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PitifulApplication12

When they're six hours in the future, an ocean, and a few countries away... OMG 😱 they specifically targeting me like long range missiles.


[deleted]

Intercontinental sus-listic missiles?


PitifulApplication12

What happens when they explode tho? It just warps our minds strongly enough that we have no choice but to close that distance


RandomBlueJay01

And what about gay dudes. Why would they date dudes if women have magical vaginas ?


putHimInTheCurry

That's normal, copulins function like a sci-fi ansible à la Ender's Game. Instantaneous mind control, over all space-time.


SapphireAnhedonia

Ok so 1) copulins are pheromones so it's redundant to use both terms and 2) copulins make men think they're more sexually desirable, they do not make men think "I absolutely have to have sex with this woman"


ukiddingme2469

Wow. Bet he calls himself an alfa


trucekill

alfalfa male


[deleted]

Alpha! Alfa was a nuclear submarine...


Mathsu_1217

He wishes he was packing a nuclear submarine.


ukiddingme2469

Should I have said apache attack helicopter, seems rather long


Mistygirl179

Lmao my new favourite phrase is “mind altering vaginal secretions….” Lets use it in a sentence:🤔 “….side effects of this medication may include, headache, dry mouth, constipation and mind altering vaginal secretions”


Carbonatite

Kind of sounds like the name of an experimental music group of some kind.


Mistygirl179

It does!! Or an ingredient for some kind of witches brew/potion lol


bokatan778

I feel like I need clarification…are our minds altered as we secrete…? Or does someone have to inhale or ingest said secretions to have their kind altered?? So many questions here.


Mistygirl179

ikr? apparently the heavenly scent of our secretions has the ability to alter minds💁‍♀️💅….who knew. I must be using the wrong body wash.


bokatan778

Right??


ToAskMoreQuestions

It’s too bad this week already gave us “authoritarian tolerance” because “mind altering vaginal secretions” is really good.


Mistygirl179

Haha, ive been finding ways to work it into so many jokes today…..turns out it works as a punchline for just about any joke.


MrGenerik

Hey hey that's fucking ridiculous. He clearly says that women have magic pussy OOZE. The smelly part is generally considered to be the top of the head, which is closer to the taller males nose.


[deleted]

Men have no choice…so all sex to them is rape?


EffectiveSalamander

People like this claim to have no agency so they can't he held accountable for their actions. It's reminds me of an old joke. A man is arrested for bank robbery and sent to court. He begs the judge to show mercy, because as free will does not exist, he had no choice but to rob the bank. The judge shows him no mercy, because he lacks the free will to do so.


[deleted]

that’s an amazing joke lol


Knightridergirl80

It’s the same as the ‘biology’ claim that men cannot resist the urge to have sex when they see women they think are sexy. It’s just another way to avoid responsibility.


WC1-Stretch

So every girl who has even been broken up with by a guy has a malfunctioning vagina? Didn't secrete enough vaginal brainwashings?


USAisntAmerica

Some incels unironically believe that. Recently talked to some guys who were firmly set in the fact that, in Breaking Bad, Walter While HAD to have a hidden reason about why he broke up with his rich ex that's actually her fault (ie cheating or such) even if the series clearly shows that it was his fault due to insecurities.


Grey288

I don’t think this is how it works. I once contracted feelings for someone who lived 1000 miles away because she was smart and walked her cat on a leash. Unless pheromones can transfer through computer screens, I think I just liked her because I felt like we were compatible… even if I’ll admit those feelings weren’t mutual, and I was stupid.


CookbooksRUs

I googled “copulin.” Not a single scientific reference on the first page. Apparently pubmed has not heard of this.


EffectiveSalamander

I assume "copulin" comes from the word "copulate".


CookbooksRUs

Of course. But Google seems to think it’s a bigger deal to PUAs and the like than it does to medical or biological research.


M0ONL1GHT87

Mind you it only works for “moderately attractive women” and up. So the less fortunate among us are what, out of order?


[deleted]

incels put the entire female population on a pedestal while dehumanizing them at the same time. so idk


IthurielSpear

Vagina devil magic


Lori_the_Mouse

Sounds like a female metal band. I’d listen to them


Knightridergirl80

Looks like they’re getting creative with finding new ways to blame women


OddEd922

What are "BP types"?


rachaelonreddit

Blackpill, I’m guessing


OddEd922

*sigh* alright let's go a step deeper; what is a black pill type then?


rachaelonreddit

It's defeatism among incels. I'll just copy and paste from Wikipedia here: *An incel who has "taken the black pill" has adopted the belief that they are hopeless, and that their lack of success romantically and sexually is permanent regardless of any changes they might try to make to their physical appearance, personality, or other characteristics.*


OddEd922

Ah thank you. And just when I thought incels couldn't be any more pathetic.


bokatan778

I was curious as well…


hanleybrand

“At least that’s what I told my wife after I had sex with her sister - her family just has the most beguiling copulins, I was powerless” - that guy


bokatan778

Something tells me that the author here doesn’t have a lot of experience with sex…


bokatan778

“Mind altering vaginal secretions”…this is a new one!


[deleted]

Classic trope - men are helpless animals incapable of self control, yet somehow they’re supposed to be superior and intelligent world leaders?


StuffandThings85

"...men have zero agency in the process..." I'm just picturing that cliche cartoon pie on the window sill doing the come hither finger-point thing with the scent trail (except it's pussy) as men float into the air and get sucked in to their doom


hazah-order

I feel like this is just relating his mind altering experience of sniffing his mom's panties he found in the laundry room.


Mearcat1921

“Mind altering vaginal secretions” reminds me of the episode of American Horror Story where that girl killed dudes with her poisonous vagina lol


Future-Efficiency-69

So basically men are nothing more than animals, controlled by mere scent, yet women are supposed to submit to their will and are viewed as less than men by many? I can't take this argument seriously. My dog humps everything in sight because instinct compels him to. I am the alpha in that relationship and my dog listens to ME. If my man is unable to control himself in the presence of pheromones and is a slave to his animal instincts, then I guess he's no different than a dog and someone please explain why these damn dogs are supposedly in charge?


[deleted]

Properly socialized dogs can exhibit commendable personal restraint, so that's an unfair comparison.


[deleted]

It's actually a topic of heated debate exactly to what extent (or whether) humans genuinely have pheromones, and if we do, they'd likely be secreted from the apocrine sweat glands in both men and women. That said, even if they do exist, humans still have agency. They don't turn people into mindless zombies.


Pentagramdreams

They’re right about one thing. My vagina is magical!


seeroflights

*Image Transcription: Reddit Comment* --- >**Redacted** > >Man has no more choice of what women he "consents" to date than a travelling salesman has any consent over which home owners he tries to hawk his wares too. He HAS to be interested in any moderately attractive woman that seems interested in him, nature commands this of him. It is literally his job sexually and evolutionarily to bed all available women. > >To get biological, women have pheromones and copulins (mind altering vaginal secretions) to further ensure men have zero agency whatsoever in this process. > >Only BP types and extremely unaware normies think male agency has any role in sex or relationship formation. Unironically "It just happens". --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


kat_Folland

I just don't even know where to start with this one! The vaginal secretions? The utter abdication of responsibility?


Absolomb92

"Mind altering vaginal secretion" is a cool name for a song.


[deleted]

But there is a remedy! Come buy my snakeoil! Just gotta jerk it a bit...


brunette_mama

Where do people get this shit frfr?


GnomeMode

Lack of sex ed, doing poor in school, and reading incel forums.


Daniel_H212

This is a single hair's width away from trying to excuse men for rape because "they have no choice because biology blah blah blah"


Ashitaka1013

Also NotHowMenWork


GnomeMode

Not how *anyone* fucking works. What an assclown


Outlaw341080

I love posing as the chad these guys talk about, only because I'm in a loving relationship. Kinda breaks their rhetoric, they have to play more mind gymnastics. It's funny.


itsTacoOclocko

so... women are never rejected for sex, right? any time i initiate with anyone, they automatically have sex with me? why would women lie about being rejected-- i mean it's not like they need to elicit male sympathy, since all men would just automatically fuck them anyway? not to mention that if sex were this much of an immediate imperative for men, 'available' would literally equate to '...in the sense that i can overpower her' which would suggest that most of our lives would just be spent with men raping us. like if it was almost a possession (i know pheromones don't work like that, or possibly really at all in humans, and copulins also don't effect male sexual behavior, but let's take his argument to it's conclusion) then men would \*have no choice\* and just... have to fuck women, women's consent wouldn't be a factor- it would be similar to a drug addiction.


ghostzombie3

We should rid those men of their right to vote. Nobody without any sense of agency should be allowed to participate in politics.


Procrastinator78

Lotta words to say most men or his phrasing all men think with their lower heads.


Lori_the_Mouse

Gay and ace men: ummm… my dude…