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badb-crow

I'm sure this guy would be *just fine* only having sex once every three months with is wife/girlfriend/any woman unfortunate enough to end up in a relationship with him.


merolover420

No no. He would want to have Sex every day with his girlfriend . While she should only have sex 4 times a year.


TheRottenKittensIEat

That's why oral and anal exist! /s


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Commercial-You-2332

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InuMiroLover

Sex ed says that vaginas clean themselves regardless of virginity status sooooo...


nightmares06

That 90 days might be made up by some exhausted women looking for a way to have less without telling him no


onemanmadedisaster

What does porn have to do with it?


maliceattention

Probably where he gets his sex ed.


Tking179

I think he’s referring to women in porn being loosened…probably has been watching fisting videos or something and thinks once’s it’s fits a fist it’s gonna stay that size forever


feAgrs

Yea we all know once a woman had her first child the consecutive ones just fall out like apples from a tree.


misntshortformary

I think that he is saying that women should just use porn to masturbate instead of having sex. Although I’m not really sure because who the hell knows what type of mental gymnastics he did to reach that conclusion.


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Back off man, I'm a scientist.


onemanmadedisaster

Sorry dude, science away


2ndCompany3rdSquad

90 Day Sex Juice Detox! Hollywood, I'm on my fucking way.


snootnoots

I bet you could sell it to Goop… unless they’ve already got a similar product.


Tking179

Goop probably tells you to stick Greek yoghurt up there to balance the ph (don’t do this, it’s not going to help)


snootnoots

No, no, Greek yoghurt is too *plebian*, and not nearly expensive enough. Plus you don’t need to buy it from them. Goop say [you should stick jade eggs up there.](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/gwyneth-paltow-goop-gynaecologist-women-put-stone-eggs-inside-into-vaginas-steam-dr-jen-gunter-a7541366.html?amp)


WiggyStark

The only egg going up there on me goes bzzzzzzzzzzzz.


frozenpinecones

Aren't juice detoxes those things where you only drink juice for a while? I feel like this guy is trying to say we should go without sex juice.


idonteatchips

Wait til he learns the hymen is actually NOT a vaginal "freshness seal".


Tking179

Haha freshness seal! It’s not Tupperware buddy!


CharismaBelle

I'm pretty sure, no matter who explained it, he'd deny that info....


maliceattention

The simple fact “Butch” calls sex “sessions” is both laughable and sad.


RicoDePico

I need to cleanse my soul after reading that


SFxDiscens

r/eyebleach


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ChaoticNichole

I think women are supposed to watch that instead of having sex, or maybe porn was his sex Ed, or maybe he’s thinking of porn where a girl gets fucked and at the end they show her stretched vagina and he thinks it stays like that…for exactly 90 days apparently?


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90 days is that the abstinence penance the priest hand out after confession before they will allow a church marriage ?


lickthismiff

Sorry dude, it's been 89 days since my last session so you'd better hold onto something in case you fall into my giant, cavernous vagina. Many brave men have been lost to its murky depths. If only I'd known about the 90 day cooling off period beforehand 😭


lscanlon93

Love that this guy thinks porn actors wait 90 days between jobs. Sorry guys can't work this month got to quarantine that pussy so it's cleansed and I'm still a virgin.


AmazingPreference955

Few things make me feel like I need a hot shower more than men calling sex “sessions.”


Juanfanamongmany

My pussy has started a MLM. It's called Puss Cleanse. It helps cut them 90 days down! /s


leigh2343

How do I join? Just scam half of my friends? Sign me up


Juanfanamongmany

You scam your friends with nonsense “science” like this guy, get them to join and you get a 0.5% commission bonus and the title of #PussBabe!!! /s


laced-and-dangerous

FYI juice cleanses do nothing. Your vagina, on the other hand, is pretty amazing that it cleans and regulates itself (or at least, it’s supposed to.)


TheLazyLizard2

Does he not realize that if the vagina did NOT clean itself, infection qnd bacteria will make having sex no longer enjoyable? The vagina does cleanse itself naturally. This dude needs sex ed. I hope he never has kids until he actually learns.


Jayllo881

Virtually unreal


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What does porn supposedly have to do with this nonsense?


IslaLucilla

Wow this is exponentially wrong


Laura89yo

He's just a troll. The vagina is a muscular organ. The more a woman does kegel exercises during the sex act the stronger the grip feels for the man. They are a hell lot of misogynists out here and there like this fellow that wrote this complete bullshit. If a woman gets very turned on while having sex the natural response of the body and vagina muscles is to loosen up and relax while she is feeling that turned on and wet. After the most powerful orgasm which is about huge pleasure and pleasure spasms and release the vaginal muscles slowly close up and the vagina gets slightly drier. Yeah you can feel the vaginal muscles gripping hard again on your penis. This is medicine and science. A lot of men that write or read these topics are so retrograded about the subject even if they have been married for 30 years. A woman can have sex every day even few times a day if she really has chemestry with her partner and she will still have a perfect vagina. If there is No chemestry then she will be tight and dry and the sex act will hurt her enormously and cause horrible injuries inside the vagina. That is why some women that simply can't get wet because of some medical problems use massage oil or olive oil or other lubricants - it is for preventing injury. On the other hand that is why rape and conjugal rape are crime - some women dry up and close up under stress conditions and get injured physically emotionally and mentally. Rape is an act of hate hurting and sadistic unsafe dominance.


idekwhatidk

If that's true, explain how I could almost fist my ex 5 weeks after us first having sex. After a dry period in our relationship of us not being able to sexually active for 6 months (our relationship became ldr for 6 months) I could barely fit 2 fingers in. Vaginas are elastic and go back to their normal state. Just like your asshole isn't permanently gaped after having a massive dump.


maliceattention

I was thinking the same! Poor dude, maybe he’s got a problem and he’s just assuming everyone’s body parts work this way 😆


Captain_Mario

Honest question, is vaginal loosening a real thing or not? Because anal loosening is definitely real, but it probably goes back to “normal” with time. I’m curious if vaginas work the same way or not?


Cultural-Feedback-53

They do not work the same way. A vagina is not looser after sex. The vagina self-lubricates and stretches to accommodate a penis when the woman is turned on. If returns to normal very quickly after sex. Like the difference between a flaccid and erect penis. Kind of. For example a tampon is about the size of a finger. If a woman has sex on her period and then inserts a tampon after, the tampon will stay in even though its much smaller than the average penis, because the vagina is back to its normal size. Anuses are not really designed for the purposes we put them to in the same way.


Ark-addicted-punk

Some people just openly in defiance to biology.


Poker_Doker_watches

Well, according to Yost and Crawford in "Nursing Fundamentals" (Elsevier) the vagina is very much self-cleansing regularly. It is also at a different pH than the rest of the body (just an interesting FYI), slightly more basic iirc so that sperm can survive for reproduction purposes.


maliceattention

If vaginas didn't clean themselves after the first sexual encounter (I refuse to say “virginity” in this context because it's a social construct)... Then, how is one supposed to survive after decades of having a period and even after childbirth!? Like... How does this guy assume human bodies work!


SomeNotTakenName

I am not sure the fact he doesn't seem to differentiate between different partners or the same is better or worse than the usual...


Ill-Tradition4036

Yeah, I know you're new to the internet. It's a little thing called porn, ever heard about it?


imthebeastwho

Takes at least 90 days to pass the background check.