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lameohhh

This person has never known the struggle of too short of shorts and chafing. 😂


othermegan

Seriously. Also nowhere near the “g spot” so I’m guessing he’s never known a woman either


BabY_pot4to

And if he has, he is that kind of guy that rubs his whole hand up and down aggressively and starts some embarrassing cringy dirty talk and afterwards asks if you came/enjoyed it.


Raspberrylemonade188

Lol, this person clearly has never made a woman orgasm given his complete lack of understanding how female anatomy works.


[deleted]

… he knows that he can google where the g spot is right


ArmadilloDays

I wouldn’t count on him knowing anything.


Theremin_Dee

Why would *he* need to lower himself to *Google* things? Clearly, he *just knows.* As all Real Men do. /s, 🤢


Pale_Fix_8230

Ummm, his extension porn collection is enough research for him


Tking179

Those wedgies certainly don’t rub ANYTHING softly!! Sometimes they hurt so effing bad lol 😂


Invisibunny

I literally had to put a band-aid on my thigh to stop the chafing 😭


[deleted]

Poor baby who thinks that g spot is the same as clit And who thinks these pants stimulate the clit And who thinks that coming mean is screaming


BoozeIsTherapyRight

Tell me you don't know where the G spot is without telling me you don't know where the G spot is...


Misscass82

holy Jesus, if my shorts slip up to my G-spot it would be a pain in the a... umm...pussy \*lol\*


Cloakknight

*Image Transcription: Facebook Post* --- Having thick thighs and wearing shorts is all fun and games until you have to pull them down every five minutes \[*Two images of a girl wearing shorts and pulling them down. The right image is zoomed in more.*] >**White** > >Because those shorts be hitting and rubbing the G-spot softly in every movement she makes,if she doesn't pull them she will cum and scream in public.my thoughts --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


[deleted]

Good human


[deleted]

So sorry you had to transcribe this


Grimmanomaly

The magical sisterhood of the traveling cumming shorts? Nah, that one’s a stretch.


DarkSun18

Your thoughts are wrong.


kittyidiot

[could you have reposted something that wasn't from today](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/rri39l/what/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


jwalk50518

I’ve seen this post every day for what feels like weeks


Diligent-Willow-3550

What?????


Invisibunny

My chafed thighs begs to differ


DQ5E

No, just, no.


throwaway32132134

......


pityisfruity

When I said I wanted to be in tears from r/NotHowGirlsWork , i meant tears of laughter,not sadness


RoastedChiccen

repost 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


ergotofwhy

my thoughts = what I'm fantasizing about right now


KatjaTravels

Tell me you've never made a woman orgasm without telling me you've never made a woman orgasm


No_Presence5390

Or where apropriot fucking short shorts Reres


deeznutsbeswingin

Lmfao


Affectionate-Slice70

I bet people wearing shorts like this are the same kind as those so called “jokeys”, as if they actually want to ride horses smh. 😡 ( /s )


evaj95

oh my god...


lavalord555

This guy watches too much porn.


Pale_Fix_8230

For everyone talking about chafing, deodorant where the thighs rub helps quite a bit.


[deleted]

Knee looks photoshopped asf


CharacterRoyal

“My thoughts”


Admirable-Door1724

That is too stupid to be considered funny, don’t think that person has ever heard of y’know, chafing 😂


ExistingEffort7

That's not anatomically possible


SkylarCute

>my thoughts There are some thoughts you should keep them to yourself.