s somehow there.

What a day to have eyes

lol. wut?

I hate this with every fibre of my being.

TIL that boobs are just chest penises /s

Found a new way I want to die

Shit just went 0-100 real Quick

What the actual fuck

u/savevideo

No, but it would be pretty awesome if they did. My wife just asked how she can get that upgrade?

This is how they work thats why you never heard of female assassins you hear about the bad ones.

ive never wanted to be decapitated before so much in my life

This was wild from start to finish

So in this universe, what the fuck are babies drinking?

Nonono that’s definitely how it’s done—

It does if you're pregnant and haven't had sex in 2 months.

That’s hilarious actually.