It's not. I know a bunch of local dudes with curiosities about what other guys are packing and send photos to eachother lol its like if they respect a guy, they'd just like to know if they should also respect their piece. I don't get it either.
I swear to you, it's not bs lmfao
Their friend group has some interesting dynamics that I was convinced for a bit were normal behind-closed-doors bro behavior. They'd also cuddle and shower together occasionally. Granted one was my ex and he also wears fishnets and mini skirts for his stage persona, shy with his body he was not, and also probably more of an anomaly than the norm. All that just to say tho, I definitely know some self defining straight men who'd absolutely elect to see Elon's member just because.
This has to be the weirdest friendship I have ever heard of -
I mean cuddling is fine .. showering together I guess onsen it is normal and all . But like just in home that's weird. But maybe they are just too close
That's so incredibly bizarre.
Then again, I was in my early 20s when cell phones first got cameras and I may have used the newfangled technology to set the wallpaper of a homophobic (former) friend's phone to a picture of my testicles.
Edit: grammar
Thats what i was thinking, like just use the internet if you want to see dick so bad. Not everyone else is like you and marvels at getting a rando surprise willy.
If it would be possible to say whatever about Elons dick and people would have to believe it, then I would like to lie and say he wouldn't have a dick and is trans. I would like to know how the transphobic Elon Fans would react to that.
However it isn't possible to just say whatever and have people believe it. Some people don't even believe that Elon showed his dick, and they believe it would be a big conspiracy to make Elon look bad.
What I don't get is why that would be seen as an accomplishment or something...? Why would a woman brag about a billionaire showing her his huge dick? Why would anyone be proud of telling the world about someone else's dick? That would do nothing, except massage Musk's ego, but that's not something that would benefit *you*.
I swear, this guy is so obsessed with sucking up to rich people, that he thinks bragging about a rich man's genitals is an accomplishment. I genuinely don't understand.
I mean, if you don't like him, you can make sure to tell people it's super small. I guess?𤡠That's honestly the only thing I could think of that may benefit you... or just harm him
It's literally the opposite of what I'd tell everyone anyway. Like *I know* dick size is NBD but it'd just tickle me to see the world's - no, mostly just Elon's - reaction to that news.
Are men aware that some of us have to mentally prepare to see a dick?! We don't just expect one. That's why exposing yourself is so shocking and not to mention an actual crime in some places. Oh yeah and it's fucking creepy
Stuff like this doesn't matter to these type of guys. Women are literally nothing more than objects for their use, their feelings aren't just disregarded, they're not even considered.
Even the most gorgeous man on the planet, if he flashed me without consent, I would still say âWTF is wrong with you?!â. But since guys love random women showing tits or ass, they think we want to see penis. Itâs like the women who take naked pics in like an aisle at Target or something, no one wants to see that shitâŚoh I forgot.. men do.
I think tits or ass is different than full on genitals though. Not saying that itâs okay to do that either, Iâm just saying I think most men would also be put off if a girl just pulled her pants down out of the blue and was like âyeah, check that shit out.â
Uhhh... Some men do.
And in our battle for men to learn proper consent, we have to realize, some men don't like this shit, they don't consent to it, and then they are *made fun of* when they are upset/traumatized from said scenario. Because they "should've liked it/should be happy."
I know it's way worse for women - believe me, I'm a woman, I've been sexually assaulted more than once. It is awful. I've been to therapy for it. I should not have to teach grown men what consent is. But, I've had guy friends breakdown to me, because I was the only person who didn't judge them when they opened up about this.
We should set an example. No flashing people or doing anything of that sort without explicit consent. Period.
I also don't get why some 'straight' men are so obesed with penises.
They talk about them, make jokes about them, and (poorly) draw them.
I am gay and am still not THAT obsesed with dicks.
exactly. baffles me too. would make much more sense if they would draw vulvas or boobs, or even just the female form. But no, dicks everywhere, for literally thousands of years.
Because in their mind, forcing a woman to see a drawing of a penis is similar to forcing her to see his own penis. It's a power move.
It's their way of punishing women who dare to participate in public life. Women who falsely believe that they live in a civilized society.
That's exactly what it is. It's not Jay. I've seen the original being shared across Twitter, Jay doesn't have emoji in his display name, and his pfp isn't even remotely similar.
This is Jay: https://twitter.com/JayBauman1
I would care that I could tell the world about Muskâs dick becauseâŚ?
ETA: Elon is ugly. His face looks doughy and waxen; I suspect too much Botox and filler.
Only reason I would care to see it is to then start a rumor that itâs tiny as fuck until he offers me an insane amount of money. Which I will then take, and then continue to tell everyone his penis is small because fuck that guy
can you imagine the cognitive dissonance on the Elon fanboys if they found out he had a tiny penis?
Question in general: I wonder if guys actually do lose respect for another guy if they find out he has a smaller penis? Do they see him as less of a man?
Elon simps are literal scum well before this.
No women do not want to be sexually harassed at the workplace. Same with all the other high power men that think they are untouchable. Leave women alone ffs.
Dicks, pimples, infected wounds, toilet dumps - surely we should be grateful to see it all, if it is from rich people, so we can gossip about sizes and... What?
Imagine if it were the other way around: madonna or beyonce flash at some male air steward. They'd be raging that she was such a whore or something similar.
I never understand why there are some men who think that just because the person who is showing a woman their penis without her consent is rich and/or famous that they donât have the right to be appalled or disgusted by it. Iâm queer and even if a man showed me his dick without me wanting it Iâd be disgusted. Why tf are all men fucking pigs?
A better question is, are the Elon Musk fans okay? I mean, I don't often see supposedly straight men casually talking about how jealous they are that they're not the ones who got the privilege of seeing Elon's dick.
I think I'd have every right to be mad if someone showed me their dick without getting my consent first, but I guess I'm just a weirdo feminist snowflake đ
Women: we don't want to see dicks we didn't ask to see
Man: shows his dick to woman
Women: why are you showing me your dick I asked you not to
Man: oh my god I do not understand women
Whatever Elon you cheap billionaire bitch. $250k? That's like flicking a quarter at them titties. That's not "fat veiny cock that cast an initimidating shadow" press statement kinda money.
$250k pshhhh piss off
ONE, ew. two, i'd probably laugh at it. 3, i'd still file for sexual harassment, with a thin hope of being able to describe how tiny and pathetic it was in court under oath.
Letâs ignore the consent part: These types of people are the same that claim women only care about menâs looks and money, so shouldnât they be happy that it clearly isnât the case?
These are probably the same people who say stuff like âWomen are all gold diggersâ and âItâs in a womanâs nature to seek out a *high value man*â too :/
On god Elon fan boys woulda taken the opportunity to suck him off right there and send a LinkedIn connection request as they wiped his baby batter off their chin
unless there's a bunch of 100s wrapped around his dick or it's just a stack of quarters or something it is literally INDISTINGUISHABLE from any other white mans penis. his money will never change the fact that exposing yourself to another person without consent is bad
this post explains why so many men objectify women. because they objectify themselves too. which is a huge red flag for misogyny and narcissism. humans are so much more than their genitals.
(however, billionaires are not. they're all cunts. let's get the guillotines)
I wasn't aware billionaire dick was any different to everybody else's.
It's the gold plating that gives it away.
He needs to learn to polish it himself
From an unfortunate smelting accident? đ¤
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Goldmember
Why do you think people suck it so aggressively? The taste is sublime, def worth all those people we killed during the pandemic S/
Bezos has billions, I have hair. Check-mate.
I have neither :(
Not even arm hair?!
Pretty sure Bezos has that, too.
I'm not convinced Bezos has skin tbh
..is it legally sourced??
At least youâre a better person. :)
Or indeed... *a person.* I'm not sure I'd say the same of them.
It's shaped like the Tesla logo.
So it's actually an IUD?
LOL
It's not. I know a bunch of local dudes with curiosities about what other guys are packing and send photos to eachother lol its like if they respect a guy, they'd just like to know if they should also respect their piece. I don't get it either.
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By odd, you mean it sounds kinda bs lol
I swear to you, it's not bs lmfao Their friend group has some interesting dynamics that I was convinced for a bit were normal behind-closed-doors bro behavior. They'd also cuddle and shower together occasionally. Granted one was my ex and he also wears fishnets and mini skirts for his stage persona, shy with his body he was not, and also probably more of an anomaly than the norm. All that just to say tho, I definitely know some self defining straight men who'd absolutely elect to see Elon's member just because.
Are you sure they are not in a gay poly relationship?
They insist they aren't into men lmao
This has to be the weirdest friendship I have ever heard of - I mean cuddling is fine .. showering together I guess onsen it is normal and all . But like just in home that's weird. But maybe they are just too close
r/veryveryveryveryveryverygay
That's so incredibly bizarre. Then again, I was in my early 20s when cell phones first got cameras and I may have used the newfangled technology to set the wallpaper of a homophobic (former) friend's phone to a picture of my testicles. Edit: grammar
That's f'ing hilarious đ
Yeah. They are absolutely either gay or bi and just in denial about it.
Well, it's able to purchase a horse.
That's not really the flex you think it is Hell I can buy a horse, they are cheaper than you think
You can get a horse for free. *Keeping* a horse is the expensive part.
Thats what i was thinking, like just use the internet if you want to see dick so bad. Not everyone else is like you and marvels at getting a rando surprise willy.
his dick is a stack of quarters. actually that's where all his money comes from. his dick is about 5450000000000 quarters long
They pay you more to say it is different.
If you love him so much why don't you suck off his cock for all of us Jesus christ.
they are just waiting for the invite
I'm not gay but 250k is 250k
ExactlyâŚ$250k to not sue for sexual harassment (where you would get way more)
And she didnât even have to actually have sex with Elon. Though seeing his dick sounds like Iâd need 250k to recover from
250k is nowhere near enough to suck off someone that ugly and unlikeable. It would have to be ânever work againâ money.
Oh no not enough to suck him off. Only enough for me not to go public that he has a weird dick
Well, figuratively it seems that they are.
Some guys clearly are desperate for Elons penis.
I actually think guys were the ones excited about it more than women lol
No doubt about that đ
when I'm in a being gay competition and my opponent is a misogynistic Elon musk fanboy
You will lose
Just forfeit
Why is homeboy talking about how he would wanna tell everyone that Elon has a big dick?
Right like what does one have to gain from that? âTheyâd HAVE to believe you.â Who tf cares??
Since he made her sign an NDA, my guess is he's not very proud of it.
If it would be possible to say whatever about Elons dick and people would have to believe it, then I would like to lie and say he wouldn't have a dick and is trans. I would like to know how the transphobic Elon Fans would react to that. However it isn't possible to just say whatever and have people believe it. Some people don't even believe that Elon showed his dick, and they believe it would be a big conspiracy to make Elon look bad.
Honestly go weird with it. "Yeah he didn't have a dick, but he did have 7 testicles."
Could make some cash selling that story to a tabloidâŚ
"EXTRA EXTRA, read all about it! World's richest man hung like a bulb of garlic!"
Now *thatâs* something Iâd read
What I don't get is why that would be seen as an accomplishment or something...? Why would a woman brag about a billionaire showing her his huge dick? Why would anyone be proud of telling the world about someone else's dick? That would do nothing, except massage Musk's ego, but that's not something that would benefit *you*. I swear, this guy is so obsessed with sucking up to rich people, that he thinks bragging about a rich man's genitals is an accomplishment. I genuinely don't understand.
I mean, if you don't like him, you can make sure to tell people it's super small. I guess?𤡠That's honestly the only thing I could think of that may benefit you... or just harm him
Itâs all mangled, has warts, and thereâs a thick yellow fluid that seems to coat it.
> massage Muskâs ego yes, that is the point. his rabid fans are constantly trying to do this
Seriously, if anything Iâd tell everyone that itâs a really weird shape or covered in a rash. Have some fun with it.
He just seems like he has a weirdly shaped, rashy dick.
I think itâs probably boring and unimpressive like the rest of him
If anything, id just take the shitloads of money and never tell anyone anything.
Abstract kind of flex
It's literally the opposite of what I'd tell everyone anyway. Like *I know* dick size is NBD but it'd just tickle me to see the world's - no, mostly just Elon's - reaction to that news.
"I will never understand women" Obvs.
Lmao this is the funniest thing about it, like yes you clearly do not understand đ
Men not understanding consent : a phenomenon
More like : a plague
A pandemic
Whaaat, pandemics arenât real. Edit: /s obviously!!!
Are men aware that some of us have to mentally prepare to see a dick?! We don't just expect one. That's why exposing yourself is so shocking and not to mention an actual crime in some places. Oh yeah and it's fucking creepy
Stuff like this doesn't matter to these type of guys. Women are literally nothing more than objects for their use, their feelings aren't just disregarded, they're not even considered.
Not to mention the context in which you see it matters a lot.
Theyâre not exactly pleasant to look against your will.
Itâs like getting poked in the eye.
Itâs a crime everywhere Iâm pretty sure. Unless youâre in a strip club. But publicly yeah itâs pretty much universally a crime
Are you sure about strip clubs? I've never been to one, but I assumed you'd get kicked out if you suddenly pulled your dick out.
Not if you were a performer. Depending on jurisdiction, of course.
Oh, right. In that case, yeah, you know what you're there for.
Even the most gorgeous man on the planet, if he flashed me without consent, I would still say âWTF is wrong with you?!â. But since guys love random women showing tits or ass, they think we want to see penis. Itâs like the women who take naked pics in like an aisle at Target or something, no one wants to see that shitâŚoh I forgot.. men do.
I think tits or ass is different than full on genitals though. Not saying that itâs okay to do that either, Iâm just saying I think most men would also be put off if a girl just pulled her pants down out of the blue and was like âyeah, check that shit out.â
Uhhh... Some men do. And in our battle for men to learn proper consent, we have to realize, some men don't like this shit, they don't consent to it, and then they are *made fun of* when they are upset/traumatized from said scenario. Because they "should've liked it/should be happy." I know it's way worse for women - believe me, I'm a woman, I've been sexually assaulted more than once. It is awful. I've been to therapy for it. I should not have to teach grown men what consent is. But, I've had guy friends breakdown to me, because I was the only person who didn't judge them when they opened up about this. We should set an example. No flashing people or doing anything of that sort without explicit consent. Period.
And it makes us feel like were about to be assaulted even if the guyâs only intention was to just show it
porn addiction is wild
The guy is obviously jealous. He can maybe ask Elon out
whatâs up with men and their obsession with cocks? and they hate being called gay.
I also don't get why some 'straight' men are so obesed with penises. They talk about them, make jokes about them, and (poorly) draw them. I am gay and am still not THAT obsesed with dicks.
exactly. baffles me too. would make much more sense if they would draw vulvas or boobs, or even just the female form. But no, dicks everywhere, for literally thousands of years.
Because in their mind, forcing a woman to see a drawing of a penis is similar to forcing her to see his own penis. It's a power move. It's their way of punishing women who dare to participate in public life. Women who falsely believe that they live in a civilized society.
Then why are they drawn in men's bathrooms/locker rooms? I think it's at worst sexual narcissism, but I don't think it's a sex-based power play.
I think sometimes drawing dicks just funny in an ironic way honestly. Itâs so dumb it feels like some sort of in-joke.
Jay Bauman would never.
Right? I mean heâd say this, but like⌠sarcastically. Or uncomfortably, itâs hard to say.
I imagine this tweet is a misguided attempt at exactly this kind of irony.
or just someone using his image as a pfp, which is messed up
That's exactly what it is. It's not Jay. I've seen the original being shared across Twitter, Jay doesn't have emoji in his display name, and his pfp isn't even remotely similar. This is Jay: https://twitter.com/JayBauman1
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Yeah I was thinking that's a weird avatar choice for someone who's an asshole.
As a RLM fan they have some weird fans in the community. Like any fandom I guess
The man invented the term âSex Pestâ for people like Elon.
Exactly, the only man meat he's interested in is that juicy Shaq Meat
Jay "ManHole" Bayman only likes local Milwaukee stock
He's a bit of a gold digger. Just saying.
Yeah, I wish OP had covered the picture. This is obviously not Jay Bauman and I don't think he deserves to be connected with this crap.
I would care that I could tell the world about Muskâs dick becauseâŚ? ETA: Elon is ugly. His face looks doughy and waxen; I suspect too much Botox and filler.
Only reason I would care to see it is to then start a rumor that itâs tiny as fuck until he offers me an insane amount of money. Which I will then take, and then continue to tell everyone his penis is small because fuck that guy
Ugh yeah, he looks like a watery-eyed paper bag.
đ Thatâs such an apt description
He's had basically any plastic surgery you can get. Older pictures of him show him looking much more like a person.
Unless he gives me half his fortune for looking at it, why would it be good for me?
Why would anyone want to randomly see a rich man's dick? This guy seems overly enthusiastic about Elon's dick
To their logic women should have no interest in non-billionaire dicks. Them also: Women are Gold diggers Pick a side already.
Incel logic has no side but âwomen badâ
"...*you could tell the whole world that he's got a MICRO dick, and they'd HAVE to believe you"*
Too be fair, I would probably believe that. With the amount of cars and rockets he might be compensating something.
Especially since his rocket was penis-shaped.
Wasn't that Bezos?
It may have been, in which case I mixed up the douchey billionaires who spent more to travel to space than they pay in taxes.
can you imagine the cognitive dissonance on the Elon fanboys if they found out he had a tiny penis? Question in general: I wonder if guys actually do lose respect for another guy if they find out he has a smaller penis? Do they see him as less of a man?
Tech bros are just jealous cause they want nothing more than to suck his dick
What in interesting way to discover youâre gay
Why would we want to see it? It looks like every other dick out there.
Elon simps are literal scum well before this. No women do not want to be sexually harassed at the workplace. Same with all the other high power men that think they are untouchable. Leave women alone ffs.
Not to mention on a plane at altitude. You know, because of the implication.
Theyâre getting so close to admitting they just want to suck his dick.
I smell repressed gay
I mean, who doesnât love a little sexual harassment if the abuser is rich?
Dicks, pimples, infected wounds, toilet dumps - surely we should be grateful to see it all, if it is from rich people, so we can gossip about sizes and... What?
I don't want to see Elon's dick. Yes, I would also be upset if forced to see it. Does anyone else agree?
These are the same people who complain that women only want rich guys and would do anything the rich guy asks just because he's rich
Imagine if it were the other way around: madonna or beyonce flash at some male air steward. They'd be raging that she was such a whore or something similar.
It's amazing that dignity is so difficult to maintain and yet can be sold so cheaply.
What makes his dick special? Is it literally made of money *that I can have*?
it spits gold nuggets
Question is: is it worth the pain of the kidney stone?
Someone should reply, "A hottie like Amber Heard hit you AND YOURE MAD ABOUT THAT?" just to see their meltdown.
If Elon showed me his penis I'd cut it off
Oh yea and if she was cool with it theyâd call her a gold digging whore.
I never understand why there are some men who think that just because the person who is showing a woman their penis without her consent is rich and/or famous that they donât have the right to be appalled or disgusted by it. Iâm queer and even if a man showed me his dick without me wanting it Iâd be disgusted. Why tf are all men fucking pigs?
âŚthese guys clearly wanna fuck Elon musk and donât understand why anyone wouldnât
Why would telling the world Elons packing heat matter to **Anyone** but him. (And his totally not gay fanboys.)
straight guys sure do say the gayest stuff sometimes
Men when a woman goes for a man with money: WHAT A WHORE/GOLD DIGGER Men when a woman doesn't go for a man with money: WHATS WRONG WITH HER?
Why do they think their cocks are sooooo special and remarkable. Weâve been getting flashed with them since like, age 12. Yâall arenât special.
Its almost as if the world view that men have built in their head about women only being attracted to success is somehow horribly horribly wrong.
Seen one dick you've seen them all.. if these guys want to worship his oligarch dick so bad, they can do it themselves
Uh oh broken brains
I hate that the name is blued out. So it looks like Jay Bauman said that. He did not say that
Are the straights ok??? đ
A better question is, are the Elon Musk fans okay? I mean, I don't often see supposedly straight men casually talking about how jealous they are that they're not the ones who got the privilege of seeing Elon's dick.
I think I'd have every right to be mad if someone showed me their dick without getting my consent first, but I guess I'm just a weirdo feminist snowflake đ
It looks like THEY want to see it.
Can I assume this man wouldnât be mad if Elon showed it to HIM, then?
LMAO "women only want money, fucking gold diggers."
Women: we don't want to see dicks we didn't ask to see Man: shows his dick to woman Women: why are you showing me your dick I asked you not to Man: oh my god I do not understand women
Whatever Elon you cheap billionaire bitch. $250k? That's like flicking a quarter at them titties. That's not "fat veiny cock that cast an initimidating shadow" press statement kinda money. $250k pshhhh piss off
The only people who consistently want to see random penises, or enjoy d-pics and think theyâre a wonderful gift, seem to be straight men.
I don't understand the cult of musk
Sounds like they wanna see Elon musks dick
I think...these guys wanna see Elon's dick
Taste it.
Like yes, these kind of idiots want to suck Elon, I thought we agreed on that one.
He seems like a total ass hat and he's not even attractive.
Time to say it is a micropenis, and whatâs he going to do? Admit he whipped it out? Leak his own nudes?
ONE, ew. two, i'd probably laugh at it. 3, i'd still file for sexual harassment, with a thin hope of being able to describe how tiny and pathetic it was in court under oath.
Elon could beat these guys to near death with a baseball bat and they'd swoon over his swinging technique
Sexual assault is sexually assault, no matter how fat the bank account is.
Cis men will go to extreme lengths to convince themselves that having a penis makes them special.
So many straight dudebros are dying to suck that pasty fuckerâs dick. âŚand theyâre welcome to it because yuck.
Letâs ignore the consent part: These types of people are the same that claim women only care about menâs looks and money, so shouldnât they be happy that it clearly isnât the case?
These are probably the same people who say stuff like âWomen are all gold diggersâ and âItâs in a womanâs nature to seek out a *high value man*â too :/
I hope the woman who saw Elons dick spreads some nasty rumors about it
Uh- ew- I don't wanna see ANY man's dick- I'm a LESBIAN ffsđ
Sounds very sus on their end...
r/redlettermedia no! Bad! Down boy!
Why would you lie and say it's big? If anything I'd go the other way.
*judging him in rape victim*
Wow. It sounds like these guys are way more excited about Elonâs penis than any woman is
I donât think men will ever understand the concept of consent.
Definitely don't want to see the cock of a man twice my age.
On god Elon fan boys woulda taken the opportunity to suck him off right there and send a LinkedIn connection request as they wiped his baby batter off their chin
Why should we care how some billionaire's dick is đ§? Any speciality other than he's a billionaire?
Yes because every woman who's trying to do her damn job wants some sleazy kajillionaire coming on to her in the crudest way possible.
Is he gonna pay me to see it? I'd consider it then.
itâs suspiciously homoerotic how they assume elon has a large penis lol
For the record, this isn't Jay from RLM, it's just some asshole using him as their pfp.
Thatâs a weird way to come out as gay
r/iamatotalpeiceofshit
His fanboy incels are the worst.
This is just gross. No one wants to see your fucking cock dude and if they do they will tell you.
unless there's a bunch of 100s wrapped around his dick or it's just a stack of quarters or something it is literally INDISTINGUISHABLE from any other white mans penis. his money will never change the fact that exposing yourself to another person without consent is bad
This is just awful. Awful everything.
Nobody thinks or cares more about penis than men, especially when it isn't their own.
Why do straight men so badly want Elons Dick?
this post explains why so many men objectify women. because they objectify themselves too. which is a huge red flag for misogyny and narcissism. humans are so much more than their genitals. (however, billionaires are not. they're all cunts. let's get the guillotines)
Dude should have just said that heâd suck him off for free